🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Blissed]

Actually listening live tonight. I listened to I think it was thursday's stream and it was ok. Giving it another shot.

 

[floom]

seen on Twitter

https://guntlogs.com/is-ethan-ralph-a-pedophile/

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I... don’t know either. Did @BOLDYSPICY! do a recap for yesterday? It’s all starting to blend together now in ways that I find to be genuinely disturbing.

Unfortunately no they fell asleep either before or during the show..... i cannot blame them. I think this is Ralphs master plan, make the show as boring as possible so everyone watching it will fall asleep or just turn it off

The last vestiges of my sanity kind of dropped off a cliff the other day, so no recap yesterday & today, I'm afraid. I'm just. . .so goddamn tired, you guys.

I'm gonna get some more rest & try again tomorrow.

 

[Freedom Fries]

seen on Twitter

https://guntlogs.com/is-ethan-ralph-a-pedophile/

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there's a whole trashfire thread on it here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/andy-ralph-twoon-pedophile-hunter-trashfire.53929/
it actually prompted Josh to begin a whole new thread type - trashfire

The last vestiges of my sanity kind of dropped off a cliff the other day, so no recap yesterday & today, I'm afraid. I'm just. . .so goddamn tired, you guys.

I'm gonna get some more rest & try again tomorrow.

as much as I enjoy them please just stop. Nobody should be watching Ralph's show that often. It's really unhealthy.

 

[Blissed]

Mark is a really good guest and the callers are shockingly asking fairly good questions.

But damn, Andy shows up and just stalls the show, dead, as much as he possibly can. Didn't this idiot actually train for an MMA fight at a real camp> He literally can't add anything productive? Or is he just too stupid to think of anything.

Also, watching Ralph just sit there while Mark and his chiseled physique help people get into shape is hilarious.

 

[anuscabbage12]

Mark is a really good guest and the callers are shockingly asking fairly good questions.

But damn, Andy shows up and just stalls the show, dead, as much as he possibly can. Didn't this idiot actually train for an MMA fight at a real camp> He literally can't add anything productive? Or is he just too stupid to think of anything.

Also, watching Ralph just sit there while Mark and his chiseled physique help people get into shape is hilarious.

Marc has alot of beef and drama with the fitness side of youtube for being a grifter and a shill.

He is most certainly on steroids' and other performance enhancers. people, like Marc then used their drugged up physique to shill their garbage workout supplements that do nothing but give you a caffeine high. Creatine does a little, but nothing like steriods. Hes a MASSIVE Grifter and shill. Hes also a manlet

No wonder ralph and him get along.

 

[Vetti]

Anthony Cumia and Ethan Ralph in direct contact. Maybe they'll do special show together where they lust over teenagers for three whole hours.

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[Kenobi]

Two reasons, one kind of power levely, the other from data Ralph himself shared recently. First the power levely.

Anyone that has ever done any study in public speaking, stand up comedy, or philosophical debate knows that its not just what you say and how you say it, it is the crowd you say it to. Thats kind of a messy way of putting it, but you don't have to fully unpack that to understand my point. In stand up comedy for instance, your goal as the comedian is to get the crowd to laugh. Alot of stand up comedy, or just comedy in general is in timing and crowd manipulation. Its mostly impossible to tell jokes that will 100% work and make people laugh, however, due to what we know about mob mentality/crowd psychology, we know that you don't actually have to make everyone in a crowd do something to get desired results, the rule of thumb is 20%. If you can get just 20% of any crowd to do something, the social and psychological effect of that will become viral. Here is a short video that will detail this psychological phenomenon. So in the example of stand up comedy, you dont have to work the whole crowd all at once, you just have to get results from about 20% and the rest will follow, this is also why its almost always advantageous to directly engage hecklers because it allows you to manipulate that crowd psychology to further incentivise crowd participation in a positive way (laughter) and to disinsintivise negative reactions (heckling). So if you make 20 people in a crowd of 100 laugh, the majority of the rest will laugh even if they dont find the jokes funny because they are psychologically wired to want to fit in and not be an outsider. Ralph is low effort, but he has either figured this bit of manipulation out on his own (after all even though he never got his degree he did at least attempt to do political science as a degree, and this would absolutely be part of that lesson plan) or he just haphazardly discovered it by acident chasing money and fame and just sticking to the lowest effort way to obtain both.

