Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%
  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%
  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%
  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%

  • Total voters
    1,186
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Wait...Buzzfeed said that?

Either they're trying to push the same "faking it because the Dems are playing 4D Chess while Trump's playing 21-Dimensional Vampire: The Masquerade" angle that Michael Moore was autistically rambling on about OR there's going to be some kind of change that even Buzzfeed is reeling it back.

My guess is that the bigwigs are really worried about Trump dying or rumors of his condition causing more chaos and are sending the marching orders to all the media outlets to pipe down and reel it in and it's big enough of an order that even the clickbait mills have to follow it.

Might be why Twitter's forbidding discussion of the president dying and why CNN and MSNBC are concern trolling in their coverage instead of the usual TDS.
 
Pulled straight out of their ass. Buckle down for a fuck-ton of fake news, because the next week or two is going to have a lot of it. The "24-Hour Rule" is in full effect for every goddamn thing that happens from now until he's discharged from observation, as far as I'm concerned.
And boy is it flowing like the Yangtze River. Unless Trump is on the brink of death before the election, this will come back to bite them in the ass.
Don't forget LBJ, aka "Mr. I'll Jab My Finger In Your Side If You Don't Vote For My Bills." He was a sex gorilla. His libido couldn't be stopped. He cheated on his wife constantly. Groped his female staffers, even in front of his wife. Talked politics with other politicians with his drawers down and cock out. Bragged about his dick and fucking bitches on the regular.

Oh, and a big racist too. Told his chauffeur to just accept being called a nigger being that will never change. But thanks to the Civil Rights Act, my fellow black people will be voting Democrat for 10,000 years...(God, I hope we find evidence that he said that.)


He has to be the closest interpretation of how the media portrays Trump today. And, he was a Democrat.
When did National Enquirer suddenly become reliable information?
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Also: NYT and everyone else reports now that GEOTUS was on oxygen in the WH yesterday morning.
I don't blame McConnell for delaying the confirmation. He wants as many Republican Senators participating in the hearings as possible, which will maximize Barrett's chances of being confirmed. Also, we don't know for sure if Trump was ever taking oxygen. His doctors outright said he is not on oxygen and was not on it when he got to the hospital. Even if he was on oxygen, "was" is the key word here. Right now, he is not on it.
People like Brooklyn dad aka Majid Padellan are trying to start a panic
What a surprise. They have to peddle the narrative that he is dying hard because they want to ensure he loses come Election Day. All of the sources saying that Trump is in a dire strait all coincidentally have TDS and refuse to name names. Until they grow some balls and get names out, I'd rather listen to Trump's doctors than these sad excuse of human beings.
Not necessarily your fault but that statistic is misleading, especially the 65+ bracket. People who are 65-75 - Trump's at the latter end of that age - are far less likely to die than someone who is above 80. Statistically speaking, he has a 97% chance of survival.
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Hey Gabriel, which Republican is it? Maybe then we could get some answers.

Oh wait, it's "Listen And Believe" season here, so good luck with peddling that fanfic to the public.

True, but given how badly the past five months have been followed by Trump getting the virus, I'm honestly a bit worried to say the least. Keep in mind, I've been calling out the doomers from the get-go, but even I'm nervous as fuck right now.

Hoping the president can make a full recovery and Barrett can get confirmed before the election. The fact that the Senate's dragging their ass and delaying it further is not giving me confidence. Unless McConnell is planning a quick confirmation just before the election to really blackpill the left and wants to make sure at least a few RINO's won't cuck out, I don't know why he went and delayed it to the 24th of October.

The virus more or less could cost Trump the election even if he does recover. The only way I can see this going in his favor is if he recovers quickly enough to be out and about in the last week of October and gets ACB on the court since that will boost morale.

Alternately, we could see an eerie repeat of 2016 where the Democrats don't show up because they think Biden has it in the bag because of COVID-19 or that Trump's going to die anyway and Pence will be easier to corral since he's a fundie relic. I'm not counting on that to happen given how severe TDS is, but at the same time Biden is a dud and the DNC has a bad habit of snatching a major defeat from the jaws of victory at the last possible second.

I'm wondering if Biden's decision to revoke negative campaign ads and keep a low profile is because the DNC is convinced Trump will die or lose the election because of the virus?

Who knows? I'm scared as hell, to be quite honest.
I've thought about all of this and your concerns aren't unfounded, but think of it like this.

