Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Sociopathic Smeghead said:
So Geno finally bit the bullet and updated the intro to "what made her this way".
Not surprised, but slightly disappointed that he's pretending to take the moral high ground in order to pacify the whiteknights.
Grow some balls, Geno. Chris really does seem high-functioning when you compare it to the fact that the whole purpose of this documentary series is for Geno to shill his music channel.
I don't think I'll ever understand what the appeal of Geno is and why he doesn't get as much shit as the other orbiters. All he does is read the cwcki articles in verbatim and paraphrase the farms, it's just 44 hours worth of a slightly more articulate GiBi.
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Honestly I do enjoy the documentaries with my one issue being that Geno sort of drags certain things out (like some of the phone calls), but one of the critiques of the documentary that is stupid is about Geno enabling Chris' delusions when it's clear he is just doing that so he doesn't have to worry about white knights flagging his stuff down. The documentary itself honestly shows how much of a scumbag Chris is through the truth that is read and I don't need Geno to point that out when I can clearly see Chris being an asshole shown in the documentary.

Though the only real concern of Geno enabling Chris' delusions is if Geno actually treats Chris' demonstration of his powers as though they were actual displays of power rather than Chris moving a rock slightly in his hand. Let's hope Geno doesn't pretend Chris actually has super powers.
 
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Truthboi said:
Honestly I do enjoy the documentaries with my one issue being that Geno sort of drags certain things out (like some of the phone calls), but one of the critiques of the documentary that is stupid is about Geno enabling Chris' delusions when it's clear he is just doing that so he doesn't have to worry about white knights flagging his stuff down. The documentary itself honestly shows how much of a scumbag Chris is through the truth that is read and I don't need Geno to point that out when I can clearly see Chris being an asshole shown in the documentary.

Though the only real concern of Geno enabling Chris' delusions is if Geno actually treats Chris' demonstration of his powers as though they were actual displays of power rather than Chris moving a rock slightly in his hand. Let's hope Geno doesn't pretend Chris actually has super powers.
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He really doesn't need to worry about the White Knight crowd, apparently it wasn't the reason why he stopped doing the documentary in the first place.

White Knights are a dime a dozen on the internet these past 5+ years, they come and go whenever they need to attention seek and make them feel special about themselves and defend people when they think they have the moral highgroud, the thing is time and time again we know that Chris is a huge fuck up and pretty much every time he gets in to some sort of trouble he has no one else to blame but himself. Geno doesn't need to appease the PC crowd for brownie points, there are plenty of people here and elsewhere on the web that don't like some aspects of how he's constructed his documentaries, but it doesn't matter anyway since he's easily able to get 300,000+ views easily on each episode now.

All I'm saying is that it doesn't really matter how he interprets his gender and the entire phenomenon surrounding his gender and body swapping phases, people will still swarm his channel and watch his content regardless of what side the spectrum they originate from.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
He really doesn't need to worry about the White Knight crowd, apparently it wasn't the reason why he stopped doing the documentary in the first place.

White Knights are a dime a dozen on the internet these past 5+ years, they come and go whenever they need to attention seek and make them feel special about themselves and defend people when they think they have the moral highgroud, the thing is time and time again we know that Chris is a huge fuck up and pretty much every time he gets in to some sort of trouble he has no one else to blame but himself. Geno doesn't need to appease the PC crowd for brownie points, there are plenty of people here and elsewhere on the web that don't like some aspects of how he's constructed his documentaries, but it doesn't matter anyway since he's easily able to get 300,000+ views easily on each episode now.

All I'm saying is that it doesn't really matter how he interprets his gender and the entire phenomenon surrounding his gender and body swapping phases, people will still swarm his channel and watch his content regardless of what side the spectrum they originate from.
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It's going to be hilarious when he runs out of content.
 