Now that we have the wall of text portion out of the way, what furthers this idea in my mind is how he recently said that he had only sold 20 out of 100 "exclusive collectors edition/limited edition" t-shirts. Thats 20% of the total. So I use what I know about crowd psychology, apply it to the data available, and we come out to roughly 20% of Ralphs audience is legit, and since not all of those are financial backers, I would guess that 20% of those legit viewers and 'fans' are his financial backing, but I err on the side of caution and inflate it slightly to 1/3 of that initial 20% because again, that 20% of legit viewers and fans are the hardcore followers of Ralph, the people that for what ever reason enjoy the content that Ralph puts out. The rest of the viewers are people that just want to be a part of something socially, hate watchers, or bots.

Sorry for the effort post, but stuff like this fascinates the shit out of me and is one of the main reasons I enjoy following cows. I like applying my knowlege of different fields to them to figure out how they work.

Take steve hofstetter hes a "comedian" that has made a lot of youtube vids and appeared on a lot of podcasts. He has never ever been funny in any of them, he frequently tramples jokes and has no charisma. Most podcasts just has comments about what a shitty guest he was.
His youtube stas reflects this as he has 600k subs and he gets about 15k views per video.
So if hes not funny and nobody likes him, what is he known for?

He engages with his hecklers and detractors and gets tons of viral vids from that.

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Anthony Cumia and Ethan Ralph in direct contact. Maybe they'll do special show together where they lust over teenagers for three whole hours.

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Does anthony got enough melanin for Ethan to think its hot tough?
"Hey Anthony have you heard of Jess southern?"

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph cant even get 10k lemons anymore even with last minute pity donations after seething at stream snipe chats, any milestone hes mocked for not meeting he goes on phone, reads about it, then begs mods and friends in discord to help him. Even with the advantage of all that, all the brain dead people who for some reason feel they owe him enough not to let him just die in gutter already he's gotten less than 90 fucking dollars. He doesnt even interact with anyone anymore, twitter has so many people blocked his engagement is dead and he cant even troll left wingers or black twitter because theyll ignore him or alawgs will show them the gunt.

How is this winning ralph? boring us out and being so inactive has only made you lose to the point your making sub burger flipping wages, no new viewers from different circles out of fear of alawgs, grifting this sphere is so done for you you make right wingers lose viewers when they host you. i mean the minute you do anything interesting we're still going to just go right back to you might as well take some risk and get money. just getting some pity shotouts is proven not to help you because your sedating yourself to deprive us of content bores the hell out everyone else too.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Ralph cant even get 10k lemons anymore even with last minute pity donations after seething at stream snipe chats, any milestone hes mocked for not meeting he goes on phone, reads about it, then begs mods and friends in discord to help him. Even with the advantage of all that, all the brain dead people who for some reason feel they owe him enough not to let him just die in gutter already he's gotten less than 90 fucking dollars. He doesnt even interact with anyone anymore, twitter has so many people blocked his engagement is dead and he cant even troll left wingers or black twitter because theyll ignore him or alawgs will show them the gunt.

How is this winning ralph? boring us out and being so inactive has only made you lose to the point your making sub burger flipping wages, no new viewers from different circles out of fear of alawgs, grifting this sphere is so done for you you make right wingers lose viewers when they host you. i mean the minute you do anything interesting we're still going to just go right back to you might as well take some risk and get money. just getting some pity shotouts is proven not to help you because your sedating yourself to deprive us of content bores the hell out everyone else too.

We fought a valiant war ladies and guntlemen. Its fucking done for now. I declare complete victory for the Axis forces against the Gunt Alliance. Now personally i am gonna shift to baked fuentes and dax ayy lawwging and ill take a couple potshots at Gunty when he inevitably starts showing his empty wallet on stream like angry joe and complaining about having Faith's black child to feed or if he does anything interesting and IT CONTINUES.
PS : my schizoposting still needs some work

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

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If Ralph gets on Cumia's Compound Media he doesn't need to worry about lemons or de-platforming anymore. Also he can trade up Faith for one of Cumia's grooming victims.

 

[Edilg]

If Ralph gets on Cumia's Compound Media he doesn't need to worry about lemons or de-platforming anymore. Also he can trade up Faith for one of Cumia's grooming victims.

Honestly would be a good move for him. I think Crummia pays like $100~150 per show so more than he's getting now in lemons. Also would get access to a production team so his God damn audio might be fixed as well.

