🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Takayuki Yagami]

Wouldn't repealing 230 also affect Dlive and every other platform where users publish content?
Dlive would become responsible for everything Ralph and his gang of retards say every night, which means they would get rid of him on the spot since they are already worried about what he might say, even when they are not liable.
As usual, Ralph is so fucking short sighted that he would shoot himself in the head if he thought the bullet would somehow hit Josh (or any of his perceived 'enemies') as well.

Unrelated but I was researching a few things since I've been working on a detailed Ralph timeline and noticed this which I found funny:
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Actor? Producer?
The Destruction of Boogie? Boogie might not appreciate that Ralph, not that he's likely to ever come back on your show, but still.
With how detailed the "Self" section is, I doubt anyone else but Ethan would bother documenting his guest "appearances" on a bunch of shows no one cares about and going back a few years.

Lastly, Ralph managed to make it into this list:
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But as usual he was beaten by Carl who has the number 1 spot while Ralph is at number 8.

Obviously. Remember that Ralph is a chronic alcoholic with an extreme temper. Any kind of self-preservation he has in him is overpowered by addiction and the need to lash out at other.

 

[MeltyTW]

• WE HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION THAT CLEO LIVES!

if youre talking about the segment where he tells caller cleo is alive youre mistaken we never see her ralph just says cleo is there, afaik cleo is still more likely to have been eaten

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

if youre talking about the segment where he tells caller cleo is alive youre mistaken we never see her ralph just says cleo is there, afaik cleo is still more likely to have been eaten

No, he posted an actual picture with one of those Killstream cards he bought for his LIMITED EDITION shirts.
I thought I screencapped it but he switched over to the Hunter Biden pic while I was taking a screenshot.

 

[Kenobi]

Well... There's Marzia and Pewd, but that's more of an exception, and Marzia quit her youtube career.

Mariza does seem like she dosen´t have all horses in the stable.

No, he posted an actual picture with one of those Killstream cards he bought for his LIMITED EDITION shirts.
I thought I screencapped it but he switched over to the Hunter Biden pic while I was taking a screenshot.

You know whats really sad?
The day that cat dies hes gonna be more emotional then when Faith births the guntling cause cleo is the last link he has to Nora and the life that could have been.

 

[MeltyTW]

No, he posted an actual picture with one of those Killstream cards he bought for his LIMITED EDITION shirts.
I thought I screencapped it but he switched over to the Hunter Biden pic while I was taking a screenshot.

Eh still doesn't prove anything easy shop job especially if the cards were made earlier theres a reason he doesn't bring her up on stream

 

[soy_king]

Mariza does seem like she dosen´t have all horses in the stable.

You know whats really sad?
The day that cat dies hes gonna be more emotional then when Faith births the guntling cause cleo is the last link he has to Nora and the life that could have been.

Didn't he already eat it in a drunken stupor? That way it could be part of him forever.

 

[PhoBingas]

Whelp... Looks like Section 230 is gone. I want my last post here to be ayy-lawing Ethan "the gunt" Ralph.


Fuck though, hes just so boring its hard to even hate watch him. I've been letting the better stream snipers take center stage. Shoutout to Burger Fox and Sam Losco for documenting the downfall of the gunt. I don't really know what to say besides I'm astonished that he hasn't died years ago. It was an honor "lawgin'" with the lot of you.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Does anyone remember when the anniversary stream was for Ralph? and does anyone have a copy of it?

You mean recently? I don't think he's had one yet. He was saying last night he was going to "celebrate" the five-year anniversary on Nov. 3rd.

Really? Okay these streams are starting to mesh together fuck me . Maybe it was the 300 episode thing, it was the one where he describes how his show started and how he met gator

 

[Freedom Fries]

All you fags need to stop lighting your hair on fire and running around like the sky is falling on section 230 or a least take it to an appropriate thread. Most that's gonna happen is to reinterpret it to make directed censorship make you ineligible for protections, and even then it will probably only be for super large companies with over 1M users or something. Even that's unlikely considering the concerted effort to stop anything the executive does requiring years of judicial fights and multiple strategy changes.

