Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Jello]

This argument is stupid too. "Who am I supposed to 'go half on a place with'?".

She's not the only one who doesn't have the luxury of having a friend as their roommate. There are ways to get in contact with other people who are in the same situation as you - looking for someone to split the cost of rent with, but without an available friend/family member to fill the role.

It's not hard to sign up for some website dedicated to things like this, make an agreement with someone that you'll rent a place together, (it could even be more than one person if she's worried that $400 wouldn't be enough for half, or if she's worried about living alone with someone she doesn't know) and proceed with the move. Who knows, maybe she could even make a friend out of it!

But she won't. She'd rather leech off of her poor parents who want to enjoy their retirement, yet they're expected to continue to treat her as if she's their teenage daughter.

 

[stuffandthings]

She's screaming about people not respecting boundaries and triggers when she's spent the whole week trying to find random people on Facbook to REEEEE at.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Lest we become immune to it, we should also note that she's oversharing her family's bodily functions again.

Who tells the entire world about their mother's diarrhea?

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Yet again trivializing her mom for dying of cancer and her husband for caring about it. I get maybe minimizing this incredibly serious shit is her coping mechanism but she has to put her suffering mother and father ahead of her own comfort. You SHOULD be worried one of the only people who gives a shit about you is dying of cancer. She's in denial about how serious this is. Still no excuse for emotionally abusing her family by trivializing a cancer diagnosis of all things.

 

[Burn Book]

Classic liberal Papa Cianfriglia is now Proud Boys adjacent just because he is worried about her mother's health? She says "here's your fucking hero" like we're supposed to believe he's a bad person for not immediately agreeing with her that it's not the rona, she's on some next level delusion, worse than usual.

She's being rather incoherent but I think she meant we are Proud Boys. As a non-American and non conservative woman I am rather confused why thinking her father being worried about her mom is not bad makes me a Proud Boy, but hey, I guess Stephy knows best. She really should get a therapist that would teach her to deal with negative emotions in a way other than rationalizing her anger by imagining why people who wronged her are literally Hitler.

Also, if her mom does end up having COVID (which I hope won't happen), Stephy obviously won't apologize to her dad and will find some other way to make herself a victim.

 

[Vandy]

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This argument is stupid too. "Who am I supposed to 'go half on a place with'?".

She's not the only one who doesn't have the luxury of having a friend as their roommate. There are ways to get in contact with other people who are in the same situation as you - looking for someone to split the cost of rent with, but without an available friend/family member to fill the role.

It's not hard to sign up for some website dedicated to things like this, make an agreement with someone that you'll rent a place together, (it could even be more than one person if she's worried that $400 wouldn't be enough for half, or if she's worried about living alone with someone she doesn't know) and proceed with the move. Who knows, maybe she could even make a friend out of it!

But she won't. She'd rather leech off of her poor parents who want to enjoy their retirement, yet they're expected to continue to treat her as if she's their teenage daughter.

There are usually half a dozen FaceBook groups you can join for your area to search for housing as well.

But let's be honest with ourselves here. One glance at "Single, weed gender (and not the fun kind) anarcho-enby, theistic Satanist, grandma core, fat witch, spoonie, searching to go half on an apartment. No job. You must clean and cook."
No one will want to live with them. Staph doesn't know how to act like a regular human being for even one post, let alone a whole conversation with a possible roommate.

 

[Sobble]

Another meltdown courtesy of her father being worried about her mother!

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Jesus, her father allowing her fat ass to live there rent-free and contribute nothing to the household is doing more to help the marginalized/disabled/mentally ill than she'll ever do in her life.

Also, if she's in her 30s, her parents are in their 50s, there's literally no reason not to take every precaution about the 'rona. They're in a high-risk group.

 

[NoFeline]

-Stephanie "I Have Friends" Cianfriglia

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[John Entwizzle]

Her little "warning" tags never fail to amuse me. They remind me of those weird tumblr blogs where they put a trigger warning and a timestamp for every single joke the Game Grumps ever made.

 

[NoFeline]

How does she not even give Peetie treats...

 

[Chicken Picnic]

I would like to add for Steph's benefit, that here in the UK you can only get a free Corona test if you have one of the 3 symptoms that are considered the hallmark of the virus.

Those are:
A fever
A new, continuous cough
Loss of smell and/or taste

So, no breathing difficulty is very common in Corona, especially early on. Usually it start off with something mild like some general aches which is probs just a sign of a fever, but you don't realise you have the fever until you get more sick. Also, legally here you must isolate yourself for at least 10 days if you get any of these symptoms. Everyone in your household has to isolate for 14 days. If you get found out breaking those rules, there's a hefty fine.