 

[Vetti]

Honestly would be a good move for him. I think Crummia pays like $100~150 per show so more than he's getting now in lemons. Also would get access to a production team so his God damn audio might be fixed as well.

Ralph is such a stupid pissy drunk he'd eventually get himself fired for shit talking other people on the network like Redbar did I'm positive. He's already been close to that circumstance on Dlive.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is such a stupid pissy drunk he'd eventually get himself fired for shit talking other people on the network like Redbar did I'm positive. He's already been close to that circumstance on Dlive.

He's already in a passive aggressive catfight with chrissy who already hates him, likely another keemstar situation where ethan is kept around as a denial asset

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

We fought a valiant war ladies and guntlemen. Its fucking done for now. I declare complete victory for the Axis forces against the Gunt Alliance. Now personally i am gonna shift to baked fuentes and dax ayy lawwging and ill take a couple potshots at Gunty when he inevitably starts showing his empty wallet on stream like angry joe and complaining about having Faith's black child to feed or if he does anything interesting and IT CONTINUES.
PS : my schizoposting still needs some work

It's finally over... it doesn't seem real - I'm going to live. I never dreamed I would go back home to my childbride and guntling and get back to shaking my begging cup for lemons in peace.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

To everyone:

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I don't know why Dax got banned but if Tim Heidecker did it that's pretty funny. I'm glad Baked Alaska got banned because he's a giant piece of shit.

Dax... Baked... wonder who could be left?

Be a shame if something happened to that beautiful blue check mark, wouldn't it?

The day of the Blue Check Mark's destruction marks the end of the Corn Harvest, and the beginning of the Cornpocalypse. From Revelations:

