DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gettingthatgrooveback]

His idea to disable the tip messages is working out swimmingly:

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That message paired with that retarded animation is hilarious.

EDIT: LMAO. Now he's asking 'legit' tippers to make a brand new Twitch account in order to tip him.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

This is the whole stream:

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I don't know. In my eyes cats simply aren't cut out to lock up their can openers in their rooms, regardless how much you've played with 'em before.

I agree 100%. Even if I somehow tired a cat out enough to sleep on the same schedule as me, I'd still keep my door ajar to let it leave. I can't recall it ever affecting my sleep, either. Nor have I woken up to find some cat-born swath of destruction caused overnight.

When you look at his issues with and what he seems to expect of Jasper, it is clear what Phil wants is a dog. But dogs at minimum require his kryptonite: going outside at least twice a day...

 

[PieceofShet]

WAO

 

[Freshtodeath]

Removing tip messages will probably discourage regulars from tipping. That's one of reasons people donate is to have your message appear lol. It also won't necessarily stop superhound from continuing fake donos.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Thrilling gameplay stream of Phil trying to figure out how to unban his paypigs while CoD makes noises in the background.

 

[der rademacher]

I agree 100%. Even if I somehow tired a cat out enough to sleep on the same schedule as me, I'd still keep my door ajar to let it leave. I can't recall it ever affecting my sleep, either. Nor have I woken up to find some cat-born swath of destruction caused overnight.

When you look at his issues with and what he seems to expect of Jasper, it is clear what Phil wants is a dog. But dogs at minimum require his kryptonite: going outside at least twice a day...

Well, my cats sure don't like to be put in a room wth the door closed. Or even me or my waifu being in a closed room with them outside. That said, they are able to use the door handles by jump-/hanging onto them with their front paws, so it's no use to close doors anyways.

Considering man's best friends though, Dave has a backyard he isn't using anyways doesn't he? Also, he has a well-mannered horse that could take the dog on it's solo ride-outs. Win-win for the whole dysfunctional family. Jokes aside, there is a good reason he got a cat and not a dog and I would hold any bet that it has something to do with the kryptonite you mentioned.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Considering man's best friends though, Dave has a backyard he isn't using anyways doesn't he?

THERE ARE SQUIRRELS OUTSIDE!

 

[Dragoonism]

It is a sort of irony when a camper starts to crying about other people camping!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Since he isn't refunding last night's troll tips in an effort to teach that dirty troll a lesson, can he get in trouble for keeping and/or fighting for fake/stolen money? Not very knowledgeable about Twitch rules on that.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

It is a sort of irony when a camper to crying about other people camping!

SBMM is working wonders for Phil. You only need to see the killcams that they suffer from the same lack of object permanence and panic-aiming that Phil does.

 

[MoonRocker]

Little late on the take but last night was finally a return to pre-Vest Streak DSP, without the wheelchair donations and other forms of support who put piggy in a relatively good mood.

That stream really had it all: a flustered and frustrated pig who was constantly referring to his munnies being in jeopardy because of chargebacks and other illicit tips; an angry pig because of a game’s ending not fitting into his pre-planned, rigid autistic schedule: intermittent lashing out at chat members for not paying attention to his awful playthrough; and constant reminders to sub, tip, donate while reminding us all about warnings of various accounts being in the red due to charge backs.

It was a great return to “normal” DSP shenanigans where we got to see the pig in his natural habitat. In one of my posts a few months ago, when we we were right smack in the middle of the Vest Streak, I remember claiming that we’d have a glorious return of “Old Phil,” a Phil that would have to deal with the reality of making upwards of $200 in cash being unstainable all the while reconciling his addict behavior where he inevitably thought the “positivity” associated with his income would be never-ending and where in turn his behind-the-scenes spending would inevitably increase to support his superfluous lifestyle.

And guess where we are today? In a situation where all indications point that Phil didn’t save much of the income he made from the Fag Streak and we’re back to pre-Vest begging days. The ‘Tism Verse never fails to deliver.

Last but not least, a new autistic variable introduced itself within the ‘Tism Verse that none of us saw coming: SuperCuck. As cringy and retarded this dude is, his ability to exploit the kinks in Phil’s Teflon-like bubble he's enveloped himself in demonstrates a sort of prowess I didn’t think possible. Phil attracted one of the spergiest and autistic loser he could possibly find and the result of his actions have been delivering some amazing frustrated Piggy moments.

