Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Ruin]

Trump is old and fat. If he shakes it off in two days. Lockdowns are bullshit.

 

[diroama]

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Anonymous sources are saying that big donny is doing a-okay.

Trump's thumb is readily available for anyone who wants to unlock his phone to send a tweet.

 

[Ma_Hooty]

"Still not a clear path to full recovery" sounds pretty vetted.

Have you kept up-to-date with this virus? People who survive it are crippled for months with lowered lung capacity, borked up senses - especially loss of taste and smell - there's even reports of it fucking up your brain:

As many as 1 in 3 patients recovering from Covid-19 could experience neurological or psychological after-effects of their infections, experts told STAT, reflecting a growing consensus that the disease can have lasting impact on the brain. Beyond the fatigue felt by “long haulers” as they heal post-Covid, these neuropsychological problems range from headache, dizziness, and lingering loss of smell or taste to mood disorders and deeper cognitive impairment. Dating to early reports from China and Europe, clinicians have seen people suffer from depression and anxiety. Muscle weakness and nerve damage sometimes mean they can’t walk.

Of fucking course they're not going to claim he's going to be fine, this came out in mid-August, we're still in the dark as to how this will affect survivors long term.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Just shoot him full of whatever they're pumping into Biden.

 

[quickthrowaway]

Trump's thumb is readily available for anyone who wants to unlock his phone to send a tweet.

You show more skepticism towards medical staff at Walter Reed and Trump's personal Twitter than you do towards "anonymous sources." At least be consistent.

 

[diroama]

You show more skepticism towards medical staff at Walter Reed and Trump's personal Twitter than you do towards "anonymous sources." At least be consistent.

It's not an anonymous source. It's the White House Chief of Staff who wanted to remain anonymous, but failed to do so.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

Have you kept up-to-date with this virus? People who survive it are crippled for months with lowered lung capacity, borked up senses - especially loss of taste and smell - there's even reports of it fucking up your brain:

That's what I meant. It sounded like a vetted statement by someone who has a clear idea that shit may well be fucked.

 

[MooseGump]

It's me, I'm the anonymous source

 

[Tiggie_Tiger]

There's really nothing fucking new learned from this. It's pretty much run of the mill PDS (political derangement syndrome) at this point. If you're so SHOCKED AND SURPRISED that a political side celebrates the Deadpool of someone from another political side, you probably haven't been on the internet long enough and it looks to me like you're a 2020 newfag, the likes of one who joined a couple of weeks ago, so lurk moar faggot.

Hell, I'm near the side and I myself am anticipating a deadpool despite my rather mixed feelings surrounding this habbening.

Chill the fuck out man! I have stopped following the social media for quite a while now (for obvious reasons). But I was kinda shocked how aggressive people have gotten during my time away from sites such as twitter.

 

[katebushnightcore]

Hope he doesn't suffer or have another stroke. That would be awful to happen to such a nice man.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

Also who is this "Walter Reed" anyway. He sounds old.
Are people absolutely sure he's not trafficking illegals from a Popeye's Chicken basement?

 

[Local Fed]

Hope he doesn't suffer or have another stroke. That would be awful to happen to such a nice man.

When did he ever have a stroke?

 

[quickthrowaway]

 

[thebananaonion]

I mean he was literally asking to win the Darwin award for the last 4 years soo.... he's almost there of wining something of worth.

 

[Who dat?]

Anonymous sources have informed me that Olivia is a nasty cock slut who swallows.

Ah. You mean she's a woman in the news business. Yeah, we already knew that.

 

[Coffee Druid]

I don't use it myself, but my university's app has a "social media wall" to post things. I forgot about it until now. These people are acting like it's Twitter. Say what you will about the president but it's not a good look to (preemtively) gravedance and call your college peers I quote "braindead fucks" for not wanting Trump to die.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

It's me, I'm the anonymous source

Are your sources on you being the anonymous source reliable?

 

[MooseGump]

Are your sources on you being the anonymous source reliable?

Yes, so rely on me when I say that trump

Is plump

 

[It's HK-47]

Yeah he's fucked.

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1312425937523310592?s=19

Translation: Pulled it straight out of my ass, pal.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Chill the fuck out man! I have stopped following the social media for quite a while now (for obvious reasons). But I was kinda shocked how aggressive people have gotten during my time away from sites such as twitter.

I'm chill, bro. It's just customary advice to tell people to lurk moar and shit.

And yeah, people have gotten more aggressive and shit, indeed.