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AnOminous said:
Banned for making a joke. On a "comedy" website.
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This has been happening for years now. SA as a comedy website is pretty much fucking dead, as it is impossible to say anything to the right of Mao without getting banned. Every mod and admin is a massive faggot and Jeff buying it is fucking hysterical, because nobody wants that retarded piece of shit place. Its utter trash. Goons are the fucking joke of the internet, if there are still any oldfags left around who knows what that is.

This phrase was also a bannable offense on the forums because Lowtax was a baby back bitch. Stupid motherfucker thought he could be DSP and make money with no effort and just dose himself with wine and ambien forever. Cannot wait until this compost heap of failed humanity finally decays into nothing.
 
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proteus4994 said:
If Jeff is trying to root out KF posters, then he’s doing a piss poor job because I post here literally under the same username and I’m not banned yet (just checked).

I’d take whoever you heard that from with a grain of salt.
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I mean, he's banned two different people with accounts many years old for both being the same kiwi. As for the source:

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Secret Asshole said:
This phrase was also a bannable offense on the forums because Lowtax was a baby back bitch. Stupid motherfucker thought he could be DSP and make money with no effort and just dose himself with wine and ambien forever.
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Imagine being more pathetic than the pigroach of the world, while the pigroach DSP continues on his career of getting away with everything.
 
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AnOminous said:
Imagine being more pathetic than the pigroach of the world, while the pigroach DSP continues on his career of getting away with everything.
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DSP hates his job, he sucks at doing it, he bitches and moans about it constantly in front of the entire world, he makes an ass of himself every single day, and he has no other source of income. But he still comes into work every day to work his shit job like his life depends on it, because his life actually does depend on it and he's aware of that.

Richard has tried to be a streamer. He failed because he can't keep a schedule, he half-asses his job in ways that DSP never did (running old videos and talking over them half-consciously when he's too stoned to play a video game), and he responds to hecklers with tantrums instead of the silent lean-in ban. Richard will never be DSP.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
I mean, he's banned two different people with accounts many years old for both being the same kiwi. As for the source:

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lol, jeffery, you stupid nigger with a weak name, you aren't destroying shit. People from KF lurk on your retarded, outdated, garbage forums that you're going to have to plaster intrusive porn ads all over before you make 1 cent of your money back.

All the mods on SA were fags, it was policy until 2013 because nobody would do the job without it and it helped destroy the forums because natural selection would take over and root out the biggest modfags and they'd lose their shit and quit. Of course, this required Lowtax to do work, so of course it was policy. It fucking still is, don't even fucking go there.
AnOminous said:
Imagine being more pathetic than the pigroach of the world, while the pigroach DSP continues on his career of getting away with everything.
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Oh yeah. It is such a hard feat to pull off, its impressive. Just by being a garbage parent he gets there. Being more pathetic than DSP who spent like five figures on a mobile game takes some effort.
proteus4994 said:
This may be the first time in history Voidburger was right about anything though.
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Yup. Well, she has the right opinions and has a very small following, so of course SA is eager to get her back. People like Voidburger and the smallest of the small are the only ones who still ever post on that fucking shithole. Fuck, current day NeoGaf is less strict. FYAD got what it deserved, because it thought it was immune from the SJW shitfest and look what happened.

She could be used in the advertising: "Hey, nobody famous or influential ever posts on here anymore, but pay 10 buck to post where Yhatzee got his start and the forum founder didn't want to pay him so he left and became more successful than the forums! Uh, you know its like a STEAM GAME GUYS, think of the entertainment value! btw you can get banned more easily than a comments section on IGN and you have to pay another $10 to re-register. Steam also isn't allowed to just take your money and even if a game is removed you always have it. And mods if they don't like you can put you on probation constantly and are 'wacky' about it and don't even fucking think of talking back you stupid faggot, we'll ban you and forcibly change your avatar, which you paid for. you have to pay us back to change it even though we forcibly changed it for you. NO NO DON'T CHARGEBACK OH GODPLEASE I NEED MY INVESTMENT BACK, NOBODY FUCKING REMEMBERS THIS SITE. THEY DON'T EVEN MENTION US IN GAMERGATE ANYMORE EVEN THOUGH THIS IS WHERE IT STARTED, I DON'T CARE IF ITS BAD PRESS, ANYTHING WILL DO! PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME'.

The only reason to buy the stupid fucking place is to run it like your own fiefdom and you don't really care about the operating costs. Literally the only reason to fucking buy SA is to have a has been, decaying husk of a site and lord over it like a petty dictator. Keeping it the way it is and thinking you can make money is the biggest fucking joke the site has made in years. Jeffery is a stupid fuck if he thinks he can make money off a paid forum in the age of social media and when forums themselves are on the decline. Especially a fucking hellhole like SA, which has LONG since aged out. Its completely out of date by over a decade and it will probably cost as much, if not more, than the idiot paid for the site to fix its problems to even GET new users. And it has the worst culture on the internet, bar none, because there is a MONETARY incentive to ban people. Its fucking insane, an idiotic business model. Which Lowtax, as proof of him selling it, could no longer make money doing.

I mean, you can't plaster ads on it because people paid money to join. Nor can you make it suddenly free, then have ad-free for $10 bucks. I mean, holy fuck, you have to pay for PM and Search (which doesn't even fucking work). Imagine paying Twitter to have DMs. Insanity.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
DSP hates his job, he sucks at doing it, he bitches and moans about it constantly in front of the entire world, he makes an ass of himself every single day, and he has no other source of income. But he still comes into work every day to work his shit job like his life depends on it, because his life actually does depend on it and he's aware of that.

