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I don't know, Riley J Penis got "facial feminization surgery" and he still just looks like a dude with a horse face.
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I don't know, Riley J Penis got "facial feminization surgery" and he still just looks like a dude with a horse face.
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Just means he got bad surgery
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Why does Lily make the same face in every photo? It makes her whole face look crooked, as if she is genuinely incapable of smiling or looking happy.
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That pic makes me think of some creepypasta shit
There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile
He had a crooked psyche
And a crooked smile
He bought a crooked sexpet
Which drew some crooked art
And their crooked brains thought
That they were so very smart
There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile
He had a crooked psyche
And a crooked smile
He bought a crooked sexpet
Which drew some crooked art
And their crooked brains thought
That they were so very smart
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Some part of me wants a video of the modern Lily talking. Because for the life of me I can't fathom how that looks in motion. Although I'm not opposed to making a yanderedev-esque deep fake.
But like, she looks like a fucking elderly woman what the fuck is wrong with her face? There comes a point where if makeup and phone filters aren't working, you just might be ugly.
AngelusBarney
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Sadly it would be hard to get much evidence of it either way, but I was the owner of said laptop, and it didn't originate on ED, I got in contact with someone about it.
Bhaalspawn was a friend of mine at the time, and had been using a laptop they bought off someone. Turned out it was stolen goods and it was confiscated, so they needed a computer. I had gotten a new (used) laptop for christmas hence I let them borrow my laptop since they needed one.
I was still in the early stages of taking anti-depressants, and my mind was not in a good state, and they knew this hence I believe they might have been either attempting to blackmail me for the laptop, or was just playing a super sick joke. I do remember selling them the laptop, and I might have wiped the hard disk before hand.
I wish I could offer up more evidence/info but honestly I'd probably end up doxing myself at that point.
Chapter Master Tu'Shan
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My guess is she's trying to go this cheeky/confident half-smile kinda expression, but fails to pull it off properly.
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i feel so bad if that guy is a genuin nice person my i thought that was Onision for a split second
Son Goku Baku
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She looks like she has partial facial paralysis or someone that used too much botox but one side alone.
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I sometimes wonder if degenerate troons with serial killer faces actually look at their photos before posting or if they really are deluded enough to think they look good and cute.
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https://archive.fo/MXVth
https://archive.fo/BbVhi
https://archive.fo/dDUTk
https://archive.fo/SbewK
when you don't accept or disagree with the opinion and interpretation of others, the first thing you should think shouldn't be how malicious the other person is for thinking differently from you with nothing to support that conclusion
reminded me of the (not)wise words of a great philosopher
https://archive.fo/BbVhi
https://archive.fo/dDUTk
https://archive.fo/SbewK
when you don't accept or disagree with the opinion and interpretation of others, the first thing you should think shouldn't be how malicious the other person is for thinking differently from you with nothing to support that conclusion
reminded me of the (not)wise words of a great philosopher
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I'm gonna ignore the pokemon shit for now to instead point out that if you called Finn or Rose token characters a year ago, people like Lily would've called you racist for assuming so. Black and Asian lead characters in a Star Wars film is a HUGE win for diversity and representation, and you hate to see them take spotlight from white characters!
But as soon as John Boyega talks about what an absolute shithole these movies were and basically confirming everything people had been criticizing for the past couple years, that Finn has nothing to do, that he's always running around scared and sweaty, the narrative changes. The characters always were tokens and deserved better.
But as soon as John Boyega talks about what an absolute shithole these movies were and basically confirming everything people had been criticizing for the past couple years, that Finn has nothing to do, that he's always running around scared and sweaty, the narrative changes. The characters always were tokens and deserved better.
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I still believe he's trying to imitate that creepy smug face in his icon.
That would require nuance, doncha know?
Remember that by his own logic, he should be totally responsible for his rabid fans harassing Lizzy.
Honestly, his cooking is probably the best thing he's got going for him.
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I'm not going to ignore the Pokemon stuff because there's reasons behind all of them.
Lily at least admits that Hau and Hop are, frankly, uninteresting. They become annoying less because of their personalities (they don't really... have any, beyond being perky and optimistic, and I think Hop only distinguishes himself by also having an inferiority complex that barely gets mentioned and goes basically nowhere) but because they're symptomatic of Pokemon's problem with hand-holding the players more and more. They show up constantly to offer you tutorials and then the game wants you to care about them so they get a lot of excess screen time even though they have little to contribute.
