🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Kenobi]

Gold Star Caller Southern Dingo has a type, and it's apparently "in active withdrawal from Xanax."

Careful, Ethan!

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Here are some pictures of dingos prefered type.
Holy fuck i tought my standards were low. But i prefer my women to have a bit of you know... femeninty?
This woman dosen´t know how to dress, is more white trash then honeybobo and apperntly has a drug problem?
Aswell as not being attractive and having a horrible attitude, shes kind of lumpy.
Is this like a mommy issues thing? Does she have the same drawl and attitude of Dingos mom?
Also this just might be my experince with women but for the most part don´t give a shit about poltics, sure they will virtue signal a bit but they will accept your extremist views if you can compensate for it in other areas and if your not a complete sped about the way you go about it. I rather have a liberal cutie then a redneck chick thats gonna embrass me every single day.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Here are some pictures of dingos prefered type.
Holy fuck i tought my standards were low. But i prefer my women to have a bit of you know... femeninty?
This woman dosen´t know how to dress, is more white trash then honeybobo and apperntly has a drug problem?
Aswell as not being attractive and having a horrible attitude, shes kind of lumpy.
Is this like a mommy issues thing? Does she have the same drawl and attitude of Dingos mom?
Also this just might be my experince with women but for the most part don´t give a shit about poltics, sure they will virtue signal a bit but they will accept your extremist views if you can compensate for it in other areas and if your not a complete sped about the way you go about it. I rather have a liberal cutie then a redneck chick thats gonna embrass me every single day.
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I am not surprised he would go for her, SHE HAS A GUNT
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Dingo there buddy listen here, life isnt a mindbreak hentai. You cant just fuck the stupid and the ugly out of these thots by filling em with sperm. Mainly because your sperm isnt white. Everyone knows that only true aryan seed can do that and its why liberal chicks first have to go through conversion therapy chained up in our basement.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Here are some pictures of dingos prefered type.
Holy fuck i tought my standards were low. But i prefer my women to have a bit of you know... femeninty?
This woman dosen´t know how to dress, is more white trash then honeybobo and apperntly has a drug problem?
Aswell as not being attractive and having a horrible attitude, shes kind of lumpy.
Is this like a mommy issues thing? Does she have the same drawl and attitude of Dingos mom?
Also this just might be my experince with women but for the most part don´t give a shit about poltics, sure they will virtue signal a bit but they will accept your extremist views if you can compensate for it in other areas and if your not a complete sped about the way you go about it. I rather have a liberal cutie then a redneck chick thats gonna embrass me every single day.
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Don't worry! All she needs is a strong, """White"""" Christian man like Dingo to beat her take her to church and in no time at all she will be a submissive maidwife

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

All Dingo wants is a detoxing loud-mouth nazi gf lol
Shoot for the stars, Ding Ding

 

[CohenManischewitz]

All Dingo wants is a detoxing loud-mouth nazi gf lol
Shoot for the stars, Ding Ding

Isn't he married? He has a baby mama. He recently said his son is 9 months old.

 

[MeltyTW]

All Dingo wants is a detoxing loud-mouth nazi gf lol
Shoot for the stars, Ding Ding

its funny, before i had any experience viewing right wing movements id always thought neo nazi women would be demure trad housewives looking like they were from little house on the prairie but even now it seems neo nazi-ism is just for women who wanted to be edgier than a punk rock girl. being a butch dyke in denial fucking multiple men with body piercings and tattoos in slutty outfits is how we save the white race i guess.

 

[All becomes gunt]

its funny, before i had any experience viewing right wing movements id always thought neo nazi women would be demure trad housewives looking like they were from little house on the prairie but even now it seems neo nazi-ism is just for women who wanted to be edgier than a punk rock girl. being a butch dyke in denial fucking multiple men with body piercings and tattoos in slutty outfits is how we save the white race i guess.

