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Santiagothrumachifacku said:
Do you guy's remember when Chris said he lost his virginity to that hooker or whatever? Do you guys think he was trolling or was he being genuine?
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Oh Jesus Christ people.

Yes, Chris had a (rare) win and is not a virgin anymore.

GET OVER IT!
(And if it bothers you because he managed to get the virginbreaker and you didn’t, then go out and get a whore too!)


1. Chris is not capable of trolling. The one time he managed to try and troll us (BADLY!) he had to get help from others because he’s such a sped and poor troll.


2. The Virgin-breaker wasn’t announced publicly originally, but to Chris’s private little circle of Facebook friends. And he insisted they’d keep it a secret, which is hardly a signature troll move.


3. After his romantic rendezvous, Chris more or less completely lost interest in sex.


4. Even if it HAD been a lie, Chris is too dumb to keep the lie going for a long time. He would have given it away eventually, and would most likely be back trying to find someone to take his virginity a few weeks later.


5. The whole scenario and story sounds 100% believable and accurate. Chris is virtually incapable of abstract thinking, and utterly incapable of coming up with a believable story if he HAD been lying.

Notice all the little details in the story that make it credible. Such as the hooker using a motel for her business. Chris is too dumb to come up with those kinds of details on his own. (Had he made up a story, it probably would involve some fancy scenario straight out of a shitty movie. Like Chris banging her at a fancy hotel with rose petals on the floor or something.)
 
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
I personally think it's fake. The story he told read more like shity erotica than an account account of events. That being said the fact that he is no longer obsessed with losing his virginity adds some creditability to his story.
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I feel like most erotica doesn't include being turned down by another prostitute first and bringing a wash cloth from home lol
 
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Chan Fan said:
Oh wait, he did make up that super elaborate camp/sex story as JenkinsJinkies so maybe you were right about him making this up, too!
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Like Fapcop noted, Chris's story about the prostitute was more grounded than stuff he makes up, like the absurd Jenkins story. Also, with the Jenkins story, his motive was to infiltrate the trolls. He didn't have a similar motive for the prostitute story - but he was especially desperate to lose his virginity before the Snyder trial ended because he anticipated going to jail and hunger striking himself to death and didn't want to die a virgin.

Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
So when did Chris start with this "dimension" shit and why?
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Around the time of the Idea Guys saga. They pretended to be his imaginary friends from another dimension and accelerated his habit of retreating into escapism to cope with his shitty life.
 
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Fapcop said:
Oh Jesus Christ people.

Yes, Chris had a (rare) win and is not a virgin anymore.

GET OVER IT!
(And if it bothers you because he managed to get the virginbreaker and you didn’t, then go out and get a whore too!)


1. Chris is not capable of trolling. The one time he managed to try and troll us (BADLY!) he had to get help from others because he’s such a sped and poor troll.


2. The Virgin-breaker wasn’t announced publicly originally, but to Chris’s private little circle of Facebook friends. And he insisted they’d keep it a secret, which is hardly a signature troll move.


3. After his romantic rendezvous, Chris more or less completely lost interest in sex.


4. Even if it HAD been a lie, Chris is too dumb to keep the lie going for a long time. He would have given it away eventually, and would most likely be back trying to find someone to take his virginity a few weeks later.


5. The whole scenario and story sounds 100% believable and accurate. Chris is virtually incapable of abstract thinking, and utterly incapable of coming up with a believable story if he HAD been lying.

Notice all the little details in the story that make it credible. Such as the hooker using a motel for her business. Chris is too dumb to come up with those kinds of details on his own. (Had he made up a story, it probably would involve some fancy scenario straight out of a shitty movie. Like Chris banging her at a fancy hotel with rose petals on the floor or something.)
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The thing is. I don't understand why people act like banging an ugly hooker in exchange for money is some sort of life-altering experience. No one cares, it's stupid, and pathetic. I mean, seriously, a man who shits himself and eats his own semen had to hire a hooker because of how utterly ugly and disgusting he is.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
The thing is. I don't understand why people act like banging an ugly hooker in exchange for money is some sort of life-altering experience. No one cares, it's stupid, and pathetic. I mean, seriously, a man who shits himself and eats his own semen had to hire a hooker because of how utterly ugly and disgusting he is.
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Even if she was young and cute it changes nothing about the dynamic. Sex for hire is just that. You can be the ugliest, most retarded fuckup as a john. The only object is the money.
 
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Santiagothrumachifacku said:
Super Colon Blow said:
Even if she was young and cute it changes nothing about the dynamic. Sex for hire is just that. You can be the ugliest, most retarded fuckup as a john. The only object is the money.
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What’s important to Chris, is that he’s no longer a virgin.

No you could say that he paid for sex, but that doesn’t matter.

It wouldn’t matter if it was some drunk and horny slut that he met in the LGBT bar, a sleepwalker who came into his bedroom at night and start riding his dick, or an aspiring model and actress who married and fucked Chris because he had won the lottery.

What matters to Chris is that he had his penis inside a vagina and successfully copulated, and therefore can die a non-virgin.

(Which I suspect is more than you can say about some of his a-logs and orbiters.)
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
The thing is. I don't understand why people act like banging an ugly hooker in exchange for money is some sort of life-altering experience. No one cares, it's stupid, and pathetic. I mean, seriously, a man who shits himself and eats his own semen had to hire a hooker because of how utterly ugly and disgusting he is.
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Chris post hooker definitely had a lot less sweethearts to creep over after he said he lost it, so I'm betting that he did lose it in the long run since he doesn't fall in love with every catfish thrown at him after that. There's less of an urgency
 
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
I personally think it's fake. The story he told read more like shity erotica than an account account of events. That being said the fact that he is no longer obsessed with losing his virginity adds some creditability to his story.
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The only parts of it that sounded fake were the things like her telling him he had a huge pickle, which sounds in line with the sort of reassuring BS a hooker would say to a client. Fake, but Chris didn’t make it up.
 
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Yellow Flash said:
Chris post hooker definitely had a lot less sweethearts to creep over after he said he lost it, so I'm betting that he did lose it in the long run since he doesn't fall in love with every catfish thrown at him after that. There's less of an urgency
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Exactly.

The love quest was for a large part driven by Chris’s desire to get the VirginBreaker, and fear of dying a virgin.

Chris, like many autists, has a video game-like achievement/trophy system view on life. And the “Lose your virginity” trophy was one that meant a great deal to him.

Once he unlocked that achievement, his interest in sex and finding a mate quickly faded.
 
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Fapcop said:
Exactly.

The love quest was for a large part driven by Chris’s desire to get the VirginBreaker, and fear of dying a virgin.

Chris, like many autists, has a video game-like achievement/trophy system view on life. And the “Lose your virginity” trophy was one that meant a great deal to him.

Once he unlocked that achievement, his interest in sex and finding a mate quickly faded.
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Wasn't he creeping towards lesbians when he went from "tomgirl" to "female soul in a male body" to get them pregnant with Crystal? I believe this was after Mia Hamm.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Yes, but I'm talking about after Mia. He was soliciting for sex by advertising lesbian sleepovers in order to have Crystal, so Chris' sex drive was still active.
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ah my bad. Yea I found it surprising that none of the lesbians didn't start mass blocking chris once he put out that sleepover ad.
 
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