This is not the case with Lillie. Lillie isn't a rival-- she's the girl with the actual storyline in the games. She's on the run from her brainwashed and abusive, controlling mother who, in her state of being controlled by Nihilego, has forced her daughter to wear clothes and style her hair in order to better resemble the parasitic space jellyfish. She spends much of the game trying to use honeyed words to convince Lillie to come back to her loving arms, and when Lillie refuses, she becomes violent. Lillie's whole character arc is coming to terms with disentangling from her mother's (well, Nihilego's, through her mother) toxic influence, claiming her own identify and becoming her own person. You'd think Lily Orchard would be all over a storyline about somebody saying 'Fuck you, Mom!', but then again the evidence of Lillie's abuse, though fairly apparent, is also inferred. Lillie never takes a moment to give a thousand-yard stare to the camera and say "My mother abused me." She never directly says "Fuck you, Mom!" Although I guess the resolution is Lillie forgiving her mother for what she's been through, since she was being mind-raped by an alien monstrosity at the time.
I'm pretty sure people like Marnie because she's got a fun aesthetic and, from what I've seen of Sword and Shield, has kind of a fun gimmick with Team Yell (not that Team Yell is a fun gimmick, I mean the way Marnie seems to kind of roll her eyes at the whole thing-- she overall seems pretty chill). I assume 'the guy the the Hatterene' is Bede? I haven't seen a lot of love for him as a character but, again, from footage I've seen (I have no Switch, therefore no personal experience with Sword and Shield) he has a couple of interesting cutscenes and an actual character arc. I believe Marnie does, too.
Hop and Hau just... kind of don't, which I'm pretty sure is the main problem people wind up having with them. They're both overzealous and super optimistic and nice, which honestly just doesn't make them fun rivals (it was a joy to beat Gary's smug face in specifically because his face was smug), and they don't have any ameliorating factors like character development to bolster them. Cheren and Bianca from Gen 5, for instance, were much more interesting rivals because they were both going through opposing character arcs, with Cheren having to learn to mellow out and accept that his desire to be the Champion was actually damaging and self-destructive (at least, the way he was pursuing it) and Bianca learning that, while she isn't all that great at battles, she has other skills she can contribute and becoming self-confident enough to find her own path. Both of them show the resolution of their arcs in the sequels, where Cheren has become a Gym Leader and takes it upon himself to teach young trainers in his spare time, and Bianca is a research assistant, eschewing the need to be a battler while embracing her love and understanding of Pokemon.
Compare also to the group of kids from X and Y, who are so generic and friendly I completely forgot they even existed, except for the fact that they drag the entire game to a screeching halt right out the gate to have a big friend pow-wow where everybody gives each other dumb nicknames and then you finally get your starter. Turns out all of those kids are white and nobody likes them. I also legit just learned the rival's name in Let's Go!, even though I've watched plenty of footage from that game. Apparently nobody likes Trace. Who is also white.
Also, forgive me if I'm wrong, but doesn't everybody think Professor Kukui is not only a pretty enjoyable professor, but also super fucking hot?
It's almost like these character reactions have nothing to do with skin tone and is predominantly about uninteresting character traits and stories. Wow.
On a similar note: Luz.
As a caveat, I haven't watched The Owl House, but by my understanding Luz is basically an isekai protagonist, a regular girl mysteriously thrust into a fantastical situation. She's the audience surrogate character, as well as the main character, and knowing these two factors, here's the thing: generally speaking, the main character in a work with a large supporting cast is the least interesting character of that cast.
That's because they're the 'baseline' character. They're the character everybody is supposed to like and identify with, so while there are factors that make them interesting they also tend to default to being 'nice people'. They're... you know. Nice. You don't hate 'em, but because they're supposed to appeal to as many viewers as possible, since they're the character you'll be spending the most time with, they have to be smoothed out and approachable (unless one of the main points of the story is about them being an asshole). What this means is that the other characters are the ones who are dominantly allowed to make more mistakes or have more defined quirks and malices. They're allowed to be rougher and more distinct, and that's why people gravitate to them.
It also doesn't help that these characters are used as the grounded ones to which all exposition is given, so no small part of their screentime is also spent receiving worldbuilding knowledge from other characters.
So I'm sure this has very little to do with Luz's ethnicity and more with her role as the viewpoint character.
But yeah, sure. It's all about racism and these definitely aren't common complaints that crop up in mono-ethnic casts that only get spotlighted because somebody has an axe to grind, a point to make, and a virtue to signal.
HOLD. UP.
I'm sorry?
