Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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CharlesBarkley said:
"Traitors!" - From a man living in a luxury drug paradise provided by them for years without question.
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Yeah, the whole "How can you turn against me after all these years of quality content?" thing content creators love to do when facing cancellation is always questionable to say the least, but it's downright pathetic coming from Richard.

Rich, you live in a huge McMansion paid for by the users of your website. For years, all you had to do was ask nicely and they would shower you with all the money you needed for your pills, fancy cars and Goldbelly pies, hoping it would help the site somehow. They kept supporting you with thousands of dollars each month while you just sat on your ass playing videogames and whining about your back all day long. For fuck's sake, one accusation is usually all it takes to bring most C-list e-celebs down, but the goons kept looking the other way until you got to your third victim.

Rich, I hate goons as much as the next guy, but the goons don't owe you shit. It's 100% your fault that they turned against you.
 
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Lmao at Dickard openly hating the people who still fund his life.

Seriously goons, are you going to put up with this? Apparently. They're that weak, that pathetic, that they're still going to fund this fucker's lifestyle and the fake handoff to Jeffrey of no balls.
 
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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
All this entitled faggot had to do was not throw a punch, and he'd still be living the dream. The problem wasn't that goons were somehow stupid and easily manipulated (though they totally are), the problem was that he couldn't be the one who kept on tricking and manipulating them. In the intervening time, Lowtax had successfully managed to irreparably damage the lives of a minimum of six women: two wives, one girlfriend, and all three daughters.

He should be grateful that his gay fanclub let him get away with all of it rather than seethe over finally getting caught.

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Is being known as the guy who sits on and ignores runs Something Awful better or worse than being known as a burnt-out shell of a man who assaults women, gorges on pills and $80 pies, and posts his estranged daughter’s internet search history in a desperate bid for Internet Attention?
 
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The GAL in Megan's case has requested a psych eval. Whoever gets to do it is in for a treat.

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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
All this entitled faggot had to do was not throw a punch, and he'd still be living the dream. The problem wasn't that goons were somehow stupid and easily manipulated (though they totally are), the problem was that he couldn't be the one who kept on tricking and manipulating them. In the intervening time, Lowtax had successfully managed to irreparably damage the lives of a minimum of six women: two wives, one girlfriend, and all three daughters.

He should be grateful that his gay fanclub let him get away with all of it rather than seethe over finally getting caught.

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If you hate your website so much then why are you stalling selling it so much you dumb drunk faggot? And if his plan is to tell Jeffrey to fuck off and keep the site once the dust settles a little more, insulting the people who funded your entire life may not be the best way to get them to start giving you money again.

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The GAL in Megan's case has requested a psych eval. Whoever gets to do it is in for a treat.

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I'm positive that when he shows up hungover, in a Goldbelly stained T-shirt, he will impress the socks off the psychologist.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
I wonder what would trigger that. Is he texting insane shit to his kids and ex wives?
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He recently posted a picture posing with a pistol that appears to be real at a cursory glance. Would that in and of itself be enough for the GAL considering he's going through a messy divorce, two custody battles, and is facing a DV charge all at the same time? Especially if Megan took it as a threat.
 
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break these cuffs said:
He recently posted a picture posing with a pistol that appears to be real at a cursory glance. Would that in and of itself be enough for the GAL considering he's going through a messy divorce, two custody battles, and is facing a DV charge all at the same time? Especially if Megan took it as a threat.
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That's so recent that I doubt it is what caused this, but behavior like this in public, where he knows people are watching him, is so utterly nuts that it's probable he's been doing utterly crazy shit we don't even know about and that this insane behavior is what is ending up in court.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
What, apart from publicly posting his daughter's google search history, acting as though that's something totally okay that dads do?
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I wouldn't be shocked if the GAL interpreted the search history sharing in the same way I did - as a thinly-veiled threat that he is still watching them and monitoring them even though they don't want him in their life. This is after he beat their mom and two other women, including holding one of them captive via immigration status. It's really fucking creepy, and a mentally sound parent does not do any of the shit Lowtax has done.
 
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Questionable Ceviche said:
I wouldn't be shocked if the GAL interpreted the search history sharing in the same way I did - as a thinly-veiled threat that he is still watching them and monitoring them even though they don't want him in their life.
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It's literally so fucked up it's stereotypical for this kind of fuckup to act like this. Any judge looking at this is going to have red alarm bells ringing in her mind.
 
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imagine being too proud to kill yourself lol. i dont get what he (or you) is so proud of....goodbye forever.
 
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