Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It is. The best part is the terrible mold lines on the pic rail. He paid $1600 for a meme gun with the mold line of a dollar store water gun.

A real FN 5.7 has no mold line there.


But this airsoft gun has a clearly visible mold line at the pic rail:

 

[Brad Gray]

good work, gang!

 

[Pepper Jack]

I wonder if Logan has ghosted the DA so they are dropping the case? If a DA has good evidence, like obvious injuries, black eyes, other witnesses, etc.. they might pursue a case without an cooperation from the victim. (Since DV victims are known for backing out it’s pretty common)

But in this case.. No obvious injuries, not a married couple, no minor children and victim isn’t a local resident, accused is, and victim has left the state and the guy she accused anyway? Easy to drop, no sweat, esp if the victim stopped giving a shit.

Given Covid would have probably allowed her to make any court appearance from UT so I figured the DA or Logan or both just decided it wasn’t worth the effort.

I figured Logan would drop all the SA shit if she found a new boyfriend to pursue. If so 50/50 he’s a troon.

Lowtax's lawyer just has to show that picture of the trashbag totally full of Logan's $10/bottle microbrews and the judge will drop the case.

VINDICATION

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Lowtax's lawyer just has to show that picture of the trashbag totally full of Logan's $10/bottle microbrews and the judge will drop the case.

VINDICATION


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Ladies and Gentlemen, on the left we see a broken, bitter, sad, pathetic piece of shit. On the right is DSP, who also is a lolcow in his own right, but not even near the levels of "Jesus Fucking Christ, dude" like NoFax Drunkzanka.

 

[AnOminous]

What an asshole to embarrass his children like that. Puberty is hard enough without having your drug addict deadbeat father humiliate you online for attention. It seems like he's threatening them by letting them know he's surveilling them online.

I think a judge might look at it that way too which is why I hope Dana Outlaw is keeping an eye on his online shenanigans.

 

[TinyKitty]

What an asshole to embarrass his children like that. Puberty is hard enough without having your drug addict deadbeat father humiliate you online for attention. It seems like he's threatening them by letting them know he's surveilling them online.

I agree with AnOnimous, it seems like something a GAL and a judge would take a very dim view of. Even if it wasn't meant a threat, it's still intensely stupid of him to post *any* private information about his kids online, especially without their\their mother's knowledge or consent. His parents have already been doxxed and harassed by lolcows that Rich has pissed off in his quest for "humor", his kids would obviously be a target too.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

The weekly check-in tells me the forums aren't sold yet (lol), Lowtax is still trapped in 2003 for pop culture references and 1982 for emotional development, and dad gay has grown bored and is FYAD meta-ing at everyone. Alright.

 

[Ghostse]

They're not even worth that. While everyone calls the AR a .22 on roids, the FN 5.7 really only has one actual purpose and it is a literal .22 on roids. Pointless fucking gun to own if popping body armor isn't in your job description imo.

I have never shot one but they are supposed to be fun to shoot just expensive to run because of the moon ammo.

But this all academic because I'm pretty sure that's an airsoft.

 

[Beavis]

The weekly check-in tells me the forums aren't sold yet (lol), Lowtax is still trapped in 2003 for pop culture references and 1982 for emotional development, and dad gay has grown bored and is FYAD meta-ing at everyone. Alright.

Dgsw longs to return to gbs to shitpost all day, but he caught a 100,000 hour probation. His crime? Being beloved by gbs.

 

[White Devil]

I have never shot one but they are supposed to be fun to shoot just expensive to run because of the moon ammo.

But this all academic because I'm pretty sure that's an airsoft.

I knew it looked off from the picture, I just didn't recognize it was an airsoft version of the 5.7.

As for fun to shoot, most guns are. 5.7 is gonna go down in price though since Ruger entered the game.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if it wasn't meant a threat, it's still intensely stupid of him to post *any* private information about his kids online, especially without their\their mother's knowledge or consent.

I'd go beyond stupid and into sick and evil. This is utterly repulsive behavior that deserves justice.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Jesus christ, those pills aged him hard

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Imagine being cyber bullied but by your own parent.
Lowtax fat

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Jesus christ, those pills aged him hard

Hank jr didn’t age that rapidly lol

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"Traitors!" - From a man living in a luxury drug paradise provided by them for years without question.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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Well, tbh, what did >insert gender of your choice< Rho Watson expect?
Like seriously, what the fuck were her(?) expectations.

Never hire family when running your own business and fucking never hire people because you think you owe them something or because you think it would be a nice gesture.
You're running a business and not a charity, for fucks sake.

 

[White Devil]

Come back to KF, Richard. We know you lurk here. We won't turn on you like those filthy goons.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

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All this entitled faggot had to do was not throw a punch, and he'd still be living the dream. The problem wasn't that goons were somehow stupid and easily manipulated (though they totally are), the problem was that he couldn't be the one who kept on tricking and manipulating them. In the intervening time, Lowtax had successfully managed to irreparably damage the lives of a minimum of six women: two wives, one girlfriend, and all three daughters.

He should be grateful that his gay fanclub let him get away with all of it rather than seethe over finally getting caught.

EDIT: lol

 

[Baggywrinkle]

“Judge a man/woman/goon not by the color of their skin, but by the amount of their patreon donation.”
- Rich “lowtax” Kyanka