🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Spectre_06]

I bet I could beat Jim, Ralph, or Gator in smash bros. Meet me on battlefield, suckers.

Kirby, Final Destination. LET'S DO THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

Innsstarfish*

It is a Lovecraft reference you plebe.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Lot of people suggesting that Ralph is a decent person deep down. Where have you been lately? Ralph is the living embodiment of white trash and the only time he comes off as a 'decent' fellow is when he is feeling on top and surrounded by people he either fears or people that are kissing his feet. When none of these factors are present, we see the petty, blackmailing, threatening and ratty little man he is.
Allow me to quote MLK on this one...

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

 

[AgriDrThunder]

This thread moves fast and is difficult to keep up with sometimes. It'd be nice if we could have a tracker that appears on top of each page that says some basic current info like;

Cycle Stage: Upswing / Downswing / Pillswing
Criminal Status: Incarcerated / on Probation / Free and clear
Relationship Status: Married / Teenage Sex Slave / Jcaeser187
Alcoholism: More Drunk than usual / Average Drunk / Sober
Ralph-a-baby: In Belly / Born / Aborted
Ongoing Beefs: [Whoever he's actively sperging at]
Aborted Status: [whatever platform he's currently on]

 

[Gilbert Grape]

This thread moves fast and is difficult to keep up with sometimes. It'd be nice if we could have a tracker that appears on top of each page that says some basic current info like;

Cycle Stage: Upswing / Downswing / Pillswing
Criminal Status: Incarcerated / on Probation / Free and clear
Relationship Status: Married / Teenage Sex Slave / Jcaeser187
Alcoholism: More Drunk than usual / Average Drunk / Sober
Ralph-a-baby: In Belly / Born / Aborted
Ongoing Beefs: [Whoever he's actively sperging at]
Aborted Status: [whatever platform he's currently on]

Cope Status, Autism status, seethe status. Remaining gunt guard

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Ethan’s motto is “Don’t you know who I think I am?” He’s so narcissistic and autistic that all people are divided into two categories: pro-Ethan and anti-Ethan. Thing is, he’s so sensitive that perceived slights are enough to land a person on the latter list. People like this end up with very small lives, interacting with a limited number of people and, often, as straight-up recluses. What a way to go through the world.

Ethan would be better off as a recluse, with a small circle of trusted friends, a family, and a fulfilling career or hobbies. But his aforementioned narcissism will not allow it. The Killstream is more than a job or a hobby for our boy here; it is his purpose. It is the only thing he’s ever done than brought him any kind of recognition, positive or negative. It feeds a hunger which cannot be satiated by a humble life. And so regardless of what happens, no matter how low he sinks, no matter how profound his humiliatiation, we can rest assured that it will be live streamed. To abort The Retort would be to abort the man himself.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Speak for yourself, I actually hate him. He represents everything that is wrong with America wrapped up in one Gunt.

I think even that is putting it lightly. Ralph is a horrible egotistical person with zero redeeming qualities, he hasn't changed at all in the last 6 years, hasn't learnt a thing from his constant fuck ups, he postures and lies all the time to hide his behavior, cares only about immediate self-gratification with zero regards for the consequences of his actions, and he will never, ever change.
There's much more but the point is that he actually is a bad, vindictive and petty person. He would not think twice about destroying your life if he had the chance and power to do so, just because you laugh at him or because he thinks you don't "respect him" enough.

So yeah I don't really get why anyone would think that he is an OK guy when he's not drunk, as much of an alcoholic he is, his worst behavior does not come from the alcohol, it's the type of person he is.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Ethan would be better off as a recluse, with a small circle of trusted friends, a family, and a fulfilling career or hobbies. But his aforementioned narcissism will not allow it. The Killstream is more than a job or a hobby for our boy here; it is his purpose. It is the only thing he’s ever done than brought him any kind of recognition, positive or negative. It feeds a hunger which cannot be satiated by a humble life. And so regardless of what happens, no matter how low he sinks, no matter how profound his humiliatiation, we can rest assured that it will be live streamed. To abort The Retort would be to abort the man himself.

It is more than that honestly. What upsets me mostly is rules for thee but not for me. Even if we ignore that he doesn't have ANY moral standards, the guy has 0 consistency. He will flag and cry about deplatforming, he will try to get someone fired from their jobs, or doxed while at the same time complaining about being doxed and fucked with irl, he will block people from twitter and janny his chat from people saying mean things to him and even the comment sections of his guests while again crying about getting silenced. His beliefs always change depending on what crowd he tries to cater to. He gets special treatment by wrapping staff of streaming platforms around his Gunt and then complains when the same staff have enough of his bullshit because people get angry and start looking into their dirt. He is a muckraking piece of shit and every single fucking time he was given a choice he didnt just pick the wrong one, he invented a new fucked up mistake that even we couldnt predict.

 

[AnOminous]

With the substances him and Faith are on? The baby is going to be lucky not to come out looking like a resident of Innsmouth.

She'll give birth to a completely inhuman creature comprised entirely of a wrinkled, scrotum-like 10 pound gunt with no other features or limbs.

He gets special treatment by wrapping staff of streaming platforms around his Gunt and then complains when the same staff have enough of his bullshit because people get angry and start looking into their dirt.

He treats them like shit and then wonders why they aren't willing to have his back when the A-Logs after him start the usual routine of harassing anyone remotely associated with him.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I dont know why people get so mad at ralph, hes obviously trying to make you mad, thats his shtick, seems like a waste of time, because thats his style of promotion, and it works, his views are through the roof recently.

he has no shame, thats clear, but what he does actually works, to make money, which is what anybody does anything for.

His views are "through the roof?" I beg to differ. He can barely break 800 on DLive alone.

