Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[CatParty]

INB4 literally whomst

Spoiler: the great old one

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[FatalTater]

I always wondered which scenario would be better, abortion is legal and easy to get therefor lots of potential fetuses to use for things, or make abortion illegal so that in a short time there are plenty of unwanted, uncared for children to abduct to use for things? Maybe that's why we get several years of conservative government followed by a period of liberal govenment, to mix it up so no one suspects the plan.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

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Right on cue.....

 

[Who dat?]

I'm starting to worry about Trump's physicians, after reading their release of 45 minutes or so ago. They said the President is not out of the woods. My questions:

• Why would you allow any sick man, let alone the President, into the woods to begin with?
• Are there doctors along on this camping trip or whatever it is?
• Are you aware that the woods are not sterile?
• Do you know what bears do there? (Or is it the Pope? I forget.)

I do not think these physicians are taking this at all seriously.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Brooklyn Dad doesn’t know how laws work and is secretly an authoritarian nut

I wonder how he feels about HIV+ gay men that fuck their people without informing them not the status?

 

[Condicional]

He'll be fine. He's got the best doctors in the world.

What doctors?, He doesn't need that, he has got bleach, the best medicine

 

[Who dat?]

Was just thinking: What if sorry old Joe Biden catches a whiff of Corona-chan? He's been cowering among the Delaware mole people. Bonus question: What he gets it and dies from it?

 

[Someone Awful]

Friendly reminder to please archive any and all articles, tweets, videos, etc. We don't want to lose contents in the event Trump beats the virus with little long-term effects, which means they can't pull plausible denial and say "But that's photoshopped!"

From Trump’s physician

From someone who loves science more than I do, what does the 96% to 98% saturation level mean?

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"On paper, it sounds bad..."

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He has a point. At first it appeared to be really bad news for Trump and his chances to be re-elected because he really did not want COVID-19 to dominate headlines before the election. Had this happened days before, it might have killed his momentum. Now he has an opportunity to win over voters who planned to vote for Biden due to COVID-19 if he can recover within two weeks of being diagnosed and prove to voters who consider COVID-19 their most serious topics that he can properly tackle the subject. I doubt we'll see a vaccine announcement, but we could see him announce a major treatment that help saves lives like his.

It's much like how Ginsburg's death appeared to benefit Biden at first due to the possibility of energizing turnout but a possible Barrett confirmation might demoralize the Democrats.

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Those two tweets tells me all I need to know about her.

 

[muh_moobs]

Rudy being interviewed right now by Jesse Watters. Could be my imagination, but it looks to me as if Guiliani isn't firing on all cylinders. He was involved in debate prep. Hope he hasn't gotten the corona-chan blowjob.

Rudy's looked that way for a long time, though.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

From someone who loves science more than I do, what does the 96% to 98% saturation level mean?

From Wikipedia:

Oxygen saturation is the fraction of oxygen-saturated hemoglobin relative to total hemoglobin (unsaturated + saturated) in the blood.

At sea level, anything above 94% is considered normal. Below 90% causes hypoxia, which can cause respiratory problems and organ damage. COVID-19 has been known to cause "silent hypoxia" where people are functional but have seriously low oxygen saturation.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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"On paper, it sounds bad..."

Listen if he starts climbing on walls and coofing at criminals THEN I will say its like Peter Parker smh.

 

[ditto]

Listen if he starts climbing on walls and coofing at criminals THEN I will say its like Peter Parker smh.

All Hail President Dr. Octagonapus​

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

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Those two tweets tells me all I need to know about her.

Her? That's an unshaven Danny Devito in a dress.

 

[muh_moobs]

I sure do, and all we did was keep dropping bombs on Syria just like before. You have to be out of your mind to think Obama's record on foreign wars is somehow equivalent to Bush. Most of the shit Obama did was (poorly) cleaning up Bush's mess in Iraq that spread to everywhere else because Bush and the neocons were a mix of colossal idiots and people who didn't care if they burnt down half the world on American taxpayer dollars for money.

Obama drawing down troops in Iraq and sending everyone else but the US home from Afghanistan while shitting the bed in Libya is what led to war spreading across Arabia.

 

[GuntPunt]

I'm starting to worry about Trump's physicians, after reading their release of 45 minutes or so ago. They said the President is not out of the woods. My questions:

• Why would you allow any sick man, let alone the President, into the woods to begin with?
• Are there doctors along on this camping trip or whatever it is?
• Are you aware that the woods are not sterile?
• Do you know what bears do there? (Or is it the Pope? I forget.)

I do not think these physicians are taking this at all seriously.

Irrelevant. What people should be wondering if Trump condemned white supremacists today.

Lol, calm down. The doctors are hand picked to serve the president. If they kill him, their careers die with him. They will keep him alive as best to their ability for self preservation alone.

EDIT: Yeah, I didn't read the whole thing before I decided to post. Time to tattoo this on my forehead.

 

[D_Tractor]

Idk. Maybe a lot. But a lot of the left's support comes from the youth. Who rarely go out and vote. They'll definitely feel it. But for the other groups that vote, it could prevent them enough from voting for Trump to knock out a win. But just barely. I expect a lot of close state races this year.

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[muh_moobs]

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See, Kikes did it.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

USA! USA! USA!

GOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP!!!!

 

[Someone Awful]

Irrelevant. What people should be wondering if Trump condemned white supremacists today.

Lol, calm down. The doctors are hand picked to serve the president. If they kill him, their careers die with him. They will keep him alive as best to their ability for self preservation alone.

Pretty sure Who dat? was just joking here about the "not out of the woods yet" comment. The latter two bullet points give it away.

 

[muh_moobs]

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Heh. We were just talking about #Bushliedpeopledied a few hours ago.