Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Not Even Twice]

I bet Scarf-girl is happily married and awaiting her second kid.

 

[High Tea]

I remember an early video of her that was made around the time Smash Bros for 3DS was released, i don't remember what the video was about but i remember the intro where June was LARPing as a "im totally a real gamur u guize!!!" while holding a 3DS.

I'd look it up but i don't want to watch her videos.

How many of the gamergate Youtube girls that made it big (in a way) are actually gamers and not just milking guys with a lot of disposable income? She pretended to like anime and manga, so why not games?

I bet Scarf-girl is happily married and awaiting her second kid.

Scarf girl is the real winner here. She had the drop on Shoe long ago.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Spoiler: yes, he means shoe, oh the shade

 

[MediocreMilt]

Listen Shoe, all you need to do is go full Belle Dalphine Boxxy-Edition and open up an Onlyfans and milk those simps. Trust me when I say you’ll make an easy 50k a month and will absolutely be much happier NOT talking about politics and NOT being a cringelord for le skeptics

This already exists.

Its name is kiwi_sunset.

And it's half of June's age.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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Spoiler: yes, he means shoe, oh the shade

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Damn shoe is like reverse kryptonite for people she ditches. At this rate Greg will be marrying a model in a year.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I bet Scarf-girl is happily married and awaiting her second kid.

Scarf Girl is probably more true to herself today, too. Unlike June who bullied her in school for being proud of something she liked (Harry Potter).

Remember when June pretended to like Harry Potter to seem like more of a cool nerd in front of her fans and also Greg?
And look, she knows EXACTLY what house she belongs in! Is this a Freudian slip?

 

[Xerxes IX]

When you hang out with a transwoman to look like the hot one but you forgot you already hit the wall

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So she spent Vidcon hanging out with Blaire to look more womanly and she still felt the need to wear butt pads? Sad!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The lolcow I can most compare Shoe to is Devi Ever.

The two have numerous similarities in their MO. They both approach communities hoping to exploit them for their own ends - financial in Ever's case, social capital in June's case, and both are extremely inveterate in "board culture" and know how to play to an audience. They both will cheerfully change their persona for the sake of appealing to a new audience and are always looking for new angles to exploit. They diverge mainly in what their underlying goal is; in the case of Ever, it's just keeping the never-ending con going. In June's case, she chases e-fame.

She strikes an unusual medium, both in that Shoe has the presence of mind to generally avoid going after the previous people she conned the way Ever did, and that unlike Ever, Shoe's had less of a tendency to burn bridges behind her. It's equally unusual, however, that nobody in the new circles she's ended up in has called Shoe out for her shit, considering her history. One can only assume that it's a sign of the times.

In regards to not getting called out, jumping on the Breadtube train was actually a very smart or lucky move for her. The big Breadtubers all run a "deradicalization" con, pretending they're converting ebil Nazis into leftists en masse, when they're really just preaching to the choir. Most of their "converts" are no-name liars. Someone with as big an online presence as June jumping over to their side is great for their narrative, so they don't care to scrutinize her. She's just a tool for them.

 

[High Tea]

In regards to not getting called out, jumping on the Breadtube train was actually a very smart or lucky move for her. The big Breadtubers all run a "deradicalization" con, pretending they're converting ebil Nazis into leftists en masse, when they're really just preaching to the choir. Most of their "converts" are no-name liars. Someone with as big an online presence as June jumping over to their side is great for their narrative, so they don't care to scrutinize her. She's just a tool for them.

Plus it's a false positive situation. Her simps will agree with her publicly just to try to get some, when in private, they probably stick to their original positions.

 

[Ita Mori]

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Who was this meant to fool besides herself?
There's more accurate portrayals in 90s hentai.

So she pretended she has a firm and rotund ass, cool. How'd ya do it, June?
Because I've never seen someone have a great rump without also having developed thighs and hamstrings.
Unless you invented a new squatting technique that isolates your legs, lower back, and abdomen, this shit makes Kardashian plastic look like gym-built skeletal muscle.
She looks like a literal clown in a fair.

Imagine being so insecure you don't feel confident in a single part of your body.
Fake ass, fake tits, fake hair, fake ideals, fake relationships, fake feelings, fake values.
Jesus H, I don't blame Greg for running away anymore.

A pampered, pedantic upper middle-class child brought up by airheaded liberal parents she lowkey resents.
The 21st century commie larper; Marx's vermin appeals to exactly the same type of people he was.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I still don’t understand why this is news. It’s been pretty obvious she was a SocDem/Socialist. Why is this such a big deal that she holds the political beliefs that everyone already thought she did?

