Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Burd Turglar]

Yeah, imagine getting dumped during a lockdown, away from your parents for the first time, and you're in fucking Buffalo. Maybe it's a good thing theaters are currently shut down, so Shoe can't shoot up the first manchild movie screening she finds that reminds her of Greg.

You kidding me? I'd be surprised if she could even figure out how to load a gun, let alone pop a shot off without smacking herself in the chops.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

So, you think she pulls her pubes out and eats them at a similar rate as from her head?

Also, Market Socialist? How does that make the slightest sense?

 

[Petronella]

June is going to be one of those women who never marries or has kids and has to massively cope. If she doesn't find a guy to settle down with soon, I fully expect to see her start unironically talking about "breeders" and how pregnancy makes you fat and gives you saggy boobs.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Maybe playing a sick beat on her bald head like a bongo.

Laughed for a good five minutes at this.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

June is going to be one of those women who never marries or has kids and has to massively cope. If she doesn't find a guy to settle down with soon, I fully expect to see her start unironically talking about "breeders" and how pregnancy makes you fat and gives you saggy boobs.

Do you think she'll still be trying to pull off a young sister/daughter aesthetic or do you think try and fail a more aunt like aesthetic? Like most people in anti-sjw youtube are parents and married now as other people have mentioned. I don't believe Shoe has the ability to pull off the Aunt with no kids who at least has good books and movies to recommend, what's Shoe going to do? Give her nieces and nephews her folders full of memes about twitter politics that won't be relevant any more?

 

[Azer A]

 

[cuÞbert]

Yeah, imagine getting dumped during a lockdown, away from your parents for the first time, and you're in fucking Buffalo. Maybe it's a good thing theaters are currently shut down, so Shoe can't shoot up the first manchild movie screening she finds that reminds her of Greg.

Hey! Its not that bad in Buffalo. We got Keemstar after all!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Buffalo? Oof that's rough.

It's the Love Canal baby!

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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She's in denial. People aren't "making it dramatic" it's just honest proof that June lies, lies, and lies.

 

[Shark Senpai]

So, you think she pulls her pubes out and eats them at a similar rate as from her head?

Also, Market Socialist? How does that make the slightest sense?

The real question is when will she wise up and realize she can sell those pubes to her simps for exorbitant amounts of money, and is that money worth more to her than the taste.

Also haven't bothered to pay attention to Socialists in a while but aren't "Market Socialists" the people who basically want us to be China with giant megacorps run by state appointed party friendly oligarchs or is it the one where they actually just want a Capitalist system where the government taxes the people to hell and restrict a lot of their purchasing options by including a massive sales tax with them that way they can fund massive social programs. Basically Corporatists just wanting to pretend they're sticking it to the fat cats while creating something even worse than what they're pretending to fight.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Also haven't bothered to pay attention to Socialists in a while but aren't "Market Socialists" the people who basically want us to be China with giant megacorps run by state appointed party friendly oligarchs or is it the one where they actually just want a Capitalist system where the government taxes the people to hell and restrict a lot of their purchasing options by including a massive sales tax with them that way they can fund massive social programs. Basically Corporatists just wanting to pretend they're sticking it to the fat cats while creating something even worse than what they're pretending to fight.

They're wannabe oligarchs who want us to be ruled by Disney and McDonalds because they're, like, so woooooke! But want to use the blue-collar workers' strength to do it.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Wait, I knew about the butt pad but she has fake tits too?

lol

 

[Gone_Fission]

Also haven't bothered to pay attention to Socialists in a while but aren't "Market Socialists" the people who basically want us to be China with giant megacorps run by state appointed party friendly oligarchs or is it the one where they actually just want a Capitalist system where the government taxes the people to hell and restrict a lot of their purchasing options by including a massive sales tax with them that way they can fund massive social programs. Basically Corporatists just wanting to pretend they're sticking it to the fat cats while creating something even worse than what they're pretending to fight.

