🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Moist Unguentine]

Gold Star Caller Southern Dingo has a type, and it's apparently "in active withdrawal from Xanax."

Careful, Ethan!

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"This woman" is probably from Rising Sun or one of the other towns in this article.
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[MeltyTW]

Well, it seems from having to watch the stream at 144p with shit eyesight what actually was ralph drinking and i guess pixels from his hand or something looked to me like him taking pills and his sloshy fatty pig mouth movements combined with him twisting the cap back on sounded sort of like heavy chewing to someone like me already hyped from this deceiving visual. i have failed and slandered the gunt with UNTROOOOO accusations of doing drugs openly twice instead of once and the alawgs have been btfo unequivocally.

 

[Lore Master]

I can only imagine the amount of seething Ralph and Warski have been doing behind the scenes about Baked, just having Ashton as a recurring guest makes me almost certain that Ralph in particular is livid that his former enemy is doing significantly better than himself. It's really funny when you think about it since Ralph got his big break on YouTube by stealing Baked's audience after his Sweet Erin meltdown, watching Baked have triple the viewers and making thousands each night must be a real mind fuck for them. I know Warski recently has a few times straight up stream sniped Baked and I'm sure Ralph will start doing the same, I'm willing to bet Ralph is already plotting to attempt to steal a portion of Baked's audience again if when the next fall from grace occurs. I don't think it will work this time however, no Jim in the picture this time to help facilitate it plus a good chunk of Baked's audience seems to be there for the trashfire (I know I am) and some are from IP2 so they want to see IRL content which (at this moment) Ralph isn't going to give them. The temptation is going to be high for Ralph and Warski, every night Baked brings in hundreds if not thousands in streamlabs and superchat money... I think the potential for Miami 2.0 is going to grow each day as long as Baked keeps blowing them out of the water in viewers and money. Above all the Gunt is greedy

Oh for sure. Ralph and Andy are looking at Baked and are a bit jealous of the steam Baked is getting.

 

[Tony-Stewart]

Before Ralph went on a bridge burning spree with his former friends and associates who @theralph is indebted to, I have no idea why Ralph took that corn joke so hard.

He says that Null was "unironic" about calling him to be sacrificed which is why he took that joke seriously. Perhaps the joke hit him where it hurts the most namely the idea that his show might go down.

Or maybe it is because @Null made the DMs between him and Ralph public. Ralph thinks that DMs are made in confidence and sharing them is a betrayal of trust. I think he banned a certain Kenny Jones from his server because Kenny shared excerpts of his DMs with Ralph. Mind you, it doesn't matter the content of the DM, just the act of making them public will antagonise Ralph.

Or maybe he thinks Null can pull off some ritual to rip the gunt off Ralph and sacrifice it to the corn.

Here's the DMs you're referring to.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Let me drop another 2 cause why not

 

[Not Even Twice]

I must’ve missed this. Is there a clip of this? I can’t imagine Dlive being very enthusiastic about it

Here you go, timestamped, though I recommend listening to the whole thing if you haven't. It's one of the best things Ralph has ever played a part in creating.

 

[Love Machine]

Let me drop another 2 cause why not

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IZ actually has talent so he doesnt deserved to be defaced by Ethan Ralph.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ive thrown this out as a joke before but what are the actual odds ralph is actually a born female turned ftm tranny masquerading as a man? he looks more and more feminine in older pictures and his voice going more and more high pitched pre and post ibs golden age could point to losing t- injections, weve also never seen his testes despite seeing his penis twice, this could point to the infamous west memphis ten mm actually being the result of bottom surgery. i am being dead serious ralph is so estrogen filled and has the height, attitude, and structure of a girl to the point i actually have to question this.

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[Sriracha]

Oh for sure. Ralph and Andy are looking at Baked and are a bit jealous of the steam Baked is getting.

I don't know how you could be jealous. All of Baked's watchers are hate watchers and are giving money in the hopes that he gets shot or something terrible happens to him. Sure, he's making a lot more money than Ralph or Andy and so far he's evaded the consequences (AIM AIM), but IRL streaming is fucked. Pretty entertaining though.

Gold Star Caller Southern Dingo has a type, and it's apparently "in active withdrawal from Xanax."

Careful, Ethan!

