Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I hate to break it to you, but 50 orders of 20 piece nuggets is 1,000 nuggets. The McD's would have needed about 16 bags (as they come into McD's frozen) MINIMUM to fill the order. And for blobbo, that would be barely a snack. McNugget graveyard, indeed.

Bobby said 7 orders, not 50. But he was a pig if he demanded 50 sauces.
(In my part of the woods you need to pay for extra sauce packages.)

Bobby gets upset over some wigger with a swastika tattoo, and gets more upset when his new mommy-surrogate is criticized:

Dick Warlock is right: the skank can scream how she is racist for all she wants, she'll make exactly the same impact as Bobby does. An incumbent president of the United State can potentially does real damage.
And what "math"? Does Bobby thinks all Trump voters are the same?


It's always LGBT for these morons isn't it?


But again I don't agree that all liberals are buckfuck insane like Bobby, but if your liberal ideology has become a superstition that prevents you from appraise the real world as it is (e.g. when you think a town of "neo-fascists" have the power to put LGBTs in ovens like the real Nazis did), then you need help.


Why on earth is he so fixated on Walker Bragman? Dude just told him that unfortunate economic circumstances can radicalize a person in some cases, which most leftists concur.
Is Bob trying to distract people from the pedo-porn fiasco?

This is an off-shoot of the Bragman thread:


Roe v Wade. I know nothing about politco-legal mumbo jumbo and neither does Bobby:


Two-account tango: double the man, double the mansplaining:


BTW he wrote an absolutely insane screed to (((Jennifer))) on his non-work account. For some reason he thinks women will preemptively flee states that don't allow abortions.

There are already draconian laws to impede helping women cross state lines to where abortions are less restricted. If ILLEGAL, now you're in Underground Railroad territory - safe houses, bounty hunters. Governors of blue and red states in regular "standoffs" over sanctuary laws, armed cops guarding STATE border crossings searching cars for "fugitive" pregnant women, etc.

Hell - could a "pro-life" state bar entry to women who'd had legal abortions in their civilized states?

Then you've got the bigger-picture "blast-radius" - not ONLY the majority of women (even "personally pro-life" conservatives) but MOST sane, psychologically-modern 21st Century people with the means will FLEE "non-abortion" states because they're going to be economic sinkholes. No major industries will WANT to set up in regions where effectively ZERO women and no one under 50 wants to live or work; and those already there will (justly) face MASSIVE pressure from activists, labor and their own shareholders to pull up stakes on the grounds that remaining there would force prospective employees and associates to travel or reside in a region where they are second-class citizens and unsafe under the local laws. If you know corporate/HR law, you know that's a nightmare scenario.

So that means everything from major manufacturing to big retail/food/hotel/service chains, corporate offices, etc effectively disappearing from "anti-choice" states. Probably pro sports franchises and big arena/convention events too - no one's doing an event in these places except megachurches and the GOP every 4 years - and maybe not even then if it's a GHOST STATE the rest of the time.

And the "best" part? The leadership of places that'd do it ANYWAY already know everything I just said would happen - they're plan is to "fight" it with legal challenges ("it's religious discrimination for Walmart to NOT build a superstore in Sisterbang County, Trumpsyltucky!") and MAGA-dwarfing P.R. pushes for a kind of 'state pride micronationalism' ("Don't let your kids leave for the GODLESS STATES!") that could set the stage for the "weapons hot" version of a Civil War that we've so far avoided at the big scale because the red/blue divide is atomized (because "liberal atomization" is good, actually) instead of unified into big geographic chunks.

On the upside, the Good Guys would WIN that Civil War because - DARK IRONY SPOILER! - *capital* is massively on the side of secular modernity (restriction of geographic-movement/autonomy is bad for business) ...but wouldn't you rather just NOT have a war in the first place?
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I don't think Bobby can project his shitty mother image on Greta Thunberg, but apparently this is what he just did:


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Bobby, who keeps making "woke" criticism of white women (see first screenshot), denounces others for doing the same:


Anyone who aren't totally drooling over MCU is a sockpuppet!!