The DNC bigwigs like Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Nancy Pelosi might have sent best wishes to him, but they're also politicians and no doubt do they also want Trump dead. It's just that they are playing a smart move and not expressing what they want to happen. The media, which the DNC has a stranglehold on, is their watch dog that are peddling out the narrative that they believe in. Namely, Trump must die or be so compromised from the coronavirus that he cannot continue to serve in office. This is there hope that Trump will finally show an undeniable weakness that it makes Biden looks strong in comparison. Of course, Twitter banning speech saying "TRUMP MUST DIE!" is meant to veil their true intentions. The germnalists didn't change their repulsive views of him and anyone who dares support him, they're just using conspiracy theory about his illness to express what they want to happen.

Unfortunately for them, things so far haven't gone their way. Upon learn Hick had COVID-19, Trump got he and his wife tested, which came out positive. Immediately, he proceeded with treatment, walking to the helicopter in the Walter Reed Military Medical Center and doing everything he can to get better. He's taking the world's best treatment and despite claims that he is going to die very soon, he's still shitposting on Twitter and has enough energy to speak to the American public for four minutes on Twitter. Given the choice to lock himself in his bedroom, he instead chooses to engage with the public and lead the world's most powerful nation. That signals strength even in lieu of a disease that has been touted as the second coming of the 14th century Black Plague. Not to mention the sympathy bump he is receiving. Even if only a fraction of that turns into votes, that could be enough to swing crucial states into his favor come Election Day.

Trump's handling of his own struggle with COVID-19 will be one of the most consequential battles he has ever faced. He knows he has to get well right away because if he gets severely ill, he might not be able to get out of the hospital before the election. What he is doing in front of the entire world is proving that if an overweight seventy-four year old man can beat the virus, then we must reopen and not be afraid of any possible pandemic locking us down for the future (archive). If he return to the White House in two weeks seemingly unchanged, it would once and for all destroy the narrative that Trump is not taking the virus seriously and that we must lock down if anything inconvenient comes up. Along with a possible Barrett confirmation before the end of October and it might be the best thing we could ask for. I believe that McConnell knows what he is doing when it comes to the delay. Should he play his cards right, this might be the best news for his election campaign he could have asked for.

Trump is on the cusp of a brilliant political move. I understand the concerns, I really do, but for now, I'm feeling pretty good about all this. We just have to let this all play out and of course laugh at all of the fake news that will be coming out in the next couple of weeks.
He's definitely tired, but given that he does have the coronavirus, that doesn't surprise me. Hopefully we get more videos like these going forward.
 
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My guess is that the bigwigs are really worried about Trump dying or rumors of his condition causing more chaos and are sending the marching orders to all the media outlets to pipe down and reel it in and it's big enough of an order that even the clickbait mills have to follow it.
They built their entire campaign on "fuck Donald Trump". If Donald Trump dies, they lost their single biggest draw and because the sitting president died a few weeks before the election, they won't have enough time to run anything like "he's gonna send every LGBTQIAP++ to the electric chair" against Pence (nor will it be a focus because the sitting president is fucking dead). Trump's death would make sure we have 4 years of Pence, and they know it.
 
Alright, I'll bite.

In the first few pages of this thread, I was lurking quite a bit and noticing lots of discussion of muh RGB and the double standards of people posting Crab Rave memes over her death vs. outrage over jokes over the GEOTUS getting the chink flu. Well, here's what I think: the Ruth Ginsberg discussion had a lot of people joking about her death, because the media was mourning her loss, social media was panicking like a 27-year old rock star just died, and Dems were thoroughly blackpilled. Hence, we Kiwis had a good laugh letting the crab memes flow as the lolcows wallowed in shame. With Trump, however, he's someone the media has been painting as a literal fascist dictator for years, so making fun of his sickness on The Farms would just be redundant...and basically something only a Reddit neckbeard would do in this situation. Not to mention, Trump didn't fucking die unlike Ruth Ginsberg.

Now, as for the election and Trump's coof...

I think it's interesting to see how the media is reacting to Trump's misfortune vs. RGB's, and how his followers are reacting vs. how the Dems did when Kike Grandma died a few weeks ago. Ruth Ginsberg dies and the left collectively weeps in sorrow as if the planet is about to end. Trump gets mildly sick with a lung infection, and his supporters gather in solidarity to pray for his support, and in some extreme cases show up outside the hospital to cheer him on while waving American flags. Call them dickriders, call them bootlickers, call them what you will..but whatever you call them, it's definitely the polar opposite of swallowing the black pill like the Dems did a few weeks ago. If anything, it's getting everyone off their fat asses, putting on their MAGA hats and proudly going to vote in a few weeks.
 