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Well, as long as she keeps picking on easy targets, she'll be okay on twitter...right?

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1313851220369584128

shoe on Twitter: "sorry americans you cant have healthcare like the r…

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[areanvs]

Marxists almost inevitably come from the middle classes of society and have middle class sensibilities. Even Orwell was complaining in the 1930s in The Road to Wigan Pier that far from burly laborers from the working class, the actual socialists were dweeby middle class bureaucrats, sex fiends, hippies, or lunatics, none of whom were remotely part of the working class.

In fact, if you look at the early lives of virtually every socialist revolutionary, even the third world ones like Ho Chi Minh, you’ll always finds that they came from decent money and were educated at elite schools, and none of them were actual members of the proletariat. Next time you see some middle class dork from the suburbs with a hammer and sickle sticker on their MacBook Pro, just remember that while they may be hypocrites, their hypocrisy is as old as socialism itself.

To be specific, they're usually the downwardly-mobile middle-class failures. Lenin himself was from a well-to-do family and attending law school and only became a radical after he broke the law and got expelled from university, thereby ending his chances of a middle-class career. Mao was the son of landowners who went to university but could only get a job as an assistant librarian. Seeing as her parents own three houses but she's a college drop out who's never held a full-time job, she fits the profile.

Should hook up with Boogie, he likes those goth chicks.

And boogie has June's ideal male BMI.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Haven't bothered myself to look up the newest stuff from this cunt.
Does she stil have a "daddy" fetish? Is she still bald?

 

[Ita Mori]

I still don’t understand why this is news. It’s been pretty obvious she was a SocDem/Socialist. Why is this such a big deal that she holds the political beliefs that everyone already thought she did?

The big deal is how fake her views are and how retarded she is in enacting them.

I'm just here to laugh at her though; I'm still chuckling at the idea of June walking around with buttpads.
Which now that I think about it, I'm reminded about how she loves to call men she hates or disagress with small-dicked, etc. Big talk from a woman with no ass/tits using fake ones.
Can you imagine how hard she'd be ripping on someone if they stuffed socks on their crotch or were revealed to use penis enlargers? Fuck her; she's getting exactly what she earned.

 

[High Tea]

Well, as long as she keeps picking on easy targets, she'll be okay on twitter...right?

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1313851220369584128

https://archive.md/JAh51

So it's to be an war of the simps. Lauren Chen has her own simp army.

And it's just always so funny to me that someone whose had their bills paid by someone else all their life and basically gets free money from people who want a gf simulator lectures people on if they can afford to pay for universal healthcare.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Well, as long as she keeps picking on easy targets, she'll be okay on twitter...right?

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1313851220369584128

https://archive.md/JAh51

It's now racist to point out that other countries doing better than the USA also have a different racial composition than the USA.

 

[Ita Mori]

So it's to be an war of the simps. Lauren Chen has her own simp army.

Lauren Chen is the only grifter who's videos genuinely bore me. She couldn't pick lower hanging fruit and regurgitates views that have been said half a decade ago. She is a mouthpiece for Blaze and a saner Brittany Venti, nothing more.

Despite this, Chen is about to get married and doesn't seem to be neither a radical nor off-the-rails retarded and bitter.
She also looks 20x more bangable than June. Ask 20 men if they'd rather bang Roaming Millenial or Sh0eOnHead and let the results speak for themselves.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

This already exists.

Its name is kiwi_sunset.

And it's half of June's age.

Now some time has passed, I wonder how much of kiwi's existence was a reason for their breakup, but not because Greg wanted to bang her (which I honestly doubt, all jokes aside), but simply because she exists.

I can imagine him only saying "hey, June, this chic looks like you" and hello, darkness, my old friend starts to sound in her head.

I mean, Shoe is very insecure and typical mean girls hate any competition. She's never gonna beat Kiwi because Shoe's never gonna take off her clothes.

 

[Neko GF]

Now some time has passed, I wonder how much of kiwi's existence was a reason for their breakup, but not because Greg wanted to bang her (which I honestly doubt, all jokes aside), but simply because she exists.

I can imagine him only saying "hey, June, this chic looks like you" and hello, darkness, my old friend starts to sound in her head.

I mean, Shoe is very insecure and typical mean girls hate any competition. She's never gonna beat Kiwi because Shoe's never gonna take off her clothes.

And because deep down, she knows she's hit the wall. At least by Greg's standards.