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Pargon said:
And the example @Comma brought up recently, with CB4's Retro Mode definitely not called Retro but "Classic".
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The fact it even says 'Retro' on the game makes this argument mindboggling.
Prince Lotor said:
Now that I have a name for it, this is another 'Phil is a complete cultural retard' observations.

At the start of playing 'The Quiet Man' Phil is bewildered by the sight of the main character wearing a leather jacket over a hooded sweatshirt and acts like he has never seen such a thing in his 38 years.
He remarks, " Seriously though, why would you ever do that? Wear two LESSER jackets or coats? Wouldn't you just BUY a thicker hoodie?"
Phil Burnell grew up and lived his first 32 years in Connecticut winters and the concept of wearing layers baffles him.
I think it's safe to say almost the entirety of the time that Phil has spent outside in his life was just however long it took to waddle between a car and a building.

Phil, you are a mentally disabled, special needs individual.
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This is what a shut-in he is. This was a 'look' in the 2000s here in the Northeast.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
This is what a shut-in he is. This was a 'look' in the 2000s here in the Northeast.
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Still even if it isn't a very popular look today around the world anymore, chances are you'll see someone wearing a leather jacket+hoodie combo if that part of the world gets cold seasons. Whenever I've been in any country so far during winter and I saw someone wearing a leather jacket when it's cold outside, most of the time they've also worn a hoodie underneath, if they didn't they wore a winter hat and a sweater instead. And I'm not saying this because leather jacket+hoodie have been my default winter clothes for more than half my life at this point.

At this point Orthodox Christian hermit monks who pray 10 hours daily are more in touch with the wider world than Dave is.
 
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I think Phil just doesn't know what to say for most of his commentary so he just reaches and grasps at any straws he can get his hands on with stupid shit like:

  • omg look at his outfit
  • this is how we play the game
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The spoiler shows pretty much all of Phil's outfits and he thinks he has any credible say in what other people wear.

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tripmix said:
I think Phil just doesn't know what to say for most of his commentary so he just reaches and grasps at any straws he can get his hands on with stupid shit like:

  • omg look at his outfit
  • this is how we play the game
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The spoiler shows pretty much all of Phil's outfits and he thinks he has any credible say in what other people wear.

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I'll assume that since there are a lot of gays in the fashion world, he feels he has the genetic makeup to have a valid opinion on it.
 
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Coin Ops said:
Maybe the main character is wearing two jackets because he hit both of his tip goals today.
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Got a good laugh out of me.

Phil doesn't understand things like wind chills and how that can go through cotton. The leather jacket kinda shells it. I'd say rain too but you dont wear leather for that.

He would know this if he went outside more.
 
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Totally Awesome said:
It would be fine if he exercised. He could eat all he wants and burn off the calories, but he doesn't exercise.
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what do you mean he doesn't exercise? on his one day off he's moving around so much it's like all the exercise he needs for a while week!

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Tuned into the late pre-stream for 10 minutes and my favorite thing I heard is you can nominate a vest to wear at the goal, but you cannot choose the platinum vest because he wore it earlier. Keep in mind, he wore it for what the chat was saying, around 10-15 seconds.

He must really not like the platinum vest. Still such another arbitrary rule. He clearly makes shit up as he goes for some controlling power trip. Reminds me that viewers choice poll is now nominations and the Project 7 thing was just for the trailer.
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I think it has more to do with his autistic need for "variety" because "you guys will get sick of the same thing" he takes any vest he wore previously off the next poll regardless of how long he wore it for. unless of course its a blistering 70 degrees in his office, then the platinum is banned because he doesn't want to sweat all day.
 
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Totally Awesome said:
It would be fine if he exercised. He could eat all he wants and burn off the calories, but he doesn't exercise.
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I find it amusing he has access to VR and could get at least basic exercise while streaming for his fans but instead he chooses to leave his PSVR collecting dust while he rots away doing literally nothing but holding up a controller and rocking. Note that he couldn't sell it and the court couldn't have it as part of the bankruptcy (it's business related dood, I used it like 4 years ago!).

Edit: Actually, after seeing DSP do VR I've changed my mind, He couldn't figure out how to work VR to save his life and the messiness of his office makes it likely he'd hurt himself (mind you that would make for a good stream). If you want to see a boomer trying VR watch this video, big ups @David Davidson
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
I find it amusing he has access to VR and could get at least basic exercise while streaming for his fans but instead he chooses to leave his PSVR collecting dust while he rots away doing literally nothing but holding up a controller and rocking. Note that he couldn't sell it and the court couldn't have it as part of the bankruptcy (it's business related dood, I used it like 4 years ago!).
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The one time there was hope for any sort of exercise, the stationary bicycle that his mother got Khet, magically just broke and he returned it.
 
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As long as dopes keep throwing money at it. If I were the chairs, I's ask to see them. He showed them before in a flex that has now backfired as he has no reason not to now unless he's full of shit.
He once again contradicts his claim that people are just throwing money at him because they like him.

Also, Hi Phail! Been neglecting to say that for a while.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
As long as dopes keep throwing money at it. If I were the chairs, I's ask to see them. He showed them before in a flex that has now backfired as he has no reason not to now unless he's full of shit.
He once again contradicts his claim that people are just throwing money at him because they like him.

Also, Hi Phail! Been neglecting to say that for a while.
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His fans don’t care about his lying and scamming. In fact it makes them support him more.
 
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