This episode of Bobby's Angels centers on The Abortion. You can see from the screenshot above that, like AzureRam, she is sick of MCU oversaturation, but somehow she is not a sockpuppet.

SNL:

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I hate to break it to you, but 50 orders of 20 piece nuggets is 1,000 nuggets. The McD's would have needed about 16 bags (as they come into McD's frozen) MINIMUM to fill the order. And for blobbo, that would be barely a snack. McNugget graveyard, indeed.

He said 7 orders and 50 sauces. The Cheap fat cunt doesn't even splurge good.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bobby said 7 orders, not 50. But he was a pig if he demanded 50 sauces.
(In my part of the woods you need to pay for extra sauce packages.)

Bobby gets upset over some wigger with a swastika tattoo, and gets more upset when his new mommy-surrogate is criticized:
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Does Bobby thinks all Trump voters are the same?

Yes. The answer to that question is a definite, unmitigated yes, with no asterisk or nuanced explanation. Robert thinks every single Trump voter is Angelica Rose Brecker. Like he said, there are millions of these people and the entire Republican party and most of "white Western Christianity" supports them.

He has conservative friends though. Totally. For real.

Of course if any of the bullshit he just said was remotely true, black people would be in a lot more trouble than a few dozen deadly scraps with the police across a nation of 300 million, followed by a massive outpouring of support. He's literally saying there are more Nazis in America and Europe now than there were during WW2.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A tad off topic, but the secret to limitless clean energy may have been discovered by scientists.... in Arkansas.
What was that about inferior red states, Bob?

 

[Uncle Joey]

Unfortunately , the self awareness is why Tommy Wiseau can't make another cult hit movie.

At least Neil Breen is there to fill the void.

 

[Force and Character]

Roe v Wade. I know nothing about politco-legal mumbo jumbo and neither does Bobby:
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"I don't understand difficult words and would rather dismiss it all with conspiracy theories, but if you disagree you're the dumb one, friendo!"

 

[Koby_Fish]

He said 7 orders and 50 sauces. The Cheap fat cunt doesn't even splurge good.

ah, my bad for misreading the post there. Still, 50 sauces, that's . And 140 nuggets, still going to be a pain in the ass to whip up on short notice.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Love how Bob has more than 3060 pages just laughing at the dumb shit hes done and said. Soon it will be over 9000

 

[Jolly Copulation]

By all that is fuck, of course this NONCE man-baby is the kind of edgy neckbeard who wears a trench coat and brandishes a katana. This walking NEET stereotype can't seem to write anything that doesn't make me immediately tl;dr. Is it that hard to make a bad take easy to digest with only 280 characters? Ah well at least Movieblob is a big meaty cow with limitless content.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

Roe v Wade. I know nothing about politco-legal mumbo jumbo and neither does Bobby:
BTW he wrote an absolutely insane screed to (((Jennifer))) on his non-work account. For some reason he thinks women will preemptively flee states that don't allow abortions.

I don't think Bob realizes that Abortion pills in red states don't vanish Thanos snap style if Roe vs Wade gets overturned.

Love how Bob has more than 3060 pages just laughing at the dumb shit hes done and said. Soon it will be over 9000

I bet this thread would be 500-1,000 pages shorter if Bob could avoid being a politisperg on twitter.

 

[Jazz never died!]

By all that is fuck, of course this NONCE man-baby is the kind of edgy neckbeard who wears a trench coat and brandishes a katana. This walking NEET stereotype can't seem to write anything that doesn't make me immediately tl;dr. Is it that hard to make a bad take easy to digest with only 280 characters? Ah well at least Movieblob is a big meaty cow with limitless content.

His job is consuming media and making reviews of it on youtube like its 2007.

How old is Bob? Dude acts and looks like a man out of time and needs to warp back to reality and stop consuming media and going back in my day vidya was good. If he warps into current time he'll just have shitty opinions on politics and harrassing women who think diffrently then him to the brink of blocking and forgeting about him. If he does that he'll be set for life.

 

[Walter Temple]

It doesn't even make any sense. Wouldn't you have to bite down hard and gnaw all over the place to peel an orange with your mouth? How is that a good thing when eating a girl out?

