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Red Bistro said:
No yeah either Original Sin would roll on him on the easiest setting. God, I'd love to see that.
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I'm frankly very excited, it's been rolling me on hard, so him playing it on easy he's bound to get his ass beat. The game takes a goddamn minute to give you much of a build.
 
yoshitsune said:
It could also be that Phil is legitimately such a failure that he somehow failed to learn how to ride a bike and how to swim, and in the former case either he rationalized it or his parents fed him this bullshit lie about how they didn't want to buy him a bike because it would get stolen, after all back then Connecticut was as bad and dangerous as Monrovia.
Does anyone know, has Phil mastered the art of tying shoes? I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't know how to tie his own shoes.
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I can see it now: Dude oh my god I keep sinking! This swimming shit is stupid! Who designed this!
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
My favorite worst DSP costume was when he was a ninja turtle.

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This is the most autistic low effort costume he's worn to date. When has a Ninja turtle worn a yellow racing shirt? Is the backpack supposed to be his shell? Why didn't he shave? Wasn't Phil making "fuck you" money on YouTube at this time? And this is the best he could do?

This was so retarded.

Runner up for worst costume was the Punisher costume which was a shirt with Punisher's skull logo and a leather coat.

Best costume was probably the Assassin's Creed one.
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I'm all for homemade Halloween costumes but what he has is just a bunch of shit lying around and did a quick makeshift gamershit costume.

That TMNT bandana came with the Michael Bay movie. If you flip it around it is Red. That shirt is the closest thing to the underside of the shell, which is a Dead Rising 2 shirt he probably got in a collectors edition. Backpack self-explanatory.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Actually I wonder if Phil didn't have a bike because his parents were the ones who thought the black kids would steal it.
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Definitely something from his parents his racism goes pretty deep. That African American gentleman thing was smug trolling of his chat. I mean they dared to call out the great Philbert.
Though his racism is targeted at black and asians(All are Taiwanese). I heard many stories about Phil and him really liking Latin women though.
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Providence Backing_21 said:
Definitely something from his parents his racism goes pretty deep. That African American gentleman thing was smug trolling of his chat. I mean they dared to call out the great Philbert.
Though his racism is targeted at black and asians(All are Taiwanese). I heard many stories about Phil and him really liking Latin women though.
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latin women is his porn of choice from when he leaked it.
 
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Nah, that cat's fucking miserable. Random parts of his territory closed off at random times, being forced to spend all night in one room instead of roaming; they probably only have one litter box (number of cats + 1 is the correct amount, to make them comfortable); and he fucking barks orders at it like it's a dog. I don't think Dave's ever mentioned that there's high locations for Jasper to survey from. They have a cat tree but who knows if it's looking out on a window or anything. Of course having a scratching post doesn't matter because DSP insists on giving business to pet stores that mutilate animals. Probably gets catnip like once every six months because it's too much work to clean up. Who knows how often his litter box gets cleaned. Jasper's one of the things that bums me out the most about DSP's life.

Dave, cats aren't like you. They are curious, cleanly, aren't swayed by random threats, and can't be bribed.

EDIT: oh and he does one of the worst things, when he's playing with something on a stick he fucking whips it back and forth like he's trying to cast a spell instead of treating it like, you know, an animal the cat would want to hunt. A fucking lot of people do that and it drives me up a wall.
 
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Red Bistro said:
Nah, that cat's fucking miserable. Random parts of his territory closed off at random times, being forced to spend all night in one room instead of roaming;
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I remember when my dad got a new cat, because it was the first time I was ever associated with one. It would mewl all day and all night whenever it ran into a closed door, so I had to learn to just let it go wherever it pleases, instead of setting boundaries like you would a dog.
This is literally shit you learn day one. He clearly has no interest in this cat following his whoring it out for 2k.
hector85 said:
nice little unrecorded segment post mario 35 "if it weren't for that $100 tip during the prestream this would have been the slowest stream ever! ($4)" basically going to wage quit the game despite polling his viewers and 77% said play it again, even said it was probably all troll votes lol.
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Hey Phil, maybe it's time to accept that your fans just don't fucking like Mario?
No wonder his plants died.
 
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For anyone who hasn't seen the clip it's a DSP Delusional Classic.

Phil, do you know how to swim?
"It's been a LOOONG time since I tried." Translation: No, I cannot swim. I never learned.
"Peole are buoyant though right? You float at waist level." Translation: Swimming is easy, it's impossible to drown.
"I could figure it out pretty quick." Translation: Though I have always failed the 1 or 2 times I tried I could totally master it in seconds.
He describes swimming as what it looks like in GTA: San Andreas.
He says if you T-pose in the water and don't move you automatically float, people only drown because they panic and move around. Also being fat makes you sink in the water. Phil says obviously these rules don't apply if you're in a river or the water is moving :\
Timestamped @ 21m25s, swimming talk ends @ 23m03s with some hoof chewing in between.
 
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hector85 said:
nice little unrecorded segment post mario 35 "if it weren't for that $100 tip during the prestream this would have been the slowest stream ever! ($4)" basically going to wage quit the game despite polling his viewers and 77% said play it again, even said it was probably all troll votes lol.
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The best part was that several times, even right at the end before cutting the YT recording, he thanked 'everyone' for the great support. Then cut the YT video and said "Alright, so listen up guys... all the support came from one person..." It's like he thinks the YT audience sees him as some benevolent soul and he needs to keep that image up, but the stream chat wheelchairs? They annoy him, so they can eat the backhand.

He's really reaching if he is trying to push for more than $100/stream consistently, which is really what this statement implies. He got used to that vest streak income, but you can see the momentum for hitting the tip goals is faltering, and he removed his $200 spin reward because of the Halloween decor. Once again, piggy got extra money, and now he is trying to cut back and get the same money for less. There has never been a moment in Phil's 'legacy' where he had a monetary windfall and then tried to capitalize on that and do more with it; he always tries to exploit it to slack.
 
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