Richard has tried to be a streamer. He failed because he can't keep a schedule, he half-asses his job in ways that DSP never did (running old videos and talking over them half-consciously when he's too stoned to play a video game), and he responds to hecklers with tantrums instead of the silent lean-in ban. Richard will never be DSP.
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So what you're saying is being DSP actually involves adhering to an ethos, he actually has an ethic, he lives up to it. DSP is actually a good person compared to Low-T, who has no ethic, and lives up to nothing. DSP is a good person. His life actually involves adhering to an ethos.

Congratulations, you just convinced me DSP is a better person than Dickard.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
I mean, he's banned two different people with accounts many years old for both being the same kiwi. As for the source:

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Yeah, I guess if you’re an active wrongthink poster who also posts here, he’ll get rid of you, but I think if you don’t post (which I think virtually everyone here doesn’t do anymore), you’re fine.

I don’t think he’s literally rooting people out of the database based on being a poster here, is what I’m getting at.
 
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AnOminous said:
So what you're saying is being DSP actually involves adhering to an ethos, he actually has an ethic, he lives up to it. DSP is actually a good person compared to Low-T, who has no ethic, and lives up to nothing. DSP is a good person. His life actually involves adhering to an ethos.

Congratulations, you just convinced me DSP is a better person than Dickard.
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The word you're looking for is pathos
 
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proteus4994 said:
Yeah, I guess if you’re an active wrongthink poster who also posts here, he’ll get rid of you, but I think if you don’t post (which I think virtually everyone here doesn’t do anymore), you’re fine.
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This is key. A whole heap of dual citizens either don't post on SA at all or only post totally unremarkable, white noise unlikely to draw attention of the mods.
 
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Okay, the guy that posted that long thing about EVE and goons a while ago was basically completely off. This is stuff from a decade plus ago, so I don't remember all of it perfectly, but bear with me here.

EVE lauched in 2003, and even back then, it was a very buggy and weirdly balanced game. Some goons got into it and spent their time screwing around, but there wasn't much in the way of organized presence. There were a couple of corporations (EVE's version of guilds, basically) that were created, some of which were moderately successful, and most of which weren't. Most of the goons in the early days of EVE were the old school kind that were interested in trolling people, producing hilarious japes. Remedial's from this time, and was in several of these corps, though he never ran any of them as far as I know. He became notorious around this time for trolling the dad of some guy who's son (who also played EVE) got hit by a truck while on a moped; him and another goon named Firstname Lastname went to the station the dad was hanging out in and named their ships "truck" and "smoskefusedwithbike" and bumped into each other repeatedly while yelling insults in poorly translated German. This earned the alts they used for the purpose some bans and a lot of EVE forums rage.

Most goon organizations failed eventually due to drama or outside intervention (some fruity roleplayer type named Istvaan killed one of them), but eventually Remedial had the idea of creating a new corporation and mass recruiting newbies from Somethingawful. This was back in... 2004, 2005 mabye? I started playing around this time.

Some of the goons who already played the game shit on this idea massively because they were elitists and didn't think that a swarm of newbies could accomplish much in the game. As history has shown, they were full of shit.

Goonfleet originated as a bunch of newbies in cheap shitty ships that were employed en masse in raids into 0.0 (free PVP with no NPC cops, basically) space, tearing apart more highly skilled players with numbers, with some backup from a few more highly skilled players (such as Remedial, etc). Remedial was kind of a dick, but he also had charisma and was funny, so Goonfleet grew over time and eventually their antics amused some of the locals in the region they were raiding, so they got invited in as, basically, vassals of the organization that ran the place (that in turn were vassals of some major big dick PVP organization).

As they grew over time, they vended off various and sundry PVP organizations that tried to evict them, and eventually were given ownership of the entire region (with the caveat that obviously they had to defend it). At this point Goonfleet and related organizations had thousands of people.

I think the whole XZH, BOB drama, and moving south thing were documented elsewhere so I won't really go over them for now, but basically, Remedial was in charge this entire time. He didn't stop being in charge until sometime after goons moved from their ancestral home to the southern parts of EVE to make friends with the space russians.

A while after this he stole all of the ingame money that goons had been saving in order to buy a Titan (big dick ship that costs a bazillion to make and many resources). This didn't actually make many people mad; it was actually pretty funny at the time. Obviously this did end up ostracizing him, since, y'know, can't trust someone who ran off with the piggy bank.

A short time after this, the goon Firstname Lastname pretended to be a girl on AIM and tricked Remedial into sending a picture of his dick which then promptly got posted all over the EVE forums and the goon offsite forums, leading to angry legal threats. That was the last most people heard of Remedial, as getting owned that hard made him disappear. I hear he later lost a lot of weight and joined the military, but nothing since then.

I'm skipping over an immense amount of shit here; this is just giving the briefest of outlines. I'm no EVE historian.

Darius Johnson, Mittani, etc only really ended up running Goonfleet after it had been in the south a while. Darius was some guy (who I don't know well) and Mittani ran Goonfleet's fledgeling espionage organization which proved wildly successful beyond anyone's dreams.

I believe (but am not positive) that the first person to run Goonfleet after Remedial was not one of those two guys but instead a popular fleet commander named Sesfan Qulah.

Ugh this is too long already. Please give me my well deserved autism rating.
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