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This is the most womanly thing I've ever read. It comes off as one of those insecure girls with daddy issues screeching that she can fix him. Hey Dingo if you are a good man you don't mix with shit women. It's just you're a shit man and the best you can do are addicts that need help wallowing in their own degenerate addictions.

i am being dead serious ralph is so estrogen filled and has the height, attitude, and structure of a girl to the point i actually have to question this.

Not sure if true, but I think being fat through childhood/puberty to adulthood affects testosterone. Yep, I'm right. Fat cells metabolise testosterone to estrogen which lowers testosterone levels, so there are probably women who have higher testosterone than Ralph. He's a super woman.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Ive thrown this out as a joke before but what are the actual odds ralph is actually a born female turned ftm tranny masquerading as a man? he looks more and more feminine in older pictures and his voice going more and more high pitched pre and post ibs golden age could point to losing t- injections, weve also never seen his testes despite seeing his penis twice, this could point to the infamous west memphis ten mm actually being the result of bottom surgery. i am being dead serious ralph is so estrogen filled and has the height, attitude, and structure of a girl to the point i actually have to question this.

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I dont know about ralph but i do know about Gator...

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Now that i see my creation up close, damn it looks a lot like Faith. Smash or Pass?

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Ive thrown this out as a joke before but what are the actual odds ralph is actually a born female turned ftm tranny masquerading as a man? he looks more and more feminine in older pictures and his voice going more and more high pitched pre and post ibs golden age could point to losing t- injections, weve also never seen his testes despite seeing his penis twice, this could point to the infamous west memphis ten mm actually being the result of bottom surgery. i am being dead serious ralph is so estrogen filled and has the height, attitude, and structure of a girl to the point i actually have to question this.

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As much as I would love this to be TRU™ I don't think that's the case. From my experience I would say his high-pitched voice comes from improper breathing and talking for a living with no technique at all (+ obesity and God only knows what other ailments). No offense to Big Dave but Ethan seems to suffer from the Mustaine syndrome: high larynx, mouth not open enough, lots of nasal resonances, way too many drugs and drinks

https://youtu.be/dlR4XtnmjPc?t=153

still, I keep my fingers crossed for a surprise troonout

 

[MeltyTW]

I dont know about ralph but i do know about Gator...

you joke but i just realized this might be why the shannon name, it might be why we cant find a male shannon gaines matching "him"

As much as I would love this to be TRU™ I don't think that's the case. From my experience I would say his high-pitched voice comes from improper breathing and talking for a living with no technique at all (+ obesity and God only knows what other ailments). No offense to Big Dave but Ethan seems to suffer from the Mustaine syndrome: high larynx, mouth not open enough, lots of nasal resonances, way too many drugs and drinks

https://youtu.be/dlR4XtnmjPc?t=153

still, I keep my fingers crossed for a surprise troonout

i dont know his genitalia seems to line up with post ftm bottom surgery and hes just too obsessed with proving hes a male despite not doing a single masculine thing to me, i need to dig through some backgrounds to see this train through but i have a hunch this is true, maybe near years of watching people snipe his shitty low energy streams has just snapped my fragile mind in twain but long before i even had this thought i had the weirdest dream that ralph was a ftm tranny before being devoured by a daemonic ppp. ITS TROOOOO. the cornfields are whispering to me.

 

[All becomes gunt]

you joke but i just realized this might be why the shannon name, it might be why we cant find a male shannon gaines matching "him"

i dont know his genitalia seems to line up with post ftm bottom surgery and hes just too obsessed with proving hes a male despite not doing a single masculine thing to me, i need to dig through some backgrounds to see this train through but i have a hunch this is true, maybe near years of watching people snipe his shitty low energy streams has just snapped my fragile mind in twain but long before i even had this thought i had the weirdest dream that ralph was a ftm tranny before being devoured by a daemonic ppp. ITS TROOOOO. the cornfields are whispering to me.