Back before the breakup, Lily was bragging about how much Lizzy wanted her cock.
After the breakup, one of the things Lily mentioned as a red flag about Lizzy was that she refused to initiate sex. She always left it up to Lily to be the initiator and Lily was pissed that Lizzy wasn't more forward or aggressive about it. I also recall that Lizzy wasn't wanting sex as often and Lily was getting frustrated by being rebuffed. Now suddenly Lizzy was 'coercing' Lily into having sex against her will?
Lily at least admits that Hau and Hop are, frankly, uninteresting. They become annoying less because of their personalities (they don't really... have any, beyond being perky and optimistic, and I think Hop only distinguishes himself by also having an inferiority complex that barely gets mentioned and goes basically nowhere) but because they're symptomatic of Pokemon's problem with hand-holding the players more and more. They show up constantly to offer you tutorials and then the game wants you to care about them so they get a lot of excess screen time even though they have little to contribute.
This is not the case with Lillie. Lillie isn't a rival-- she's the girl with the actual storyline in the games. She's on the run from her brainwashed and abusive, controlling mother who, in her state of being controlled by Nihilego, has forced her daughter to wear clothes and style her hair in order to better resemble the parasitic space jellyfish. She spends much of the game trying to use honeyed words to convince Lillie to come back to her loving arms, and when Lillie refuses, she becomes violent. Lillie's whole character arc is coming to terms with disentangling from her mother's (well, Nihilego's, through her mother) toxic influence, claiming her own identify and becoming her own person. You'd think Lily Orchard would be all over a storyline about somebody saying 'Fuck you, Mom!', but then again the evidence of Lillie's abuse, though fairly apparent, is also inferred. Lillie never takes a moment to give a thousand-yard stare to the camera and say "My mother abused me." She never directly says "Fuck you, Mom!" Although I guess the resolution is Lillie forgiving her mother for what she's been through, since she was being mind-raped by an alien monstrosity at the time.
I'm pretty sure people like Marnie because she's got a fun aesthetic and, from what I've seen of Sword and Shield, has kind of a fun gimmick with Team Yell (not that Team Yell is a fun gimmick, I mean the way Marnie seems to kind of roll her eyes at the whole thing-- she overall seems pretty chill). I assume 'the guy the the Hatterene' is Bede? I haven't seen a lot of love for him as a character but, again, from footage I've seen (I have no Switch, therefore no personal experience with Sword and Shield) he has a couple of interesting cutscenes and an actual character arc. I believe Marnie does, too.
Hop and Hau just... kind of don't, which I'm pretty sure is the main problem people wind up having with them. They're both overzealous and super optimistic and nice, which honestly just doesn't make them fun rivals (it was a joy to beat Gary's smug face in specifically because his face was smug), and they don't have any ameliorating factors like character development to bolster them. Cheren and Bianca from Gen 5, for instance, were much more interesting rivals because they were both going through opposing character arcs, with Cheren having to learn to mellow out and accept that his desire to be the Champion was actually damaging and self-destructive (at least, the way he was pursuing it) and Bianca learning that, while she isn't all that great at battles, she has other skills she can contribute and becoming self-confident enough to find her own path. Both of them show the resolution of their arcs in the sequels, where Cheren has become a Gym Leader and takes it upon himself to teach young trainers in his spare time, and Bianca is a research assistant, eschewing the need to be a battler while embracing her love and understanding of Pokemon.
Compare also to the group of kids from X and Y, who are so generic and friendly I completely forgot they even existed, except for the fact that they drag the entire game to a screeching halt right out the gate to have a big friend pow-wow where everybody gives each other dumb nicknames and then you finally get your starter. Turns out all of those kids are white and nobody likes them. I also legit just learned the rival's name in Let's Go!, even though I've watched plenty of footage from that game. Apparently nobody likes Trace. Who is also white.
Also, forgive me if I'm wrong, but doesn't everybody think Professor Kukui is not only a pretty enjoyable professor, but also super fucking hot?
It's almost like these character reactions have nothing to do with skin tone and is predominantly about uninteresting character traits and stories. Wow.
On a similar note: Luz.
As a caveat, I haven't watched The Owl House, but by my understanding Luz is basically an isekai protagonist, a regular girl mysteriously thrust into a fantastical situation. She's the audience surrogate character, as well as the main character, and knowing these two factors, here's the thing: generally speaking, the main character in a work with a large supporting cast is the least interesting character of that cast.
