US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[XYZpdq]

From NBC home page: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/po...ver-unverified-report-his-son-hunter-n1243491

Didn't see anything on CNN, CBS, ABC.

isn't NBC the one hosting the Trump town hall?

 

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From NBC home page: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/po...ver-unverified-report-his-son-hunter-n1243491

Didn't see anything on CNN, CBS, ABC.

Even by acknowledging it they are dooming Biden because it legitimizes Joe's actual extortion of Ukraine.

As with The Gunt all they had to do was nothing...though I really do not think it matters...The die hards will vote for their own demise.

The biggest hack in the MSM armor was the NYT OpEd praising Warp Speed. That probably turned more people than Joe being a scumbag could ever hope to switch and he is a scumbag.

The greatest argument for purging our current government is Biden's history in government. The man is a racist fucking shitbag who has moved up and up and up and hopefully he brings Camela down with him.

 

[Snekposter]

Ah, the Biden campaign. To paraphrase the spokesman: "We have reviewed Joe Biden's official schedules, and according to them no unofficial, off-the-books meeting ever took place." That's as hilarious and believable as the CIA stating that according to their official records they were never involved in the Guatemalan coup that totally never happened.

 

[AnotherPleb]

This to me is almost as scary as the Facebook/Twitter blatant censorship.

The "major" mainstream media outlets aren't even reporting it, not even to do a rebuttal. Just pretending it never happened.

In a way, you could argue it's even worse. At least people are noticing Facebook/Twitter's censorship. It's harder to "prove a negative", or notice when someone ISN'T doing something.

Always remember to the majority of Americans that if it's not reported by the major news networks that it never happened.

 

[make_it_so]

I'm assuming that the clip of Biden bragging that he got that Ukrainian prosecutor fired has been archived somewhere, right?

 

[verissimus]

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We're already living in an alternate universe. What a waste of money.

 

[mindlessobserver]

We're already living in an alternate universe. What a waste of money.

I've ironically commented irl that it feels like time itself is unraveling. 2020 has been an absolutely wild year, to the point that it just does not even feel real. And its not yet over god help us. It seems like it has gone on forever and yet no time at all.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

Twitter should be barred from access from any government subsidized service which means the internet at large. Shut it down.

Actually wait like 30% of my revenue comes from Twitter...GOD DAMN IT JACK STOP BEING A CUNT.

As an internet marketer I feel your pain. With so many ad partners involved in the FB/Twitter ecosystem yanking the government's chain over censoring news is downright malicious, it seems to me the Zuck and Dorsey don't have total control and obedience of their organizations when they really should be cracking down on the renegade, bolshy bullshit in their companies.

 

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As an internet marketer I feel your pain. With so many ad partners involved in the FB/Twitter ecosystem yanking the government's chain over censoring news is downright malicious, it seems to me the Zuck and Dorsey don't have total control and obedience of their organizations when they really should be cracking down on the renegade, bolshy bullshit in their companies.

I existed before Twitter and I can exist without it but I would really appreciate if they would stop torpedoing their future. There is no win. Twitter is absolutely in violation of campaign finance rules at this point. The problem is they are so far in it to the left that the right is going to pound them like Rocky in a meat locker.

And it really pisses me off because Twitter had the potential to become an incredible source for illumination in terms of public opinion but they did not like that opinion so they just burned their fields.

Edit for: They have also murdered their advertising. I remember talking to a rep of theirs about advertising and all I got from that dumbass was that they did not understand how business works. I ended up building campaigns that totally avoid buying ads...it is insane how badly that company is run. They are surviving on their investors and that shit will run out and oof...

 

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I'm assuming that the clip of Biden bragging that he got that Ukrainian prosecutor fired has been archived somewhere, right?

I have a local copy.

FLASHBACK, 2018: Joe Biden Brags At CFR Meeting About Withholding Aid To Ukraine To Force Firing Of Prosecutor

In this clip from a January 2018 appearance at the Council on Foreign Relations, former Vice President Joe Biden seems to brag about threatening to withhold military aid to Ukraine as a pressure tactic to force the firing of a prosecutor he did not like. In September 2019, House Democrats...

www.realclearpolitics.com

 

[MrJokerRager]

...and replace them with who? its a bay area tech company. The pool of available candidates is going to have the same percentage of SJW lunatics as the employees. They will also start protesting if too many people get fired, it happens at google fairly regularly over a lot less. I don't think its a big brain 4D chess move on twitter's part to try and force a 230 change, I think the execs are at the mercy of the employees because they took on so many unstable people and have no way out. Spotify's employees are threatening strikes over joe rogan episodes.

Move their base of operations out of the tax heavy shithole known as California.