The executive can't just repeal laws, and if republicans win the House after November, which probably they won't, they still won't repeal it wholesale.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Yes. I fell asleep before I could post it, sorry.

He did not, strangely enough. In fact, the Southern History stream had very little Southern History at all, which I feel like I should have anticipated. The way he was talking it up made me think he had actually done research, but no dice. The idea for a Southern History stream was conceived when Ralph got blind drunk in a bar with ZMan eight-ish months ago, which should tell you all you need to know right there.

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/14/20 - ZMan? More like ZZZMan!

• We haven’t even started yet & my head is pounding. Off to a fantastic start
• 9:47 PM & we have our Bojack intro
• Ralph is screaming about the upcoming election stream to psych himself up which is doing wonders for the aforementioned pounding headache
• Ralph starts to say something about Tuesday but remembers it’s Wednesday
• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to why am I doing this to myself I am your host seriously why am I doing this to myself
• Ralph reminisces about starting the Killstream in October 2015
• Shoutout to 2015
• He is celebrating his five-year anniversary during the Election Extravaganza
• The audio syncing is off for some reason
• Ralph met the guest pre-Corona & talked about the South. Ralph was also blitzed.
• The Groypers are not a drinking crowd
• The South is actually quite diverse, can attest to that
• John Locke wrote the original South Carolina charter, have you even read him, Caribbean slave owners?
• Ralph’s cheeks look really puffy, I don’t know what that’s about
• The finer points of barbecue
• Juice bad, but their food is good
• Racism in the North vs. the South
• Guest is 54, last name begins with a Z, no idea who he is
• Callers already, hello ZMan
• My ears have glazed over somehow
• Starbucks wants to kill you
• Give Ralph five bucks
• ZMan runs the ZBlog, thezblog.com
• ZMan is ridin' with Kanye
• Election is going to be a shitshow whichever way it goes
• Joe Biden is a con man & scam artist
• Frank Hassle on Monday, Syrian Girl on Tuesday, Mark Collett on Friday
• Haha women amirite
• Butters what up WAIT LET ME READ THIS SUPERCHAT
• Southern idioms
• Hunter Biden pic with the crackpipe looks like OnlyLOSEmeLEG
• God, my fucking head. Ralph’s voice is echoing in my brain
• ZMan posits Biden is gonna die of “COVID" before Memorial Day if elected
• “Wait, someone just Tweeted at me" ever the professional
• Glowies gonna glow, do you wanna kidnap a governor?
• Politicians need to stop leaving laptops lying around
• Ralph somehow fucks up a good ol' boy Southern accent
• Shoutout to the restream gang gang, Chillstream Uncut ALLONEWORD
• Scottish caller asking about Southern U.S. politics?
• ZMan & Bibble love The Critical Drinker
• Ralph is harassing Cleo & is gonna take a pitchurr
• “People say a picture's worth a thousand words, but if that were true, we'd just make weird faces at each other.” --ZMan
• Trannies are a crazy belief, Christianity is not
• Warski is here
• Hunter Biden spent 50k a month on drugs; Warski spent 15k a year on coke
• Shoutout to the lemon partiers
• WE HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION THAT CLEO LIVES!
• “Who even takes pitchurrs of your private life…or videos…”
• ZMan's thoughts on COVID: #FuckGrandma
• CALL INTO THE ELECTION STREAM ZMAN
• Find ZMan on zman.com
• Clips of Trump wildin’
• Actually it’s THEzman.com. Third time's a charm
• Trump is in rare form now that he’s “immune” to COVID & he’s full of medical-grade meth or something
• Warski is feuding(?) with Baked
• Pelosi Pooper saved someone from ODing(???)
• Baked wants to stream but DLive sez no TTS; Warski suggests Vimeo
• Vimeo—you can say the n-word all day™
• Warski & Ralph consider dressing up on Halloween
• Vito joining the Election Stream
• IAN MILES CHEONG!!!
• Putin poisoned a dude
• CHARLIE KIRK!!!
• Trump & Biden having separate concurrent town hall meetings tomorrow?
• NBC's statement: BAWWWWWW
• Warski’s not a Boomer, he just sucks at using a camera
• I was feeling so refreshed earlier, now I’m exhausted & have a migraine
• Warski & Ralph’s grooming victim Rex Jones got the Twatter bann
• Ralph wants Section 230 revoked because of course he does
• 11:58 PM. Oh look at the time, it’s Warski complaining about black people o'clock (to be fair, he’s criticizing BLM)
• Ryan Dawson & Captain T (DAS RITE) confirmed for Election Stream, along with others
• Warski & Ralph wearing suits for Election Stream
• Warski wants Emily Youcis for Election Stream
• Colin Farrell as The Penguin, but movie theaters are a dying industry
• Warski is excited for Spidermen
• New season of Dexter
• Warski talking about onlyLOSEmeLEG tonight
• Smash or pass ACB
• Kamala Harris really is the worst kind of cunt
• Goodnight. WOO
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• [2nd outro Hank Williams Jr.—”If Heaven Ain’t A Lot Like Dixie"]

