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Bullshit. Paying half a mil for a few thousand hapless goons that will gladly throw their last penny into your bank account is a bargain.
Dude was getting 14 thousand a month for nothing, who are you trying to kid?
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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Bullshit. Paying half a mil for a few thousand hapless goons that will gladly throw their last penny into your bank account is a bargain.
Dude was getting 14 thousand a month for nothing, who are you trying to kid?
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The sale is never going to happen because it takes a modicum of effort to do the paperwork. Even if all Richard has to do is sign, he’s not going to give up the passive income stream of avatar changes, red text, retards who get banned and signed up for platinum again, etc. Jeffrey is the only one who still thinks the deal is going through.
Kwopsie Peepsie
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Lowtax's "dont doxx my parents" announcement claimed the sale would have happened before the end of September. Guess that didn't happen.
Jeffrey of PoopPost's current announcement claims that everything's a done deal, they are now just waiting for Lowtax's actual signature on the final paperwork. That's where I think he's not going to be able to bring himself to do it. Except if he REALLY needs the money... the conflict in his head must be excruciating.
Jeffrey of PoopPost's current announcement claims that everything's a done deal, they are now just waiting for Lowtax's actual signature on the final paperwork. That's where I think he's not going to be able to bring himself to do it. Except if he REALLY needs the money... the conflict in his head must be excruciating.
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Big decision. Couple goldbellies every month, or two months of goldbelly feast and then suicide?
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He was only getting that much money because he scammed goons by making them think his spine was crumbling and he would have to close the forum due to the medical expenses.
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If he had the balls to shut that shit down entirely Richard would cuck to him. But he's not a man.
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It's like the difference between a normal sonic fan and Chris chan
Lowtax is Chris chan.
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It’s my understanding that China takes a dim view of drugs and will throw him into one of their world famous gulags. On the plus side, he could get a cheap spine installed. It’ll probably cause cancer and fall apart after a year but you can’t beat their prices.
RapidUnplannedDisassembly
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China, much like the prospects for the future of SA, has a dim look at anything fun.
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What has Richard been up to?
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The two screenshots he posted are from Battlegrounds. It's a game mode that's actually free to play, the most Blizzard even lets you spend on it is $5 to unlock shitty emotes. But then again Rich's other post tells us he's still buying normal card packs as well. Overall, to no one's surprise, this tells us the huge debt and massive drop on Patreon income didn't turn Rich away from Hearthstone.
Still, it sucks that he's gone back to being boring as fuck. I wish Logan would come back and say more dumb shit for clout points.
Still, it sucks that he's gone back to being boring as fuck. I wish Logan would come back and say more dumb shit for clout points.
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Leonard Helplessness
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Can’t tell if he’s shopping for a mattress or for a new place to live and $30 is the monthly rent. And hey, that kind of living arrangement is going to look mighty fine after you’ve spent a night checked into Hotel Sidewalk. Winter’s approaching, Rich. Better get ready.
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It took me awhile to figure out why he posted that house. I *think* it’s because of the spider decoration above the porch, which would be mildly funny if it wasn’t Oct/Halloween right now.
Still that home has better architectural design and balance than his rented McMansion and it actually has real columns that serve a purpose, not just tacky decorations to make a house look real classy like a bank.
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Like the mattress photo, I think it was supposed to be a jab at the non-Goldbelly-having poors. The irony is that if the dumbfuck returned his leased whip and stopped with the gacha games, then used the money instead to buy an older house like this one, he could fix it up into a decent, paid-for, and appreciating asset along with building his savings, and make that a basis to start retrenching his entire financial picture.
lmao
Leonard Helplessness
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Two months of Goldbelly feast, then default on his rent and wind up homeless, followed by:
“Here we go! Eating peanut butter off a ladypenis to entertain people! And for money! Yep! That’s where I wanted to be at 53 years old!”
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You've got to admit that's pretty Zany, goof troop!
Brad Gray
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sounds like ol' rich kyanka might be a piece of human garbage, gang.
Kwopsie Peepsie
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What happened to the thing about him being "vindicated" on October 1, I wonder?