1. The Revelation of Jesus Christ
   1. The Revelation of PPP is communicated to John of Patmos through prophetic visions. (1:1–9)
   2. John is instructed by the "one like a son of Gunt" to tweet all that he hears and sees, from the prophetic visions, to Seven churches of Asia. (1:10–13)
   3. The appearance of the "one like a son of Gunt" is given, and he reveals what the seven spergs and seven trashburgers represent. (1:14–20)
2. Messages for seven churches of Asia
   1. Ephesus: From this church, he "who overcomes is granted to eat from the tree of trash, which is in the midst of the Arby's Parking Lot." (2:1–7)
      1. Praised for not bearing those who are autistic, testing those who say they are guntguards and are not, and finding them to be liars; hating the deeds of the Nicolaitans; having persevered and possessing patience.
      2. Admonished to "do the first gay ops" and to repent for having left their "mother's basements."
   2. Smyrna: From this church, those who are faithful until death, will be given "the crown of Maker's Mark." He who overcomes shall not be hurt by the second death. (2:8–11)
      1. Praised for being "hood rich" while impoverished and in tribulation.
      2. Admonished not to fear the "synagogue of Satan", nor fear a ten-day tribulation of being thrown into Loudoun County Jail.
   3. Pergamum: From this church, he who overcomes will be given the hidden manna to eat and a white micropeen with a secret name on it." (2:12–17)
      1. Praised for holding "fast to My name", not denying "My e-fame" even in the days of Antipas, "My faithful Gaytor."
      2. Admonished to repent for having held the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balak to put a stumbling block before the children of Israel; eating meth addict asshole sacrificed to idols, committing sexual immorality, and holding the "doctrine of the Nicolaitans."
   4. Thyatira: From this church, he who overcomes until the end, will be given power over the Discord server in order to sweep them to pieces with a broom of iron; he will also be given the "morning drink." (2:18–29)
      1. Praised for their flagging, botting, service, faith, and paypiggery.
      2. Admonished to repent for allowing a "prophetess" to promote sexual immorality and to eat things sacrificed to the Gunt.
   5. Sardis: From this church, he who overcomes will be clothed in Killstream merch, and his name will not be jannied out from the Book of Life; his name will also be confessed before the Gunt and His Demon Baby. (3:1–6)
      1. Admonished to be watchful and to strengthen since their gay ops have not been perfect before the Gunt.
   6. Philadelphia: From this church, he who overcomes will be made a mod in the chat of Dlive having the name of Fed, the name of the city of Guntsville Virginia, "New Jerusalem", and the Son of God's new enemy. (3:7–13)
      1. Praised for having some retard strength, keeping "My lies", and having not denied "it's not tru, My account was hacked, in fact it was probably you."
      2. Reminded to hold fast what they have, that no one may take their brooms.
   7. Laodicea: From this church, he who overcomes will be granted the opportunity to sit with the Son of Gunt on his whiskey crate. (3:14–22)
      1. Admonished to be zealous and repent from being "beta"; they are instructed to buy the "merch refined in the third world shitholes", that they may be gay; to buy "lame t shirts", that they may be clothed, so that the shame of their autism would be revealed; to anoint their eyes with bleach, that they may not see.
3. Before the Throne of Gunt
   1. The Throne of God appears, surrounded by twenty four chairs with Twenty-four neckbeards seated in them. (4:1–5)
   2. The four living creatures are introduced. (4:6–11)
   3. A bottle, with seven xannies, is presented and it is declared that the Lion of the tribe of Judah, from the "Root of David", is the only one that will be worthy to open this bottle in the future (5:1–5)[48]
   4. When the "Gunt having seven horns and seven eyes" took the bottle, the creatures of wizardchan fell down before the Gunt to give him praise, joined by myriads of neets and the creatures of the basement. (5:6–14)
4. Seven Sealsare opened
   1. First Seal: A white coalburner appears, whose black rider has a BBC with which to rape. (6:1–2)
   2. Second Seal: A red fat guy appears, whose rider is granted a "great laptop" to take peace from the internet. (6:3–4)
   3. Third Seal: A black nigger appears, whose rider has "a pair of KFC bargain buckets in his hand", where a voice then says, "A measure of crack for a chicken piece, and three measures of crack for some pussy; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine." (6:5–6)
   4. Fourth Seal: A pale autist appears, whose rider is Death, and Hades follows him. Death is granted a fourth part of the earth, to kill with alcoholism, with obesity, with pills, and with the beasts of the internet. (6:7–
   5. Fifth Seal: "Under the Gunt", appeared the souls of martyrs for the "word of God", who cry out for vengeance. They are given white robes and told to rest until the martyrdom of their brothers is completed. (6:9–11)
   6. Sixth Seal: (6:12–17)
      1. There occurs a great guntquake where "the sun becomes black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon like blood" (6:12).
      2. The stars of heaven fall to the earth and the sky recedes like a scroll being rolled up (6:13–14).
      3. Every trailer and pickup truck is moved out of place (6:14).
      4. The people of earth retreat to caves in the mountains (6:15).
      5. The survivors call upon the mountains and the rocks to fall on them, so as to hide them from the "wrath of the Fat Redneck Loser" (6:16).
   7. Interlude: The 144,000 Hebrews are sealed.
      1. 144,000 from the Twelve Tribes of Israel are sealed as servants of Gunt on their foreheads (7:1–
      2. A great multitude stand before the Throne of Gunt, who come out of the Great Tribulation, clothed with robes made "white in the blood of Faith's tampon" and having palm branches in their hands. (7:9–17)
   8. Seventh Seal: Introduces the seven tweets (8:1–5)
      1. "Silence in the chat for about half an hour" (8:1).
      2. Seven mods are each given brooms (8:2).
      3. An eighth mod takes a "golden censer", filled with fire from the Guntly altar, and throws it to the chat (8:3–5). What follows are "peals of tard rage, rumblings, flashes of sperging, and a guntquake" (8:5).
      4. After the eighth mod has devastated the chat, the seven mods introduced in verse 2 prepare to sweep their brooms (8:6).
5. Seven trumpetsare sounded (Seen in Chapters 8, 9, and 12).
   1. First Trumpet: Hail and fire, mingled with period blood, are thrown to the earth burning up a third of the trees and green grass. (8:6–7)
   2. Second Trumpet: Something that resembles a great shit, burning with Taco Bell hot sauce, falls from the sky and lands in the ocean. It kills a third of the sea creatures and destroys a third of the ships at sea. (8:8–9)
   3. Third Trumpet: A great star, named Wormwood, falls from heaven and poisons a third of the rivers and bottles of Maker's Mark. (8:10–11)
   4. Fourth Trumpet: A third of the sun, the moon, and the stars are darkened creating complete darkness for a third of the day and the night. As a neet Flamenco is unaffected. (8:12–13)
   5. Fifth Trumpet: The First Woe (9:1–12)
      1. A "trashburger" falls from the sky (9:1).
      2. This "trashburger" is given "the key to the bottomless gunt" (9:1).
