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New wwe champions discord?
Isn't that down from his every 2 minute beg?
I think it's even funnier his feeble attempt at a jersey streak bombed hard.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Where are you guys?
I've been hiding in here ever since we broke in the first time back in April 2019.
I've been hiding in here ever since we broke in the first time back in April 2019.
grump
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I don't care how hectic your schedule is. Short of defusing a bomb you have a few minutes every now and then to grab some items off a list from the store. Especially if you work there. If ceos and single mothers with multiple children can do it. A part time shelf stocker can.
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Kat has been gone for months.
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Man the new mobile ops command center is amazing.
marlintan
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I wanted to say that she would have to have supremely low standards to give up a cozy life in the snort fort... but then I realized she married Paul, and a van by the river would almost seem like an improvement in many ways.
SojiroSakura
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Only 2$ in tips so far after an hour.
grump
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See paypigs? Phil is at his best in terms of entertainment value when you without the cash. All you have to do is not give it to him and spend it on yourself. Do you think you can do this without screwing it up?
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tzgnilki
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1 hour and a half now and still 2 dollars, I guess that shows how much Phil's tardbase enjoys him and his content, when someone is not on the mood to piss off detractors.
SojiroSakura
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There it is. 20$ tip: "tonight's been so god damn slow"
the "slow day" arc has returned everyone.
the "slow day" arc has returned everyone.
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DSP keeps saying that the troll in the super legit Discord screencap is stupid for "thinking the bankruptcy and divorce court are the same." But the screencap only mentions using the bankruptcy filing to lift his signature. What goes through that gout brain of his?
Also $95 in tips is supposedly the most he's gotten in a "LONG time." Didn't this dude get $400 earlier this week?
EDIT: *big sigh* well guys it looks like the no-vest streak is over, we're going to have to have a discussion during tomorrow's pre-stream about where we want to go from here. Should we restart the streak or should we do a no-glasses streak? You guys are gonna have to come up with something.
Also $95 in tips is supposedly the most he's gotten in a "LONG time." Didn't this dude get $400 earlier this week?
EDIT: *big sigh* well guys it looks like the no-vest streak is over, we're going to have to have a discussion during tomorrow's pre-stream about where we want to go from here. Should we restart the streak or should we do a no-glasses streak? You guys are gonna have to come up with something.
TheTractor
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Kat can't financially support anything and would probably leave Jasper to starve if it wasn't for phil working his ass off d00d.
No-vest streak: 0.
Well, I guess this is it, boys. We had a good run, but it seems like this is how it ends. Maybe some chargeback can still happen and save the streak, but it's not looking good, doods. But let me just say that I am thankful for the 2 days of streak that we had.
Well, I guess this is it, boys. We had a good run, but it seems like this is how it ends. Maybe some chargeback can still happen and save the streak, but it's not looking good, doods. But let me just say that I am thankful for the 2 days of streak that we had.
Totally Awesome
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I can't believe he is still forcing people to dox themselves. You think he would have stopped doing this when people stopped donating. Phil is a dumbass.
Surly Muppet
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2 days of not hitting the tip goal is now a 'long time' for Phil, because no matter how much he said that the vest streak was unprecedented positive support that he may never see again, he absolutely expects $200 daily now. Not unlike when he made that fortune in the early days of YT, Phil immediately just assumed the gravy train has pulled into the station permanently, and has clearly adapted his personal spending to match this new 'permanent' income.
Rochelle better get ready, because she'll soon witness the patented Phil Burnell Redemption Run... Bankruptcy Edition.
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Watching back old stuff makes you realize how far all this shit goes back, it's astounding how Phil content has managed to feel exactly the same throughout all these years.
Yesterday I came across a clip that really highlights how much he is talking his future prospects up regarding the whole youtube career.
Back in 2011 when the gravy train was still in full force, nothing but optimism.
(5:37 - 6:24)
Surly Muppet
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https://tw.tinf.io/PoemJosh/status/1314752323558744064
Oh man, I didn't hear this earlier. I can't post the DarkDave restream because there is a lawnmower over this part, but PoemJosh has a clean clip.
Phil actually said that he is in a 'terrible financial situation', that his Paypal was empty, and that the only thing in it is the money he has been tipped so far this week, "which is basically... a couple hundred bucks, you know... which is... okay... but I need to have some funds for when I go shopping on Tuesday."
He actually just admitted that he needs several hundred dollars for his day off. He's fucking insane for saying this with a straight face.
Groceries? It's a two person household and one cat that shops for one week worth of groceries. What are they buying? And why can't Kat cover it? And if that isn't their arrangement, why can't she spot him and he can pay her back after he gets paid, a day or two after? What else are they doing that is costing hundreds? Is the mobile spending really this out of control?
This is the bankruptcy business expenses over again. He's giving a stupid number and acting like it's perfectly normal, but it's an open admission that he is burning money and lying about where it's going.
I think I might have a break coming up as well. This is a level of vile entitlement I almost can't deal with.
Oh man, I didn't hear this earlier. I can't post the DarkDave restream because there is a lawnmower over this part, but PoemJosh has a clean clip.
Phil actually said that he is in a 'terrible financial situation', that his Paypal was empty, and that the only thing in it is the money he has been tipped so far this week, "which is basically... a couple hundred bucks, you know... which is... okay... but I need to have some funds for when I go shopping on Tuesday."
He actually just admitted that he needs several hundred dollars for his day off. He's fucking insane for saying this with a straight face.
Groceries? It's a two person household and one cat that shops for one week worth of groceries. What are they buying? And why can't Kat cover it? And if that isn't their arrangement, why can't she spot him and he can pay her back after he gets paid, a day or two after? What else are they doing that is costing hundreds? Is the mobile spending really this out of control?
This is the bankruptcy business expenses over again. He's giving a stupid number and acting like it's perfectly normal, but it's an open admission that he is burning money and lying about where it's going.
I think I might have a break coming up as well. This is a level of vile entitlement I almost can't deal with.
David Davidson
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Someone tipped with my username (Phil even knows it, lmao Im famous mom get the camera) and he threatened that if it was a chargeback it was on the guys actual account.
Phil does know that people can chargeback on actual accounts right? Like did he think forcing people to sign in would change anything?
Phil does know that people can chargeback on actual accounts right? Like did he think forcing people to sign in would change anything?
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Part of the appeal is the fact that he never changes.
It's well documented that wheelchairs hate change. From Asperger's to Tourette's.
I'm of the mind that the divorce thing is just gay ops for Dave to be a victim. He went a few days with low contributions and needed something to energize his 'tards.
Dave has been so far detached from an average person that this is normal to him. You ask anyone else how much money they'd need to go shopping or spend a day at the mall, they'd proabably say 200$ maximum. And that's including shopping and going out to a decent restaurant for lunch and a few beers.
Being able to just put his hand out for more money has completely fucked his value of money. He's a thot with a sugar daddy. He doesn't put the value of an item into time he would have to spend working to afford it.
Dave really needs to get a part time job to get himself grounded back into reality. My sister was very much like that until she was forced to work and I started to explain to her that her makeup was gonna cost her 20 hours of her week to afford.
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