Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%
  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%
  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%
  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%

  • Total voters
    1,186
Apparently Fox News is reporting that GEOTUS bought the YouTube masthead for a full 24 hours to thank people for supporting him starting Sunday.
I would be shocked if youtube didn't nix that. They're pure silicon valley. Their employees are at least 40% deranged troons shoving dilators up their buttholes in the office. They'll have a full revolt if they put oranj man on the front page in a positive light.
 
The chins of the Trump kids mystify me. They all have that same chin that looks like it’s always trembling, holding back full on crying. Not saying they’re always about to cry, just that slightly sucked in quivery chin look. Ivanka got hers fixed long ago, but she had it originally. Three different mothers, same chin.

Yet Trump doesn’t have it and not due to surgery, he never did. Where did it come from?

Anyway hard agree that Barron is going to come in second to Ivanka. Pretty sure Melania is actual legit model height, not beauty queen height like the other two, so combined with Trump being what, 6’3? Bound to be the tallest of the crew.
 
I would be shocked if youtube didn't nix that. They're pure silicon valley. Their employees are at least 40% deranged troons shoving dilators up their buttholes in the office. They'll have a full revolt if they put oranj man on the front page in a positive light.

I don't think they did the last time he bought it out to run attack ads during the DNC. This is considerably more mild.
 
The chins of the Trump kids mystify me. They all have that same chin that looks like it’s always trembling, holding back full on crying. Not saying they’re always about to cry, just that slightly sucked in quivery chin look. Ivanka got hers fixed long ago, but she had it originally. Three different mothers, same chin.

Yet Trump doesn’t have it and not due to surgery, he never did. Where did it come from?

Anyway hard agree that Barron is going to come in second to Ivanka. Pretty sure Melania is actual legit model height, not beauty queen height like the other two, so combined with Trump being what, 6’3? Bound to be the tallest of the crew.

Do any of his siblings, parents, or grandparents have it? It may be a recessive gene that skipped him and comes out in his kids.
 
The thing about Trump being "beloved all over the world" is just untrue. Even Putin and Xi Xinping, who border on being dictators, are viewed more favorably.
Your link doesn't even say that. It says that people have more confidence in their ability to lead. The context you've made in the sentence that you inserted the link into implies that @annoyingfuck states that he's (Trump) a super popular global figure when what he seems to have implied is that Trump has many fans globally. If anything that's a more damning thing (that they're an incompetent leader) to think of someone, but that doesn't mean it's used to be synonymous with likeability. Don't get me confused, I wouldn't be shocked if his ratings for liability are low but I don't see that posted there on the page. Furthermore, consider that most of these countries that they mention are pretty liberal. Of the 13 they include Canada, Sweden, Germany, UK, Belgium, Netherlands, France and Denmark. I'm not shocked that people in pretty liberal leaning countries aren't gung ho on someone that the media (and I assure you as someone who is from one of those countries) both foreign and domestic treats as a movie villain and pumps 24/7 content out about him. Frankly, if the media wasn't having conniption fits every two hours that alone would probably improve his ratings solely because people would be less annoyed about hearing his name.

It also leads of course to the issue of the US obviously wanting to be liked by the international community, but at the same time you can't get completely get bogged down with Sweden being asspained that you're not "progressive" enough for them to be in love with you. I'm not sure what Justin Trudeau's liability ratings are globally but I'm sure with every single country used in that study he's viewed with much more reverence (and have much less information coming at them with far less hysteria and more of a bias working to his benefit).
 
Your link doesn't even say that. It says that people have more confidence in their ability to lead. The context you've made in the sentence that you inserted the link into implies that @annoyingfuck states that he's (Trump) a super popular global figure when what he seems to have implied is that Trump has many fans globally. If anything that's a more damning thing (that they're an incompetent leader) to think of someone, but that doesn't mean it's used to be synonymous with likeability. Don't get me confused, I wouldn't be shocked if his ratings for liability are low but I don't see that posted there on the page. Furthermore, consider that most of these countries that they mention are pretty liberal. Of the 13 they include Canada, Sweden, Germany, UK, Belgium, Netherlands, France and Denmark. I'm not shocked that people in pretty liberal leaning countries aren't gung ho on someone that the media (and I assure you as someone who is from one of those countries) both foreign and domestic treats as a movie villain and pumps 24/7 content out about him. Frankly, if the media wasn't having conniption fits every two hours that alone would probably improve his ratings solely because people would be less annoyed about hearing his name.