I can tell you, but I assure you that you will be dumber for having heard it and probably resent me.

You aren't supposed to bite down. Take a small easy-peel orange like a clementine and pull the end off with your thumb and use that as a starting point. The idea is that you will improve the strength and vigor of the tongue by being able to force it between the rind and the fruit and then spreading it back and forth to widen the initial separation. Continue until you've made a mess and feel stupid.

This is a good time to point out that many women don't appreciate you approaching their tender bits like you're trying to remove a spot. It belongs firmly in the same category as practicing kissing on the inside of your elbow - useless middle school shit that gets discarded as you encounter human vaginas.

Bob is full of shit. If he'd had an actual lesbian friend give him some tips on cunnilingus, he might have heard something more like:

"There's no 'right way' because everyone is different. The most valuable skill you can cultivate is learning to adapt in real time to the signals you're getting, both verbal if she's especially considerate, or otherwise."

and my personal favorite:

"Keep your nails clean and trimmed short. The only man to ever get me off had good hands."

 

[Red Hood]

Love how Bob has more than 3060 pages just laughing at the dumb shit hes done and said. Soon it will be over 9000

I don't think Bob's heart (or kidneys- that's the organ Beetus affects, right?) will last that long unassisted.

 

[Jazz never died!]

I can tell you, but I assure you that you will be dumber for having heard it and probably resent me.

You aren't supposed to bite down. Take a small easy-peel orange like a clementine and pull the end off with your thumb and use that as a starting point. The idea is that you will improve the strength and vigor of the tongue by being able to force it between the rind and the fruit and then spreading it back and forth to widen the initial separation. Continue until you've made a mess and feel stupid.

This is a good time to point out that many women don't appreciate you approaching their tender bits like you're trying to remove a spot. It belongs firmly in the same category as practicing kissing on the inside of your elbow - useless middle school shit that gets discarded as you encounter human vaginas.

Bob is full of shit. If he'd had an actual lesbian friend give him some tips on cunnilingus, he might have heard something more like:

"There's no 'right way' because everyone is different. The most valuable skill you can cultivate is learning to adapt in real time to the signals you're getting, both verbal if she's especially considerate, or otherwise."

and my personal favorite:

"Keep you nails clean and trimmed short. The only man to ever get me off had good hands."

You have a better idea just watching lesbian porn than getting advice from uncle Bob. Really the best advise for kissing women is know your women either by treating her like a slut or being wild or firm yet gentle treating her like a lady.

 

[Jazz never died!]

I don't think Bob's heart (or kidneys- that's the organ Beetus affects, right?) will last that long unassisted.

Bob will live forever because of his love of popculture and media. Or is it by spreading the seed to future generations which he failed to do.

 

[x Diesel Prime x]

People like Mr. Chipman must be an absolute wet dream for RNC/Conservative strategists. You don't even have to pay them a cent and they will squawk (unprovoked) 12 hours a day on a very public social media platform like twitter. I'm sure Bob must think he's fighting the good fight by "spreading awareness" and "signal boosting" "socio-political issues" (while simultaneously collecting a million woke points). But in reality, he's just cultivating and emboldening multitudes of those "reactionary fascists" he complains about so much.
People like Bab must be causing complete apoplexy for people on the left who are actually trying to get something done.
If it were possible, I would find a way to crystallize this irony and smoke it. It's completely unreal.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Has Bob ever released his top 10 films?
Because I believe anyone in this site has a better top 10 than Bob, even if it's entirely made out of Hollywood drivel, it'll be better on the virtue of not trying to pretend King of Monsters belongs to the Criterion Collection. And talking about Criterion, isn't their whole purpose to bring High Brow and or Obscure films to the consoomer's table.
Someone would expect Bob to have almost all the collection.

Which is hilarious, since deep weeb culture is absolutely based in consumerism of merch.
But since shit is so expensive it would force Bob to find an actual job.

Criterion hasn't been an arbiter for ages. Curator yes, as well as bringing a TON of arthouse films to the masses that would have been forgotten if not by them.

