r/polyamory

[UnsufficentBoobage]

funny

>online crazy by female author
>rl example female
>writes funny about a guy

The source of this was a housing ad in MI that someone in a Facebook group with me found, I'm guessing on a normal website since they were surprised.

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Who the fuck uses "cottagecore" in tgis context?

Also, reading this made me retch. How come fucking borderline cults can openly advertise like this?

 

[Opabinia]

Here's the listing if anyone can grab screenshots. I'd do it myself but I can't atm.

I'm concerned at the implications of the giant bed with several couches facing it.

 

[NoReturn]

Got a chance to get the rest of the photos:

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[georgyjobe]

Got a chance to get the rest of the photos:

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- mammal/furry pet free (we do have a fish) due to allergies, politics, aversion, other; NO CATS OR DOGS. Small pets like a hamster maybe, ask early.

Are the politics that allow you to have fish but no mammals like...the "dogs are inherently racist because white people like telling them what to do" thing?

 

[Enoby Way]

I think we need to point these relationship anarchists towards protesting the patriarchal nature of pikey weddings by bursting into the church and trying to pour dye on the bride's dress. It would be glorious.

What's a pikey?

I want to see them crash a monogamous conservative lesbian wedding by busting through the doors of the church and trying to pour dye on both the brides' dresses.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Here's the listing if anyone can grab screenshots. I'd do it myself but I can't atm.

Looks like someone already archived it:

https://archive.md/J47vw

What's a pikey?

It's what you say when "gypsy" isn't insulting enough for a gypsy.

 

[Gone_Fission]

Got a chance to get the rest of the photos:

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Fucking lmao at "rescued food" in the advertisement for that house, these woke niggaz are eating literal dumpster trash. Getting gangbanged by some haggard lesbos and "lesbos" with BPD, in between eating literal garbage meals, sounds like quite the life.

 

[iafiv]

Maybe they should legalise polygamy lets see how easy it really is to have 5 wives or 5 husbands.Its their funeral.Divorce court would be the best for lawyers with trials lasting years in order to determine property rights. A good lawyer with a rich client with 5 wives could spend an entire career out of that one client following just one divorce.If i was to guess i think lawyers are the biggest supporters of this because they stand to make the most out of it.The longer the trial the more money you can get out of it.

 

[Sukeban]

Are the politics that allow you to have fish but no mammals like...the "dogs are inherently racist because white people like telling them what to do" thing?

It's a militant vegan thing. Anything even remotely sentient, it's slavery to keep as a pet. Hence why PETA euthanizes animals rescued from shelters rather than give them loving homes

 

[Coccxys]

Really it's just because they don't want anything around they can fit the girl dicks in becuse they're incapable of controlling themselves. It's not so much they don't want to fuck the pooch, it's more they don't want the competition for the communal girl dick supply. (Rain those negative ratings)

 

[Fapcop]

Excuse me have I told you about my...

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Real smooth, Hogan.

Name checks out

I don't think this was concocted by someone with a healthy sex/romantic life

Or a healthy life in general, for that matter, but what do you expect from someone who ascribes to anything having to do with Anarchism of any stripe

This whole autistic diatribes gives me very strong vibes of a 16 year old poser-punk smoking a joint and going: “Hey wouldn’t it be awesome if we just like... Blew up relationships man?! You know like, just do shit without any labels, right?”

 

[Hux]

Name checks out


This whole autistic diatribes gives me very strong vibes of a 16 year old poser-punk smoking a joint and going: “Hey wouldn’t it be awesome if we just like... Blew up relationships man?! You know like, just do shit without any labels, right?”

This is what happens to people when they base their politics, philosophies, world views, hobbies, social lives and personality off of nothing more than "Fuck You Mom And Dad" and they retain that ethos well after they're out of their teens

 

[scathefire]

The source of this was a housing ad in MI that someone in a Facebook group with me found, I'm guessing on a normal website since they were surprised.

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I like how they specifically had to say "handyperson" as opposed to "handyman"

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

They've got some pictures of themselves on the site, too.

Spoiler: ugly people

The top picture isn't the worst thing I've ever seen - that's probably why it's on top of the page and from a much closer distance, but the bottom is all skinnyfat or just fat faggots, obvious autists, and ugly, fat whores. It's also completely white (or (((white)))) apart from one street shitter, go figure.

 

[cflame]

They've got some pictures of themselves on the site, too.

Spoiler: ugly people

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The top picture isn't the worst thing I've ever seen - that's probably why it's on top of the page and from a much closer distance, but the bottom is all skinnyfat or just fat faggots, obvious autists, and ugly, fat whores. It's also completely white (or (((white)))) apart from one street shitter, go figure.

The top just looks like two couples and a friend while the bottom looks like a picture from a lame cult.

 

[Kuromiisweets.]

My Personal (?) Lolcow posted more art, So take a wild gander at Hades-
( shocked that they aren't a They/them but androgynous My ass)

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

The source of this was a housing ad in MI that someone in a Facebook group with me found, I'm guessing on a normal website since they were surprised.

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500 a month
Plus free labour
Plus supplying food for an unknown number of residents?

And then be on stand to fuck your multiple roommates? At least one of whom is going to passively aggressively insist on neopronouns?
And if you start dating a normie zir will evict you?

This housing situation is definitely Not A Bargain.

Bet the whole place reeks of patchouli too.

 

[Otis Boi]

500 a month
Plus free labour
Plus supplying food for an unknown number of residents?

And then be on stand to fuck your multiple roommates? At least one of whom is going to passively aggressively insist on neopronouns?
And if you start dating a normie zir will evict you?

This housing situation is definitely Not A Bargain.

Bet the whole place reeks of patchouli too.

I wonder how many poor souls signed up thinking they could put up with it. Only to realize after orgy number 4 they had to listen to that it was a huge mistake. Also situation like this make me wonder what the bathroom situation is like. I bet it is hell on earth if they all have to share.

 

[iafiv]

They've got some pictures of themselves on the site, too.

Spoiler: ugly people

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The top picture isn't the worst thing I've ever seen - that's probably why it's on top of the page and from a much closer distance, but the bottom is all skinnyfat or just fat faggots, obvious autists, and ugly, fat whores. It's also completely white (or (((white)))) apart from one street shitter, go figure.

As far as i can tell polyamory seems to be more popular among middle class/lower class whites.Possibly because it provides a new 'identity' you can latch onto.Since 'white' identity is so maleable as to mean anything it makes sense to an extent why whites in the US might be more predisposed to such things in an attempt to give some sense of community.Blacks mostly probably just fuck without giving such a strong group identity to the concept of an orgy.Orgies have happened since forever odds are our primitive ancestors didn't even attach that much importance to monogamy.But its also likely that they didn't try to give a specific group identity to such stuff.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Since 'white' identity is so maleable as to mean anything

More because culture villifies both individual european identities and the umbrella "white" identity.

our primitive ancestors didn't even attach that much importance to monogamy

Since the first moment we started building permanent places to live, we also started burying men and women together, so it's likely that marriage is a concept that goes together with managing a village.

If you wonder why, you need only look at what happens with poly groups.