It also leads of course to the issue of the US obviously wanting to be liked by the international community, but at the same time you can't get completely get bogged down with Sweden being asspained that you're not "progressive" enough for them to be in love with you. I'm not sure what Justin Trudeau's liability ratings are globally but I'm sure with every single country used in that study he's viewed with much more reverence (and have much less information coming at them with far less hysteria and more of a bias working to his benefit).
Put it this way, Drumpf has been subjected to 24/7 slander by the establishment media for the past four year.

Forget liberal countries, even in third world countries, his name is probably stained because local media simply copy-paste what they get from Reuters/AP and call it a day. And Reuters/AP only gets their marching orders news from the US mainstream media.
 
'staged' is trending on twitter becaue of this tweet


If Trump becomes seriously ill from this, the Left will claim it is his fault for "not treating the virus seriously".
If he recovers fine, they'll claim it was a hoax or due to him having unfairly better healthcare that others can't.

I personally wish him all the best. History is going to be the greatest friend Donald Trump ever had.
 
I would be shocked if youtube didn't nix that. They're pure silicon valley. Their employees are at least 40% deranged troons shoving dilators up their buttholes in the office. They'll have a full revolt if they put oranj man on the front page in a positive light.
I'm pretty sure he's bought that before and it resulted in a lot of raging by people forced to see it. Win-win.

Put it this way, Drumpf has been subjected to 24/7 slander by the establishment media for the past four year.

Forget liberal countries, even in third world countries, his name is probably stained because local media simply copy-paste what they get from Reuters/AP and call it a day. And Reuters/AP only gets their marching orders news from the US mainstream media.
I wonder if there's every been such an unwarranted, unrelenting press campaign in the history of the press? Even a Hitler or a Vanilla Ice garnered plenty of praise in the press at some point. The turn on a dime of the media's opinion of Trump as a fun-yet-oafish public figure to pure evil nazi hitler incarnate was like a light switch being thrown.

I wonder if Trump's criticism and ridicule of Obama at the outset of the decade earned him the ire of the press and the establishment in general, who at the time can only be described as avowed Obama worshipers or Obama cultists. (The saintly media image of Obama will never cease to be as creepy as it was phony and undeserved. They could have elected a cardboard cutout of a giant toe with the sustained advertising campaign the entire media performed for Obama and probably had similar outcome.)

Where's Chris Wallace reminding him WTF he's talking about?
That could have been a hilarious sketch, and Jim Carrey has just the skills to bring the right level of absurdity to it (he could have played all of the characters and pulled it off). Too bad about his total mental breakdown over the last few years though. I'm sure SNL, hollywood, or modern comedy in general, is probably incapable of anything resembling humor at this point anyway.
 
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There's satirical potential from both sides, but alas we can only see the stuff pointed at the right, and rather than good-natured parody, it's always malicious. Especially SNL has decided that instead of making it about jokes, it's about convincing people what to think, like they're dealing with children. Thus, the left can never be amusingly crazy or inept or over the top angry, only strong and bold straightmen to bounce the crazy right wingers off of. They've gotten so malicious about it, though, that they fail to be funny except accidentally - such as the early 2016 skits about Sean Spicer being a bundle of rage that beat up white house reporters with the podium. It was only accidentally funny because everyone finds journalists annoying enough to enjoy such a display. SNL was never fair and balanced, but at least they used to grab the low hanging fruit to pretend to be fair back in the early-Obama years. Most every other political humor outlet has been worse than SNL earlier than SNL.
 
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"Yes, we've been giving Barron horse steroids. It's to protect him from the very awful, and very unforgiving Coronavirus. The China Plague. Unfortunately, they have the side effect of making him tremendously swole. The doctors expect him to be the size of a Clydesdale by the time he's 18." -Trump, probably.

Holy shit isn't Trump like 6,3? His kid's going to be taller than fuckin Comey it looks like.
 
I would be shocked if youtube didn't nix that. They're pure silicon valley. Their employees are at least 40% deranged troons shoving dilators up their buttholes in the office. They'll have a full revolt if they put oranj man on the front page in a positive light.
Looks like it's up.

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