🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Sam Losco said:
Ralph is upset over his lemon haul so he's punching down at someone he likely has blocked.

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That advice from Jarbo is 100% solid. As I believe some weirdos at Rooster Teeth are finding out right now.
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What fans ? Even the hatewatchers are disengaging now. Whatever fans he had he blocked by merely some shitposting at his expense. He blocked and banned and blocked and banned. Eventually there were no fans left, and whatever was left saw this and came here to read this thread that has 3062 fucking pages. That along with the retarded antics that he went through all these months that kept getting more and more of his audience to disengage. Gunty has become so trash tier and irrelevant he is not even worth to ayyy lawwg for now. Heck i bet in a bit he is gonna be begging us to shit on him.
 
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Ghostface Killer said:
Whats the TLDR on section 230. Null keeps posting about it but I havent had the time to really read any of it.
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It's how the Chinese handles the internet. Basically if someone in a forum or group you manage says something naughty, you are guilty.
The Chinese justify this by claiming "you have the power to take it down but you chose not to, therefore..."
Yes, it's as gay and delusional as it sounds. That's how officials took down esu, a "Chinese Encyclopedia Dramatica" which documents online autism and post doxxxes. The dozen that ran the site all got charged with several months under various extremely homosexual Chinanet semantics relating to harassment and cyberviolence etc.

That's the road the west is heading down too, and it's fucking scary.

However, Chinanet's policy only applies to a group/forum/board of more than 100. That's why mine is kept at 99, takes a chink to outchink the chinks. Get fucked.
I don't subscribe to this 4D chess crap anymore. If Trump had the power to repeal shit and become a dictator, I'm pretty convinced that he will. Trump might as well be the orange Xi Jinping. I'm seeing more similarities as time goes on. Just my opinion though, I'll still take him over Biden for his stance on war alone.

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Why and how?
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Section 230 grants the moderators/managers/admins immunity. I can call Ralph a coprophilic child grooming fat paedophile, Null doesn't get into trouble. If Section 230 is gone, he technically can get into trouble for "muh slander".

Sam Losco said:
Ralph is upset over his lemon haul so he's punching down at someone he likely has blocked.

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Matt Jarbo has 2 kids and an albeit shitty, but stable and worthwhile job.
He owns property, and has a front yard that resembles Smash Ultimate fields after that obnoxious Steve character's release yesterday.
The gunt has ???
As if having the option to "fuck your fans" is a good thing? Last time I checked, Matt Jarbo didn't release a sex tape or the making of his very very black daughter.
People who fuck their fantards must have very very low standards when it comes to the opposite sex.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
What fans ? Even the hatewatchers are disengaging now. Whatever fans he had he blocked by merely some shitposting at his expense. He blocked and banned and blocked and banned. Eventually there were no fans left, and whatever was left saw this and came here to read this thread that has 3062 fucking pages. That along with the retarded antics that he went through all these months that kept getting more and more of his audience to disengage. Gunty has become so trash tier and irrelevant he is not even worth to ayyy lawwg for now. Heck i bet in a bit he is gonna be begging us to shit on him.
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I think we can finally replace "At least you're not Anthony Burch" with a new contender.
 
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Wouldn't repealing 230 also affect Dlive and every other platform where users publish content?
Dlive would become responsible for everything Ralph and his gang of retards say every night, which means they would get rid of him on the spot since they are already worried about what he might say, even when they are not liable.
As usual, Ralph is so fucking short sighted that he would shoot himself in the head if he thought the bullet would somehow hit Josh (or any of his perceived 'enemies') as well.

Unrelated but I was researching a few things since I've been working on a detailed Ralph timeline and noticed this which I found funny:
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Actor? Producer?
The Destruction of Boogie? Boogie might not appreciate that Ralph, not that he's likely to ever come back on your show, but still.
With how detailed the "Self" section is, I doubt anyone else but Ethan would bother documenting his guest "appearances" on a bunch of shows no one cares about and going back a few years.

Lastly, Ralph managed to make it into this list:
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But as usual he was beaten by Carl who has the number 1 spot while Ralph is at number 8.
 
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Had an idea for a quick video but need some dollar figures from when Ralph was at his peak to today.
I can estimate the stream count, he drills it into you enough each episode that you get a good rough idea of the decline.