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Sociopathic Smeghead said:
I don't think I'll ever understand what the appeal of Geno is and why he doesn't get as much shit as the other orbiters. All he does is read the cwcki articles in verbatim and paraphrase the farms, it's just 44 hours worth of a slightly more articulate GiBi.
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because people are dumb as shit and don't know what actual content is
Blissed said:
Most people don't want to sift through a thread of forum users calling each other faggots and psychological rationalizations and just want to know what actually happened.
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most people are dumb as shit and ignore the fact that we have a whole wiki for them to browse through if the forum is too cluttered
Mariposa Electrique said:
It's going to be hilarious when he runs out of content.
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@SamuellyGenie your music is worse than chris's singing and you'll never amount to anything other than a discount audiobook narrator
 
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So I had a few big takes from this. The first one is indeed, once the trolls stop and the Blue Arms subsides, we enter a tedious lull that's piss poor in comparison. He's boring without the trolls to poke him, a bit like seeing an elephant at the zoo compared to one at the circus. You need lights and acrobats to stimulate the elephant into a frenzied killing spree to get your money's worth.

Here, at the gay bar, we see the elephant in the savannah instead. Chris is enchanted by this world where he's ALMOST normal. I mean for fuck's sake, he even wins a raffle, and Chris knows in the real world he wins all the prizes. Hes happy. Well, he thinks he is, but the truth is that drag show is just a few more elephants at the circus, and they're trying to pretend it's Kenya. Even then, surrounded by drag artists, trannies, and people with more psychological issues than Batman on father's day, he's still the odd ball. Nobody wants to fuck him. Nobody wants to associate. Does anybody know why Chris stops attending these things? Is it because the China isn't at hand?

Another thought: I've only ever approached the Idea Guys saga from after the fact, and though I loathed them conning chris out of money, I'm wondering if I'll be as judgemental seeing it play out in chronological order.

The pronouns thing didn't bother me after a minute or two. I don't see it as white knighting, but just a choice of what direction to take things. But if Geno's willing to pretend that he is a she, he'll have to start calling Christian as Sonichu in 2020 because he's as much a pokemon as he is a woman.
 
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I seem to recall back in the day, Geno mentioned he'd just use "she" leading up to, and from the time the legal name change takes place (2016). Seemed like a reasonable compromise to me, but I understand some people are more emotionally invested in the pronoun thing one way or another.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
because people are dumb as shit and don't know what actual content is

most people are dumb as shit and ignore the fact that we have a whole wiki for them to browse through if the forum is too cluttered

@SamuellyGenie your music is worse than chris's singing and you'll never amount to anything other than a discount audiobook narrator
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Why are you so angry lol
The Cwcki, the farms and the documentary don't have to be mutually exclusive.
I like hearing about Chris' antics in a new perspective while doing something else.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I've wondered this too. Chris seemed overjoyed at the drag shows and queens, even taking fat tard gut belly dancing lessons and seeing shows, then it all mysteriously stops and Chris never talks about it.
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It's because Chris would rather play with toys and pretending that he is going to alternate dimensions and shit.
 
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I like these episodes where he focuses more on the correspondence and online posts way more than the transcribed videos. I can watch Chris's videos just fine but reading the wall texts he write seem impossible to me so this kind of episodes are very informative.

About the pronouns: I don't mind it, but I can see how this can get slightly annoying since he called Chris a "He" for around 40 episodes. Switching pronouns does get a little bit confusing, "Is he talking about a troll? Is he talking about anyone at the club? Is he talking about the lady in the court? Oh! He's talking about Chris". I wish he would say "Chris" (or in this case "Christine") from time to time like he used to do before instead of just starting every sentence with "She".
 
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SamuellyGenie said:
No it won't. It'll be a huge fucking relief so I can focus on the other stuff I really want to do.
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I still think your whole angle is to ingratiate yourself to Chris and talk him into reigniting christian and the hedgehog boys, so you can be the support band on their world tour. Either that or the riskier move of being his Yoko Ono.

Just remember though, Geno. The drugs and the booze and the money and the pussy and the zapbuds are only temporary. Before you know it, you're hounded by the IRS, your groupies are all fat, 40 year old jynxs instead of hot 21 year old charmanders. Next thing you know, you get METOO'd by Josie and The Pussycats because Melody was too high to remember putting out, and you have to help Goober and the Ghost Chasers solve mysteries to keep up your child payments.

I've been there. It's not pretty.
 
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