That's because they're the 'baseline' character. They're the character everybody is supposed to like and identify with, so while there are factors that make them interesting they also tend to default to being 'nice people'. They're... you know. Nice. You don't hate 'em, but because they're supposed to appeal to as many viewers as possible, since they're the character you'll be spending the most time with, they have to be smoothed out and approachable (unless one of the main points of the story is about them being an asshole). What this means is that the other characters are the ones who are dominantly allowed to make more mistakes or have more defined quirks and malices. They're allowed to be rougher and more distinct, and that's why people gravitate to them.
It also doesn't help that these characters are used as the grounded ones to which all exposition is given, so no small part of their screentime is also spent receiving worldbuilding knowledge from other characters.
So I'm sure this has very little to do with Luz's ethnicity and more with her role as the viewpoint character.
But yeah, sure. It's all about racism and these definitely aren't common complaints that crop up in mono-ethnic casts that only get spotlighted because somebody has an axe to grind, a point to make, and a virtue to signal.
HOLD. UP.
"coercing them into sex against their will"
I'm sorry?
Back before the breakup, Lily was bragging about how much Lizzy wanted her cock.
After the breakup, one of the things Lily mentioned as a red flag about Lizzy was that she refused to initiate sex. She always left it up to Lily to be the initiator and Lily was pissed that Lizzy wasn't more forward or aggressive about it. I also recall that Lizzy wasn't wanting sex as often and Lily was getting frustrated by being rebuffed. Now suddenly Lizzy was 'coercing' Lily into having sex against her will?
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Son Goku Baku
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"Pressuring them to be cis"... How, pray tell, is apparently convincing a trans woman to not cut her dick off of pressuring her to be cis. If anything wouldn't Lizzy be forcing her to remain obviously trans, which she was going to be regardless? Liliana spoke many times about how the only reason she didn't persued bottom surgery was because of Lizzy and now that they broke up, she was finally allowed to do it now. What narrative are we supose to believe here now?
If memory serves me right, that "pressuring to have sex" was one time in which Liliana was supposedly sad by something and Lizzy suggested sex. I said it once before, but if you have a partner who constantly complains about how there is not enough sex, talking to strangers about how sexual they are and how much they want more sex, maybe the reasoning was to try to cheer up her fiance with something she thought Liliana would enjoy.
Thing is, even the worst unsupported lies that Liliana has ever told still aren't close to the actual things we all can see she has done, which include not small things like causing her to leave a platform, sending her current sex toys to harass her and using her real life name for a literal cartoon villain on her Sonichu comic. Notice how Liliana doesn't ever give enough details about anything bad Lizzy has done. Pressuring her to be cis, how? Cohersing her into sex, how? All of which should be easy to demostrate since a big part of their relationship happened online.
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I'm a bit late to this but I just want to mention she looks about as white as I am. Not extremely pale but white and probably tans a bit in the sun. I don't exactly know how native lily is but I'm going to guess she's somewhere around the same percentage I am since we have similar tones and are 'white passing'. I have full blood first nations cousins and I think my grandfather is half native (its hard to tell because if you looked white enough you were just white and no one really questioned it, and if your mother was native they used to just kind of rewrite history so that they were actually never native.)
So theoretically I'm either a little bit less or the same amount native as Lily is and I have never once claimed that part of my heritage because its not mine to claim. I'm white, I benefit from being white, I grew up as a white Christian and despite the fact that I know I'm technically native enough to put it down on forms to get through college for free or to get free housing, I wont. People like Lily who use their native heritage to benefit themselves are truly the worst kind of scum there is. There are actual native people out there who need those things and people like Lily who take their spots despite fully being white are terrible, terrible people. It is fully on the individual to realize that they are more privileged than they think and that they shouldn't claim these sorts of things for diversity points, because it hurts actual people who actually need to claim those things just to survive.
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I think the only character from the 2010's lineup of shows that manages to escape the "protagonist is less interesting" curse is Steven, mostly because he's a deconstruction of the archetype of the typical protagonist (or at least the child prodigy one). Granted he's still mogged by the gems in hype factor, but it's worth pointing out all the same.
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>be me
>lolcow
>native american
>trans
>into pokemon
>into ponies
>into anime
>makes comic with self inserts for wish fulfillment
>legendary love life
>weird fanbase
>be lily orchard
>pic unrelated
thebananaonion
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Sir this is the lily orchard thread. May you please direct yourself to the Chris chan one. thank you
starborn427614
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Whoa hey now, let's not say things we can't take back. Lily could never pull off a medallion that fabulous.