🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[LordOdin]

He's also issuing threats of violence to other chatters:

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Oh no threathened by an obese faggot that needs industrial lifting equipmemt to reach his thumbtack dick very frightening.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

PPP and Godwinson are obviously doing this to spite Matt/Booberlee/PO and anyone that's made money off of Ralph the last few months. I guess the logic is that Ralph will continue to self destruct no matter what, while those three will stop benefitting/won't be able to grift using their content?
It might accelerate things in a sense since Ralph becoming more and more irrelevant is exactly what he fears the most, and for better or worse, they do bring more attention to him, on the other hand they could achieved the exact same thing by just not focusing on Ralph (which they haven't really done for the most part) and starving these people out of content without giving the guntguard a "see, it was a gay op all along" type excuse.
Either way, Ralph is not going to stop fucking up because of it, he was driven insane by /cow/ and Xander during the stream.me days and he's replaced reading the IBS cyclical compulsively with reading this thread so the same thing applies.

Looking at how he lashed out at other personalities who helped him and whom Ralph is indebted to like Rekieta and Dame Pesos, I doubt it.

All Rekieta did was to respond to people asking him about the sex tape. All Dame Pesos did was to show screenshots of tweets Ralph made public. Ralph somehow saw it fit to yell betrayal and cut off ties.

He is just that thin skinned. It doesn't take much to get on Ralph's bad side.

It's not even that, all someone has to do for Ralph to consider them an enemy is not "reach out" and suck his micro penis, he's said this on stream a few times how he was "disappointed" that certain people didn't reach out to check on him when he was going through some things (I believe it was when the tape was released or around that time), and that it really let's you know who your true friends and enemies are.

So if you don't constantly stroke his ego and check if his feelings are hurt, you are automatically added to his shit list. Metokur's tweet was more than enough to send him over the edge.
Especially after defending hard by saying it was all fake and that Metokur didn't attack him:

Unrelated but I found this one especially ironic:

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Funnily enough the Karen farms will still talk shit about the gunt unless he stops being an alcoholic groomer leeching off the son of a deplatformed conspiracy theorist reporter. Rex might seem like a retard but he's very smart at subtlety dissing Ralph and his potato girlfriend.

 

[MeltyTW]

and Godwinson are obviously doing this to spite Matt/Booberlee/PO and anyone that's made money off of Ralph the last few months. I guess the logic is that Ralph will continue to self destruct no matter what, while those three will stop benefitting/won't be able to grift using their content?
It might accelerate things in a sense since Ralph becoming more and more irrelevant is exactly what he fears the most, and for better or worse, they do bring more attention to him, on the other hand they could achieved the exact same thing by just not focusing on Ralph (which they haven't really done for the most part) and starving these people out of content without giving the guntguard a "see, it was a gay op all along" type excuse.
Either way, Ralph is not going to stop fucking up because of it, he was driven insane by /cow/ and Xander during the stream.me days and he's replaced reading the IBS cyclical compulsively with reading this thread so the same thing applies.

Thats retarded though, I know you're right but they're just going to clip them talking about Fuentes who has even nore relevancy if less personal gripes for tea and Matt to grift off of.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

I got pretty blitzed last night and forgot I made a very basic video from the last Killstream, off to the archive you go.

EDIT - Fuck, someone hacked my account on youtube and premiered my archived video... I hope this doesn't break the treaty >_<
I plead the Ethan Ralph Defense guys!

Word for word describes Faith and shits all over her, Ralph is too afraid to push back against Rex Jones and you can see it in his eyes

Ralph's really desperate at the moment, Rex is his only lifeline to escape his 'toxic' community and he's willing to let him shit all over the mother of his child in order to cash in on some e-fame in the future

What a pathetic man Ralph is...

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

Word for word describes Faith and shits all over her, Ralph is too afraid to push back against Rex Jones and you can see it in his eyes

Ralph's really desperate at the moment, Rex is his only lifeline to escape his 'toxic' community and he's willing to let him shit all over the mother of his child in order to cash in on some e-fame in the future

What a pathetic man Ralph is...

Shit talking your friend's girlfriend to his face is 100% acceptable. It is not your friend's fault if his girlfriend is a retard. Hell, there is a 50/50 chance any female is going to turn out to be retarded and pointing it out is what a good friend would do. Sometimes a man will be oblivious to the retardation due to the unaccustomed lightness of his balls. He may even thank you later, for looking out for him. Don't shit talk a friend's wife to his face though, making him swallow those black pills is just not friendly.

 

[AltisticRight]

The gunt is missing the point, who can blame him though? He has the IQ equivalent to two paramecia.
Everything that Metokur has said about Baked Alaska, Matt Jarbo, and Donga perfectly applies to the gunt in this day. The gunt consumed the three and trekked to the top using its hooves, now it has became the three. On top of that, I don't think any of them released revenge porn or injected a demon spawn in someone.

 

[not william stenchever]

Armistice

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night I can see the Gunt and her ass, even his thumb. The sanity I've lost, the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with the Gunt; a form above nations, even the US, and I was the one below, feeding off the Gunt's power. It came after you, in Richmond, then West Memphis. The Gunt... it just keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now? @Null I'm going to make him give back our past. Take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest until we do.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night I can see his Gunt and her ass, even his thumb. The sanity I've lost, the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with the Gunt; a form above nations, even the US, and I was the one below, feeding off the Gunt's power. It came after you, in Richmond, then West Memphis. The Gunt... it just keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now? (@)Null I'm going to make him give back our past. Take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest until we do.

