US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Getting tard comed]

Which ones were you thinking? I give him 10/13 (1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13). I can't really give Trump "No major scandals" because the media has consistently tried to spin scandals against him, and a large proportion of the population still believe them.

Have the media clarified which ones they believe Trump has, because if so, I suspect they're implicitly conceding that Biden is uncharismatic.

I give him 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10,11,12,13

He might have 1 but I believe the Republicans lost total Senate + House seats in the midterms in 2018 vs what they had in 2016 but I may be wrong.

I cant give him 8 based on this year but also the last 3 years but idk if that actually hurts him.

I'm giving him the economy ones because I'm being technical about it. I can see not giving him 5, I dont see how you dont give him 6.

I dont think any "scandal" is an actual scandal. Bubba Bill eliminated sex scandals as being an issue, I dont think russia, taxes, or impeachment are real scandals that are going to effect him.

The guy who did the model gave Trump 2,3,4,7,10,13. Which let's me know the guy who did the model has TDS. Nobody I'm their right mind could say his foreign policy has been bad and not a success. Even if you don't like Trump any reasonable person can see he is charismatic AF.

 

[soy_king]

I give him 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10,11,12,13

He might have 1 but I believe the Republicans lost total Senate + House seats in the midterms in 2018 vs what they had in 2016 but I may he wrong.

I cant give him 8 based on this year but also the last 3 years but idk if that actually hurts him.

I'm giving him the economy ones because I'm being technical about it. I can see mot giving him 5, I dont see how you domt give him 6.

I dont think any scandal is an actual scandal. Bubba Bill eliminated sex scandals as being an issue, I dont think russia, taxes, or impeachment are real scandals that are going to effect him.

The guy who did the model gave Trump 2,3,4,7,10,13. Which let's me know the guy who did the model has TDS. Nobody I'm their right mind could say his foreign policy has been bad and not a success. Even if you don't like Trump any reasonable person can see he is charismatic AF.

Yeah, you're right on 1. He shouldn't get that, so even then it's still 9. So the guy actually admitted that Biden was uncharismatic AF? Not sure the Biden campaign should be celebrating this.

 

[MidUSA]

I give him 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10,11,12,13

He might have 1 but I believe the Republicans lost total Senate + House seats in the midterms in 2018 vs what they had in 2016 but I may he wrong.

Pretty sure they gained senate seats in the midterm, while losing the house. That's arguably a net win as the senate is the more serious of the chambers. Control of the Senate allow Trump to appoint SC Judges, while controlling the house allowed the Dems grandstand and push through their impeechment sham, but ultimately have it smacked down by the senate (to no ones surprise as it takes more than a simple majority to impeech a president, and they didn't even have that with Romney added).

 

[WolfeTone]

Seems like Bernie thought by being submissive to the DNC establishment that he could get some progressive policies in but looks like he didn't learn his lesson the first time. His 2020 campaign was even more worse and it showed in the primaries like Vermont where he lost 30 percent. Bernie completely abandoned a lot of great policies to Trump and just tried to become woke so no sheboons gangband him a second time. Obama sensed the weakness and just destroyed Bernie completely by telling Bootyboy and other candidates to withdraw so Biden could get their voteshare. And Elizabeth Warren just completely backstabbed Bernie but in hindsight, if you know anything about Massholes, they are full of shit. If Warren didn't endorse him in 2016, it was going to happen now.

I probably should do a primary comparison for Bernie but I don't know how effective it will be as he dropped out before certain primaries and was still getting votes more like a fuck you to the DNC establishment.

I also think people like Bernie and Noam Chomsky genuinely believes the world would have been better off if the Communists won and it shows when Noam stated he would endorse or vote for Biden in some email. Even though Biden is basically a pro forever war Reaganite compared to Trump who seems to be more of a isolationist capitalist that has adopted many former democrat positions in the GOP.

And time will tell if Trump is truly genuine if he will truly steer the GOP into the kind of policies that made them once great in the hearts of the working class.

