Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[thebananaonion]

Whoa hey now, let's not say things we can't take back. Lily could never pull off a medallion that fabulous.

Atleast Chris made her's herself, unlike lily who claimed her dead Cherokee grandad gave her even tho she's had no proper contact with her 'tooooxic' family in years and it was a cheaply probably chinese made trinket made to look all indigenous and spwecial.

 

[SubarashiiRage]

https://archive.fo/NBW75

with so little to enjoy I understand

https://archive.fo/rB4ow

to Lily is less end and more getting bored with your work and characters, abandoning and creating another fanfic with the same characters in a different universe just to be bored again


and this post
https://archive.fo/FIbIy

what I liked is the total lack of empathy with the mother, you do not know about her life, you do not know about her day, the week she had or how she deals with her children at home, if she is a single mother, what a job she has

instead ,you put more gasoline in a situation that could be solved without embarrassment and you are proud to make this mother more stressed than necessary

and still wants to say that in this situation strange people are more family than the mother, summed up her motherhood and competence in an isolated situation that was purposely manipulated to make her look worse

 

[Typical Anime Trap]

https://archive.fo/NBW75
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with so little to enjoy I understand

https://archive.fo/rB4ow
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to Lily is less end and more getting bored with your work and characters, abandoning and creating another fanfic with the same characters in a different universe just to be bored again


and this post
https://archive.fo/FIbIy

what I liked is the total lack of empathy with the mother, you do not know about her life, you do not know about her day, the week she had or how she deals with her children at home, if she is a single mother, what a job she has

instead ,you put more gasoline in a situation that could be solved without embarrassment and you are proud to make this mother more stressed than necessary

and still wants to say that in this situation strange people are more family than the mother, summed up her motherhood and competence in an isolated situation that was purposely manipulated to make her look worse

ah yes because taking 2 young children on a 14 hour flight isn't already extremely stressful situation for a mother, and because she didn't pack a movie specifically for one of her children she's a ravaging abuser!! Those 4 random ladies on the plane are so much better suited to raising children they know absolutely nothing about!!

like yeah whatever gendered media sucks but the mom literally brought finding nemo which isn't a gendered film, Pixar films are made completely gender neutral to appeal to the widest possible audience 90% of the time. But no its dangerous neglect because the mom didn't specifically please the child, and then this ass-hat decided to open the flood gates and made the situation worse.

also the babu thing is creepy as hell. It's not cute, it's not funny, it's weird and very off putting whenever she does it. I thought that even when I was a fan of her videos, it just highlights a weird purity obsession that she has with children.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

ah yes because taking 2 young children on a 14 hour flight isn't already extremely stressful situation for a mother, and because she didn't pack a movie specifically for one of her children she's a ravaging abuser!! Those 4 random ladies on the plane are so much better suited to raising children they know absolutely nothing about!!

like yeah whatever gendered media sucks but the mom literally brought finding nemo which isn't a gendered film, Pixar films are made completely gender neutral to appeal to the widest possible audience 90% of the time. But no its dangerous neglect because the mom didn't specifically please the child, and then this ass-hat decided to open the flood gates and made the situation worse.

also the babu thing is creepy as hell. It's not cute, it's not funny, it's weird and very off putting whenever she does it. I thought that even when I was a fan of her videos, it just highlights a weird purity obsession that she has with children.

I actually dread the day Jerry get it into his head to get his greasy grabbers on a kid. Probably via adoption or some shit, since Jerry only attracts other troons these days.
Outside of the pedophillic and incestuous shit in some of Jerry's writing, I highly doubt this fucker could take care of a kid of any age. I mean, it would be a situation that Jerry couldn't control in his normal methods. You can't manipulate a baby the way you can an adult.
And let's face it, with everything Jerry has said he considers abuse there's no way he could ever be a good parent. He'd raise an untuly, combative little fucker. He'd likely make Onision look like Father of the Year.

 

[Son Goku Baku]

A big portion of the audience of Liliana, no matter what she claims about it, are kids already and she does a fine job already manipulating them into believing that she can do no wrong. I can imagine she could do the same for any other kid that falls into her hands so they are just a record player without spine, no personality, no thoughts of their own, just like the doormat is, else they will be treated like absolute piece of shit that doesn't deserve love from their own mother. A Mommy Dearest case on the making.

On another note, someone that was here when she was dating Lizzy, does anyone know if Liliana would complain about the lack of sex while they were dating or that was only a thing after the breaking up? I have been thinking and I realized it would have been a complete lack of respect for your partner to complain openly about how they doesn't satisfy you sexually for a bunch of teenagers and online strangers to talk about before sending you more horny asks in compensation. No one with any kind of self respect would have stayed together with someone that is so willing to humilliate them like that.