Can anyone roughly confirm his peak earnings on a per day basis?
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Wouldn't repealing 230 also affect Dlive and every other platform where users publish content?
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making them a publisher would mean they select and remove any differing opinions to their own. If they let everyone upload videos as long as they arent breaking any laws, and leave them there, they are protected under safeharbour laws. If they delete all conversative videos and only keep and promote democrat videos, that makes them a publisher. Twitter remove and lock accounts of people for making leftists look bad for instance. Same with Facebook. That makes them a publisher. They are promoting their conversation and removing the opposite. Reddit uses a similar method, but they have a load of retards and bots that abuse the up/downvote system to bury dissenting voices. Although when that fucking faggot Spez was directly editing users comments and changing their comments to promote his own ideas, I'd say that makes them a publisher.
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Wouldn't repealing 230 also affect Dlive and every other platform where users publish content?
Dlive would become responsible for everything Ralph and his gang of retards say every night, which means they would get rid of him on the spot since they are already worried about what he might say, even when they are not liable.
As usual, Ralph is so fucking short sighted that he would shoot himself in the head if he thought the bullet would somehow hit Josh (or any of his perceived 'enemies') as well.
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Advocating for Sect. 230 to be repealed is one of the most anti-free-speech stance there is to take. Leftists should be in favour of that since whatever platform is now responsible for "allowing people I don't like" who are "Nazis" because they are to the right of Mao Zedong.

Ralph is only for free speech when his faggots eat the hammer, diddler dax is gone and suddenly the gunt wants free speech, lol.
 
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theguntsexpartner said:
I am going to ask this, but i fear i know the answer. Has anything interesting happened on stream with Ralph? i would watch it but it does actually make me sleepy and i have to work so not a good combination. Excuse me my good person @BOLDYSPICY! any chance for a recap?
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Yes. I fell asleep before I could post it, sorry.
Takayuki Yagami said:
To anyone that managed to watch tonight’s abortion, what happened? I’m assuming our sainted pufferlady had a mental breakdown or crashed into slumber; and I tuned in for 5 minutes, saw a really autistic map breaking down what part of the South you are by county and noped the fuck out. Did he bring up carpetbaggers?
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He did not, strangely enough. In fact, the Southern History stream had very little Southern History at all, which I feel like I should have anticipated. The way he was talking it up made me think he had actually done research, but no dice. The idea for a Southern History stream was conceived when Ralph got blind drunk in a bar with ZMan eight-ish months ago, which should tell you all you need to know right there.