Edit: I would also like to add Bernie's second biggest failure which continued on from 2016 after embracing idpol. Having no idea of how to get votes of niggers. In Mississippi, he got nuked from orbit and the highlight of the night as all the electoral votes went to Biden in a primary that followed proportional representation. It was not a winner take all like the GOP primaries currently are. However his advisor are, they must be the hip urban types that have no connection to any kind of established religion as Biden just went to the churches with the backing of Clyburn and destroyed the progressive agenda. Unless progressives are willing to talk to niggers and not just suck their BBC then looks like the nigger vote is a built in mechanism to stop communists in the democrat party.

If you think about it like Risk, wouldn't the conflict be over as soon as either Europe, Africa, China or Russia secured the New World trade route? Could that have prevented fleets and fleet of our unwanted ships driving everyone to hate us, could that have stopped the pedophile elites, by wringing out the lavish places they frequently hide, such as Switzerland? Who knows, little brain things aside.
Bernie is an old man, and more importantly, and horrifying to our future, about this last democratic primary, the exit polls were way, way off. You know, THE single most accurate poll in any election that the UN says deserves intervention at 2.5-5% discrepancy. Vermont showed around 7 from Bernie and almost 20 to Biden from the official score. I'd like to think 27% would be enough to call sus.
Dude almost died on the campaign trail, he's not a communist, he's a down-the-line, classic American centrist, and like Ron Paul before him, he tried to climb up that mountain of glass and barbed wire, he failed. Ironically enough he was actually kicked off the precipice by the 'people of color' he trusted, Chuck Rochas(who immediately started a pro-Biden superPAC, much to the chagrin of Bernie), Ayanna Pressley, and even Obungus himself.

Is the DNC cheating? Again? - NationofChange

The DNC’s candidate always gains in the counting. And that is highly suspicious.

www.nationofchange.org

 

[ddlloo]

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Smoking-gun email reveals how Hunter Biden introduced Ukrainian businessman to VP dad

Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine in…

nypost.com

https://archive.md/6CGa3

Imagine being such a crackhead that you fall asleep smoking crack.

Was the meeting between the burisma guy and Biden known about prior to the article?

The salacious stuff won't do much, everyone know's hunter is a drug addled scumfuck, but there are some seriously strong implications in that article about Joe's involvment. The fact that they were talking to Hunter about trying to get the ukranian prosecutors off their back followed by Joe's infamous few lines about threatening to tear up the check... very fucking problematic for him. Meeting a Burisma guy at the whitehouse too, potentially?

Fun times ahead.

 

[Puff]

I give him 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10,11,12,13

He might have 1 but I believe the Republicans lost total Senate + House seats in the midterms in 2018 vs what they had in 2016 but I may be wrong.

I cant give him 8 based on this year but also the last 3 years but idk if that actually hurts him.

I'm giving him the economy ones because I'm being technical about it. I can see not giving him 5, I dont see how you dont give him 6.

I dont think any "scandal" is an actual scandal. Bubba Bill eliminated sex scandals as being an issue, I dont think russia, taxes, or impeachment are real scandals that are going to effect him.

The guy who did the model gave Trump 2,3,4,7,10,13. Which let's me know the guy who did the model has TDS. Nobody I'm their right mind could say his foreign policy has been bad and not a success. Even if you don't like Trump any reasonable person can see he is charismatic AF.

1 is about comparing to the PREVIOUS midterm. The president's party almost always loses seats in the midterms.

 

[thismanlies]

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Smoking-gun email reveals how Hunter Biden introduced Ukrainian businessman to VP dad

Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine in…

nypost.com

https://archive.md/6CGa3

Imagine being such a crackhead that you fall asleep smoking crack.

If he can sleep while he's smoking crack, chances are he's too far gone for rehab and the withdrawals would kill him if he stopped.

 

[The Notorious RGB]

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Smoking-gun email reveals how Hunter Biden introduced Ukrainian businessman to VP dad

Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine in…

nypost.com

https://archive.md/6CGa3

Imagine being such a crackhead that you fall asleep smoking crack.