If they had already broken up when Liliana talked about it, that is still considered in poor taste, especially considering that since then and even after everything happened to her, the only dirty laundry of Lizzy are vagueposts without no name on tweets easy to ignore. While she just mentioned how bad of a experience was to go get groceries, Liliana talking about how she didn't put up and open her legs more are not equivalent at all.

 

[ActuallyAutistic]

A big portion of the audience of Liliana, no matter what she claims about it, are kids already and she does a fine job already manipulating them into believing that she can do no wrong. I can imagine she could do the same for any other kid that falls into her hands so they are just a record player without spine, no personality, no thoughts of their own, just like the doormat is, else they will be treated like absolute piece of shit that doesn't deserve love from their own mother. A Mommy Dearest case on the making.

On another note, someone that was here when she was dating Lizzy, does anyone know if Liliana would complain about the lack of sex while they were dating or that was only a thing after the breaking up? I have been thinking and I realized it would have been a complete lack of respect for your partner to complain openly about how they doesn't satisfy you sexually for a bunch of teenagers and online strangers to talk about before sending you more horny asks in compensation. No one with any kind of self respect would have stayed together with someone that is so willing to humilliate them like that.

If they had already broken up when Liliana talked about it, that is still considered in poor taste, especially considering that since then and even after everything happened to her, the only dirty laundry of Lizzy are vagueposts without no name on tweets easy to ignore. While she just mentioned how bad of a experience was to go get groceries, Liliana talking about how she didn't put up and open her legs more are not equivalent at all.

Can't personally recall myself (then again I joined this thread when it was still in the 500th or so page) But knowing Jerry he likely wouldn't have said anything until after the breakup because we all know he's too much of a pussy to talk shit about someone who doesn't just exist behind a screen.

 

[SubarashiiRage]

On another note, someone that was here when she was dating Lizzy, does anyone know if Liliana would complain about the lack of sex while they were dating or that was only a thing after the breaking up? I have been thinking and I realized it would have been a complete lack of respect for your partner to complain openly about how they doesn't satisfy you sexually for a bunch of teenagers and online strangers to talk about before sending you more horny asks in compensation. No one with any kind of self respect would have stayed together with someone that is so willing to humilliate them like that.

If they had already broken up when Liliana talked about it, that is still considered in poor taste, especially considering that since then and even after everything happened to her, the only dirty laundry of Lizzy are vagueposts without no name on tweets easy to ignore. While she just mentioned how bad of a experience was to go get groceries, Liliana talking about how she didn't put up and open her legs more are not equivalent at all.

I remember it was lack of love and affection
and that Lily blamed herself for a while, then it was just post after post about how horrible Lizzy was from the beginning

some archives that I remember
https://archive.fo/kc0QT

https://archive.fo/hvmua

https://archive.fo/3OLMu

https://archive.fo/i9XSx

https://archive.fo/xCKeC

https://archive.vn/6aZLY

https://archive.md/So3Aa

https://archive.md/BEBYR

http://archive.md/94eJi

https://archive.fo/Bt5W3

https://archive.fo/nNrW9

this is what Lily wants you to think

and this is my personal theory
https://archive.fo/ImCQp

 

[Lurk Jurk]

Awww babe but I’m polyamorous! I can’t stick my dick in only one person at a time! You’re discriminating against me if you have a problem with it.

 

[starborn427614]

Awww babe but I’m polyamorous! I can’t stick my dick in only one person at a time! You’re discriminating against me if you have a problem with it.

I'm whatever on the subject, but with Lily it is absolutely a control thing. "Rules for thee, but not for me" and so on.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Awww babe but I’m polyamorous! I can’t stick my dick in only one person at a time! You’re discriminating against me if you have a problem with it.

Those kind of relationships never really work out in the long run. Either the person that started the relationship is only in it to get their dick wet or two of the partners realize they love each other more than the 3rd party. Sometimes there's a combination of the two.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

okay. I'm bored.

Spoiler: a stupid title based around Rey now having Aliana's family name

The Chapter begins with an authors note about Lily taking a break after this chapter and how she's experienced burn out
over the course of 208 days she creates a fanfiction with a total 35 chapters so far. if I'm doing the math right over the course of the 29 weeks and 5 days that totals out to then thats one chapter per week or more (or whatever I failed algebra at least 3 times in high school so someone double check that shit for me)

The Story begins with Rey waking up to being the big spoon after a night of sex. And lets not shy around the subject. They had sex in the space between where chapter 34 ends and where this chapter begins. And I'm sure somewhere on lily's hard drive or google drive theres a lurid and detailed sex chapter just sitting there.

Lily thought this was a clever paragraph to write.

The majority of the chapter is focused on Aliana and Rey's wedding.

The one highlight is they go to a clearing, to scope out the wedding area.

And then mandalorians show up.

The fight is this long.