      3. The "trashburger" then opens the bottomless gunt. When this happens, "grease [rises] from [the Abyss] like grease from a gigantic deep frier. The sun and sky [are] darkened by the smoke from the Abyss" (9:2).
      4. From out of the smoke, locusts who are "given power like that of scorpions of the earth" (9:3), who are commanded not to harm anyone or anything except for people who were not given the "seal of Gunt" on their foreheads (from chapter 7) (9:4).
      5. The "locusts" are described as having a human appearance (faces and hair) but with meth teeth, and wearing "breastplates of iron"; the sound of their wings resembles "the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle" (9:7–9).
   6. Sixth Trumpet: The Second Woe (9:13–21)
      1. The four mods bound to the great Discord server Euphrates are released to prepare two hundred million spergs.
      2. These armies kill a third of mankind by plagues of autism, poor hygiene, and gayness.
   7. Interlude: The little scroll. (10:1–11)
      1. A capo appears, with one foot on the sea and one foot on the land, having an opened little book in his hand.
      2. Upon the cry of the capo, seven thunders utter lies and slander that are not to be written down by John.
      3. John is instructed to eat the little retard that happens to be sweet in his mouth, but bitter in his stomach, and to prophesy.
      4. John is given a measuring godrod to measure the temple of Guntsville, the altar, and those who sperg there.
      5. Outside the temple, at the court of the holy city, it is trod by the nations for forty-two months (3 1/2 years).
      6. Two witnesses prophesy for 1,260 days, clothed in sackcloth. (11:1–14)
   8. Seventh Trumpet: The Third Woe that leads into the seven bowls(11:15–19)
      1. The temple of Gunt opens in Virginia, where the ark of His retardation can be seen. There are lightnings, noises, reeeeeeeees, a guntquake, and great hail.
6. The Seven Spiritual Figures. (Events leading into the Third Woe)
   1. A teenager "clothed with a white hoodie, with Gaytor at her back, with the nigger Bibble under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve xannies" is in pregnancy with a demon baby. (12:1–2)
   2. A great Gunt (with seven heads, ten horns, and seven crowns on his heads) drags a third of the stars of YouTube with his tail, and throws them to tonight's show. (12:3–4). The Gunt waits for the birth of the child so he can devour it. However, sometime after the child is born, he is caught up to God's throne while the teenager flees into the wilderness into her place prepared of God that they should feed her there for 1,260 days (3½ years). (12:5–6). War breaks out in heaven between Michael and the Gunt, identified as that old fat loser, the Devil, or Satan (12:9). After a great fight, the Gunt and his autists are cast out of Heaven for good, followed by praises of victory for God's kingdom. (12:7–12). The Gunt engages to revenge porn the teenager, but she is given aid to evade him. Her evasiveness enrages the Gunt, prompting him to wage war against the rest of her offspring, who keep the commandments of God and have the testimony of Mr Vickers. (12:13–17)
   3. A Gunt (with seven heads, ten horns, and ten crowns on his horns and on his heads names of blasphemy) emerges from the Sea, having one mortally wounded head that is then shitfaced. The people of the internet wonder and follow the Beast. The Gunt grants him a wrench and authority over chat for forty-two months. (13:1–5)
   4. The Beast of the Sea blasphemes God's name (along with God's tabernacle and His kingdom and all who dwell in Heaven), wages war against the a logs, and overcomes them. (13:6–10)
   5. Then, a Gunt emerges from the Earth having two horns like a lamb, speaking like a dragon. He directs people to make an image of the Gunt of the Sea who was wounded yet lives, breathing life into it, and forcing all people to bear "the mark of the Beast", "Can't Abort the Retort". Events leading into the Third Woe:
   6. PPP stands on Mount Zion with the 144,000 "first fags" who are redeemed from Earth and victorious over the Gunt and his mark and image. (14:1–5)
      1. The proclamations of three a logs. (14:6–13)
      2. One like the Son of Null reaps the cornfields. (14:14–16)
      3. A second a log reaps "the vine of the Earth" and throws it into "the great winepress of the wrath of God... and blood came out of the winepress... up to one thousand six hundred stadia. (the best gaming service online, subscribe now or enjoy a free trial! TaC apply.)" (14:17–20)
      4. The anus of Faith, in Ethan's crackshack, is opened(15:1–5), beginning the "Seven Bowels" revelation.
      5. Seven mods are given a golden bowel, from the Four Living Creatures, that contains the seven last plagues bearing the wrath of the Gunt. (15:6–
7. Seven bowlsare poured onto Earth:
   1. First Bowel: A "foul and malignant sore" afflicts the followers of the Gunt. (16:1–2)
   2. Second Bowel: The Sea turns to period blood and everything within it dies. (16:3)
   3. Third Bowel: All fresh water turns to Maker's Mark. (16:4–7)
   4. Fourth Bowel: The Sun scorches the Earth with intense heat and even burns some people with fire. (16:8–9)
   5. Fifth Bowel: There is total darkness and great pain in the Gunt's kingdom. (16:10–11)
   6. Sixth Bowel: The Great River of Guntsville is dried up and preparations are made for the e-celebs of the East and the final battle at Armageddon between the forces of good and the guntguard. (16:12–16)
   7. Seventh Bowel: A great guntquake and heavy tardstorm: "every island fled away and the mountains were not found." (16:17–21)
8. Aftermath: Vision of John given by "an a log who had the seven bowels"
   1. The great Harlot who sits on a scarlet Gunt (with seven heads and ten horns and names of blasphemy all over its body) and by many waters: Babylon the Great. The a log showing John the vision of the Harlot and the scarlet Gunt reveals their identities and fates (17:1–1
   2. The Blue Check Mark is destroyed. (18:1–
   3. The spergs of the internet (the mods, paypigs, clout-chasers, etc.) mourn the Blue Check Mark's destruction. (18:9–19)
   4. The permanence of the Blue Check Mark's destruction. (18:20–24)
9. The Marriage of the meth whore and the Gunt
   1. A great multitude praises the Gunt. (19:1–6)
   2. The marriage Supper of the Gunt. (19:7–10)
10. The Judgment of the two Beasts, the Gunt, and the paypigs (19:11–20:15)
    1. Gaytor and the False Prophet are cast into the Lake of Fire. (19:11–21)
    2. The Gunt is imprisoned in the Bottomless Pit for a thousand years. (20:1–3)
    3. The resurrected martyrs live and reign with Christ for a thousand years. (20:4–6)
    4. After the Thousand Years
       1. The Gunt is released and goes out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the Earth—Gog and Magog—and gathers them for battle at the holy city. The Gunt makes war against the people of God, but is defeated. (20:7–9)
       2. The Gunt is cast into the Lake of Fire with Gaytor and the False Prophet. (20:10)
       3. The Last Judgment: the wicked, along with Bibble and Flamenco, are cast into the Lake of Fire, which is the second death. (20:11–15)
11. The New Heaven and Earth, and New Jerusalem
    1. A "new heaven" and "new earth" replace the old heaven and old earth. There is no more suffering or death. (21:1–
    2. God comes to dwell with humanity in the New Jerusalem. (21:2–
    3. Description of the New Jerusalem. (21:9–27)
    4. The River of Life and the Tree of Life appear for the healing of the nations and peoples. The curse of sin is ended. (22:1–5)
12. Conclusion
    1. Christ's reassurance that his coming is imminent. Final admonitions. (22:6–21)