The computer was dropped off at a repair shop in Biden’s home state of Delaware in April 2019, according to the store’s owner.
The customer who brought in the water-damaged MacBook Pro for repair never paid for the service or retrieved it or a hard drive on which its contents were stored, according to the shop owner, who said he tried repeatedly to contact the client.

I know he's a crackhead, but how can these people not have some trusted IT dude when their laptops are full of evidence of their crimes? What is opsec?

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

So a lot of people confuse the two and I was wondering about this. That’s a meth pipe and has burns like one. Not saying you can’t fall asleep on amphetamines, but its more likely it was a drug combo. So I was expecting him to have crack lung/heart issues, but now he has brain damage from meth (esp high dosages which from the burn marks he’s doing a lot) due to it being neurotoxic. Probably has damaged his lungs too, but not as bad as crack would have. jesus fuck that is so fucking bad lmfao. I wonder what the other drug is though? Could be drinking heavy or downing xana.... or both!

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

If he can sleep while he's smoking crack, chances are he's too far gone for rehab and the withdrawals would kill him if he stopped.

I'm a fucking obsessive coffee-muncher and if I take two cans of red bull by night I can barely sleep if its like the 3rd day doing it in a row. This motherfucker sleeping with a crack pipe?! Nah that shit ain't right. Dentrites don't work that way, not unless they're so chemically battered you might as well count as technically braindead.

I know he's a crackhead, but how can these people not have some trusted IT dude when their laptops are full of evidence of their crimes? What is opsec?

Hubris is one hell of a drug. You're used to VP Daddy covering your ass you wind up convincing yourself that you can't be harmed anymore. Druggies have even jumped in front of traffic after convincing themselves they are litterally invincible. Imagine what one can do after decades high on their own farts.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

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Smoking-gun email reveals how Hunter Biden introduced Ukrainian businessman to VP dad

Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine in…

nypost.com

https://archive.md/6CGa3

Imagine being such a crackhead that you fall asleep smoking crack.

That looks like some stripper shenanigans to me. He brought a slattern back to his pad for a romp. After he passed out, the doxie set that shot up as a blackmail scheme.

This is why you never fall asleep anywhere near a stripper, and why you never bring a bitch to The Waffle Hut.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Hmmm...Quid Pro Joe has been listed as a suspect in Ukraine...Not a good look for his campaign for the United States Senate.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Hmmm...Quid Pro Joe has been listed as a suspect in Ukraine...Not a good look for his campaign for the United States Senate.

Let's not doom on Joe just yet. He'll bring it back. The charm from his previous 180 years hasn't dissipated yet.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

White privilege just is fentanyl Floyd dying for our sins whilst Hunter Biden contains more drugs than south LA and remains alive.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Hmmm...Quid Pro Joe has been listed as a suspect in Ukraine...Not a good look for his campaign for the United States Senate.

Maybe Biden will just outright deny that his son ever worked for Burisma and dare the MSM to disagree. Again.

 

[kobebyarlant]

“Republicans Ramp Up Attacks on Joe Biden’s Children “

jk media won’t even talk about this.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Hunter Biden cops crack at gunpoint in LA and impregnates strippers. Could that little harelipped genetic freak Don Jr. do anything even half as Chad?

Stay losing Magatards

 

[sperginity]

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Smoking-gun email reveals how Hunter Biden introduced Ukrainian businessman to VP dad

Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine in…

nypost.com

https://archive.md/6CGa3

Imagine being such a crackhead that you fall asleep smoking crack.

that is a meth pipe. Crack pipes are different.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

that is a meth pipe. Crack pipes are different.

How many controlled substances is this man on?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

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Smoking-gun email reveals how Hunter Biden introduced Ukrainian businessman to VP dad

Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine in…

nypost.com

https://archive.md/6CGa3

Imagine being such a crackhead that you fall asleep smoking crack.

>helps author a very restrictive crime bill while using his influence to get his crackhead son out of the various drug-related shenanigans he gets himself into, to say nothing of the illegal foreign dealings
If the media weren't complete whores this scandal would've sunk him 100 times over now, his 1988 campaign was finished over much less.