 

[Dragoonism]

SBMM is working wonders for Phil. You only need to see the killcams that they suffer from the same lack of object permanence and panic-aiming that Phil does.

Still a bottom feeder!

 

[Surly Muppet]

Well, he's got his favorite platinum vest on today, so that's good. I was worried he wouldn't be able to afford basic groceries on his day off.

Let's talk about that actually, because I grabbed the numbers. The values here are only tips, and only the tips that Phil put on his tip counter. My thought is that he likely has more than is indicated here because there may be a few tips that he didn't count that he will win on chargeback. I feel it's unlikely that he is going to lose money that he has identified as meeting his criteria to go on the leaderboard this week since he has been more vigilant.

Wednesday - AM: $107 PM: $23
Thursday - AM: $69 (nice) PM: $51
Friday - AM: $70 PM: $108
Saturday - AM: $134 PM: $59

Total since last day off: $621

Now a few things to add to that...
- Phil received over $400 just before his day off last week during his DMCA emergency stream, after consistently hitting his tip goals
- Phil likely received an additional $300 at some point last week or the week before from his Patreon which he previously indicated pays at the end of the month (I don't know if they've changed this policy)
- In spite of these factors (but probably including some chargebacks), Phil allegedly spent every dime of this before coming back on Wednesday

This means that during the start of today's stream, when he stated that he was in a state of financial emergency and he needed funds on his day off for groceries and a haircut... Phil was sitting on over $600 in tips from this week alone. Assuming he is planning to hit tip goals for today's streams and tomorrow to 'be comfortable', Phil has established that he literally "needs" $1000 in cash to spend on his day off.

Really makes you wonder how he is still alive, given that he never used to hit tip goals, and was drowning in $500k of debt.
Very legit, Twitch loves his streams.

 

[wolfpac92]

That stream really had it all: a flustered and frustrated pig who was constantly referring to his munnies being in jeopardy because of chargebacks and other illicit tips; an angry pig because of a game’s ending not fitting into his pre-planned, rigid autistic schedule: intermittent lashing out at chat members for not paying attention to his awful playthrough; and constant reminders to sub, tip, donate while reminding us all about warnings of various accounts being in the red due to charge backs.

Also his complete awkwardness when he's gotta watch the waifu marriage scene at the end because he accidentally picked a girl

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

It is a sort of irony when a camper starts to crying about other people camping!

It baffles the mind trying to understand how anyone, hatewatcher or most loyal of fan, ANYONE could tune in to Phil SITTING IN A ROOM FOR THE ENTIRE GAME. I like to think of myself as an empathetic person, but I legitimately can't think of the entertainment that can be gained from watching Phil try and succeed at Call of Duty. Even when he's whining it's just the same old excuses as ever before, this shit is built into his fucking brain. Trying to understand an Elder God in the works of Lovecraft has to be easier than the Autism Vortex.

 

[Brother Wind]

Is it an American thing to use velco mounts? Not that I'm huge into my DIY but I've never thought of mounting anything on a wall using velcro. Also shout out to velcro for being absolute detractors, they're on the list along with all the others.

Its a renter thing. Landlords get pissy if you put holes in the walls so, like if you rent you get temporary hangers.

DSP on the other hand is just a matchyour adult who can't hang up stuff.

 

[gh0stzero]

I think Phil's brain is really, really pickled with gin.

A viewer informs him that they use the data from Modern Warfare multiplayer for matchmaking Phil says he never played the Modern Warfare Multiplayer.

Its a renter thing. Landlords get pissy if you put holes in the walls so, like if you rent you get temporary hangers.

DSP on the other hand is just a matchyour adult who can't hang up stuff.

Phil has a real adult mortgage on his middle unit condo. He could take a hammer to the walls if he really wanted.

 

[KyonyuuFan]

Maximillan Dood dunking on DSP

https://twitter.com/PoemJosh/status/1315234130754371585?s=20

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Maximillan Dood dunking on DSP

https://tw.tinf.io/PoemJosh/status/1315234130754371585?s=20

List of things DSP is actually known for:

• Jerking off on stream
• Being bad at games and making tons of excuses
• Spamming videos on YouTube

List of things DSP is NOT known for:

• His 12 year legacy
• Raw, unedited gameplay
• Reactionary commentary
• Being an authentic, real gamer (just like you!)
• Chill, fun, & positive streams