Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Do some of you not know how to embed images?

I have to admit that until recently I really didn't know how to. I bow my head in shame and declare myself a stupid fucking ape cunt.

 

[Mason Verger]

Also, I don't get that. Surely, if it's dry it isn't pleasurable for the guy? Guess he's just a sadist.

Shaft skin is far more resilient than 18 yr old vaginal walls. Guys dry-jerk all the time.

 

[Allakazam223]

While I agree with all of that, he does clearly get off on the girls being MUCH younger. All that “baby girl, daddy’s girl, pig tails, tight little pussy” shit is undoubtedly a major turn on for him. And the virginity factor. If he just wanted an affair where he was holding all the power, he had that with his 28 year old mod. But even in the midst of that, he was trolling for younger strange. And I don’t remember him using all that loli talk on her, despite the fact she was still nearly ten years younger than him.

He won't use DDLG with women who aren't young enough to actually be his little girl. I think his wife needs to get those kids away from him.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I honestly thought this was a man trying to be a woman. This webzone is doing things to me.

Troon! The word you're looking for is troon.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Ryan is pretty decent looking to me as a straight girl and he couldn't do better than this?

lol are you kidding me, he looks a dad alright, one that's on the verge to go get some cigarettes. The way he always wears his backwards cap makes him look like a fratty douchebag which is fitting for all the freshly post-highschool poon he chases. This man consistently tore up a girl's vagina and choked her. These girls ain't stunners but wtf are you doing putting them down to raise him by 1mm?

Speaking of which, the internet's so degenerate that 'choking' is now a hashtag, would strangling get the point across to the people who don't get/care how dangerous it is?

 

[AltisticRight]

Using your kid's college fund to fuck retarded landwhales. Peak male feminist ally right there.
Is this Ryan faggot the one that did those RT ragequit videos back in the days? Somehow I was retarded enough to enjoy those back in school.

 

[Pig Boss]

lol are you kidding me, he looks a dad alright, one that's on the verge to go get some cigarettes. The way he always wears his backwards cap makes him look like a fratty douchebag which is fitting for all the freshly post-highschool poon he chases. This man consistently tore up a girl's vagina and choked her. These girls ain't stunners but wtf are you doing putting them down to raise him by 1mm?

Speaking of which, the internet's so degenerate that 'choking' is now a hashtag, would strangling get the point across to the people who don't get/care how dangerous it is?

Remember that huge surge of people talking about how much they enjoy ass eating? The internet is good for meeting other weird fags who share your kink but I'm not sure why people think it's okay to share that when your account has your name attached.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Ladies and Gentlemen we interrupt our daily program for a PSA.
This image was brought to you by parents you give a shit about their kids.

 

[SuspiciousAsteroid]

lol are you kidding me, he looks a dad alright, one that's on the verge to go get some cigarettes. The way he always wears his backwards cap makes him look like a fratty douchebag which is fitting for all the freshly post-highschool poon he chases. This man consistently tore up a girl's vagina and choked her. These girls ain't stunners but wtf are you doing putting them down to raise him by 1mm?

Speaking of which, the internet's so degenerate that 'choking' is now a hashtag, would strangling get the point across to the people who don't get/care how dangerous it is?

I'm not raising anyone up. Ryan is decent looking but not decent looking enough to wanna fuck imo. He's no Jason Mamoa/Chris Evans but he's not gus.

Erotic Asphyxiation can be done right, but considering most of what Ryan was doing was mostly undiscussed and nonconsensual he was probably doing wrong in the first place like a dipshit and was straight up strangling the girls.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Using your kid's college fund to fuck retarded landwhales. Peak male feminist ally right there.
Is this Ryan faggot the one that did those RT ragequit videos back in the days? Somehow I was retarded enough to enjoy those back in school.

Nah that was Michael #Black Lives Matter Jones

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Speaking of which, the internet's so degenerate that 'choking' is now a hashtag, would strangling get the point across to the people who don't get/care how dangerous it is?

1 internet creep doesn't mean you have to clutch pearls over the very thought of consensual rough sex.

 

[Muted]

AH is back to streaming games. How that's going to go is anyone's guess at the moment.

 

[Pig Boss]

Nah that was Michael #Black Lives Matter Jones

 

[Fruity]

AH is back to streaming games. How that's going to go is anyone's guess at the moment.
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plenty of relevant jokes for when they play among us

 

[TherapyMan]

Ryan should use the knowledge he acquired from his trip to Japan and consider the very honorable and cool practice of seppuku at this point.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Ryan should use the knowledge he acquired from his trip to Japan and consider the very honorable and cool practice of seppuku at this point.

A man of honor doesn't fuck minors and also doesn't fuck other women while married!

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Wanted to bring this video to light before it gets memory holed: [Archive Link]

Some interesting information about Ryan's relationship with his wife, Laurie (interesting stuff starts at around 18:30)

• They first started dating in high school, around 15
• Laurie is a year older than him
• They originally broke up because Laurie thought they were too young for long term commitment
• They dated again, but she again broke up because he was "too needy" lol
• Ryan went to Europe to study abroad, when he came back, Laurie persued him
• After some time apart she decided he "wasn't so bad"
• Ryan was still in school, he switched majors 5 times and Laurie had already graduated from Duke University
• Laurie left a guy who is now a DOCTOR for Ryan
• They had been married 7 years in 2014 when this video came out, 13 total years of marriage now

Truly imagine being so academically successful and leaving someone in medical school for a guy on the 7 year plan who you had already dumped twice. The pure ache of regret she must feel.

Bonus, at about 15:30, Ryan says that he wasn't popular with the ladies, and they only pursued him when he was already with someone. Geoff adds on "nothing is more attractive to a girl than a guy in a relationship".

 

[Dopey Cunt]

Probably realized that all of his attempts to coerce people via DMs and "statements" weren't working. This was either a way to scrub all those damning message threads at once (hope all involved parties got screenshots while they still could) oooor he's hoping this scares everyone who he threatened suicide to. I'm guessing he'll be back when that doesn't work either. He's too much of a controlling narcissist not to have a means to manipulate others and his twitter with thousands of followers is too enticing.

Sorry but if he's that shitty to suicide bait after he's already treated his wife and kids like absolutely disposable trash, he has a nerve to try that card. He wants to kill himself so bad, then he should shut the fuck up and do it already and stop with his bullshit baiting.

 

[Korpon]

Holy fuckin shit I stopped looking at this thread for a couple days and it gets a 100 pages and more fucking accusers. How long before this dude An Heros at this point.

 

[Aidan]

Are you refering to this? The comment section was kind enough to highlight the section in question.

I'm surprised this wasn't edited in any way, that got a bit personal there for a bit. I imagine his associates are all going "aww man why didn't I seee it???" at this point. The sane ones, anyway. His mod girl knew this was going on and didn't seem to mind.