🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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still not at minimum wage, still not even near 700, less than 300 actual people watching this shit.
He is really hitting the slums on viewercount. I don't think this is sustainable to raise a kid, maybe it's just me but we are going to have Gunty whining about welfare soon enough. What are our chances of a welfare arc ?
 
I've heard a number of people utter this phrase before

They go back to jail
The last time I was watching a bodycam video of the arrest of a perp that had reportedly told a witness, "I aint goin back to jail", that perp got somewhat perforated. I would hate for Ralph to suicide by cop. That could ruin the cop's life. Please don't Ralph.
 
He is really hitting the slums on viewercount. I don't think this is sustainable to raise a kid, maybe it's just me but we are going to have Gunty whining about welfare soon enough. What are our chances of a welfare arc ?
I am not sure about laws in regard to taking care of the disabled, but I think there has been mention of his mother being ill, which would lead me to presume she gets some sort of disability or pension check. Then again, the bastard cannot persuade itself to stop drinking much less lift a weight, so a job is totally out of the question. At this rate I would like to wager a 2 in 3 chance that he ends up in some sort of government assistance by the end of the next year.
 
Ralph suddenly sperging out in outros about all the "traitorous cowards" (dame nick jim etc etc etc etc, the people leaking his imminent death to me and info to Godwinson) talking about how he isnt going back to jail, he sounded really pissed and couldnt control himself. I think were approaching something big and ralph is trying to get in his gloating while he can. sounds angry tired scared and pilled out, he looked like he was about to cry the last few frames on his face. Ralph is going to die or lose his house or freedom soon.

seethe harder faggot im getting all the deets about your shitty health and godwinson is getting info from your inner circle as well along with others openly leaving and shitting on you.
anyone got a clip of this?
 
Ah so you're monetized.

The copyright shit has actually changed and it's no longer blocking them in Denmark, just taking monetization away.
I don't think youtube blocked the song itself, it just gave viewers a "blocked" screen if they had a Danish IP, easy enough to dodge with a vpn. Or am I missing something?
 
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The views are up in the top left, same for the lemons, I just dont blow em up.

Also was kidding joking. I know Im basic bitch tier lmao My shit aint nothin fancy.

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knew you werent serious just felt bad leaving you to die of boredom and gunt induced alcoholism while i was away and felt the need to justify myself. never noticed the view count my eyesight is bitch tier,
You missed out on gunt trying to stealthily tap a few pills out his bottle and then do this fake yawn mouth wipe move then swallow some coke to wash em down
lmfao what is this shit ralph? doing pills on camera to own the alawgs? did everyone see how ralph was late with the bots? his actual normal trend is gaining until it plateaus in the early stages of the mid stream, then a sudden rush of losses nearer and nearer to the outro, his botted trend is to gain viewers constantly and lose only a bit until the outro actually plays then losing at most half. neither happened tonight, he had 600 viewers for 3 hours because of dlive itself botting and a small guest, suddenly ralph is more awake and he gains 300 more viewers nearly instantly for no reason and triples his lino, making he think he might actually be botting that now.

its come to us watching ralph actually nodding off from pills and forgetting to turn the bots on to get far less views still then he had when he had any measure of success he sniffed near.
He is really hitting the slums on viewercount. I don't think this is sustainable to raise a kid, maybe it's just me but we are going to have Gunty whining about welfare soon enough. What are our chances of a welfare arc ?
100 percent
Why did he bring up jail? Is someone pressing charges right now? Did the cops come knocking on the door? Did @adezero tell the parole officer that Ralph violated his parole by leaving the state with her?

Whatever it is, jail is clearly bothering him.
if im being far overly generous maybe hes worried about something else and he just in his drunken white trash mind thinks its real unlikely for a violent drunken felon like himself to return to jail and that the idea of him going back is ridiculous to him? its more likely that he knows hes going back and is trying to brag while he can, some people if they know they are fucked will try and get some last shots in and enjoy their undeserved reputation, if ralph were going back to jail hed 100 percent talk a lot of shit about not going back solely because its his last chance to do so before hes fucked.

but beyond this how many people are reporting ralph to his po conservatively? why try and have a kid when you have an honest army of alawgs trying to drive you insane?
 
knew you werent serious just felt bad leaving you to die of boredom and gunt induced alcoholism while i was away and felt the need to justify myself. never noticed the view count my eyesight is bitch tier,

lmfao what is this shit ralph? doing pills on camera to own the alawgs? did everyone see how ralph was late with the bots? his actual normal trend is gaining until it plateaus in the early stages of the mid stream, then a sudden rush of losses nearer and nearer to the outro, his botted trend is to gain viewers constantly and lose only a bit until the outro actually plays then losing at most half. neither happened tonight, he had 600 viewers for 3 hours because of dlive itself botting and a small guest, suddenly ralph is more awake and he gains 300 more viewers nearly instantly for no reason and triples his lino, making he think he might actually be botting that now.

its come to us watching ralph actually nodding off from pills and forgetting to turn the bots on to get far less views still then he had when he had any measure of success he sniffed near.

100 percent

if im being far overly generous maybe hes worried about something else and he just in his drunken white trash mind thinks its real unlikely for a violent drunken felon like himself to return to jail and that the idea of him going back is ridiculous to him? its more likely that he knows hes going back and is trying to brag while he can, some people if they know they are fucked will try and get some last shots in and enjoy their undeserved reputation, if ralph were going back to jail hed 100 percent talk a lot of shit about not going back solely because its his last chance to do so before hes fucked.

but beyond this how many people are reporting ralph to his po conservatively? why try and have a kid when you have an honest army of alawgs trying to drive you insane?
Can you imagine being on the call center of that police department?
-Hello, yes ? This is Guntsville Police Department how may i help? Oh? He violated his parole? Yes, we are looking in on it, Yes we know about the thumb sir you are the third guy telling us about it...
 