In most leftist circles, market socialism usually just boils down to wanting every business to be a worker co-op where everyone owns shares in the company, plus state welfare programs. I rarely see leftists refer to China as market socialist, what you tend to see is either it's supporters referring to it as "using market forces forces to build the conditions for communism to be transitioned to," or its detractors just calling it authoritarian state capitalism that merely pretends to be socialist.

Also, be careful about the term "corporatist/corporatism," as historically those terms don't mean "likes big business (corporations in the modern capitalist sense)," but rather refers to the fascist philosophy of the nation state, its labor force, and its economy as "corporate" in the sense of being elements of one shared body to be coordinated by the party as single social organism.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

In most leftist circles, market socialism usually just boils down to wanting every business to be a worker co-op where everyone owns shares in the company, plus state welfare programs. I rarely see leftists refer to China as market socialist, what you tend to see is either it's supporters referring to it as "using market forces forces to build the conditions for communism to be transitioned to," or its detractors just calling it authoritarian state capitalism that merely pretends to be socialist.

Also, be careful about the term "corporatist/corporatism," as historically those terms don't mean "likes big business (corporations in the modern capitalist sense)," but rather refers to the fascist philosophy of the nation state, its labor force, and its economy as "corporate" in the sense of being elements of one shared body to be coordinated by the party as single social organism.

This is something Vaush advocates for and the reason he got owned by Karlyn Borysenko, whose actual job is to prove that shit like this is impossible. Shoe dislikes her for that reason.

Also, she's married, Shoe.

 

[Ita Mori]

Do you think she'll still be trying to pull off a young sister/daughter aesthetic or do you think try and fail a more aunt like aesthetic? Like most people in anti-sjw youtube are parents and married now as other people have mentioned. I don't believe Shoe has the ability to pull off the Aunt with no kids who at least has good books and movies to recommend, what's Shoe going to do? Give her nieces and nephews her folders full of memes about twitter politics that won't be relevant any more?

This is her fate.

 

[Gone_Fission]

This is something Vaush advocates for and the reason he got owned by Karlyn Borysenko, whose actual job is to prove that shit like this is impossible. Shoe dislikes her for that reason.

It's funny how leftists who regularly call out what a sham political democracy is, and how voting is a joke, immediately turn around and sing the praises of "economic democracy."

Also, she's married, Shoe.

Proof that when it comes time to make a dude commit, personality is the make-or-break factor.

 

[Ita Mori]

Wait, I knew about the butt pad but she has fake tits too?

lol

Those things never move, how could you believe they were real?

 

[Freedom Fries]

In most leftist circles, market socialism usually just boils down to wanting every business to be a worker co-op where everyone owns shares in the company, plus state welfare programs. I rarely see leftists refer to China as market socialist, what you tend to see is either it's supporters referring to it as "using market forces forces to build the conditions for communism to be transitioned to," or its detractors just calling it authoritarian state capitalism that merely pretends to be socialist.

Also, be careful about the term "corporatist/corporatism," as historically those terms don't mean "likes big business (corporations in the modern capitalist sense)," but rather refers to the fascist philosophy of the nation state, its labor force, and its economy as "corporate" in the sense of being elements of one shared body to be coordinated by the party as single social organism.

I don't think it's unfair to call the people cheering for massive companies run by woke technocrats and advocating increased federal power corporatists especially with the focus on "governance." I mean it has all the hallmarks of fascism aside from the whole nationalism bit.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I don't think it's unfair to call the people cheering for massive companies run by woke technocrats and advocating increased federal power corporatists especially with the focus on "governance." I mean it has all the hallmarks of fascism aside from the whole nationalism bit.

It also misses the whole "placing value in the individual lives and livelihoods of citizens" bit.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Those things never move, how could you believe they were real?

I've only seen like two or three videos of hers, and only recently diving into this Springfield Tire Fire of a "woke woman". I remember seeing the nudes a few years ago and thought they looked off but I guess that explains it.

Did she get them as an 18th birthday present or something? Seems the only thing that's real about her is how she doesn't want anyone to know the real her because she very clearly hates herself.