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Khet seemed a lot more sexually open before the soul destroying disappointment of meeting DSP. Could have been an act to get subscribers, seemed natural though. Maybe she thought all guys handled like a Subaru until she drove DSP's Toyota? Now Khet seems rather frigid and closeted, with DSP babying her as though she has the mind of a child.

If DSP can't have a girl with the body of a child he may as well have the next best thing.
 
just received some insider information on discord

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I have just gotten more totally true information. It's not fake because it has a source, and it's not me saying so because the guy has a sombrero and a stache.

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I have just gotten more totally true information. It's not fake because it has a source, and it's not me saying so because the guy has a sombrero and a stache.

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We'll need five teams over at the Fat Beggars of Investigation to get to the bottom of this.
We'll spend all night if we have to!
 
I have just gotten more totally true information. It's not fake because it has a source, and it's not me saying so because the guy has a sombrero and a stache.

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Is that source really reliable? I mean Taco Bell is authentic Mexican as Phil's Polish gravy but we all know he gets his tacos from the most authentic Mexican joint in Washington; Taco Tow.....wait I mean Jack in the Box.
 
He's really desperate with the begging today. The convenient "nocouture" again coming in with a 25 dollar tips after Phil used his phone...

Think he's begged openly and asked the audience to PLEASE help and PLEASE tip 6-7 times today.

Absolute train wreck play through to boot.
 
This is actually significant. Even with the tweets begging for pity he still didn't get the 100. I'm very glad to see that his paypigs have apparently been milked dry.
They'll be back, but he needs to at least invest some effort into a narrative. Needing $100/stream to make it to his massive payday when he only leaves the house once a week for groceries is just nonsense, and his new verification requirement means that there are no immediate chargebacks to worry about. The whales need to feel like heroes.

His current narrative is also that cumbersome 'I need money for groceries' kind of begging that gets really awkward when he doesn't hit the goal and isn't crying or dead come the end of the week. He just tries to pretend he never said anything about it the following week, so why would the paypigs care either way.

He still hasn't been able to transition out of the streak-speak though. "I have 7 minutes left, guys, just a heads up." For what? There's no point in hitting the goal for him to wear the vest for 5 minutes, and he apparently still hasn't processed that nobody tipped at the last minute just to see the goal hit - they tipped to keep the streak going. He needs to find a new begging pattern to get the money earlier, or figure out an incentive that doesn't lose all appeal with only a few minutes left on the stream if he wants to bait some last minute pushes.

Thank you for keeping track. No doubt it makes the pig's skin crawl.
I'm leery about keeping track, just because some whales might start throwing him $100 just so we can't get a count going...
 
I just did it once cause there was a delay so your messages popped up on screen before they showed up on DSP's log
You know how when you were a wee boy, your dad pulled you aside for a talk and said 'son, I'm only going to tell you this once: Do not sacrifice children on a blood alter to an unknowable God that will never notice you."
Same idea.
 
They'll be back, but he needs to at least invest some effort into a narrative. Needing $100/stream to make it to his massive payday when he only leaves the house once a week for groceries is just nonsense, and his new verification requirement means that there are no immediate chargebacks to worry about. The whales need to feel like heroes.

His current narrative is also that cumbersome 'I need money for groceries' kind of begging that gets really awkward when he doesn't hit the goal and isn't crying or dead come the end of the week. He just tries to pretend he never said anything about it the following week, so why would the paypigs care either way.

He still hasn't been able to transition out of the streak-speak though. "I have 7 minutes left, guys, just a heads up." For what? There's no point in hitting the goal for him to wear the vest for 5 minutes, and he apparently still hasn't processed that nobody tipped at the last minute just to see the goal hit - they tipped to keep the streak going. He needs to find a new begging pattern to get the money earlier, or figure out an incentive that doesn't lose all appeal with only a few minutes left on the stream if he wants to bait some last minute pushes.


I'm leery about keeping track, just because some whales might start throwing him $100 just so we can't get a count going...
It's kinda funny. He begs like he's asking to borrow money to get him through the week living off Ramen and will pay you back.
 
Why doesn't Phil just...start another Vest Streak? (I mean, we know why, but for the sake of arguing it.)
He just had to completely bury it like all things he's "moved on from", calling it intrusive and all that rather than just leaving it on an indefinite hiatus. It was lightning in a bottle, and we all know that there's nothing Phil and his viewers hate more than change. He very clearly hasn't even broken free from his habit of his Vest Streak begging methods (which was the primary reason the streak was so intrusive in the first place), give yourself at least the option of resorting to it again later.
But no, we're expected to just forget about it as quickly as possible.
 
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