PL slightly but I just got over a bad chest infection, not covid, but I had a fever at the start which I didn't realise until I checked it on a whim. All I had was a headache, but it got worse as the day went on. All the people I've known who had covid had a similar experience- feeling generally unwell, followed by a fever and a bit of a cough that quickly just gets worse and worse. It all gets worse quite quickly once get gets started, maybe in about 24 hours.

Your dad is right to be worried, your mother is immunocompromised and could get pretty damn sick. Even if it's not covid, it's better to be safe than sorry.

 

[Burn Book]

Also, if she's in her 30s, her parents are in their 50s, there's literally no reason not to take every precaution about the 'rona. They're in a high-risk group.

I think they're older than that; I think her parents were at least in their thirties if not in their forties when she was adopted, which would make them 60 or 70 something now. Plus, her mom has cancer, so she's really as high risk as one could be.

 

[JaneThough]

What I don't get is why does she have to constantly insert herself into her parent's shit. There's no indication she was even a part of the conversation between her mother and father in regard to her mother's health, and here she is, throwing her two cents in and most definitely escalating the situation. Just mind your own damn business and let your dad take your mom for a COVID test. WTF does it matter?

Honestly, she's such a narc that if she managed to convince him not to take her, and she did end up with COVID it'd be all "Dad is such a monster he didn't take Mom for a test and now she has COVID!"

Staph, I hope you get COVID, just so maybe the time you spend in the hospital is time that your parents can have peace in their household.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

What I don't get is why does she have to constantly insert herself into her parent's shit. There's no indication she was even a part of the conversation between her mother and father in regard to her mother's health, and here she is, throwing her two cents in and most definitely escalating the situation. Just mind your own damn business and let your dad take your mom for a COVID test. WTF does it matter?

Honestly, she's such a narc that if she managed to convince him not to take her, and she did end up with COVID it'd be all "Dad is such a monster he didn't take Mom for a test and now she has COVID!"

Staph, I hope you get COVID, just so maybe the time you spend in the hospital is time that your parents can have peace in their household.

She doesn't understand some people (and I get the feeling that Papa C is this way) yell when they're scared or upset or don't have control of a situation. They can't help the person they love. And then to have your lazy daughter try to pipe in with her bullshit when you (as Papa C) are rightful worried about your wife's health. He's probably scared, too. Not just of COVID, but of losing his wife to cancer. So, yes, it would be perfectly normal for him to snap at his ungrateful daughter who is not contributing or helping in anyway, to their current situation regarding Mama C, or to their household/lives in general.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

There are usually half a dozen FaceBook groups you can join for your area to search for housing as well.

But let's be honest with ourselves here. One glance at "Single, weed gender (and not the fun kind) anarcho-enby, theistic Satanist, grandma core, fat witch, spoonie, searching to go half on an apartment. No job. You must clean and cook."
No one will want to live with them. Staph doesn't know how to act like a regular human being for even one post, let alone a whole conversation with a possible roommate.

No, I think some unsuspecting facebook queer would agree to be her roommate just out of sympathy. The fallout would be hilarious, and Staph would get evicted for real.

I don't even know what she's complaining about. Not too long ago she was going to get a place with Josie to ~rescue~ him from abusive parents. Can't be that hard for her to find a new birbfriend, since her criteria seems to be one DM session.

 

[tofu dog]

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Stephanie, you literally just got confirmation from the vet that Peetie is overweight, what the fuck are you doing.

 

[marjoram]

Stephanie, you literally just got confirmation from the vet that Peetie is overweight, what the fuck are you doing.

Stupid shit; the literal opposite of "responsible"--you know, like she always does.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Stephanie, you literally just got confirmation from the vet that Peetie is overweight, what the fuck are you doing.

KILLING him slowly. That's what she's doing. She complains and ebags when she has to take him to a vet too so she clearly does not seek care until the problem is really bad. She thinks her birthday is a bigger deal than her cat's wellbeing.

 

[brooky]

Also, if her mom does end up having COVID (which I hope won't happen), Stephy obviously won't apologize to her dad and will find some other way to make herself a victim.

She'll retcon it that her dad was the one who didn't take it seriously.

Also regarding symptoms, someone I love has such severe asthma that they have been hospitalized in the past. When they got covid I was terrified. They described it as three hellish weeks of aches, fever, coughing...

But zero difficulties breathing.

And this person is over 40, chubby, with terrible asthma. Difficulty breathing is the symptom you watch for to go to the hospital. It is by no means a required symptom to have covid.