RIP @BOLDYSPICY! Recaps?

Killstream Recap:

• Manlet seethes for 3 hours

I stopped watching even the re-stream at this point since Ethan and his guest are so boring. The last guest I found interesting is Richard Spencer since the chat kept talking shit and I found it funny.

She's served her time in the mines, it's time for some other poor bastard to take over for a bit. @BOLDYSPICY! DON'T LET ETHAN IRRITATE YOUR BOWELS! Take a rest if you need it!

Hah, I'm fine, don't worry. I usually have stuff to do on Mondays but I thought I'd be able to make the show--unfortunately it ran way late. So no Monday reeeeeecap this week, I'm sorry.

Kirby, Final Destination. LET'S DO THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

No items, Fox only, Final Destination.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

RIP @BOLDYSPICY! Recaps?

I dont think anyone can live through that horror of a stream, even the restreams i think most people are there to talk to each other. There is nothing inherently fun anymore with the killstream, Ralph just give us some sweet nectar, it has been dry for a while

 

[fuck whales]

His views are "through the roof?" I beg to differ. He can barely break 800 on DLive alone.



Hah, I'm fine, don't worry. I usually have stuff to do on Mondays but I thought I'd be able to make the show--unfortunately it ran way late. So no Monday reeeeeecap this week, I'm sorry.

No items, Fox only, Final Destination.

he had 3000 on the last one I watched, to be fair to him. that was only a few days ago

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

She'll give birth to a completely inhuman creature comprised entirely of a wrinkled, scrotum-like 10 pound gunt with no other features or limbs.



He treats them like shit and then wonders why they aren't willing to have his back when the A-Logs after him start the usual routine of harassing anyone remotely associated with him.

Your hot takes are completely entirely amazing.

 

[Absurdity]

This unholy union is not a victimless crime. I'm pressing F in advance for ER jr.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

So for us none freedom landers can any burgers give an estimated cost of a birth with no complications?

Also as Faith is 18 is she still on her family’s insurance plan or has her dad removed her?

 

[Moufang Loop]

Okay i was watching an old stream of Andy's with JF and Destiny on there, this is on Tandoori & Flan channel on Youtube Channel. I have posted a link to the stream
But there are a few things i wanted to point out:
1. Andy seemed so much healthier in the streams with JF, he didn't seem paranoid and was more sociable
2. Andy seemed more accommodating to criticism and didn't take it personally as much

It's actually really sad watching videos of Andy in 2017 and early 2018. Hes looks very healthy and is mostly coherent (if you ignore the stutter). He just comes off as a normal person. And although Andy has never been the funniest guy, he had some pretty funny material and shows at times.

Something radically changed halfway through 2018 and he really has never been the same. He always looks completely disheveled, can barely form sentences, and is not funny at all. He claims it was drug and alcohol. However he should be back to normal if hes no longer doing that like he says. It just makes me wonder if hes not suffering from some form of mild schizophrenia or some other mental illness and he never got the proper treatment for it. People in their late 20s and early 30s rarely have that kind of radical change in their personality without suffering from some sort if mental illness.

 

[Spectre_06]

No items, Fox only, Final Destination.

*Presses left trigger*

Byyyyyyyyyyyyye!

 

[TheSimpShow]

With the substances him and Faith are on? The baby is going to be lucky not to come out looking like a resident of Innsmouth.

I'll be more concerned about Dax inadvertantly sleeping with his own 18 year old child as he lingers around as "cool" creepy uncle Dax.

 

[Alpha Faggot]

It's actually really sad watching videos of Andy in 2017 and early 2018. Hes looks very healthy and is mostly coherent (if you ignore the stutter). He just comes off as a normal person. And although Andy has never been the funniest guy, he had some pretty funny material and shows at times.

Something radically changed halfway through 2018 and he really has never been the same. He always looks completely disheveled, can barely form sentences, and is not funny at all. He claims it was drug and alcohol. However he should be back to normal if hes no longer doing that like he says. It just makes me wonder if hes not suffering from some form of mild schizophrenia or some other mental illness and he never got the proper treatment for it. People in their late 20s and early 30s rarely have that kind of radical change in their personality without suffering from some sort if mental illness.

Warski himself is not that funny. However, he can be very funny with other people. All the old content with other old IBS types fucking with him on stream in good fun is hilarious. Some of it legitimately, some of it because of how exceptional it can be. The "Adam Warski bombing Hasbro" moment? Actual gold. When you put him with someone almost terminally unfunny like Ralph it's more sad than anything else I will say that some of Warski's attempts at independent short film stuff aren't great, but they're sort of enjoyable. I think if he had focused on that he might've had a smaller audience than he had in the heydays of IBS, but a bigger audience than he has these days. With a more stable life no less.

I had a bit of a soft spot for the exceptional phoenix because of this. Ralph on the other hand, despite having a lot of success and happiness in the past, I could not ever hold sympathy for. Both of them are self-inflicted, but Ralph has always been nasty and petty. Whereas it feels like Warski's issues legitimately stem from drug abuse and mental issues, Ralph is just a shitty person who gets shittier when he sucks Maker's Mark down his gullet and snorts shit off-camera.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

A message from the (self-appointed) KF Safety Team:

During this harvest season, it's important to remember that all Gunt related crops are a hazardous and volatile mix of alcohol, grease, fat, and chaff from the tatty pages of Ralph's vanity website. You may have the latest harvesting equipment available but it will be taxed to the limit and may overheat and catch fire.

This is what's left after one such harvester suffered a catastrophic failure trying to slog through the latest KillStream. E-celeb harvesting is a relatively new field but the Kiwi Farmers are accepting the challenge and leading the charge to get the harvest in before winter. Let's be safe out there!