Keeping our troops in the sandbox and drone-striking sandniggers with collateral damage isn't quite as bad as "making up myths about WMDs and spreading global propaganda to remove some random dictator of Sandboxistan and spread democracy for Neocon Inc." to the tune of 2 trillion dollars.
Do you not remember in 2013 when Obama tried blaming a nerve gas attack on Assad and the military decided to stand down, saying they didn't serve to be al Qaeda's Air Force?
 
He's definitely tired, but given that he does have the coronavirus, that doesn't surprise me. Hopefully we get more videos like these going forward.
He's probably not fit for a live debate, but I could see him doing a series of videos reacting to everything Biden says. They're very popular with the youth, and he can interrupt and yell at Joe all he wants.
 
So do you think that sidewalk monkey will be deplatformed ?
No. But his statement is probably one many TDS folks share. It might come out someone high up on the dem side gave someone else of importance covid, they'll swing 180 and say to take it easy on them.

I'm not trying to imply Trump and Biden. Just vague because I don't know the future and the left always put their foot in their mouths. See the last Obama SCOTUS nom thing.

Wait...Buzzfeed said that?

Either they're trying to push the same "faking it because the Dems are playing 4D Chess while Trump's playing 21-Dimensional Vampire: The Masquerade" angle that Michael Moore was autistically rambling on about OR there's going to be some kind of change that even Buzzfeed is reeling it back.

My guess is that the bigwigs are really worried about Trump dying or rumors of his condition causing more chaos and are sending the marching orders to all the media outlets to pipe down and reel it in and it's big enough of an order that even the clickbait mills have to follow it.

Might be why Twitter's forbidding discussion of the president dying and why CNN and MSNBC are concern trolling in their coverage instead of the usual TDS.
They might sense the winds changing that you and I have both predicted and they want to stay in business. Most of these outlets are bleeding money. And/Or maybe Trump being anywhere close to death's door is uncomfortable for even them to take advantage of.
 
There has been a fuck ton that has changed since then, in knowledge of the disease and in treatment of it. Which is why though infection rates are going back up, death rates aren't.
True, like he has access to this Regeneron drug that apparently gives people antibodies to deal with the virus to at least decrease the viral load so it's easier for the body to handle.
 
He's probably not fit for a live debate, but I could see him doing a series of videos reacting to everything Biden says. They're very popular with the youth, and he can interrupt and yell at Joe all he wants.

Legit surprised he has not been doing videos directly to the people daily since he got elected.
 
Do you not remember in 2013 when Obama tried blaming a nerve gas attack on Assad and the military decided to stand down, saying they didn't serve to be al Qaeda's Air Force?
I sure do, and all we did was keep dropping bombs on Syria just like before. You have to be out of your mind to think Obama's record on foreign wars is somehow equivalent to Bush. Most of the shit Obama did was (poorly) cleaning up Bush's mess in Iraq that spread to everywhere else because Bush and the neocons were a mix of colossal idiots and people who didn't care if they burnt down half the world on American taxpayer dollars for money.
 
People wish him dead because no president in the entire history of America has ever faced any kind of accountability for their crimes.
Unless the death is an execution, this isn't going to break that streak. Sure, it might make some people feel good. But there is no deterrent factor for future Presidents if someone isn't actually prosecuted for their crimes and simply dies by natural causes. Thinking that death by covid is some kind of karmic justice is just wishful thinking. And it won't do anything to actually change the problem with the current political system.

If Trump dies, I will neither be sad nor rejoice. But I'd much rather he be removed from office by a fair election than by the coof. Because then that would be an actual rejection of Trump's antics by the voters. If he wins, well ... that's the way the cookie crumbles. Maybe I'd be more passionate about it if Biden wasn't also shit, but I expected change when Obama got in there and the only change was that Democrats suddenly shut up about things and bent over backwards to avoid criticizing Obama. That's how politics work. You agitate when your side loses and you make excuses when your side wins. I don't expect this election to be any different.
 
Wait...Buzzfeed said that?

Either they're trying to push the same "faking it because the Dems are playing 4D Chess while Trump's playing 21-Dimensional Vampire: The Masquerade" angle that Michael Moore was autistically rambling on about OR there's going to be some kind of change that even Buzzfeed is reeling it back.

It's a media feeding frenzy. Shooting down someone else's garbage story isn't quite as good as breaking your own Trump COVID news, but it's still better than nothing.
 
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