Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[NotNomad]

would you say that Nick is the Jaystation of the mukbang community?

 

[The Un-Clit]

I have to say--these two are so goddamn ugly, whether they be malnourished twinks or blubbery fatsos. Just hideous. Orlin looks like he has his tongue (or chewing tobacco) permanently shoved into his lower lip, sounds mentally retarded whenever he speaks, and has a facial expression that gives away his absurdly low IQ. Nick? Nick has a face like a bloated hamster, protruding teeth, zero bone structure or musculature, and a furry ass. They are utterly repulsive creatures. How can anyone fap to their content? Who would pay to see Orlin motorboating Nick's ravaged anus?

Next move will be a pretend suicide stunt, or pretend conversion to religion, or Nick just plain shoving burgers up his asshole. I'm sure he has already done the latter, he just hasn't filmed it yet. However, since he's a scat queen, get ready for more shit themes in the very near future.

It's funny how (by gay standards) cute they both used to be only a few years ago when Nico was still doing vegan eating videos. Orlin in particular was the Hispanic posterboy of 'cute twink' and now he looks like the very avatar of a Dirty Sanchez Mexican.

Has anyone monitored or checked their viewer/sub gain+loss rates? i forget how to do it, but I can only guess that their viewership is declining rapidly for them to be doing such panic shit as 'Orlin is dead! Orlin is alive but leaving me again!' etc.

I guess they think doubling down on what 'brought them to fame' is the smart tactic to counter this, not realizing that it turns them into such obvious clownboats that no one can any longer suspend disbelief that this is real drama any more.

 

[draculasestateagent]

well nik just posted some attention seeking shit for his patreon only, but aside from that look at how big his fingers are!

 

[x Diesel Prime x]

Can confirm from the UK a ton of Nicks views have been demonetised. Its a good job he invested in that patreon

It's clear to me that The Avocado is by far and away the most intelligent/cunning/Machiavellian (what an accolade!) deathfat. The clips of his violin playing a few pages ago really started to elucidate that concept for me. This guy had so much potential, and look what he has become. I genuinely believe he could have been a doctor or an engineer under slightly different circumstances. Youtube is like an execution chamber for people who have potential. It's a platform built around immediate gratification for everyone; creators and consumers, totally depraved.

 

[christie]

those are the "tomato pasta" fire noodles. he's an idiot. (i would try a pesto one though tbh. unrelated, but their packaging is so cute.)

i skimmed over the social blade stats on his various channels and it looks like he's still gaining views and subs. kids don't give a shit what creators do or say; as long as they still make content they enjoy, they'll keep supporting them.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

Also remind me, nick said his favorite food was avacado (I’m pretty sure this is right, as he ate them all the time back when he was vegan), when was the last time he ate a single avocado?

Honestly wouldn't surprise me if he inhaled those for breakfast. One of those avocados has up to 300 calories.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

well nik just posted some attention seeking shit for his patreon only, but aside from that look at how big his fingers are!
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Oh no. A broken heart on top of neon pink scribbles. I'm triggered!

 

[cherryoda]

im really hoping he'll change and start some kind of weight loss journey right about now

 

[Sasori of the Red Sand]

I have to say--these two are so goddamn ugly, whether they be malnourished twinks or blubbery fatsos. Just hideous. Orlin looks like he has his tongue (or chewing tobacco) permanently shoved into his lower lip, sounds mentally retarded whenever he speaks, and has a facial expression that gives away his absurdly low IQ. Nick? Nick has a face like a bloated hamster, protruding teeth, zero bone structure or musculature, and a furry ass. They are utterly repulsive creatures. How can anyone fap to their content? Who would pay to see Orlin motorboating Nick's ravaged anus?

Next move will be a pretend suicide stunt, or pretend conversion to religion, or Nick just plain shoving burgers up his asshole. I'm sure he has already done the latter, he just hasn't filmed it yet. However, since he's a scat queen, get ready for more shit themes in the very near future.

Wait Nik is into scat? What the fuck?

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Wait Nik is into scat? What the fuck?

It's not known, but he talks about shitting himself a fair amount and he posted his shit-stained asshole on OnlyFans, so it's not a huge leap to say that he's a scatfag.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Wait Nik is into scat? What the fuck?

There is no proof they are into scat, the closest to that is they both like to eat each other's buttholes out. I would presume that like most couples who are into that they wash their asses before getting into the anilingus, but there's no proof of THAT either, for that matter.

Nico suddenly shitting himself everytime he eats or whatever is just another ploy to boost/maintain ratings, as it's very much a recent thing. Also poop is magically appearing on the seat through his pants somehow, unless he's going around/eating with no pants on.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

I would presume that like most couples who are into that they wash their asses before getting into the anilingus,

You can clearly see the shitstains around his anus

Spoiler

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

You can clearly see the shitstains around his anus
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Why didn't you spoiler this shit?

 

[Sasori of the Red Sand]

There is no proof they are into scat, the closest to that is they both like to eat each other's buttholes out. I would presume that like most couples who are into that they wash their asses before getting into the anilingus, but there's no proof of THAT either, for that matter.

Nico suddenly shitting himself everytime he eats or whatever is just another ploy to boost/maintain ratings, as it's very much a recent thing. Also poop is magically appearing on the seat through his pants somehow, unless he's going around/eating with no pants on.

I believe we've learned that Nik is into feeder shit. I wonder when he'll film and post that cursed shit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You can clearly see the shitstains around his anus

Spoiler

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I know, I've seen the 'eye of Sauron' asshole and you can never forget any details of it. However, that pic was NOT taken before a session of Nico and Orlin tossing each other's salad. At least I fucking hope not.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

You can clearly see the shitstains around his anus

Spoiler

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[AvrilsMeatsuit]

You can clearly see the shitstains around his anus

Hello darkness, my old friend.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Wait Nik is into scat? What the fuck?

does this answer your question?

 

[_justlurking]

He looks so massive in that Culver's video.

 

[Vastly Amused]

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He looks so massive in that Culver's video.

With that chin, he doesn't need a chinrest on his violin anymore. That violin ain't going anywhere wedged between those fat folds.

Does he even have the stamina to hold his violin up anymore? Sure, there are fat concert violinists, but they continue practicing, and don't allow their arm strength and agility to atrophy. If Nik is wanting to pork up to 400 lbs, I just don't see him having the stamina to continue practicing.

What a shame. Hope the money was worth it, fatso.