Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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I think a may have found a golden lolcow. I'm still in the process of gathering and archiving everything, but it seems like he may be somewhat chimpout-prone. Some of his most recent stuff (specifically from this year) is giving me a bit of a Poe's Law vibe, as is his voice in some of his videos, so I may swing what I have by a mod on Thursday before I create the thread. A lot of what I've seen from 2013 and last year, though, makes me think that he may be an unmedicated schizophrenic.

EDIT: Writing the post (on and off, admittedly) now. I'll swing it by a mod either tonight (06-03) or early tomorrow morning (06-04) before posting it.
 
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I've been bad about not reading about organizedlikejen in a while. I see she still doesn't take care of her dog:

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Mrs Paul said:
Hey, anyone remember Aria Star? (I looked and it doesn't seem that she was mentioned yet). She'd rip people off with her "sewing businesses", get caught, shut down the website, then open up a new site under another name. (Basically she showed projects that had been made by other people claiming SHE made them, and when people ordered from her, they either got really shitty things, or she never sent anything at all). Or she'd defraud people on ebay, and when she got banned she managed to come back with a new account. She also had god knows how many health issues, and would make up elaborate stories about her life. (Once she was dating someone whose daughter had been molested, by her mother's boyfriend, and they were fighting in court to get any visitation rights away from her mother or something like that). Oh, and she kept threatening to sue at the drop of a hat, for anything negative said about her.

Girlfriend was batshit.

(Note -- the Guinastasia mentioned in the article is me. That's my usual handle online.)
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I think I remember her from sf_drama but I get a lot of those old LJ cows confused. They all seem to either have kids they can't afford or other weird issues with children (baby reborn, rabid childfree, etc) and some kind of "business" that's either a laughable failure or massive scam. Man I really miss those days. It looks like she's trying to write books now?
 
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I've been bad about not reading about organizedlikejen in a while. I see she still doesn't take care of her dog:

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Is this the bitch who won't comb, groom or trim her dog's hair even though it's a long haired dog whose hair need maintenance
 
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I suppose ol' Double Dragon himself, Ryulong, could be a lolcow. For those not acquainted with him and his antics, he was a rather abusive wikipedia admin who was obsessed with Super Sentai and Power Rangers, until hoarding cocks over the Gamergate wikipedia page got him a lil' visit from the ArbCom. Even after being declared haram by Arbcom and falling from power like Ol'scratch from Heaven, he continues to blame "sea-lions" for his loss of his position of power.

As of now, he operates in pretty much the same way on Rationalwiki's Gamergate article. If I remember correctly, somebody who mentioned stuff from his ED article got banned temporarily for "doxxing".

Ryulong's ED article

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If you want more of his fun
https://archive.moe/m/search/username/ryulong/
 
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Pierre Sprey and Mike Sparks are infamous on /k/ for their funny ideas about what military equipment is worth buying. They (especially Sparky due to his internet presence) would deserve threads of their own if their topics were less narrow.

Sprey:

Really fucking old defense analyst that claims to have designed the A-10 and F-16. In reality all he did was make suggestions about their specifications before real design started. These suggestions were then disregarded in the final designs. He insists that every piece of military equipment designed after 1975 will be a failure for being too high tech, completely disregarding late 20th century conflicts where the technologically superior side completely destroyed their opposition with relatively few losses.

Interview about the F-35:

I wish I could find the PDF these were from, it contains some other gems.

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Sparky:

An even stranger "defense analyst", his internet presence seems to date back to the late 90s or early 2000s. He is known for his strange obsession with the M113 Armored Personnel Carrier which he calls the "Gavin" after General Gavin, despite no one else using this name. Because he is the only one who uses this term his many personalities are extremely easy to identify. Amusingly, some of his personalities argue with themselves. Like Sprey he also holds most modern equipment with utter contempt, believing almost anything could be replaced with an M113 variant. He has had numerous incidents on Wikipedia and has multiple Youtube accounts.

One of his websites:
http://www.combatreform.org/

Youtube accounts based off of the use of the term "Gavin":
https://www.youtube.com/user/BlacktailDefense
https://www.youtube.com/user/mikesparksm113gavin
https://www.youtube.com/user/dynmicpara

Wikipedia Incidents:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:M113_armored_personnel_carrier#Gavin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lockheed_Martin_F-35_Lightning_II SaintAviator is probably him.

  • Believes the M113 to be the ultimate armored vehicle.
  • Something about making it so everything can be crammed into shipping containers.
  • Airborne bicycle infantry are the future.
  • Wheeled APCs are deathtraps because reasons.
  • Seriously suggested the pictures below.
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I've been thinking about putting up some information I have about a lolcow that's only known in a very small corner of the World of Warcraft community. She's a compulsive lying pedophile that uses a fake british accent she decided she had about two years ago to get special privileges from lonely man children. It wouldn't be hard getting information on her (nudes included, which is just one small saga of her crazy history), but I'm almost worried about the backlash she can manage to dish out by her puppets if she ever found out who I was. Despite everyone seeming to hate her she has a lot of community power. I'm still a part of that community and I'd rather not be constantly harassed on it by loons.
 