Dear God @BOLDYSPICY! thank you so much for that, and hopefully you start feeling better

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

The executive can't just repeal laws, and if republicans win the House after November, which probably they won't, they still won't repeal it wholesale.

The powers of the executive branch have been expanded over the past 20 years. Trump could sign an executive order and have it repealed today if he really wanted.

 

[Postal Pippa]

I wish sometimes Ralph was more entertaining when his life wasnt on fire. That way sniping wouldnt be a slog. It feels like if his personal life isnt on fire, no one actually cares about him, they just want to hear him say words they want to hear.

 

[MeltyTW]

All you fags need to stop lighting your hair on fire and running around like the sky is falling on section 230 or a least take it to an appropriate thread. Most that's gonna happen is to reinterpret it to make directed censorship make you ineligible for protections, and even then it will probably only be for super large companies with over 1M users or something. Even that's unlikely considering the concerted effort to stop anything the executive does requiring years of judicial fights and multiple strategy changes.

The executive can't just repeal laws, and if republicans win the House after November, which probably they won't, they still won't repeal it wholesale.

The powers of the executive branch have been expanded over the past 20 years. Trump could sign an executive order and have it repealed today if he really wanted.

section 230 is the most visible powerplay of the deepstate run by ethan ralph and his intent to kickstart the new gunt order from his room in the gunt shack. the massive censorship in his chat and his attempts to control, censor, and flag down information counter to his agenda is a microcosmic test for more widespread information control via nanomachines. what youre looking at itt isnt simply driving a doped up sperg into drinking on stream to make a fool of himself, what youre witnessing is a near decade long struggle in the shadows for control over the united stats government.

the factions involved are as secretive as they are ill defined and uncertain in membership or member loyalty, but can broadly be broken down into the gunt and his ftm renegade fed cabal, the groyper/pat little loyalist deniable asset faction of the federal government, and the islamic terrorist group vying for control of the corn markets known as kiwifarms or the al-awgs. little things imperceivable to the naked eye like the tactical exchange of ethan using advanced drug induced meditative techniques to resist al-awg mind control demoralization propaganda or the creation of a deepfake program to use jim's likeness as a propagandistic cudgel are seemingly small and unimportant battles in an internet sperg fight are in actuality attempts to gain bits of ground in a much wider much more complex and higher stakes struggle than it might first appear.

section 230's targeting even if doomed to failure or unimportance is the brute force gaining of a mile in a war of inches and subtle subterfuge and can not be underestimate as a grave and pressing attack from ethan that needs the swiftest of countermeasures to avoiding losing years of ground to the gunt shadow cabal. the end goal of cabal being to harvest and castrate natural born men for ethan's insane ftm cock lust and to establish a satantic pedophile ring via diddler dax and their hidden shares in the netflix corporation, a struggle the other factions have managed to push widespread societal condemnation against and which is now being brought into court but with the gunt having control of the media and reviewers and other such institutions.

frankly im ashamed that you could stumble onto this world and just choose to ignore obvious logical conclusions laid out in front of you, unless you really mean to tell me you havent read all 3k+ pages or watched all 500+ hours of stream snipes?

