Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[break these cuffs]

Even worse, he started presenting at all the wrong times. He was a disgusting gnome when meeting all of his online besties at cons, and only dresses like a fat hag and wears wigs now that he's completely apartment-bound. I'm sure Mama Alley didn't approve at the time, but I bet Jake's socjus life would be very different if he could have shaved the beard sooner.

As if Jake Alley could ever be on time for anything.

 

[AnOminous]

As if Jake Alley could ever be on time for anything.

Imagine being so low effort and lazy you even fail to live up to the "standards" of Twitter troons. Even other fat guys with five o'clock shadow are going "dude you aren't even trying."

Can you blame him? Who wants to spend hours getting a live Googleshng from a fat loser blubbering for hours about imaginary Nazis, lesbian rape gangs, whisper networks, his waifu Chelsea, how Jesse Singal plots to murder him, his double girl skin, and the virtues of Kamen Rider?

Imagine being so pathetic and annoying even a suicide hotline is like "lmao do a flip fatty."

How utterly clumsy and gauche, you've been offered a paying writing opportunity, but you publicly ask for "how much" instead of taking it to DMs or thanking them for the offer and just writing ONE thing to see how it turns out.

Every time you think you might start to feel sorry for Jake he unleashes such pure assholery that you can't even believe such a shitty person exists.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How utterly clumsy and gauche, you've been offered a paying writing opportunity, but you publicly ask for "how much" instead of taking it to DMs or thanking them for the offer and just writing ONE thing to see how it turns out. Especially when other kiwis have already found this info posted in easy-to-find places.

Even worse, he started presenting at all the wrong times. He was a disgusting gnome when meeting all of his online besties at cons, and only dresses like a fat hag and wears wigs now that he's completely apartment-bound. I'm sure Mama Alley didn't approve at the time, but I bet Jake's socjus life would be very different if he could have shaved the beard sooner.

Jake thinks he’s smarter than anyone else and has no theory of mind. He probably thought he could get away with not bothering to make any effort back then as long as he told everyone he was transitioning.

I’m 50/50 how permanent his actual transition is. He’s wearing men’s clothes and his wigs are clearly cheap fancy dress shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if he only presents as female for the sake of selfies and on the rare occasions when he meets up with people IRL.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I’m 50/50 how permanent his actual transition is.

I think it'll be long-lasting, just like his Nazi delusions. He's very tenacious when it comes to holding onto bizarre ideas that hurt his vestigial real life.

 

[Wallace]

He’s wearing men’s clothes and his wigs are clearly cheap fancy dress shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if he only presents as female for the sake of selfies and on the rare occasions when he meets up with people IRL.

You're probably right. Jake can't even tie his shoes without someone holding his hand. There's no way he puts effort into his "transition". Like Rhys, Yaniv, and Clymer, he's a woman to the extent he can gain advantage from it. But I would bet money that he's not doing anything more than putting on a wig for selfies.

 

[Water-T]

I’m 50/50 how permanent his actual transition is. He’s wearing men’s clothes and his wigs are clearly cheap fancy dress shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if he only presents as female for the sake of selfies and on the rare occasions when he meets up with people IRL.

I think he's all-in now. He went as far as getting rid of the gnome beard and posting selfies in a wig and dressed as a woman which honestly surprised me. Jake must have realized that showing up at cons claiming to be a buxom trans woman online while still looking like every other slovenly white dude in attendance was hurting not only his cred with NPCs, but also torpedoing his chances of getting work in those circles. Jake reached the point where he had to finally back up the lie he cultivated 6 years ago in order to worm his way into Chelsea's Kewl Kidz Klub.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I can never take Jake cursing seriously:


Also: https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1315383391924224003

 

[break these cuffs]

Also: https://tw.tinf.io/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1315383391924224003
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Jake might have Streisand Effect issue if he had any followers who bothered interacting with his tweets.

 

[repentance]

I’m 50/50 how permanent his actual transition is. He’s wearing men’s clothes and his wigs are clearly cheap fancy dress shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if he only presents as female for the sake of selfies and on the rare occasions when he meets up with people IRL.

Cheap wigs are uncomfortable. I don't believe for a minute that he's getting up every day and putting effort into presenting as a woman.

