Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Archeopthryx]

Carrey forgot to sniff women on that sketch.

 

[Local Fed]

Not you too, Jim Carry. Goddamn it.

I hate to break it to you, but he's been out of his mind for a few years now.

 

[ddlloo]

Not you too, Jim Carry. Goddamn it.

He's been fervently anti trump the whole time.

Oh and he's an anti-vaxxer too, but shh don't tell that to all the Disciples of Science that are currently applauding him.

 

[The Great Chandler]

As Hank Hill famously said "You're not making Christianity better! You're just making rock music worse!"

The best examples of media that conveys a specific ideology are the ones that are entertaining and can stand on their own without the message.

There's a reason why people are genuinely nostalgic for VeggieTales and Narnia while Bibleman is looked back only as a campy meme.

Don't forget The Prince of Egypt!

The Plagues is fire!

 

[Puck]

Wheres the option for sam hyde in the poll?

 

[Atomic Wangler]

You missed his crazy Trump paintings? Dude has made over 60 of them and they're all terrible and insane. Here are 5 of them. Yes, that is a 2 scoops reference.

Spoiler: Paintings somewhat NSFW

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Unironically gives Chris some competition.

At least Ringo Starr's MS Paint art didn't have a political slant while being this autistic.

At least they make some good avatar fodder!

 

[That_Guy]

You missed his crazy Trump paintings? Dude has made over 60 of them and they're all terrible and insane. Here are 5 of them. Yes, that is a 2 scoops reference.

Spoiler: Paintings somewhat NSFW

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Unironically gives Chris some competition.

I was just thinking Carrey's Biden character was the first thing I've seen him do in a decade that didn't drive me straight up the wall. Pretty good, Actually.
The paintings? Dude's got problems, even for an actor. I'll just take what I can get and go full Sgt. Schultz on those.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Eh. I thought it was pretty bada myself. Didn't sound like Biden at all.

True, but Joe Biden sucks and is boring (and not in a fun Al Gore way), so a straight imitation would be lame.

But I think Carey's facial expressions and speech patterns convey an unhinged lunatic under the guise of a weak old man, and I think it could be super funny if they exploit it.

 

[GuntPunt]

True, but Joe Biden sucks and is boring (and not in a fun Al Gore way), so a straight imitation would be lame.

But I think Carey's facial expressions and speech patterns convey an unhinged lunatic under the guise of a weak old man, and I think it could be super funny if they exploit it.

At that point, just bring back Fire Marshall Bill.

Non-political and great slapstick and overall comedy.

 

[alreadyhome]

Getting back on topic, here's SNL doing some premature gravedancing. It literally became a fucking vote Biden ad after this.
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Jim Carrey is a deranged person, not talking about this SNL thing at all, just in general.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

True, but Joe Biden sucks and is boring (and not in a fun Al Gore way), so a straight imitation would be lame.

But I think Carey's facial expressions and speech patterns convey an unhinged lunatic under the guise of a weak old man, and I think it could be super funny if they exploit it.

Honestly it would be best since judging from that skit they are trying to portray Biden as this reasonable wacky but decent old man. If they made him unhinged and crazy that could work especially since that is Jim Carrey's best material when he's nuts (see his portrayal of Robotnik in the Sonic movie)

 

[Smug Cat]

Getting back on topic, here's SNL doing some premature gravedancing. It literally became a fucking vote Biden ad after this.
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Have these motherfuckers heard of making a joke? "I hope Trump dies" is not a joke. You have one job, SNL.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Apparently Fox News is reporting that GEOTUS bought the YouTube masthead for a full 24 hours to thank people for supporting him starting Sunday.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

At that point, just bring back Fire Marshall Bill.

Non-political and great slapstick and overall comedy.

(comes up behind a child)

"Let me uh, show ya something"

(Takes a sniff)

 

[NoSpiceLife]

I know this forum likes Trump a lot, but you got to admit that him getting the virus after months of downplaying it/saying stupid shit about it is karma at best.

I'm not sure what sort of idiocy leads to these conclusions.

There was already wide spread (worldwide) panic, if the person who is in charge of one of the biggest nations in the world also chooses to panic, where would that have left us (not speaking just about America, people all over the world love Trump, and if not love him, think he's the best thing to happen for a long time)?

A leader needs to be calm and in control (so to speak), while in Trumps case, also doing his damnedest to perfect his trolling game.
Ever heard of the saying 'give them enough rope to hang themselves', that is being played to perfection.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Trump owes his life to this man.

Local copy.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

"Yes, we've been giving Barron horse steroids. It's to protect him from the very awful, and very unforgiving Coronavirus. The China Plague. Unfortunately, they have the side effect of making him tremendously swole. The doctors expect him to be the size of a Clydesdale by the time he's 18." -Trump, probably.

 

[Bani]

I'm not sure what sort of idiocy leads to these conclusions.

There was already wide spread (worldwide) panic, if the person who is in charge of one of the biggest nations in the world also chooses to panic, where would that have left us (not speaking just about America, people all over the world love Trump, and if not love him, think he's the best thing to happen for a long time)?

A leader needs to be calm and in control (so to speak), while in Trumps case, also doing his damnedest to perfect his trolling game.
Ever heard of the saying 'give them enough rope to hang themselves', that is being played to perfection.

There's a difference between not trying to increase panic and actively ignoring the advice of 90% of the doctors in the country. Wearing a mask and live-steaming rallies instead of having them in person are not encouraging panic, they're common sense in light of the circumstances.

Also, "trolling" is not even remotely part of a leader's job. You can't say his job is to both reduce panic and "troll;" those two things are diametrically opposed. In his attempts to "troll" the libs by violating safety orders, he's put himself (and many of his own supporters) in the hospital. I think I've been on this site long enough to be able to say that if your trolling causes more harm to you than it does anyone else, it's shit trolling.

The thing about Trump being "beloved all over the world" is just untrue. Even Putin and Xi Xinping, who border on being dictators, are viewed more favorably.

 

[muh_moobs]

There's a difference between not trying to increase panic and actively ignoring the advice of 90% of the doctors in the country. Wearing a mask and live-steaming rallies instead of having them in person are not encouraging panic, they're common sense in light of the circumstances.

Also, "trolling" is not even remotely part of a leader's job. You can't say his job is to both reduce panic and "troll;" those two things are diametrically opposed. In his attempts to "troll" the libs by violating safety orders, he's put himself (and many of his own supporters) in the hospital. I think I've been on this site long enough to be able to say that if your trolling causes more harm to you than it does anyone else, it's shit trolling.

The thing about Trump being "beloved all over the world" is just untrue. Even Putin and Xi Xinping, who border on being dictators, are viewed more favorably.

The doctors that said "don't wear masks" and later said "wear masks"?

The doctors who said that Coronavirus was going to kill three times as many people as H1N1 did in 1918?

The doctors who said closing the border and restricting travel from asia was unnecessary and racist but then later said Trump failed America by not restricting travel sooner?

The doctors who said everyone could go back outside in 15 days but are now demanding that humanity as a whole just stay home until a vaccine is made?

If you can't name six people you know personally who have been ill with Coronavirus, then there was no reason for Trump not to hold rallies.

 

[ddlloo]

'staged' is trending on twitter becaue of this tweet

https://twitter.com/jonostrower/status/1312616578773446656