Stop looking to hire street shutters and Canadians into their companies. And hire local from middle America.

Also section 230 repeal is basically a nuke that will hurt the GOP more in the future.

A better move is anti trust legislation combined with stopping payment processors from fucking people over. And also people start dropping Twitter and Facebook.

 

[RodgerDodger]

You're more optimistic than I am. I still fully expect unelected activist types to refuse to allow Trump to go after them. Like how they're slow walking Burr to death in his investigations.

Yeah, but there is bipartisan support to buttfuck Zuckerberg and Facebook under Anti-Trust laws. Zuck has no friends in Washington. The DOJ has been building cases against FB, Google etc. but FB is the clearest one. With the most support and least damage to the public.

 

[Salubrious]

Yeah, but there is bipartisan support to buttfuck Zuckerberg and Facebook under Anti-Trust laws. Zuck has no friends in Washington. The DOJ has been building cases against FB, Google etc. but FB is the clearest one. With the most support and least damage to the public.

I still think it's hilarious that every time Facebook and Reddit are mentioned in the MSM, they are dragged through the mud for being alt-right gathering places for hate speech. Never mind they've been heavily censoring the right for years; it's like watching dangerhairs claim ResetERA is alt-right every time they don't immediately banhammer someone for wrongthink.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I still think it's hilarious that every time Facebook and Reddit are mentioned in the MSM, they are dragged through the mud for being alt-right gathering places for hate speech. Never mind they've been heavily censoring the right for years; it's like watching dangerhairs claim ResetERA is alt-right every time they don't immediately banhammer someone for wrongthink.

The left is an orobouros devouring itself for eternity. There's never "good enough" for them. Always a new dragon to slay. The slippery slope isn't a fallacy with them. And their own are never pure enough to not eventually be a new target. Even if you're a crippled otherkin that's surgically removed all sex organs, you still need to flagellate yourself daily to atone for your original sin of being born white or something. Good ol Oppression Olympics.

 

[Salubrious]

The left is an orobouros devouring itself for eternity. There's never "good enough" for them. Always a new dragon to slay. The slippery slope isn't a fallacy with them. And their own are never pure enough to not eventually be a new target. Even if you're a crippled otherkin that's surgically removed all sex organs, you still need to flagellate yourself daily to atone for your original sin of being born white or something. Good ol Oppression Olympics.

Speaking of which, #FireChuckTodd is trending on Twitter, because how DARE MSNBC give Trump a Town Hall platform.

I love the people reeeeing that MSNBC is a right-leaning propaganda network. MSNBC!!!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ah, the Biden campaign. To paraphrase the spokesman: "We have reviewed Joe Biden's official schedules, and according to them no unofficial, off-the-books meeting ever took place." That's as hilarious and believable as the CIA stating that according to their official records they were never involved in the Guatemalan coup that totally never happened.

Also if they were off-the-books...

You know what? Nevermind.

 

[Getting tard comed]

What is the material effect on this Ukraine story on Joe Biden? Is this finally the story that breaks through to the TDS sufferers?

 

[PrincessHomura]

What is the material effect on this Ukraine story on Joe Biden? Is this finally the story that breaks through to the TDS sufferers?

Even if they were to believe it they'd just use it the same way they've used every other scandal.

"OKAY GUYS I GET THAT JOE BIDEN WASN'T YOUR FIRST CHOICE - HE ISN'T MINE EITHER - BUT ORANGE MAN IS LITERALLY HITLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

Imagine going to bed while we were chuckling at the crack meth pipe and waking up to the internet ON FIRE. Jesus christ almighty I want off mr bones wild ride!!! Fucking big tech idiots holy crap they banned the white house rep?! How stupid are these people? I need coffee...

Was it Martyrs by any chance, though it doesn't sound like the line I remember in regards to martyrs.

Yeah that was it! God I couldn't remember the name and now I feel so stupid. It was Count Jackula's review of the film from back when he still... ya know... did something other than fucking livestreams. The good days.

Welp. 10 new pages since I last refreshed at noon. Guessing they're freaking the fuck out over this Hunter Biden thing?

Oh you have no idea my friend.

 

[GhostButt]

Biden blizzard? Huh okay i'll click, at least if only to see the meme magic from the day...


This is "echoing"??? man they really do all they can to make him seem smart, just say "references" or "jokes about." and then this reddit ass checkmark mansplaing the shit out of it so people wouldn't think he is having another episode, even though the trending stinger explains the gag anyway.

THIS is what's pinned up at the top of politics really? fluff marketing for dairy queen??? This will have the polar opposite effect that the Oceanspray Cholo had on each of their brands. I feel ill in it's presence.