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Take steve hofstetter hes a "comedian" that has made a lot of youtube vids and appeared on a lot of podcasts. He has never ever been funny in any of them, he frequently tramples jokes and has no charisma. Most podcasts just has comments about what a shitty guest he was.
His youtube stas reflects this as he has 600k subs and he gets about 15k views per video.

Just to further prove my 20% rule, 20% of 600k is 120k, just 5k more than his 15k average. Also with this guy being a stand-up comedian, I bet you dollars to doughnuts that he has at least some knowledge of the 20% rule of crowd psychology. Even bad comedians know how to utilize it in order to get just enough laughs for clout. Further proof of this is how this guy takes pride in engaging with the hecklers, again if you are working a crowd its all about manipulating 20% into laughing with you and disincentivizing any rebel dissenters.

A Gigantic effort post

Not sure how to rate this, the length screams dumb, the material screams puzzle piece, but the sheer amount of effort that went into making it, and with hyperlinks to boot, that demands a winner.

Edit, nah its a puzzle piece. I never realized that copy pasta;ed hyperlinks still worked.

 

[AltisticRight]

The gunt flags your videos, blocks you while shittalking you, and posts paypiggy doxxxXes on cow while he screeches about muh free speeech.
Twitter is a private company, gunty, whatugonnado? Dax getting banned, nothing of value was lost.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

He's already in a passive aggressive catfight with chrissy who already hates him

I must have missed that, even though it's not unexpected.