Hello this is Coach Gunt Pill:
Some of these chicks are legit fucking crazy. Its their way of craving attention because literally daddy didnt love em enough. Its like those Fat slob Goth chicks that listen to rock because they want to swim into a sea of cocks. Quite literally the best way out is getting some apolitical chick and make a family with her. If she wants to debate politics there is no need to go 1488 gas the kikes but rather help her love her family and her nation and her surroundings.
Its not even about optics, speds like Dingo are the types that act like Fuentes on the mall. Instead of going with questions they answer yes to and trying to find a common ground they go with questions they only answer no to cause they want to seem "oh look how big of a rebel i am and savior of the white race, i am so edgy". They have a confrontational attitude, they yell, they interrupt, and all because they are insecure about how they look so they always strive to be "cooler". Women become trad when they become mothers. No caring mother would want her kid to be a homo, no caring mother would want her neighborhood or the family business to be looted by niggers, no caring mother would want the future of her children fucked by illegal immigrants/invaders that serve it up with drugs and kidnap it and rape. Even when you have valid points, when you actively try to enforce them and give out a royal decree then people will be contrarians just to piss you off, just because fuck you, and that is especially true with women. That doesnt mean of course you should bow down to what she says, but dont be a fucking autist.
In conclusion, Spicolas and Dingo and co do a disservice to the white race because they actively push away people that could be open to those beliefs by how they act, but i am not surprised because none of em are white, to the chambers.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Here are some pictures of dingos prefered type.
Holy fuck i tought my standards were low. But i prefer my women to have a bit of you know... femeninty?
This woman dosen´t know how to dress, is more white trash then honeybobo and apperntly has a drug problem?
Aswell as not being attractive and having a horrible attitude, shes kind of lumpy.
Is this like a mommy issues thing? Does she have the same drawl and attitude of Dingos mom?
Also this just might be my experince with women but for the most part don´t give a shit about poltics, sure they will virtue signal a bit but they will accept your extremist views if you can compensate for it in other areas and if your not a complete sped about the way you go about it. I rather have a liberal cutie then a redneck chick thats gonna embrass me every single day.
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Over/under on how many dusky dealers she's blown instead of going into withdrawals? I'm sure she'd have Dingo correctly categorized as a simp and trick to use for personal gain and canteen $, when not chasing ex-con Aryan Nation dick

Screw McDonalds, he could make more than that on welfare. He could probably make that much panhandling, which is basically what he does anyway

He'd be better off panhandling on public streets than what he's doing now, at least that allows a return to anonymity/privacy, and he wouldn't be constantly turning perfect strangers into devoted enemies

 

[Mr. Manchester]

All Dingo wants is a detoxing loud-mouth nazi gf lol
Shoot for the stars, Ding Ding

Makes me want to design a dating simulator just for him. You gotta go impress the ugly white trash ladies and find your true love. You have to maintain happiness in the meantime by calling into the Killstream.

Faith is an option to date. So is Ralph, but it's a secret option that only opens up if you can earn enough #Killstreamcred to speak with Dax, who will gift you Ralph.

 

[Sriracha]

Hello this is Coach Gunt Pill:
Some of these chicks are legit fucking crazy. Its their way of craving attention because literally daddy didnt love em enough. Its like those Fat slob Goth chicks that listen to rock because they want to swim into a sea of cocks. Quite literally the best way out is getting some apolitical chick and make a family with her. If she wants to debate politics there is no need to go 1488 gas the kikes but rather help her love her family and her nation and her surroundings.
Its not even about optics, speds like Dingo are the types that act like Fuentes on the mall. Instead of going with questions they answer yes to and trying to find a common ground they go with questions they only answer no to cause they want to seem "oh look how big of a rebel i am and savior of the white race, i am so edgy". They have a confrontational attitude, they yell, they interrupt, and all because they are insecure about how they look so they always strive to be "cooler". Women become trad when they become mothers. No caring mother would want her kid to be a homo, no caring mother would want her neighborhood or the family business to be looted by niggers, no caring mother would want the future of her children fucked by illegal immigrants/invaders that serve it up with drugs and kidnap it and rape. Even when you have valid points, when you actively try to enforce them and give out a royal decree then people will be contrarians just to piss you off, just because fuck you, and that is especially true with women. That doesnt mean of course you should bow down to what she says, but dont be a fucking autist.
In conclusion, Spicolas and Dingo and co do a disservice to the white race because they actively push away people that could be open to those beliefs by how they act, but i am not surprised because none of em are white, to the chambers.

God everything you just said reminded me of Emily Youcis.

If people don't remember who she was, she did the 'My Name is' Moonman rap, which was fucking excellent and unironically enjoyable. She was a 1488 edgelord that has done a bunch of weird, really fucked up shit and then proclaimed that her end game is that she wants to be loved and wants to be a tradwife, despite being utterly degenerate. JF kicked her off his autistic show because although she exhibited potato-like qualities, she couldn't tone it down with the anti-semetic remarks.

Where these nazi-esque people go wrong is most liberal feminist women (aside from the academics/teachers) go on to be mothers and wives. You have to be pants on head retarded to believe that having a family and wanting to protect and raise your children to be functional people of society is somehow a political movement. It's like this Lauren Southern thing how she says that people should get married young and have babies, despite being unmarried with no babies. If I had to sit down and have a date with a guy and he lectured me about my social responsibilities I wouldn't say oh wow, what an exemplary person. I'd tell him to die alone for the sake of the white race please.

 

[Buel19]

God everything you just said reminded me of Emily Youcis.

If people don't remember who she was, she did the 'My Name is' Moonman rap, which was fucking excellent and unironically enjoyable. She was a 1488 edgelord that has done a bunch of weird, really fucked up shit and then proclaimed that her end game is that she wants to be loved and wants to be a tradwife, despite being utterly degenerate. JF kicked her off his autistic show because although she exhibited potato-like qualities, she couldn't tone it down with the anti-semetic remarks.