The Mando's superiors show up. And despite them all having her out numbered their leader dictates that "There's no profit here to be made" and they leave.



The marriage happens.
I'm going to highlight something. Just for kicks.

This scene is compared to Kylo Ren from all the way back in chapter 4

When it's kylo ren he's just...crazy?
When it's aliana it's sentimentality.

The marriage scene happens

There's a scene between Hux and Kylo Ren getting a response from the Mandalorians and because Kylo Ren sucks they price gouge the both of them giving them the coordinates of the Resistance base for double the price of what they were initially hired for. And because Kylo Ren sucks he agrees and gains the further disdain from Hux.

The scene ends with the reveal that Darth Talon has orchestrasted 20 attacks on 20 separate first order training facilities. Kylo Ren is angry about it because he's racist.

The Next scene switches back to The war room in the Resistance head quarters

here's a totally natural set of dialogue. and also the title drop

Rey and Aliana are going to go murder a training facility

Thats it basically.
Lily has gone on hiatus for writing the story and the story has gone 2 months no with out update. Who is to say when she will update again.
I can't say I have had any fun doing these breakdowns or whatever. and I can't say I'll start reading it again when the story starts again.

I'm done out of 10.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Getting Richard Carrier feelings from that polyamory post. Ya know, the schmuck who went to atheist lectures to shill his shitty book while cheating on his wife. She eventually found out and he tried to pull the "polyamory" shit and basically expected her to put up with his cheating despite the fact that the woman payed to support the cackhand while he went to college.
Something tells me that if Lizzy had stayed, Jerry would have eventually cheated on her and then called Lizzy a bigot for not accepting his "lifestyle".

Edit: Carrier, not Spencer... sobriety does not my brain agree with much.

 

[The Iconoclast]

Sadly it would be hard to get much evidence of it either way, but I was the owner of said laptop, and it didn't originate on ED, I got in contact with someone about it.

Bhaalspawn was a friend of mine at the time, and had been using a laptop they bought off someone. Turned out it was stolen goods and it was confiscated, so they needed a computer. I had gotten a new (used) laptop for christmas hence I let them borrow my laptop since they needed one.

I was still in the early stages of taking anti-depressants, and my mind was not in a good state, and they knew this hence I believe they might have been either attempting to blackmail me for the laptop, or was just playing a super sick joke. I do remember selling them the laptop, and I might have wiped the hard disk before hand.

I wish I could offer up more evidence/info but honestly I'd probably end up doxing myself at that point.

I do wish I could believe you, and to a degree I kinda do, but if the discourse around Jerry was to be taken seriously, it would be irresponsible to bring up something purely anecdotal. Sorry bout that fam

 

[Lurk Jurk]

Getting Richard Spencer feelings from that polyamory post. Ya know, the schmuck who went to atheist lectures to shill his shitty book while cheating on his wife. She eventually found out and he tried to pull the "polyamory" shit and basically expected her to put up with his cheating despite the fact that the woman payed to support the cackhand while he went to college.
Something tells me that if Lizzy had stayed, Jerry would have eventually cheated on her and then called Lizzy a bigot for not accepting his "lifestyle".

90% of the time polyamory is just some douchebag who wants to have a side bitch but still wants to look progressive.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

I'm going to highlight something. Just for kicks.

This scene is compared to Kylo Ren from all the way back in chapter 4

You'd think Lilly would know that Jedi aren't the only ones who become ghosts after death considering this is all based upon The Old Republic game. Yeah, the Sith live as angry spirits bound to their resting place, but that isn't because they're jedi, it's because of what the dark side and their use of it has done to them. Darth Marr, basically the head of the Empire while the Emperor was taking a nap, became a force ghost after he died despite the dark side twisting him so much that he has to cover his face 24/7. Not a Sith style force ghost, but one that was free to wonder like the ones we've seen in the movies. Granted, he had renounced the Sith after his death, but it was more the fact that he had become more peaceful that he managed to become a force ghost.

So, all this is telling us is that Aliana's mother isn't even good enough at the darkside to come back as a shit ghost. Hell, why didn't her great ancestors Lana Beniko and the Player pass on their knowledge of Vitiate being able to trap his father's spirit in a holocron?

 

[thebananaonion]

Those kind of relationships never really work out in the long run. Either the person that started the relationship is only in it to get their dick wet or two of the partners realize they love each other more than the 3rd party. Sometimes there's a combination of the two.

they last just as long many monogamous relationships last, end with bitch fights and alot of shouting. Because thats the most common way for a relationship to end.


Nomatter if poly or monogamous, its more likely for a relationship to end than last forever. It's less about how long a relationship lasts and more 'how did it end'.

Did people just fall out of love in a genuin calm way? Thats fine, it happens all the time.

