Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Doctor Placebo]

Yeah because no one is around to tell him not too. They'll have to power clean the entire place if Biden wins or else he'll turn to ash.

You know Trump is coofing all over the furniture and doorknobs just in case.

 

[Shady Attorney]

ORANGE PATINA LMAO

 

[Tim Buckley]

Here's the proof.
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USA USA

How do you know thats not just an animatronic?

And don't get me wrong, I'd still vote for the animatronic over Biden.

 

[X Prime]

ORANGE PATINA LMAO
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You can hear the pure unbridled rage.

Imagine what happens when he wins re-election.

 

[muh_moobs]

Still boggles the mind that people still kowtow and bootlick China, somehow believe that this virus exposes the West and how it's in decline.

The virus absolutely exposes that, though. But the bootlickers fail to understand that the decline of the west is in direct correlation to the west's embrace of socialist values and policies.

 

[LiquidKid]

It's approximately a more focused prednisone. And I've added KF right behind Twitter as places not to go for medical advice.

You shouldn’t be using the internet for any medical advice, period. We’re in a day and age where you can email your doctor and get a response, and in my experience, a prescription without even having to go in for a visit

 

[X Prime]

I bring you pure-strain Something Awful goon cope at this latest development:

(Man I miss being able to drag and drop.)





That last one sounding a lot like certain people in the thread, eh?

 

[Who dat?]

You shouldn’t be using the internet for any medical advice, period. We’re in a day and age where you can email your doctor and get a response, and in my experience, a prescription without even having to go in for a visit

No shit? Really? You sure an online forum isn't far wiser than all that? I mean, Twitter cured cancer.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

The Left last week: "Trust the doctors, they know what they're talking about, conservatard! We need to imprison conspiracy theorists! REEEEEEEE!!!!"

The Left today: "It's all a hoax! The doctors are lying about Trump having COVID!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!"

 

[muh_moobs]

The 200k Americans who died to the virus didn't

You should have stopped right there. Last week CDC admitted that only 6% of death linked to COVID were actually due to COVID. The rest were all people who simply had the virus and died of other causes, Like Big Flyod and that guy who died riding his motorcycle but was counted as a 'rona death.

Not like he can get sick again.

I know what you mean to say, that he can't get sick again while still sick, but keep in mind that people have been documented getting reinfected.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The fact that the President is out of the hospital in three days while Twitter users were issuing death fantasies and cable pundits were telling him to “WeAr A dAmN mAsK!”, I never want to hear that news media outlets are “biased”.

These people are the reason why a Donald Trump became President in the first place, and will become President in the next four years.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

These fucking useless fucks in the media.
Making shit up about Blumph's health but actively hiding whatever has been going on with Biden the entire year.
In his second term, Don really needs to declare the WH press pool disbanded and they can howl at the moon on Twitter to fuck and back.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

They are coping so hard that they're using Tik Tok nobodies to drum up conspiracy that trump is dying. This is so fucking sad. https://archive.is/Z1GOW

 

[Meat Target]

View attachment 1643635View attachment 1643637View attachment 1643639 They are coping so hard that they're using Tik Tok nobodies to drum up conspiracy that trump is dying. This is so fucking sad.

If he's dying, why would the doctors lie about it? It makes absolutely no sense.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

View attachment 1643635View attachment 1643637View attachment 1643639 They are coping so hard that they're using Tik Tok nobodies to drum up conspiracy that trump is dying. This is so fucking sad.

Again, what happened to "trust the doctors"? It's not like they would release him if he was on death's door. Fuck, he addressed the country this afternoon and he looked fine.

 

[muh_moobs]

Mark Meadows got caught telling the press that the presidents vitals were 'very concerning' and later confirmed that his statement to the press was true.

The threshold to be concerned about a president is much higher than it is to be concerned about a normy.

Well, they're packed with a shitload of preservatives. Maybe they leach into and assimilate with your bloodstream, rendering it a toxic miasma that kills 99.9% of germs?

It's quite possible. I eat like Trump and when I got sick last year was the first time in a decade.

Either that or I'm just an Ubermensche.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

ORANGE PATINA LMAO
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I think this is the hardest they've tried to align him with infamous authoritarians, it actually comes off as juvenile.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

The thing is that we don't know his behavior in the hospital. His photos of him signing stuff and "working" were obviously staged (signing a blank sheet of paper, photos were taken 10 minutes apart via EXIF data). We also don't know what treatment he got since the doctors keep contradicting themselves and Trump's staff. He obviously wasn't in a coma or anything, but he could've been sucking oxygen for all we know.

Also, covid will start to get better and then can hit even harder. He's still early in the diagnosis. His prognosis looks promising, but we don't know for sure yet.

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[Red-Hot Copper]

Again, what happened to "trust the doctors"? It's not like they would release him if he was on death's door. Fuck, he addressed the country this afternoon and he looked fine.

Yeah so did Herman Covid Cain

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Yeah so did Herman Covid Cain

Did you lose your ipod?