🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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ThinkThankThunk said:
This is funny to me since Flamenco, despite being Ralph's former shadow, regularly plays in Among Us streams alongside the likes of Justin Whang, Keemstar, Ricky Berwick, and a few other bigger commentary and gaming Youtubers who all stream the matches collectively to thousands of viewers.
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Where? Flamenco's streams on Dlive literally all have between 1 and 20 rewatches. Nobody wants to watch him after the streams are up, historically nobody would watch him live. He'd never break 100 viewers when streaming.
 
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arabianights said:
Can anybody PLEASE make a Mona LIsa meme with Nora's face?
i lack the skill
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I also lack skill, but I make up for it in autistic laziness
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Quite fetching, if I do say so myself.
 
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Vetti said:
Where? Flamenco's streams on Dlive literally all have between 1 and 20 rewatches. Nobody wants to watch him after the streams are up, historically nobody would watch him live. He'd never break 100 viewers when streaming.
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I made some other post about it before that I can't be assed to dig up but Flam usually only gets 50-70 live viewers at a time now that he's dissociated from Ralph. The exception, however, is when he's streaming with the commentary guys he's sucked onto. During the first Among Us streams he had about 500 viewers between DLive, Youtube and Twitch owing mostly to hosts and raids from Augie and DeOrio.

He doesn't get that much usually no, but Ralph and Andy with their premier matches and the best guests they could fish up barely had a combined 300 viewers between all of the players' streams. Flam on the other hand has successfully embedded himself with people who actually get views. I find the juxtaposition between Ralph's perpetual failure to tread water with his dwindling audience and his former handmaid Flamenco's comparatively successful attempt to embed himself in a more successful clique of streamers (many of whom have dissociated from Ralph themselves in one way or another) quite funny.
 
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Some stray observations. If Ralph really made over 8 times his usual take on youtube then why isnt he streaming there until hes banned again? weve seen he makes at most a fourth of that on dlive if hes lucky and begs and threatens mods. If Ralph says money makes his life so great why did he himself say he wasted his life utterly to mr vickers? People also forget this but people had actually begged Ralph to get on tons of lesser known guests but he always had some more (probably often botted) highly rated eceleb and the fact hes taking on this many after making virginia minimum wage must be a huge blow to his pride we have neglected to further needle him on, he's being forced to (somewhat they had different picks) listen to the trolls from stream.me days.

Gustav Schuchardt said:
I think it's a circular payment system, or maybe money laundering. It's plausible Dick has a pile of cash from crime like selling narcotics to the minors he was grooming and he tried to launder it by pushing it through NP2, hence the NP2 shutdown.
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L. Duse said:
Then you also notice that Dick Masterson gets 20k a month despite drawing only a couple of thousand views for each video he uploads.

It is obvious that the money they are getting are not from the viewers but from their sponsors.

Which begs the question, why @theralph who tries to associate himself with America First and Dick is still quite broke and living in a crack shack?

Could it be that the Feds and sponsors think that investing in an alcoholic with a gunt who likes his girls thick and even worse, straight and huwhite is a waste of money?
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theres more meat to the allegations of money laundering and circular payments than most people realize, botting and fake followers and fake donations to build confidence in real donators are incredibly common tactics ive known girls who openly talk about this kind of thing for their circles. We've seen Andy and Ralph donate to each other and Kyler donating to both of them, which is pointless unless theyre recirculating lemons amongst themselves, weve also seen kyler pay off at least one paypiggy who donated to ralph with the exact amount he donated and a little extra the very day after they donated, not to mention the endless offsite potential for setting up scams like this.

weve already confirmed ralphs views are bots because his youtube views should be more but were instead half of his dlive views with fuck all likes even with begging. weve also seen he changes the natural trend of a huge drop off as you get closer and closer to the outro with bots pouring and trickling in and then a few leaving only when the outro music actually starts. his own paypiggies seemed shocked that ralph wasnt universally beloved and that they had fuck all real people and fuck all chat speed and fuck all likes, they asked why their numbers were so shit with bewilderment in the youtube chat. weve seen ralph desperately block out the haters and try and lie and control the narrative among his fans.