Was distance an issue? Maybe communication was harder than expected. Or simply put, they ended up not being the right fit for eachother and decided to call it off and stay friends.

This is ok. If you go into a relationship and expect it to last forever/try to force it to work/force stay together you'll end up an old angery married coupple who hates your wife/husband and are constantly angry at eachother.

Braking up is best in many cases, for all parties.



Of all attemts at a poly relationship only a few last untill they break up in a genuin way, and hell there are poly old coupples out there whove known eahcother for ages.

same for monogamy relationships.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

okay. I'm bored.

Spoiler: a stupid title based around Rey now having Aliana's family name

The Chapter begins with an authors note about Lily taking a break after this chapter and how she's experienced burn out
over the course of 208 days she creates a fanfiction with a total 35 chapters so far. if I'm doing the math right over the course of the 29 weeks and 5 days that totals out to then thats one chapter per week or more (or whatever I failed algebra at least 3 times in high school so someone double check that shit for me)

The Story begins with Rey waking up to being the big spoon after a night of sex. And lets not shy around the subject. They had sex in the space between where chapter 34 ends and where this chapter begins. And I'm sure somewhere on lily's hard drive or google drive theres a lurid and detailed sex chapter just sitting there.

View attachment 1661733
Lily thought this was a clever paragraph to write.

The majority of the chapter is focused on Aliana and Rey's wedding.

The one highlight is they go to a clearing, to scope out the wedding area.

And then mandalorians show up.

The fight is this long.

View attachment 1662317

The Mando's superiors show up. And despite them all having her out numbered their leader dictates that "There's no profit here to be made" and they leave.



The marriage happens.
I'm going to highlight something. Just for kicks.
View attachment 1662331
This scene is compared to Kylo Ren from all the way back in chapter 4
View attachment 1662338
When it's kylo ren he's just...crazy?
When it's aliana it's sentimentality.

The marriage scene happens

There's a scene between Hux and Kylo Ren getting a response from the Mandalorians and because Kylo Ren sucks they price gouge the both of them giving them the coordinates of the Resistance base for double the price of what they were initially hired for. And because Kylo Ren sucks he agrees and gains the further disdain from Hux.

The scene ends with the reveal that Darth Talon has orchestrasted 20 attacks on 20 separate first order training facilities. Kylo Ren is angry about it because he's racist.

The Next scene switches back to The war room in the Resistance head quarters
View attachment 1662633
here's a totally natural set of dialogue. and also the title drop

Rey and Aliana are going to go murder a training facility

Thats it basically.
Lily has gone on hiatus for writing the story and the story has gone 2 months no with out update. Who is to say when she will update again.
I can't say I have had any fun doing these breakdowns or whatever. and I can't say I'll start reading it again when the story starts again.

I'm done out of 10.

Gotta hand it to you, I wouldn't have been able to to stick it out that long. This writing is insufferable.

Boy the Mandalorians are wasted, I'm surprised Lily didn't have Aliana just body the dude instantly and then say "what a dissapointment" or some shit.

Anyway, this has been among the most pathetic writings I've ever witnessed. The whole point is taking the potential that the sequel trilogy has and turning it into self aggrandizing try hard garbage, that only exists to validate the authors love for the edgy villain faction, and prove to herself that she's right for not liking Kylo Ren.

Imagine this same scenario but with a crusty neck beard. He makes a Revenge of the Sith AU, now featuring "Darth Blood-death666" or whatever the fuck, who only exists to flip off Obi Wan occasionally and make out with Padme. And he constantly insults yoda and beats him up, and solves every problem by just being better with no self reflection or improvement necessary.
How embarrassing that would be. No one but stupid teenagers would take it seriously.

 

[Devil-Man]

New, rather short, Minecraft livestream.
Now with facecam, but that stopped towards the end as he fidgeted too much with his lashes and hair getting his in eyes.

https://youtu.be/1es3Q6JhdRY

 

[Typical Anime Trap]

https://archive.md/7cZMK

'coronas overrated because I cant fuck my gf!!! >>::: ((('

she does know that she could be killed by the virus right? There are young people with no pre-existing conditions who have died and many others who have permanently lost taste/sight because of the virus. It may be looking better in Canada but the case numbers are rising the by the day in America so its completely understandable why they wouldn't want to open the borders.

 

[starborn427614]

https://archive.md/7cZMK

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'coronas overrated because I cant fuck my gf!!! >>::: ((('

she does know that she could be killed by the virus right? There are young people with no pre-existing conditions who have died and many others who have permanently lost taste/sight because of the virus. It may be looking better in Canada but the case numbers are rising the by the day in America so its completely understandable why they wouldn't want to open the borders.

The most dangerous thing about corona isn't just that you can die from it, but that you can survive and have permanent health problems after the fact. Suffering isn't a good thing.