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That moment when you make 'disgusting fatbody' Private Pyle look fit.
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For all his trash talk you just know Ralph doesn't have it in him to endure any kind of hardship or build any discipline. I'd love to see him try to waddle his jelly looking ass through an obstacle course.
 
Well...I had a trollpihany...maybe Ralph won't go to jail for revenge porn and the Vickers we're not Valiant in their efforts (at this point it's for the best) to save their looney ass daughter. Maybe Ralph's punishment is the rapidly decreasing audience and friends while isolating himself with his guards of the gunt shield, to be in a purgatory of a penny stock scam held by the Chinese Communist Party. Maybe we won't have our Thanksgiving feast with the kiwis, PPP, surfer cooking some fine duck, kraut audio issues, and ade's Adderall...but our harvests will be bountiful, we shall watch the gunt fades into obscurity and laugh once something happens.
 
I remember that. Back then there were a handful of people who were absolutely convinced that he did it. When you compared the writing style in the dms to Andy's it matched up. But this was back in the early seasons of IBS, all the big grifters were still tight with each other. The opposing forces suffered from some collective form of spergy autism, so it got swept successfully.
Nitpicking, but at that time was the point where Tonka was having schisms with people. Andy, Failure, and Cog (among others) had called out Broski North and Optic Decay--two Tonka clingers-on--for running what many considered a scam stream. Broski and Optic as well as Vamp, Queen of Bantz, Joachim Hoch, and others in Tonka's circle ostracized Cog immediately since he had no real following, and they pretty much told Andy and Failure to shut the fuck up. Failure did but Andy kept mentioning it and so Tonka stopped bringing him on the Kumite. Andy started to buddy up with Ralph and this pissed Tonka off even more, leading to the schism between them that would lead to the Knoxville No Show by Tonka. At that time Anal Vape and another Tonkasaw faggot named Davis "found out" about the alleged texts between Andy and this "underage girl". They did a stream with her where she couldn't even really explain anything and she couldn't answer questions. At that time we had a certain known liar and pedophile in Andy's thread shitting it up, claiming it's 100% legitimate. In any case, people questioned Davis, Anal Vape and the girl, they refused to answer and the girl refused to go on any show that would ask questions that had answers that weren't "yes" or "no".
 
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Well...I had a trollpihany...maybe Ralph won't go to jail for revenge porn and the Vickers we're not Valiant in their efforts (at this point it's for the best) to save their looney ass daughter. Maybe Ralph's punishment is the rapidly decreasing audience and friends while isolating himself with his guards of the gunt shield, to be in a purgatory of a penny stock scam held by the Chinese Communist Party. Maybe we won't have our Thanksgiving feast with the kiwis, PPP, surfer cooking some fine duck, kraut audio issues, and ade's Adderall...but our harvests will be bountiful, we shall watch the gunt fades into obscurity and laugh once something happens.
A bit off topic, honestly i wouldnt mind showing surfer a couple of really high tier dishes one day. He seems to be handling himself pretty fine but i know a couple of em. There is that michelin star dish for a nice fry of pork and sausages that i experimented with earlier this year. If surfer and co. want the recipe all they need to do is slide into my DMs here at the farms.
 
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Nitpicking, but at that time was the point where Tonka was having schisms with people. Andy, Failure, and Cog (among others) had called out Broski North and Optic Decay--two Tonka clingers-on--for running what many considered a scam stream. Broski and Optic as well as Vamp, Queen of Bantz, Joachim Hoch, and others in Tonka's circle ostracized Cog immediately since he had no real following, and they pretty much told Andy and Failure to shut the fuck up. Failure did but Andy kept mentioning it and so Tonka stopped bringing him on the Kumite. Andy started to buddy up with Ralph and this pissed Tonka off even more, leading to the schism between them that would lead to the Knoxville No Show by Tonka. At that time Anal Vape and another Tonkasaw faggot named Davis "found out" about the alleged texts between Andy and this "underage girl". They did a stream with her where she couldn't even really explain anything and she couldn't answer questions. At that time we had a certain known liar and pedophile in Andy's thread shitting it up, claiming it's 100% legitimate. In any case, people questioned Davis, Anal Vape and the girl, they refused to answer and the girl refused to go on any show that would ask questions that had answers that weren't "yes" or "no".
All the useless background notwithstanding, I refuse to believe that Anal Vape is smart enough to fake Andy's writing style.
 
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For all his trash talk you just know Ralph doesn't have it in him to endure any kind of hardship or build any discipline. I'd love to see him try to waddle his jelly looking ass through an obstacle course.
Of course he can’t have any discipline. He was already hyper-obese in his teens as we know from the cake pic, and he’s never had a real job in spite of being nearly 40. He’s the worst kind of white trash. His goons hate him. His viewership mostly hates him. His mother probably hates him for having put up with his shit all this time while he can’t stay sober enough to take her to the goddamn hospital. His frumpy, mentally ill girlfriend hates him. His child’ll hate him if it survives the genetic problems and chemically induced birth defects its parents pass to it.
I wonder sometimes, does he not intuit that he’s a sideshow freak; or is that understanding the cause of his manlet rage?
 
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He’s the worst kind of white trash. His goons hate him. His viewership mostly hates him. His mother probably hates him for having put up with his shit all this time while he can’t stay sober enough to take her to the goddamn hospital. His frumpy, mentally ill girlfriend hates him. His child’ll hate him if it survives the genetic problems and chemically induced birth defects its parents pass to it.
He's only able to exist because everyone around him is so incompetent, there is no inertia to escape the gravitational pull of his massive gunt.
 
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