US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I don't think the English language can describe how much Joe Biden must hate Hunter.
I have to disagree. Joe clearly loves Hunter. That's something I have to sympathize with him over. You see him get testy when people bring up his kid. But despite the crack he smokes, the strippers he bangs, and the fact that he's the textbook example of a rich kid gone wild, Hunter Biden will never stop being Joe Biden's son. What I can't sympathize with Joe with is how he dealt with his son's demons. I can't truly fault a politician for using their connections to give their friends and family opportunities. But Hunter was flying all over the world gaining power and influence for daddy when he should have been chained to a bed at the Betty Ford Clinic receiving Ibogaine injections until he could keep a crack pipe out of his mouth for more than a week. So while I can sympathize with Joe for being a father, I can't sympathize with him for being a terrible one.
 
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Joe Biden's campaign is now a reaction video channel. His campaign is talking more about Donald Trump's policies than his own. Probably because Joe doesn't have any. I don't know how to describe the cackle I let out when I saw this tweet, but it was not the cackle of a righteous man.

Also it's kinda' weird that Joe Biden has absolutely nothing to say about this Hunter scandal. Like... If it's completely made-up horseshit, wouldn't you just say that? Wouldn't that be the first thing you do in the morning? How does making a reaction video to random shit from a Trump rally take precedence over your coke-son juking some dude for $85, causing every dirty deal you've ever made to spill out to Trump's campaign team?

That's actually one of the biggest reasons that I don't believe a word of what's coming out is a lie, because his campaign has responded immediately to other things before, but we're going on two days now and Joe has precisely jack nor shit to say about it. That's a pretty fuckin' odd stance to take if you're an honest man who didn't have a coke-son who fucked up your entire campaign for $85.

47 years of political survival, a quarter of the duration of the U.S Government's existence. A lifetime legacy crumpled, shit on, and thrown in the trash because your meth-son wouldn't pay someone $85. I don't think the English language can describe how much Joe Biden must hate Hunter.
He would, if he could remember him. The debate with Trump clearly showed the only one he gave a shit about was Beau, he just resigned himself to clean up after Hunter out of obligation.
 
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Of all the venues to pick, why did they pick an auditorium with immeasurably steep steps, where voters enter one at a time to give their question, and place Biden at the floor?

Biden spends his time staring up at them, and them staring down at him. It's less of a professor-student dynamic and more like the pit of a gorilla enclosure, where the voters get the lucky chance to gawk at the senile old man.

Actually no, it's far more hellish than that. Centuries ago, the oracles of ancient greece, and innumerable monks would make their homes on the cliffs, the mountains, as close to the ocean or the wide open skies as they could. All to get closer to God, to light, and away from the distractions. This is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE.
Just as the old Sumerian goddess Inanna was coerced by servants of Erishkigal deeper and deeper into the dark, subterranean Underworld, these frightened citizens shuffle inside, led through to this dark ass room by an army of handlers. The set-up is like an homage to the OG demonic cave. Once this deep inside, the voters accept their fate, and throw their question down to the depths hoping Joseph Robinette isn't angered by their suggestions. Now I see why Scott Adams started that fake conspiracy about Build Back Better and the campaign in general being a front for the antichrist.
 
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I just want to ask something - and I know it's silly to ask, since stupid people don't typically consider such things - but why the fuck do people take pictures or have pictures taken of themselves doing shit like this? How retarded do you have to be to think "hey I'm the son of a VP and now-presidential candidate, maybe I should do drugs off a whore's ass and fall asleep with a crack pipe in my mouth, and have someone document it!" Was he wanting to go through his photo albums one day and fondly remember the time he gave his nose AIDS from a hooker's asshole?

I hate to say it because I hate him so much but this shit almost makes me feel bad for Joe. The kid he had who actually tried to do shit right, died. The kid he has that is still alive may have just severely hurt his presidential prospects and definitely brought shame to his family, especially considering it was only a couple weeks ago we heard him yell during a debate how Hunter was "home and doing better and wasn't doing drugs anymore". Idk if he's far enough left on the spectrum to think "maybe it's not too late for an abortion after all" but I'd hate to be put in that position.
I don't even think it's the drugs influencing him. It's pure privilege, a life with no accountability. He has fucked up so many times and he still gets jobs, cash, whatever he wants handed to him by Daddy. It's the same as married Prince Andrew smiling, taking pictures at parties with the (trafficked) teenage girl he was fucking. You ask why he would do it if his dad's rich and influential but that's exactly why he does it. He can't conceive there will be consequences for either of them, I don't think it even crosses his mind.
 
I just want to ask something - and I know it's silly to ask, since stupid people don't typically consider such things - but why the fuck do people take pictures or have pictures taken of themselves doing shit like this? How retarded do you have to be to think "hey I'm the son of a VP and now-presidential candidate, maybe I should do drugs off a whore's ass and fall asleep with a crack pipe in my mouth, and have someone document it!" Was he wanting to go through his photo albums one day and fondly remember the time he gave his nose AIDS from a hooker's asshole?

I hate to say it because I hate him so much but this shit almost makes me feel bad for Joe. The kid he had who actually tried to do shit right, died. The kid he has that is still alive may have just severely hurt his presidential prospects and definitely brought shame to his family, especially considering it was only a couple weeks ago we heard him yell during a debate how Hunter was "home and doing better and wasn't doing drugs anymore". Idk if he's far enough left on the spectrum to think "maybe it's not too late for an abortion after all" but I'd hate to be put in that position.
Well, at least for the passed out smoking meth photo, I assume he might not have noticed the picture in his picture roll later that a literal crack whore took of him, or perhaps he deleted locally on his phone, but it had already been synced to his icloud and he didn't notice.

And as everyone else has said: it's because he's on meth. It's a fucking wild drug to be on, and probably one of the worst (or best depending on how you look at it). If you suddenly get the urge to get up and go for a walk after getting methed up, you can end up walking for 5 hours straight for a marathon distance. And god help you if you decide to start jerking off when you're on meth, because then you'll find yourself 13 hours later with your dick rubbed raw and a billion tabs of porn open. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. That shit makes you become less than human, and everyone in contact with you can tell.

So it's disgusting to me that a man of Joe Biden's wealth and power hasn't gotten his son clean, or at least cut him loose so as not to facilitate it.
 
So it's disgusting to me that a man of Joe Biden's wealth and power hasn't gotten his son clean, or at least cut him loose so as not to facilitate it.

Joe doesn't even drink alcohol because addiction runs in the family, so he's at least somewhat aware of how you have to handle addiction, which is not bailing your fuckup son out over and over and giving him millions of dollars. If/when Hunter finally ODs and dies Joe will be partially responsible.
 
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