Where these nazi-esque people go wrong is most liberal feminist women (aside from the academics/teachers) go on to be mothers and wives. You have to be pants on head retarded to believe that having a family and wanting to protect and raise your children to be functional people of society is somehow a political movement. It's like this Lauren Southern thing how she says that people should get married young and have babies, despite being unmarried with no babies. If I had to sit down and have a date with a guy and he lectured me about my social responsibilities I wouldn't say oh wow, what an exemplary person. I'd tell him to die alone for the sake of the white race please.

Youcis ended up getting married, that's probably why we never hear from her anymore.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Finally the end of the week, intro is gonna be mostly music until the start. Im late getting started but still early. More PS1 tonight.

 

[Kenobi]

Hello this is Coach Gunt Pill:
Some of these chicks are legit fucking crazy. Its their way of craving attention because literally daddy didnt love em enough. Its like those Fat slob Goth chicks that listen to rock because they want to swim into a sea of cocks. Quite literally the best way out is getting some apolitical chick and make a family with her. If she wants to debate politics there is no need to go 1488 gas the kikes but rather help her love her family and her nation and her surroundings.
Its not even about optics, speds like Dingo are the types that act like Fuentes on the mall. Instead of going with questions they answer yes to and trying to find a common ground they go with questions they only answer no to cause they want to seem "oh look how big of a rebel i am and savior of the white race, i am so edgy". They have a confrontational attitude, they yell, they interrupt, and all because they are insecure about how they look so they always strive to be "cooler". Women become trad when they become mothers. No caring mother would want their kid to be a homo, no caring mother would want their neighborhood or their business to be looted by niggers, no caring mother would want the future of her children fucked by illegal immigrants/invaders that serve it up with drugs and kidnap it and rape. Even when you have valid points, when you actively try to enforce them and give out a royal decree then people will be contrarians just to piss you off, just because fuck you, and that is especially true with women. That doesnt mean of course you should bow down to what she says, but dont be a fucking autist.
In conclusion, Spicolas and Dingo and co do a disservice to the white race because they actively push away people that could be open to those beliefs by how they act, but i am not surprised because none of em are white, to the chambers.

Hang on this has got to be a Fake coach.
This advice almost sounds helpfull and its all against coaches teachings!

Makes me want to design a dating simulator just for him. You gotta go impress the ugly white trash ladies and find your true love. You have to maintain happiness in the meantime by calling into the Killstream.

Faith is an option to date. So is Ralph, but it's a secret option that only opens up if you can earn enough #Killstreamcred to speak with Dax, who will gift you Ralph.

In order to earn neetbux you have to watch the neighbours ex-wife to make sure shes not dating a black guy.
But be carful! If she gets blacked more then once then you get a gameover.

Beacuse this is gonna be a mobile game there is a special currency you can earn slowly by fedposting but if you fedpost to hard then Ralph disavows you and you get a gameover or you can just do it risk free and fast by superchatting the killstream for IRL money.

You also have to keep up your rep meter by defending Ralph on other shows.
If you date Ralph at the end you get a bad ending with Gator comiting a double-murder-sucicide

 

[Sam Losco]

I got nothing witty to say.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@BOLDYSPICY! has been on the Farms since 2014 and has been sitting through and recapping Ralph's streams for a long time. That's bound to take some kind of toll on his mental health.

Not to beat a dead horse, but why does everyone think I'm a dude?
I'm going to pretend it's because I'm funny & everyone knows women can't be funny, the Killstream told me so.

Didn't Dlive explicitly tell him to tone down the weird, racial circlejerking? This sounds like they're listening and performing to Dlive's high standards.

Yes, they absolutely did, which is why I'm so goddamn confused that he keeps bringing on people who harp about juice more than Patrick Little does. One thing I forgot to add was while Ashton & Andy were going back & forth about the latter's dumb manbun, Ashton said "yeah, but you're Portuguese, you don't matter." Ralph was quick to jump in with "we disavow racism, she's not being racist, this is just friendly banter" or something to that effect.

I would like to nominate @BOLDYSPICY! for mayor of the Ralph thread.

My first act as Mayor of CWCville Guntsville is to have all the cute girlfriend-free girls form an orderly queue outside my house, thank you.

Gold Star Caller Southern Dingo has a type, and it's apparently "in active withdrawal from Xanax."

Careful, Ethan!

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God, Dingo is so gross.

Well, it seems from having to watch the stream at 144p with shit eyesight what actually was ralph drinking and i guess pixels from his hand or something looked to me like him taking pills and his sloshy fatty pig mouth movements combined with him twisting the cap back on sounded sort of like heavy chewing to someone like me already hyped from this deceiving visual. i have failed and slandered the gunt with UNTROOOOO accusations of doing drugs openly twice instead of once and the alawgs have been btfo unequivocally.

