Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[UncleTusky]

Bob is not self aware enough to pull a Wiseau nor does he have Tommy Wiseau's baffling charm.

Virgin MovieBlob vs. Chad Tommy Wiseau:

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[Burntglove]

Well, there is the infamous threesome story, which was said before he was a universally reviled laughing stock...

True. While I haven't come across much Judy Blume, a quick wiki search indicates she's right up Bob's alley. My own personal theory is that he used his knowledge of her to strike up some conversations, and maybe was in the vicinity when two girls he'd had these conversations with got off together. I wouldn't be surprised if in his head he was a clever one-liner away from taking part in a three-way, and so it totally counts. The whole thing sounds way too much like a plot to a shitty porn film to be actually real, and while I can believe that things like that probably occasionally happen in the real world, I do not believe they happened to Bob Chipman.
Just curious - I've missed out chunks of this thread, has Bob ever brought up this story again? I know he'd never admit it was horseshit, but I'd be interested to see if he'd ever tried doubling down on that nonsense.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I think it’d take at least two other people to move the fat and find Bob’s penis.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

No bad tactics mark 838 on "business" account.

https://tw.tinf.io/the_moviebob/status/1315069377335693312

https://archive.ph/xgGTp

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"CRUSH" them under the guise of wiping out white supremacy

"That's real progress"
~Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman

I don't know what to say other than Jesus fucking Christ dude. I guess it goes to show that in Bob's smooth brain thinks ALL Christian/conservatives of today are the exact same as the outspoken annoying ones ones during the freakin Bush administration.

KFC is too upmarket for our Bob. Try McNuggets.
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I highly doubt Bob would ever be invited to a party. This sounds like one of those "and everybody clapped" kind of stories people tell to make themselves sound cool and popular. Although I do believe Bob was somewhere in which people brough food they made, sneered at the fact it wasn't deep fried in lard, then left in a huff to order several orders of McNuggets to eat by himself.

 

[Red Hood]

I think it’d take at least two other people to move the fat and find Bob’s penis.

And that's a job Americans won't do. You'd have to pick up a couple of illegals in front of home depot and require they wear hard hats.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don't know what to say other than Jesus fucking Christ dude. I guess it goes to show that in Bob's smooth brain thinks ALL Christian/conservatives of today are the exact same as the outspoken annoying ones ones during the freakin Bush administration.

I highly doubt Bob would ever be invited to a party. This sounds like one of those "and everybody clapped" kind of stories people tell to make themselves sound cool and popular. Although I do believe Bob was somewhere in which people brought food they made, sneered at the fact it wasn't deep fried in lard, then left in a huff to order several orders of McNuggets to eat by himself.

I mean, it's not out of the realm of possibility that he *crashed* a party. Maybe his brother was invited but he just went as well? Or maybe being a beard for some lesbun, he somehow got invited to one as a +1 to keep up appearances?

True. While I haven't come across much Judy Blume, a quick wiki search indicates she's right up Bob's alley. My own personal theory is that he used his knowledge of her to strike up some conversations, and maybe was in the vicinity when two girls he'd had these conversations with got off together. I wouldn't be surprised if in his head he was a clever one-liner away from taking part in a three-way, and so it totally counts. The whole thing sounds way too much like a plot to a shitty porn film to be actually real, and while I can believe that things like that probably occasionally happen in the real world, I do not believe they happened to Bob Chipman.
Just curious - I've missed out chunks of this thread, has Bob ever brought up this story again? I know he'd never admit it was horseshit, but I'd be interested to see if he'd ever tried doubling down on that nonsense.

Ugh, the thing I dislike most about Judy Blume novels is the first-person POV of all the books (yeah I know, autistic reason to dislike it, but there's other reasons too). What did he do, read "Are you there, God? It's Me, Margaret," and think he was set to figure out women from that? He sure didn't learn shit like that from "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" or "Superfudge".

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

I mean, it's not out of the realm of possibility that he *crashed* a party. Maybe his brother was invited but he just went as well? Or maybe being a beard for some lesbun, he somehow got invited to one as a +1 to keep up appearances?

I guess that is likely. The only other possible scenario I can think of is Bob lurking outside a child's birthday party, or possibly infiltrating one disguised as a bounce house.

 

[make_it_so]

The key difference between Bob and Tommy Wiseau us that Wiseau leaned into The Room's image and started building a brand for himself as an amusing weirdo. He's in on the joke now.

Bob is not self aware enough to pull a Wiseau nor does he have Tommy Wiseau's baffling charm.