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This man is a doozy to research as the only sources of him that I can find is youtube and Latino America has no spanish version of Know-Your-Meme or ED.

Chilegamer2010 or konwn more commonly as "choche 007" is a "Let's player" who apart from having a weird speech pattern, he has a near autistic obsession with the Lorax.
Now this might sound like he's just a sad individual who was bullied soley for his mental illnesses, but I found some holes in the shallow pond.
This guy apperantly worked for Chuck E. Cheese, but got fired and arrested for sexually molesting a minor.
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I've been thinking about putting up some information I have about a lolcow that's only known in a very small corner of the World of Warcraft community. She's a compulsive lying pedophile that uses a fake british accent she decided she had about two years ago to get special privileges from lonely man children. It wouldn't be hard getting information on her (nudes included, which is just one small saga of her crazy history), but I'm almost worried about the backlash she can manage to dish out by her puppets if she ever found out who I was. Despite everyone seeming to hate her she has a lot of community power. I'm still a part of that community and I'd rather not be constantly harassed on it by loons.
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(Translation: "I worked en the grassland area(?) but I did not last long because I was sent to jail for child sexual abuse)
This of course, generated more fuel for spanish talking trolls, who are more stupid and more creative at insults then our good ol' 'murican trolls.
but the more sophisticated ones made video remixes of him and his love for lorax.

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I've been thinking about putting up some information I have about a lolcow that's only known in a very small corner of the World of Warcraft community. She's a compulsive lying pedophile that uses a fake british accent she decided she had about two years ago to get special privileges from lonely man children. It wouldn't be hard getting information on her (nudes included, which is just one small saga of her crazy history), but I'm almost worried about the backlash she can manage to dish out by her puppets if she ever found out who I was. Despite everyone seeming to hate her she has a lot of community power. I'm still a part of that community and I'd rather not be constantly harassed on it by loons.
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If we managed to break Vade, than this person is nothing.
 
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I stumbled on Chibiyima recently. She's a DA user who acts like a child even though she's 25. She has an inflation and Mpreg fetish, hates Foxy and Chica from FNaF, hates gore but likes Happy Tree Friends etc. If she is given something of the things she hates, she will go mad.

She frequently hides comments about being immature or the like, blocks people who disagrees with her that gives me the feeling that she doesn't like the comment, and uses her alternate accounts to attack those who blocks her. Her journal page is painful to look at because of the sparkly journal skin and as I look further into her journals, she has an ED article.

After some lurking about her, she made a death threat and her friend even owned her from what she's doing. Even if someone talks nicely to her, she blocks the user. If this is any indication, she commisions for 90$.

As of now, she made an art and a journal about leaving DA because of this journal and the ED article.
 
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Ryan Perez, the guy who called Felicia Day a glorified booth babe (while very funny) is actually a humongous faggot himself. He blocked me and several people on Twitter for being associated with one of his former friends, he'll flip his views on a dime, get pissy at people over bullshit, would take over entire conversations back when my former friend would talk to him, and is just fairly unpleasant to be around. His ego is also colossal in terms of how he views himself as a writer as well as his overall self-image. https://twitter.com/OfGloriousLife/
 
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OG Swolemaster said:
Pierre Sprey and Mike Sparks are infamous on /k/ for their funny ideas about what military equipment is worth buying. They (especially Sparky due to his internet presence) would deserve threads of their own if their topics were less narrow.

Sprey:

Really fucking old defense analyst that claims to have designed the A-10 and F-16. In reality all he did was make suggestions about their specifications before real design started. These suggestions were then disregarded in the final designs. He insists that every piece of military equipment designed after 1975 will be a failure for being too high tech, completely disregarding late 20th century conflicts where the technologically superior side completely destroyed their opposition with relatively few losses.

Interview about the F-35:

I wish I could find the PDF these were from, it contains some other gems.

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Sparky:

An even stranger "defense analyst", his internet presence seems to date back to the late 90s or early 2000s. He is known for his strange obsession with the M113 Armored Personnel Carrier which he calls the "Gavin" after General Gavin, despite no one else using this name. Because he is the only one who uses this term his many personalities are extremely easy to identify. Amusingly, some of his personalities argue with themselves. Like Sprey he also holds most modern equipment with utter contempt, believing almost anything could be replaced with an M113 variant. He has had numerous incidents on Wikipedia and has multiple Youtube accounts.

One of his websites:
http://www.combatreform.org/

Youtube accounts based off of the use of the term "Gavin":
https://www.youtube.com/user/BlacktailDefense
https://www.youtube.com/user/mikesparksm113gavin
https://www.youtube.com/user/dynmicpara

Wikipedia Incidents:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:M113_armored_personnel_carrier#Gavin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lockheed_Martin_F-35_Lightning_II SaintAviator is probably him.

  • Believes the M113 to be the ultimate armored vehicle.
  • Something about making it so everything can be crammed into shipping containers.
  • Airborne bicycle infantry are the future.
  • Wheeled APCs are deathtraps because reasons.
  • Seriously suggested the pictures below.
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I like the failed tanks series*sigh*:c
I also agree on the f 35 being a piece of crap,f 22s much Better.
 
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