 

[Vetti]

I wish sometimes Ralph was more entertaining when his life wasnt on fire. That way sniping wouldnt be a slog. It feels like if his personal life isnt on fire, no one actually cares about him, they just want to hear him say words they want to hear.

You don't have to keep sniping, y'know. From the beginning of the year until May, the thread had very little activity because Ralph was boring and nobody was bothering to stream snipe because there was little to talk about episode to episode. When Ralph would have a big spergout moment, people would show up and the pressure would be on, but until then nobody wasted their energy keeping up with boring shit. Even then, I remember some guy writing episode recaps so as long as one person is keeping up with the gunt, the thread will live.

 

[anuscabbage12]

You don't have to keep sniping, y'know. From the beginning of the year until May, the thread had very little activity because Ralph was boring and nobody was bothering to stream snipe because there was little to talk about episode to episode. When Ralph would have a big spergout moment, people would show up and the pressure would be on, but until then nobody wasted their energy keeping up with boring shit. Even then, I remember some guy writing episode recaps so as long as one person is keeping up with the gunt, the thread will live.

100%

I think people are waiting for another pillstream. I doubt that will happen this month. The dates to remember for potential ralph happenings are; election day and when Ralph goes down to Florida in December to hang out with Mersh and Royce Lopez. We may get some VERY entertaining and dumpster fire material from those events, especially the Florida trip. Isnt ralph on probation? is that illegal?

Ralph is trying to get a new audience from Mersh and Royce, who built their audience out of former Owen Benjamin Bears, which are basically brain dead paypigs, which is what is ideal if your a streamer.

Baked Alaska, on Friday is about to start streaming his RV trip with Ip2 bottom of the barrel of society IRL streamers one of whom almost died on a drug overdose due to pills and liquor, and the Rv trip hasnt even started yet. This is after baked alaska has used a mentally ill women for content, and had an Andy Warski-tier event of spitting on a random guy and pepper spraying him, and then getting involved in looting a star bucks. And during all this we have Nick Fuentes, constantly coping and having to go to bat and defend all of Baked's behavior.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph goes down to Florida in December to hang out with Mersh and Royce Lopez.

Oh shit. That could be good I haven't been watching lately but mersh has been a sloppy drunk idiot this year and I smell potential for some kind of blow up between them. Cause I mean of course they're going to drink.

 

[Vetti]

Ralph goes down to Florida in December to hang out with Mersh and Royce Lopez

I knew they were gonna do a show together but I didn't know they were going to meet up irl. That could be gold.

Oh shit. That could be good I haven't been watching lately but mersh has been a sloppy drunk idiot this year and I smell potential for some kind of blow up between them. Cause I mean of course they're going to drink.

I can't wait to compare and contrast the trio of gunts hanging off of Ralph, Royce and Mersh respectively.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Am I drunk or is that a regular plate? Also there is a good amount of empty space on that plate Ralph. Make more salad FFS and don't drown it in ranch. Just use lemon and salt if you want decent taste cause the lemon will complement the Biryani with hot sauce. Fucking retard.

 

[Crystal Golem]

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Am I drunk or is that a regular plate? Also there is a good amount of empty space on that plate Ralph. Make more salad FFS and don't drown it in ranch. Just use lemon and salt if you want decent taste cause the lemon will complement the Biryani with hot sauce. Fucking retard.

Is that Raita?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Is that Raita?

Yeah looks to be mixed that up but still get more veggies on your plate Ralph. Remember what Dr. Duke said about Broccoli.