Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Michael Jacks0n]

And it only took 4 years and thousands of crazy people chanting and lighting candles.
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Trump winning in 2016 caused levels of cope that weren't thought possible.

For anyone who's forgotten by now, just a reminder that WIRED used to be a computer and technology print magazine before it became...well, whatever the fuck it is now. BuzzFeed2?

 

[Shield Breaker]

Apparently, once you remove people in care facilities, Trump's chances are 99.5%.

Also, my phone has suddenly added 'Trump-COVID' to the predictive text, despite my never searching for the term.

 

[the fall of man]

So is this the week they vote on those two Nobel Peace Prizes he got nommed for?

 

[HumanHive]

And it only took 4 years and thousands of crazy people chanting and lighting candles.
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Trump winning in 2016 caused levels of cope that weren't thought possible.

Four years to kill Trump, but it only took /pol/ one digits thread to elect him.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Standardized Profile]

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He gets health coverage through his job. Maybe if you weren't a (checks Twitter) "writer, lawyer, quipster, wonk," you'd have a job that pays to keep you healthy, too.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Biden is a zombie anyways. If Trump died, it would just be revenant versus revenant.

My understanding is that some of that Jew food is pretty good.

They like smoked beef and fish. To make up for not being able to eat bacon or lobster.

 

[the fall of man]

Yeah, let’s see how the meme wars go

Aww this is sweet:


then just ramps up to tranny shill or full Q

 

[linchan]

Yeah, let’s see how the meme wars go

Aww this is sweet:
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then just ramps up to tranny shill or full Q
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Bitch California and Newyork has one the the most cases in the country, the fuck are you on?

 

[LaxerBRO]

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The government can still offer health insurance regardless of how the ACA case is decided. The question at hand is the mandate and the penalty.

 

[Jump]

And it only took 4 years and thousands of crazy people chanting and lighting candles.
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Trump winning in 2016 caused levels of cope that weren't thought possible.

The mark is Satan is upon them. Someone call the Witchfinder asap.

 

[Puck]

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Its shit like this that make me not feel bad about laughing when RBG died

 

[Oats12345]

Washington, D. C. bigwigs confirmed to have the gift of Wuhan:

• Kellyanne Conway
• Senator Thom Tillis (R-NC)
• Senator Mike Lee (R-UT)
• RNC chair Ronna McDaniel

Also, Notre Dame President Rev. John Jenkins also tested COVID+.

People untouched by Corona-chan's love (yet):

• Vice-President Mike Pence (R-IN)
• Vice-President Joe Biden (D-DE)
• Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA)
• Governor Mike DeWine (R-OH)

Mike Devine? When did he have contact with any of those people?

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

Covid is no fun for anyone. While I’m sure lots of people from the left (easy there, I’m not saying all) are rejoicing, I can only sit here, lower and shake my head.

I just wish he would have taken this more seriously and not made this as political as it has now become.

I hope he survives this and hopefully realizes how serious this is.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

China can't keep this madman down.

 

[FROG]

As embarrassing as all of this is for Trump, I have a feeling this is going to work in his favor.

Providing he doesn't die.

Let's wait and see.

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

I just wish he would have taken this more seriously and not made this as political as it has now become.

Everyone who was involved in politicizing the nation's response to the pandemic needs a good smack upside the head.

 

[Oats12345]

Everyone who was involved in politicizing the nation's response to the pandemic needs a good smack upside the head.

Agreed. I would love to puch Andrew Cuomo in the face for what he did with the elder homes

 

[tehpope]

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The Government is covering the cost for everyone who gets covid. That means the hobo who pisses in the alley to the goddamn president all get the same cutting edge treatments.

 

[Someone Awful]

As embarrassing as all of this is for Trump, I have a feeling this is going to work in his favor.

Providing he doesn't die.

Let's wait and see.

Good to see you around. And yeah, I agree with you, if he can pull it off without serious health complications.

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China can't keep this madman down.

To be fair, this could just be him pushing a narrative of displaying strength, which is what he needs to do if he wants to come off looking better to the American public. Not like we've seen anything to the contrary yet, but we'll see what tomorrow brings.