Normal adults have been doing daily grooming for so long that it's just part of their routine. Jake will find it a chore.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it'll be long-lasting, just like his Nazi delusions. He's very tenacious when it comes to holding onto bizarre ideas that hurt his vestigial real life.

Trooning is literally all he has. Otherwise he's just a fat boring white neckbearded man. Which he is anyway but at least he has pretend. It's not like he has any skills or accomplishments at all.

I can never take Jake cursing seriously:

>REEEEE REEEEEE don't post Kiwi Farms shit I'm triggered help help REEEEEE
>next post giant Kiwi Farms logo

I guess it's okay if fatty does it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Jake must have realized that showing up at cons claiming to be a buxom trans woman online while still looking like every other slovenly white dude in attendance was hurting not only his cred with NPCs, but also torpedoing his chances of getting work in those circles.

But the catalyst wasn't any of those, it was the arrival of someone who would hold his hand through buying a wig and women's clothes.
As near as I can tell, his career writing filler for monster books had started before The Shave, and didn't really pick up afterward.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Jake thinks he’s smarter than anyone else and has no theory of mind. He probably thought he could get away with not bothering to make any effort back then as long as he told everyone he was transitioning.

I’m 50/50 how permanent his actual transition is. He’s wearing men’s clothes and his wigs are clearly cheap fancy dress shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if he only presents as female for the sake of selfies and on the rare occasions when he meets up with people IRL.

Even if he goes back to bald fat guy with a grey beard he won't ever take on a male identity. He's been a fat, bearded and bald woman for so many years already so it wouldn't change much.

@repentence brings up a good point about what he's like at home. When he got to the hospital with PTSD inflicted butt problems he even said he was wearing male clothes(can't remember the phrasing). Did he wear the wig? Had he shaved recently? Who knows. It is clear that he leaves his home rarely and reluctantly, he's been social distancing for many years already, so the time spent wearing womens clothing when going out might be a blip compared to him still sitting around in the same sweatpants and ancient t-shirts that he did before. With one exception. I'm absolutely certain that at some point he's been at home, alone, enjoying the fact that he's wearing women's clothing just like the common crossdresser.

Jake should do a makeup guide. Don't purse your lips like you're sucking on a lemon when applying lipstick, it will end up around your lips. Applying mascara is scary, do it with your eyes closed.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Weird how a woman with such luscious red hair has never had a professional styling. Violet should watch out, the Nazis think she’s bald, and this could conceivably be taken as evidence for that.

Troons never seem to be able to figure out that long hair and short hair are very different propositions, maintenance-wise.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He's allowed a sneak peak at that wargame he's "designing"; a look behind the curtain of a game designer!

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/769793298

"I am actually working, doing the whole game design thing, doing some rapid prototyping in Tabletop Simulator"



The clip is actually relatively amusing, and Jake seems to be enjoying himself, he should stream more of this kind of thing instead of his normal marathon gaming streams.

 

[AnOminous]

This man has never had a professional styling. That is just sad. Imagine being a tranny who has never had even the level of professional grooming even a normal dude has had from time to time.

I'd almost feel sorry for him. Except he could have had this any time he wanted. It's literally a normal service any human being can get, even at a mall or Wal-Mart.

 

[muh_moobs]

This man has never had a professional styling. That is just sad. Imagine being a tranny who has never had even the level of professional grooming even a normal dude has had from time to time.

I'd almost feel sorry for him. Except he could have had this any time he wanted. It's literally a normal service any human being can get, even at a mall or Wal-Mart.

He has no hair to style, though.

 

[AnOminous]

He has no hair to style, though.

He she could have got his her gnome beard trimmed at some point when it was like four feet long.

Look at this pure object of feminine beauty

 

[muh_moobs]

He she could have got his her gnome beard trimmed at some point when it was like four feet long.

Look at this pure object of feminine beauty

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Pvt. Alley conducts virtual patrols during the culture wars - CON archives. 2015, colorized.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's allowed a sneak peak at that wargame he's "designing"; a look behind the curtain of a game designer!

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/769793298

"I am actually working, doing the whole game design thing, doing some rapid prototyping in Tabletop Simulator"

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The clip is actually relatively amusing, and Jake seems to be enjoying himself, he should stream more of this kind of thing instead of his normal marathon gaming streams.

So those flying chess pieces were his attempt to kitbash a sort of figure that you could knock parts off of as it takes damage.
Jake's next batch of insulation is going to be even more expensive than the first