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horrorfan89 said:
It's possible this isn't her back yard pen, it could just be am area they set up part of a dog run or something since Chris was never going to take her out running. But if it is her pen I'd say it's because the chandlers live in a rural area. Dogs are adaptable when it comes to living out doors but I'm certain bob must have thought pati would take after his tard son/her owner and wander off someplace in the woods and Never come back. So he built the pen to keep her from wandering off. Actually that makes me wonder if he secretly wished he could do the same to Chris to keep him from making him bail him out Everytime he ran amuck at the mall or pvcc. Just keep him caged up in the basement and bring him a bucket of mcnuggets and bottle of coke.
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It'd be interesting to imagine Chris as a toddler in those baby pens, not talking. I would also imagining Borb thinking: "if this kid can't talk while he's in the pen, could he hurt himself?"
 
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Yellow Flash said:
What's a good audio log of chris from the classic era? Might listen to bluespike, but I don't want to hear a 13 year old argue with a nasally retard.
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Better off searching the CWCiki then asking that here. there are whole catalogs of voice and video records.
 
Chan Fan said:
Because they sucked at taking care of their pets and still do
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Now that I think about, the only reason Patti lived as long as she did was because she got lots of exercise and fresh air whenever she wanted. That and she didn't have to risk any urination induced problems that come with having to use soiled newspaper as your bathroom like the two other animals in Casa Chandler currently. Gotta wonder, though, if Clover & Snoopy also shit and piss on the newspapers inside.

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Yellow Flash said:
Have any Psychologists, or Sociologists used Chris as a resource?
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For years I wanted to write a paper about Chris and how having such a large online presence can mess up your mental health, but I don't think I ever had the balls to propose it to anyone.
I always dreamed about getting to interview Chris, Barb and Cole and (with their consent) releasing all of my findings. Even if I had to change their names to protect privacy, I think that would be really eye-opening about what life was (and is) like for the Chandler clan.
 
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Yellow Flash said:
What's a good audio log of chris from the classic era? Might listen to bluespike, but I don't want to hear a 13 year old argue with a nasally retard.
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I listened to the Final Julie call for the first time on Geno. I can relate the bigger trolls wanting to stop Max as he was telling Chris to shove the pieces up his ass but it was clearly too little too late.

Max likely had them muted by then and not even @Marvin could have engaged Chris out of it.
 
cwcvillemayoress said:
I know Chris has read the Archie Comics about Sonic.
But I often wondered what he thinks of the Sonic x Sally endgame in the comic where Sonic is married and is a king.
I also wonder why Chris didn't make a chu counterpart to Sally since she's Sonic love interest and I wonder if he's aware that Amy Rose is 12 years old?
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Still can't be as bad as what penders did to Sally. Kinda going into that artcow topic here but he drew the 3 issue sally comic supposedly to get girls interested in the comics but really if you look at the original artwork on the comic you just know he drew it as or used spank material to make it. Not to mention he created Geoffrey St John (a character in his 20s mind you) and was so adamant about making him and Sally a cannon couple because GSJ was a self insert Gary Stu for penders fetish for sonic characters in almost the same way Chris chan sonichu was for Chris.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I listened to the Final Julie call for the first time on Geno. I can relate the bigger trolls wanting to stop Max as he was telling Chris to shove the pieces up his ass but it was clearly too little too late.
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The Julie calls were so sad :( Something about Chris thinking s(he?) was his true and honest sweetheart really tugs at my heartstrings. But he also should've realized after his drive to Ohio that she wasn't real and he was just being trolled again.
 
I had to take in a few conferences with a mental healthcare nurse practitioner lately, and from everything I've studied and refreshed about mental illness Chris is not schizophrenic, but he is very schizotypal. There is a very clear distinction between his autism and his mental illness. Although Chris is autistic, he should have a bit more awareness with all the crazy shit he's been into.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I had to take in a few conferences with a mental healthcare nurse practitioner lately, and from everything I've studied and refreshed about mental illness Chris is not schizophrenic, but he is very schizotypal. There is a very clear distinction between his autism and his mental illness. Although Chris is autistic, he should have a bit more awareness with all the crazy shit he's been into.
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He probably does, he just fights like hell to suppress it for he dare not look at the reality and see his fat hanging over all sides of the bed
 
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Was chris seriously autistic/stupid enough to think a vanity plate reading sonichu would look good on his car? I've no joke seen plates that read sexy4ever, NRA4life, and even solngskers (either schlong suckers or so long suckers) and they all don't look nearly as ridiculous as his plate. Oh idk if the cwcki still says it but yeah a license plate reading sonichu is like the ultimate pussy repellent...oh wait there's another good one, having pussy wagon on your car is still better than sonichu.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Was chris seriously autistic/stupid enough to think a vanity plate reading sonichu would look good on his car? I've no joke seen plates that read sexy4ever, NRA4life, and even solngskers (either schlong suckers or so long suckers) and they all don't look nearly as ridiculous as his plate. Oh idk if the cwcki still says it but yeah a license plate reading sonichu is like the ultimate pussy repellent...oh wait there's another good one, having pussy wagon on your car is still better than sonichu.
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Lol, you know nothing. Being a bald transvestite who lives with his mother is the ultimate vagina magnet.
 
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Santiagothrumachifacku said:
Do you guy's remember when Chris said he lost his virginity to that hooker or whatever? Do you guys think he was trolling or was he being genuine?
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He might've been genuine. The prostitute he claimed he lost his virginity to quit her job soon after Chris-Chan made his claims of lost virginity. It's entirely possible he was telling the truth imo
 
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Santiagothrumachifacku said:
Do you guy's remember when Chris said he lost his virginity to that hooker or whatever? Do you guys think he was trolling or was he being genuine?
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I personally think it's fake. The story he told read more like shity erotica than an account account of events. That being said the fact that he is no longer obsessed with losing his virginity adds some creditability to his story.
 
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