But they are still a business and a lot of their choices (like the Rock, Silence of the Lambs, Armageddon, and the films of Wes Anderson and stuff like Parasite etc) are commercially driven selections explicitly designed to bring in normie money, to allow them to put out arthouse stuff. Or in some cases, they want works by directors to boost their street cred and take whatever films they can secure the rights to, like "The Game" for David Fincher's Criterion film or Multiple Maniacs/Polyester/Female Trouble for John Waters but not Pink Flamingos or Crybaby or Hairspray.

I personally had no problem for them making the 1000th Criterion release be a complete collection of all Showa era Godzilla films. Given how scattered the rights issues are for the Godzilla films, having them all in one collection was a miracle in and of itself and it's probably made Criterion enough money to finance a good number of their more obscure as fuck releases seeing the light of day.

(As for why Blob doesn't collect Criterion; there are over 1000 releases on DVD not counting special box set releases and the Eclipse Arthouse sets, which are bare boned box sets for super fucking obscure shit that wouldn't sell as regular single disc releases. And a LOT of criterion films are OOP and Criterion releases on average are $30-40 a piece depending on the film)

 

[Jazz never died!]

People like Mr. Chipman must be an absolute wet dream for RNC/Conservative strategists. You don't even have to pay them a cent and they will squawk (unprovoked) 12 hours a day on a very public social media platform like twitter. I'm sure Bob must think he's fighting the good fight by "spreading awareness" and "signal boosting" "socio-political issues" (while simultaneously collecting a million woke points). But in reality, he's just cultivating and emboldening multitudes of those "reactionary fascists" he complains about so much.
People like Bab must be causing complete apoplexy for people on the left who are actually trying to get something done.
If it were possible, I would find a way to crystallize this irony and smoke it. It's completely unreal.

Most people go who the hell is Bob Chipman. A niche likes his videos. A small but dedicated group like his videos and follow him on every social media and agree with him on everything. Then there are the trolls laughing at funny shit and Bob is Bob and he'll always be entertaining even then its just a small dedicated group. At best he'll be lumped together with other idiot dems for those pro trump ads for the 7 people who watch cable.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I totally buy that Bob went to a party where his McNuggets were a hit, because the only parties he gets invited to are those thrown by his family, whose bodies are as equally corpulent as Bobby's. Also, what kind of an asshole do you have to be to bring fast food to a catered party anyway? Unless I had gluten sensitivities or something of that nature, I'm gonna choke down whatever swill the hostess gives me and thank her for it.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Criterion hasn't been an arbiter for ages. Curator yes, as well as bringing a TON of arthouse films to the masses that would have been forgotten if not by them.

But they are still a business and a lot of their choices (like the Rock, Silence of the Lambs, Armageddon, and the films of Wes Anderson and stuff like Parasite etc) are commercially driven selections explicitly designed to bring in normie money, to allow them to put out arthouse stuff. Or in some cases, they want works by directors to boost their street cred and take whatever films they can secure the rights to, like "The Game" for David Fincher's Criterion film or Multiple Maniacs/Polyester/Female Trouble for John Waters but not Pink Flamingos or Crybaby or Hairspray.

I personally had no problem for them making the 1000th Criterion release be a complete collection of all Showa era Godzilla films. Given how scattered the rights issues are for the Godzilla films, having them all in one collection was a miracle in and of itself and it's probably made Criterion enough money to finance a good number of their more obscure as fuck releases seeing the light of day.

(As for why Blob doesn't collect Criterion; there are over 1000 releases on DVD not counting special box set releases and the Eclipse Arthouse sets, which are bare boned box sets for super fucking obscure shit that wouldn't sell as regular single disc releases. And a LOT of criterion films are OOP and Criterion releases on average are $30-40 a piece depending on the film)

Imagine Bob i've seen the Avengers 8 billion times Chipman spending 60 dollars for a rerelease of a obscure masterpiece forgotten by time. He'll just keep consuming normie media and his 10 best films of all time will be normie shit not movies that challenge the audience and make them think while being a cinematic masterpiece ex Apocalypse Now.