I’m well aware of the existence of the pillstream and the ballad of ethan ralph.
@BOLDYSPICY! said that the pill popping happened ON CAMERA.
Thanks anyway

I think that was also my eyesight failing, but I could have sworn I saw him take something at some point, too. I couldn't tell you when because shit all blurs together at this point. He absolutely still does the drink-mixing-in-his-mouth thing, which is so fucking gross to me.

No no no, your mistaken, WE are not jealous. We are talking about Ethan Ralph and Andy Warski. Warski literally livestreams himself lighting his nipple/ball hair on fire for "ninja-ginis", and "nin-jets" and Ralph posting, to the public, his sex tape with a walrus as an own. IRL streamers should be gassed though.

Andy and Ralph are FUMING. Ashton Birdie is fuming, enough to watch every single stream with minute detail and knows timestamps. even mersh is fuming. Baked Alaska is making 100x, 100x their combined income. and 3x their combined audience. Ralph made maybe 80$ last night after dlives cut, with a child on the way. Baked Alaska, the fucking clown, is making like at a minimum 8,000$ to 15,000$ per stream. And already made like a college tuition a week now. He's easily made 40,000$-60,000$ this past week, and the RV trip? If he gets sammy on the RV, id expect like 20,000$ per day.
Baked streaming himself driving even gets 2x ralph's viewship.

Warski seems genuinely amused by this, but Ralph & Ashton are def salty.

God everything you just said reminded me of Emily Youcis.

If people don't remember who she was, she did the 'My Name is' Moonman rap, which was fucking excellent and unironically enjoyable. She was a 1488 edgelord that has done a bunch of weird, really fucked up shit and then proclaimed that her end game is that she wants to be loved and wants to be a tradwife, despite being utterly degenerate. JF kicked her off his autistic show because although she exhibited potato-like qualities, she couldn't tone it down with the anti-semetic remarks.

Youcis ended up getting married, that's probably why we never hear from her anymore.

Emily also did the Alfred animations, which Null loves because he has a soft spot for talented artists & schizophrenics. Mental illness does give art a certain. . .spice, that's for sure.
If she really did get married, mazel tov to her, though I'm sad Nool can never be with his dream girl now.

Ive thrown this out as a joke before but what are the actual odds ralph is actually a born female turned ftm tranny masquerading as a man? he looks more and more feminine in older pictures and his voice going more and more high pitched pre and post ibs golden age could point to losing t- injections, weve also never seen his testes despite seeing his penis twice, this could point to the infamous west memphis ten mm actually being the result of bottom surgery. i am being dead serious ralph is so estrogen filled and has the height, attitude, and structure of a girl to the point i actually have to question this.

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This is a schizo theory that is so crazy even schizos would say it's unreasonable.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Not to beat a dead horse, but why does everyone think I'm a dude?
I'm going to pretend it's because I'm funny & everyone knows women can't be funny, the Killstream told me so.

Everyone on the internet is a dude. Even the females, they are a dude.

 

[Vetti]

You think Ralph likes the new Kiwi Farms "app" since we can't see it in his list of chrome tags if he leaks his screen again?

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

Just want to say, kudos to @Sam Losco, @Burger Fox, and @BOLDYSPICY!. I can't watch Ralph without some form of commentary or background noise. I am trying to get through the show right now and it is fucking terrible. Ralph sounds high on something (slurring his words already) and he could not give a fuck about what his guest is saying. I know people have commented on that but FUCK its obvious today.

 

[MeltyTW]

I think that was also my eyesight failing, but I could have sworn I saw him take something at some point, too. I couldn't tell you when because shit all blurs together at this point. He absolutely still does the drink-mixing-in-his-mouth thing, which is so fucking gross to me.

oh yeah thats why he sloshes his mouth, yeah i could have sworn i saw him take a pill he i either cant concentrate hard enough to spot him because i remember it being subtle or something happened to sam's replay i see it skips at a point or two. its around 41-43 minutes if anyone wants to try and spot it you can see my somewhat delayed reaction to the event around there

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Andy and Ralph are FUMING. Ashton Birdie is fuming, enough to watch every single stream with minute detail and knows timestamps. even mersh is fuming. Baked Alaska is making 100x, 100x their combined income. and 3x their combined audience. Ralph made maybe 80$ last night after dlives cut, with a child on the way. Baked Alaska, the fucking clown, is making like at a minimum 8,000$ to 15,000$ per stream. And already made like a college tuition a week now. He's easily made 40,000$-60,000$ this past week, and the RV trip? If he gets sammy on the RV, id expect like 20,000$ per day.
Baked streaming himself driving even gets 2x ralph's viewship.

He gets that much? Baked is now the official champion of IBS.