It's even worse for those of us within a few hours drive of The Gunt. As the days shorten, its influence grows along with all the forces of darkness. When you're this close to Gunt Zero, time aberrations occur along with distorted magnetic fields. I've lost friends and family and a perfectly good lawn mower to this insanity and it must stop.

 

[JewBacca]

Oh no threathened by an obese faggot that needs industrial lifting equipmemt to reach his thumbtack dick very frightening.

I wonder if you have not hit on the whole crux of why Ralph is constantly angry? Are his little T-rex arms too short for even self pleasure? I would be insanely hate filled if God had given me a willy capable of not pleasuring anyone other than myself, then as an extra fuck you, he gave me arms too short to even get myself off.

I wonder if to get off, he has to rub it on something, like a door opening, similar to a bear scratching his back? Now he is coming to the realization that he doesn't have a bunch of time left to be able to fit through the door.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

I wonder if you have not hit on the whole crux of why Ralph is constantly angry? Are his little T-rex arms too short for even self pleasure? I would be insanely hate filled if God had given me a willy capable of not pleasuring anyone other than myself, then as an extra fuck you, he gave me arms too short to even get myself off.

I wonder if to get off, he has to rub it on something, like a door opening, similar to a bear scratching his back? Now he is coming to the realization that he doesn't have a bunch of time left to be able to fit through the door.

Uh, why would I even need to jerk off if I have a hot, barely legal girlfriend? This is how I know you’re an incel. - Ethan Ralph, probably

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

A lot of people here are disappointing me over this, but maybe not for the reasons you think.

I guess we'll see what happens.

I'm hoping you and the other folk who snipe or provide recaps will continue as the PPP and Godwinson gay shtick was fuel on a fire, them genuinely wanting to die on the mountain that is Nick the spic should change nothing for the genuine detractors an I enjoy my greasy cavemen comfy zone.

 

[MeltyTW]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night I can see the Gunt and her ass, even his thumb. The sanity I've lost, the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with the Gunt; a form above nations, even the US, and I was the one below, feeding off the Gunt's power. It came after you, in Richmond, then West Memphis. The Gunt... it just keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now? @Null I'm going to make him give back our past. Take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest until we do.

i love that he's spiteful enough to resemble mgs villains, also mgs storylines are another chris parallel, now we just need a liquid ralph.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

i love that he's spiteful enough to resemble mgs villains, also mgs storylines are another chris parallel, now we just need a liquid ralph.

Liquid Ralph is what happens when Faith finally miscarries, it will be what runs down her leg while Ralph calls her an uber.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Like the great Hiroo Onoda and other Japanese holdouts, I refuse to give in and to surrender. I don't care what our commanding officers order us to do

 

[MeltyTW]

Liquid Ralph is what happens when Faith finally miscarries, it will be what runs down her leg while Ralph calls her an uber.

that reminds me, if ralph is so eager to leave a legacy instead of blighting the world with a spill down the shotgun wedding aisle he should consider donating his body to this act of altruism : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man

 

[All becomes gunt]

Liquid Ralph is what happens when Faith finally miscarries, it will be what runs down her leg while Ralph calls her an uber.

That or an abortion in my oppinion is way more humane than the existence this kid is going to have. It's gonna come out with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, addicted to meth and other various substances that Faith abuses on the daily, Gunty smokes daily around Faith as well while she lies in a bed of used tampons, old DS games and Maker's mark. There is even grime and filth around the walls. You also have the rotting corpse of Sandra that they smothered with a pillow to make room for the baby. That house at this point is a biological accident in waiting, it will leak and infect everyone in the immediate area causing another pandemic. Even if it's miraculously born with all these deficiences it will be sexually abused by Digibro and Dax as early as possible.

 

[naught]

That or an abortion in my oppinion is way more humane than the existence this kid is going to have. It's gonna come out with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, addicted to meth and other various substances that Faith abuses on the daily, Gunty smokes daily around Faith as well while she lies in a bed of used tampons, old DS games and Maker's mark. There is even grime and filth around the walls. You also have the rotting corpse of Sandra that they smothered with a pillow to make room for the baby. That house at this point is a biological accident in waiting, it will leak and infect everyone in the immediate area causing another pandemic. Even if it's miraculously born with all these deficiences it will be sexually abused by Digibro and Dax as early as possible.

It won't be called sexual abuse, the state will give it a seal of approval.

Cow crossover
>Ralph talking down to spoony

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1312468015930245120

(https://archive.is/rloLK)

This one orbits the gunt, then again with its size what doesn't?

https://twitter.com/clips_tea/status/1312775542211477506

(https://archive.is/hbKf4)
@Fslur
Archivists > clips

Shannon!

https://twitter.com/REALGatorGamer/status/1312646708740780033

(https://archive.is/eWaXX)

 

[Ghostface Killer]

Keep being a fucking retard, I'm sure Fai Fai appreciates it.

Sadly, his idiot brainlet gf appreciated her sex tape posted by her bf so I expect ralph could post a video of the demon baby coming out of the womb and she would be fine with it.

 

[MeltyTW]

>Ralph talking down to spoony

i think spoony's shitty streams get more real viewers than ethans still :

yeah turns out he does, significantly more, this is just from last week post all this bullshit and long inactivity, hes getting more than ralph does even when he gets warski and dax


but hey, lets check out how ralph's views are on his main:

oh.........

sit the fuck down ralph, the only life advice you can give is "holy crap do not do whatever the hell i did, i mean wow"