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/14/20 - ZMan? More like ZZZMan!
  • We haven’t even started yet & my head is pounding. Off to a fantastic start
  • 9:47 PM & we have our Bojack intro
  • Ralph is screaming about the upcoming election stream to psych himself up which is doing wonders for the aforementioned pounding headache
  • Ralph starts to say something about Tuesday but remembers it’s Wednesday
  • Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to why am I doing this to myself I am your host seriously why am I doing this to myself
  • Ralph reminisces about starting the Killstream in October 2015
  • Shoutout to 2015
  • He is celebrating his five-year anniversary during the Election Extravaganza
  • The audio syncing is off for some reason
  • Ralph met the guest pre-Corona & talked about the South. Ralph was also blitzed.
  • The Groypers are not a drinking crowd
  • The South is actually quite diverse, can attest to that
  • John Locke wrote the original South Carolina charter, have you even read him, Caribbean slave owners?
  • Ralph’s cheeks look really puffy, I don’t know what that’s about
  • The finer points of barbecue
  • Juice bad, but their food is good
  • Racism in the North vs. the South
  • Guest is 54, last name begins with a Z, no idea who he is
  • Callers already, hello ZMan
  • My ears have glazed over somehow
  • Starbucks wants to kill you
  • Give Ralph five bucks
  • ZMan runs the ZBlog, thezblog.com
  • ZMan is ridin' with Kanye
  • Election is going to be a shitshow whichever way it goes
  • Joe Biden is a con man & scam artist
  • Frank Hassle on Monday, Syrian Girl on Tuesday, Mark Collett on Friday
  • Haha women amirite
  • Butters what up WAIT LET ME READ THIS SUPERCHAT
  • Southern idioms
  • Hunter Biden pic with the crackpipe looks like OnlyLOSEmeLEG
  • God, my fucking head. Ralph’s voice is echoing in my brain
  • ZMan posits Biden is gonna die of “COVID" before Memorial Day if elected
  • “Wait, someone just Tweeted at me" ever the professional
  • Glowies gonna glow, do you wanna kidnap a governor?
  • Politicians need to stop leaving laptops lying around
  • Ralph somehow fucks up a good ol' boy Southern accent
  • Shoutout to the restream gang gang, Chillstream Uncut ALLONEWORD
  • Scottish caller asking about Southern U.S. politics?
  • ZMan & Bibble love The Critical Drinker
  • Ralph is harassing Cleo & is gonna take a pitchurr
  • “People say a picture's worth a thousand words, but if that were true, we'd just make weird faces at each other.” --ZMan
  • Trannies are a crazy belief, Christianity is not
  • Warski is here
  • Hunter Biden spent 50k a month on drugs; Warski spent 15k a year on coke
  • Shoutout to the lemon partiers
  • WE HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION THAT CLEO LIVES!
  • “Who even takes pitchurrs of your private life…or videos…”
  • ZMan's thoughts on COVID: #FuckGrandma
  • CALL INTO THE ELECTION STREAM ZMAN
  • Find ZMan on zman.com
  • Clips of Trump wildin’
  • Actually it’s THEzman.com. Third time's a charm
  • Trump is in rare form now that he’s “immune” to COVID & he’s full of medical-grade meth or something
  • Warski is feuding(?) with Baked
  • Pelosi Pooper saved someone from ODing(???)
  • Baked wants to stream but DLive sez no TTS; Warski suggests Vimeo
  • Vimeo—you can say the n-word all day™
  • Warski & Ralph consider dressing up on Halloween
  • Vito joining the Election Stream
  • IAN MILES CHEONG!!!
  • Putin poisoned a dude
  • CHARLIE KIRK!!!
  • Trump & Biden having separate concurrent town hall meetings tomorrow?
  • NBC's statement: BAWWWWWW
  • Warski’s not a Boomer, he just sucks at using a camera
  • I was feeling so refreshed earlier, now I’m exhausted & have a migraine
  • Warski & Ralph’s grooming victim Rex Jones got the Twatter bann
  • Ralph wants Section 230 revoked because of course he does
  • 11:58 PM. Oh look at the time, it’s Warski complaining about black people o'clock (to be fair, he’s criticizing BLM)
  • Ryan Dawson & Captain T (DAS RITE) confirmed for Election Stream, along with others
  • Warski & Ralph wearing suits for Election Stream
  • Warski wants Emily Youcis for Election Stream
  • Colin Farrell as The Penguin, but movie theaters are a dying industry
  • Warski is excited for Spidermen
  • New season of Dexter
  • Warski talking about onlyLOSEmeLEG tonight
  • Smash or pass ACB
  • Kamala Harris really is the worst kind of cunt
  • Goodnight. WOO
  • [Peaceful Sunset outro]
  • [2nd outro Hank Williams Jr.—”If Heaven Ain’t A Lot Like Dixie"]
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
It's all about crop rotation, we need to allow the fields to lie fallow to allow the soil to regain its nutrients. Then the corn can begin to grow anew.
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It's better for the fields not to lie fallow but instead use a nitrogen fixing crop like turnips or soy. I guess the best analogy would be to focus on Fuentes while Hollywood God is an amusing side plot.
 
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Sam Losco said:
I was wrong tonight. I thought he'd require mods and cohosts to donate tonight to hit 10k since we've been talking about it. Instead, he ends with the lowest amount I've seen.
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wenesady and tuesday are usually pretty bad, but thursday and friday would make up for it. its been this way for literally a whole year.


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he's been on minimum wage since pillstream. if the last year hasn't caused him to give up, nothing will. He's living on spite.

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So "Zoomer girl" (barf) Faith Vickers is almost definitely gone right? I wonder if she will decide to have the kid or not.
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The only reason i believe Faith isn't gone is because Ralph would have slipped up and mentioned it by now. plus its so close to the holiday season, that he would be forced to mention her. remember last year how much Ralph mentioned Nora during the holidays even taking off two weeks for it.

The callers would get on his nerves and cause him to crack and admit it if she was gone. If no one asks "what did you get faith for X-mas, did you take her anywhere, how was your first halloween together, what did you two dress up as, etc." that would be a big clue.

I have a hard time believing we won't know in November. thats around the 2nd trimester too, she would be in full bitch mode by then
 
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WolfeTone said:
Null did good, but if we're being honest, this corn tastes kinda funky.

I have nothing of value to add, as Ethan makes me sad, and not in an inspiring way.

May God have mercy on his soul.

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We might want to consider sacrificing other e-celebs to different gods. Maybe world peace is just at the other end of bullying grifters.
 
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