So... you were dreaming about Ralph being vored by PPP the demon lord after playing roll the sausage with "his" doctor ?
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my dreams take the form of weird nightmarish strolls through abstract imagery, what i gazed upon was the horror of the fem-gunt who had some masculine traits like body hair slapped onto their fat female body in a grotesque display of depravity as it insisted that they were male with its sagging tits, also pregnant i kid you not. ppp then lured the fem creature into a pool before devouring its soul and damning it. there was a cowboy who made a gunt edit to the starfish which is the form ppp took and i think thats why i had that dream

No promises but i will see if i can make an artistic rendition of that

 

[MeltyTW]

So... you were dreaming about Ralph being vored by PPP the demon lord after playing roll the sausage with "his" doctor ?

my dreams take the form of weird nightmarish strolls through abstract imagery, what i gazed upon was the horror of the fem-gunt who had some masculine traits like body hair slapped onto their fat female body in a grotesque display of depravity as it insisted that they were male with its sagging tits, also pregnant i kid you not. ppp then lured the fem creature into a pool before devouring its soul and damning it. there was a cowboy who made a gunt edit to the starfish which is the form ppp took and i think thats why i had that dream

 

[itsoktobewhite]

There's a section in the Ballad of Ethan Ralph by @KillAllPedos where you can hear Ralph crunching on pills. Gator whispers to him "Ralph, they can hear that!" followed by Ralph saying he was just taking aspirin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WrIAZpjEH8

Here you go, timestamped, though I recommend listening to the whole thing if you haven't. It's one of the best things Ralph has ever played a part in creating.

https://youtu.be/0WrIAZpjEH8?t=1857

I’m well aware of the existence of the pillstream and the ballad of ethan ralph.
@BOLDYSPICY! said that the pill popping happened ON CAMERA.
Thanks anyway

 

[anuscabbage12]

I don't know how you could be jealous. All of Baked's watchers are hate watchers and are giving money in the hopes that he gets shot or something terrible happens to him. Sure, he's making a lot more money than Ralph or Andy and so far he's evaded the consequences (AIM AIM), but IRL streaming is fucked. Pretty entertaining though.

No no no, your mistaken, WE are not jealous. We are talking about Ethan Ralph and Andy Warski. Warski literally livestreams himself lighting his nipple/ball hair on fire for "ninja-ginis", and "nin-jets" and Ralph posting, to the public, his sex tape with a walrus as an own. IRL streamers should be gassed though.

Andy and Ralph are FUMING. Ashton Birdie is fuming, enough to watch every single stream with minute detail and knows timestamps. even mersh is fuming. Baked Alaska is making 100x, 100x their combined income. and 3x their combined audience. Ralph made maybe 80$ last night after dlives cut, with a child on the way. Baked Alaska, the fucking clown, is making like at a minimum 8,000$ to 15,000$ per stream. And already made like a college tuition a week now. He's easily made 40,000$-60,000$ this past week, and the RV trip? If he gets sammy on the RV, id expect like 20,000$ per day.
Baked streaming himself driving even gets 2x ralph's viewship.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's easily made 40,000$-60,000$ this past week

thats ethans entire life savings, maybe more!

 

[JAKL]

Gold Star Caller Southern Dingo has a type, and it's apparently "in active withdrawal from Xanax."

Careful, Ethan!

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Doesn't surprise me, Dingo has talked about his prior addiction issues and how he used to travel from Louisana to Houston to get pills, plus I bet this one would actually let him do his shows in the house and not have to go out to the cuck truck in the garage as to not disturb her Dr. Phil.

 

[Sam Losco]

I must’ve missed this. Is there a clip of this? I can’t imagine Dlive being very enthusiastic about it

Dlive doesn't care about drug use apparently. You can watch slampig Pey smoke joints in front of the camera in just about every stream she does.

 

[Sriracha]

No no no, your mistaken, WE are not jealous. We are talking about Ethan Ralph and Andy Warski.

Andy and Ralph are FUMING. Ashton Birdie is fuming, enough to watch every single stream with minute detail and knows timestamps. even mersh is fuming.

I was using 'you' in a generalities kind of way, as in I don't think anyone should be jealous of IRL streamers yet Andy and Ralph are seething.

Baked streaming himself driving even gets 2x ralph's viewship.

Both Andy and Ralph dabbled in IRL streaming and I don't think they came close to the amount Baked makes. Ralph went dumpster diving for food and even that didn't net him the amount Baked makes for hanging out with a mentally ill whore, which is funny because Ralph's defective whore costs him money and viewership whilst Baked's makes him thousands in a night.

Not to mention the exceptional people around Baked like gay optics Fuentes and meth chaggot, Baked has more sustainability than Ralph or Andy ever did. With Ashton on the panel and the group of them making jealous and bitchy takes on what happens on Baked's streams, I feel they will lose more viewership because it's basically an advertisement to watch Baked anyway, so it's still a loss if they bide their time waiting for Baked to fuck up.