that bewilderment and fear you saw in those paypiggies that ralph is actually an incredibly unpopular figure who is mocked or hated and that the doubt and fear that they might need to hop to some other trend and cult to appear cool or avoid being considered lame is what ralph desperately wants to avoid, you can also see how much fake donations boosting projects were used to the point platforms felt he need to crack down on them, its a real and common thing that gunty is 100 percent engaging in.

you know all this makes me wonder how pathetically small ralph's real take home is, he has to pay for bots fake donos and gaytor's cut, iirc ade said its an ok wage so he probably gets a good chunk of the killstream take maybe 25 percent
 
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Vetti said:
Where? Flamenco's streams on Dlive literally all have between 1 and 20 rewatches. Nobody wants to watch him after the streams are up, historically nobody would watch him live. He'd never break 100 viewers when streaming.
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He probably just knows how to suck the right dicks for these people to give a fuck he exists.
 
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David Spadem said:
This week since I didn't watch the streams, I haven't got much material unless I watch through all the streams (I'd cheat a bit and use Boldy's Notes to avoid further brain damage)
I only caught the tail end of the Friday Episode when Chrissie Mayr jumped on as a Guest.

So here's some of the Super Chats and Chat Window from the October 9th stream (Thanks @Sam Losco for the chat window footage), the moment Chrissie entered the stream, his audience behaved as you'd expect (The chat footage is sped up 500%, even without the stickers displayed it didn't cover as much as I'd hoped). They enjoy peppering in their hatred of women amongst the chat during her entire stay on the stream.

Ethan hates being labelled an Alt-Right, Incel, Neo Nazi Podcast. Figured this somewhat low effort video would annoy him.

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Ralph's chat at 5x is still slower than Baked's chat at 1x. Sad!
 
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Kenobi said:
Tale as old as time
Unatractive, middle aged, obese male, who can´t find a mate among his own people goes overseas to asia to hunt for younger women.
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Pakistanis are even lower on the pooh scale than Indians. The only pooh worse is a Bangladeshi. Ralph thinks he is the Jesus of white supremacists, spreading the teenaged cheeks and rescuing stoned prostitutes.
 
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L. Duse said:
I thought smoking and drinking makes your voice deeper. But this strangely doesn't apply to Ralph. Is it because of all of the estrogen in his gunt?
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Just getting caught up in the thread with my only legitimate “day off”
****happy Sunday my dudes...:ghost:

Are there any medical/biology or biology-adjacent autists in the thread that could make a theoretical breakdown of the soy, estrogen... etc content of the gunt and how it compares with an average male?
What else is in there ... baking lard? Genetically enhanced milk fed hormones? Heavy metals? Fluoride? Other chemicals that influence the sexual preferences of Toads (McKinleys)?

Academics plz respond.
 
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cowPoly said:
Just getting caught up in the thread with my only legitimate “day off”
****happy Sunday my dudes...:ghost:

Are there any medical/biology or biology-adjacent autists in the thread that could make a theoretical breakdown of the soy, estrogen... etc content of the gunt and how it compares with an average male?
What else is in there ... baking lard? Genetically enhanced milk fed hormones? Heavy metals? Fluoride? Other chemicals that influence the sexual preferences of Toads (McKinleys)?

Academics plz respond.
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https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/obesity-unhealthy-and-unmanly

Obesity lowers testosterone levels. For example, a 2007 study of 1,667 men ages 40 and above found that each one-point increase in BMI was associated with a 2% decrease in testosterone. In addition, a 2008 study of 1,862 men ages 30 and above found that waist circumference was an even stronger predictor of low testosterone levels than BMI. A four-inch increase in waist size increased a man's odds of having a low testosterone level by 75%; for comparison, 10 years of aging increased the odds by only 36%. All in all, waist circumference was the strongest single predictor of developing symptoms of testosterone deficiency. And if you doubt these two American studies, just consider Australian research that found almost one in every seven obese men could benefit from testosterone replacement, a rate more than four times higher than in nonobese men.

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Erectile dysfunction​

Although men with erectile dysfunction (ED) often blame testosterone, hormonal disorders account for only 3% of ED. But even with normal testosterone levels, men who are obese have an increased risk of ED. For example, a Harvard study found that a man with a 42-inch waist is twice as likely to develop the problem as a gent with a 32-inch waist. Brazilian research also linked abdominal obesity to ED, but only in men older than 60. And a California study reported that having a BMI of 28 (overweight but not obese) increased a man's odds of developing ED by over 90%.
 
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