Also, Wiseau was a self-made millionaire before he made The Room, which is leagues above "lives in a easily flooded basement apartment while making room temperature take movie reviews" MovieBlob's life accomplishments.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Aren't Judy Blume books mostly about preteen and young teenager girls?

There are some implications there about the kind of girl it would teach you to seduce.

While the story is certainly false, the idea that there are Moviebob sex tapes hidden under the unsold copies of Brick by Brick in the basement is the most horrifying thought of the night.

 

[Mola Ram]

Aren't Judy Blume books mostly about preteen and young teenager girls?

There are some implications there about the kind of girl it would teach you to seduce.

While the story is certainly false, the idea that there are Moviebob sex tapes hidden under the unsold copies of Brick by Brick in the basement is the most horrifying thought of the night.

I always imagined Bob's crawlspace was full of dead hookers, but maybe it's just full of his dead dreams.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Aren't Judy Blume books mostly about preteen and young teenager girls?

There are some implications there about the kind of girl it would teach you to seduce.

While the story is certainly false, the idea that there are Moviebob sex tapes hidden under the unsold copies of Brick by Brick in the basement is the most horrifying thought of the night.

I think the implication is that Bob, the awkward preteen/teen, read Judy Blume to better understand wamen. Whether it was the Margaret book, or Blubber, or Otherwise Known As Sheila the Great, or one of the other female-centric books, it does tell you something about Bob that he thought it was a good idea to gain inspiration from these books. After all, the type of girls that would be most likely to enjoy at least Blubber and Margaret would be the vulnerable, insecure, shy, bullied types that Blob could take advantage of - the kind that would latch onto ANY attention at all, even someone as greasy as blob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s Bob two cents on the new Cleopatra movie Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins are making at Paramount.

 

[blablabla]

In one of the first Game OverThinker videos he claimed that he read the complete works of Judy Blume (sp?) as a kid and that helped him relate to and understand girls. This eventually led him to having sex with a girl and then having a threesome with her and her friend and also filming them when they had lesbian sex with eachother.

you dont have to read a book to have sex with girls bob, you just dont have to be you

 

[BubbleButt]

Here’s Bob two cents on the new Cleopatra movie Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins are making at Paramount.
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A lot of words to say "How do my overladies want me to react to this?"

 

[The Nothingness]

Here’s Bob two cents on the new Cleopatra movie Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins are making at Paramount.
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Alexander Hamilton and the rest of the Founding Fathers have been played by non-whites. Once that was done, it's all fair game as far as I'm concern.

 

[Lensherr]

I always imagined Bob's crawlspace was full of dead hookers, but maybe it's just full of his dead dreams.

C’mon, MovieBob doesn’t have even one-tenth the charisma and insight necessary to pull off the Mr. Plinkett “dead hookers in the basement” aesthetic.

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Alexander Hamilton and the rest of the Founding Fathers have been played by non-whites. Once that was done, it's all fair game as far as I'm concern.

Bob has actually addressed this line of thinking in his video about Heimdall being race-swapped in the Marvel Cinematic Universe:

Basically his argument boils down to “there are already a ton of white characters and a relative paucity of non-white ones, therefore it’s okay to race-bend white characters because it’s not making a big dent in the existing number of them, as opposed to race-bending non-white characters where you’re taking away from the already small pool of them”.

 

[Mola Ram]

C’mon, MovieBob doesn’t have even one-tenth the charisma and insight necessary to pull off the Mr. Plinkett “dead hookers in the basement” aesthetic.

In the real world, you only need to be as attractive and charismatic as John Wayne Gacy, and I maintain Bob passes that test with flying colors.

 

[FunPosting101]

There are times when I'm almost inclined to feel pity for Bob, but then I remember as a white guy who lives outside of a major metropolitan area Bob basically hates me and wishes I were dead. Fuck you Bob.

I think it’d take at least two other people to move the fat and find Bob’s penis.

I think this is a line of thought nobody in this thread or anywhere at all wants to follow.

 

[JustStopDude]

In the real world, you only need to be as attractive and charismatic as John Wayne Gacy, and I maintain Bob passes that test with flying colors.

Gacy volunteered so much for the local political party that the sitting first lady took a picture with him.

I do not see Bob ever volunteering time for anything.

I think the argument could be made that Bob is less charismatic than Gacy was.

 

[blablabla]

Gacy volunteered so much for the local political party that the sitting first lady took a picture with him.

I do not see Bob ever volunteering time for anything.

I think the argument could be made that Bob is less charismatic than Gacy was.

except for the being a killer part bob is a worse human beign than fucking pogo the clown