🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

What are the odds of Ralph just bailing on the kid like a black father once it pops out?

The odds of Ralph not being a part of the kid's life are 100%, the question is why, when and how.
Is it because he will end up going back to jail at some point for beating and abusing Faith?
Or because he will end up dead in the next couple of years because of his poor health?
Or because he will decide to be like his dad and just leave so he can get as drunk as he wants once Faith starts nagging him about not drinking as much and helping out with the child?
Maybe it will be something much darker and completely unexpected that no one could have predicted?

Ralph still hasn't comprehended the reality of living with a baby that is with you 24 hours a day and depends on you for absolutely everything. The shock on his face when a caller had a screaming kid in the background a few weeks ago says it all.
They live in a tiny run down house and he's pretending like he will be able to continue to live there and stream for 4 hours a night with a newborn, but it just won't work. The whole thing is likely to drive Ralph crazy, and that along with alcohol and drugs, there might be an 'incident' live on stream like the guy who beat his girlfriend live on Twitch and ended up arrested.

Who knows? Either way I can't imagine any scenario where Ralph is a part of that child's upbringing.

 

[Long Time Caller]

In any case I think graphs like this could benefit from adding another line for viewership numbers. The more data we track, the more irregularities we can spot. If we could add another one tracking Ralph's blood-alcohol level that would also be of interest but sadly we'd need the Gunt's cooperation for that one...

In order to track viewer numbers, you would have to pick a specific time to check on every stream unless someone really wants to sit and go through every stream looking for the absolute high point. If you just randomly scroll to a point on Sam's stream and check the number, it would vary without reason when trying to track.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

In order to track viewer numbers, you would have to pick a specific time to check on every stream unless someone really wants to sit and go through every stream looking for the absolute high point. If you just randomly scroll to a point on Sam's stream and check the number, it would vary without reason when trying to track.

you are confusing peak views with total views. total views during stream could double triple or quadruple the amount of peak views. some might just tune in for a second or a minute or a half hour. no way to really get the total views during stream unless ralph or dlive gives up that info. best you can do is track peak views. the search is fun, but fruitless. ie the data is shit.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

What do you guys think of an Ethan Ralph art / music contest? I was listening to Spacey’s “Down With the Quarry King,” and it made me fondly remember Jim’s contests from the Stream.me days. So much talent. So much creativity. So much audio from those contests.

If Matt and Tonka got contests, I think our boy Ralph deserves a contest of his own.

 

[Crystal Golem]

What do you guys think of an Ethan Ralph art / music contest? I was listening to Spacey’s “Down With the Quarry King,” and it made me fondly remember Jim’s contests from the Stream.me days. So much talent. So much creativity. So much audio from those contests.

If Matt and Tonka got contests, I think our boy Ralph deserves a contest of his own.

Guntober?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/16/20 - Town Halls & No Calls

• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the really late reeeeeecap I'm your host holy fuck Larry Ridgeway has a kid what the fuck?
• I come on to literal screeching about Biden, Bibble talking about caressing balls, Ralph being muted, & Larry making barbecued chicken & macaroni & cheese for his daughter.
• Gator makes the hot dog & mac & cheese Mundane Matt joke
• Ralph says God will probably “curse” him with a daughter
• HE WILL DO THE GENDER REVEAL ON STREAM SWEAR TO GOD
• Oct. 30th is Killstream Halloween
• Clip of a dude screaming at people to wear a mask?
• Xbox: Home of the N-word™
• Lol I just remembered Ralph can’t vote because he’s a felon. Winner: Kiwi Farms
• Larry does a show with Dingo wat
• ROAD RAGE TAMPA Dec. 15th; Ralph is gonna rent a giant place or something to party in
• Janet Reno is dead?
• “Shoutout to Coach Red Pill, that piece of shit”
• Florida women taste & smell like ashtrays, & you can put cigarettes out on them
• WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CALLERS
• Biden's strategy is to be obscenely boring. The Killstream strategy
• Trump’s town hall meeting was “lovely"
• Ralph “jokingly" calls his audience “subhuman pussies" for not calling in
• Ralph didn’t put a sticker on his cat you retards
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• Goodnight Gator
• Ralph wants to do a Saturday Sunset on the 24th while he’s out of town. He’s gonna watch fights with Bibble
• Democrats in 1864 were the best
• Callers are unspeakably boring
• Ice-cold political takes from the panel
• Larry never wears a mask because he’s a fucking idiot
• Ralph is getting pretty hammered
• Fauci says no Thanksgiving, but the panel is going to coof on their relatives to show they don’t hate America or something
• Ralph is making hats, & he has a big-ass head
• Caller talks about cancelling holidays & Ralph gets mad
• Election night roster
• Maybe Destiny will be on, who knows
• Ralph is getting very short with chat & being very snippy because how will so many guests talk at once? BECAUSE THEY’RE CALLING IN INDIVIDUALLY EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES YOU MENTAL MIDGETS
• Ralph is drunkenly slurring about how disappointed he is by the lack of callers
• He has an interview with Whitney Webb. People ask who she is & Ralph curtly & helpfully tells them to just Google her
• Reading news articles
• Dark Butters says some weird cryptic shit about DLive & leaves
• Panel talks about Thanksgiving food
• Ralph gets pissy with chat
• Ralph is slurring really hard & stumbling over his words a lot, so of course he keeps trying to read news articles aloud to pad out the stream
• News clips to pad out stream time because Ralph is too drunk to read
• Warski’s here, whatever
• Debate on whether or not “Paki" is offensive
• Smash or pass the Paki on Twitter
• Reading the Paki's tweets. She’s a Twitter something-or-other
• In a shocking twist no one saw coming, Warski’s political takes are even more retarded than everyone else's
• Goodnight Bibble
• Shillery
• Warski hates niggers o'clock
• MUH GOOBERGRAPE
• YouTube & DLive bans, muh freeze peach
• The panel conducts intelligent discourse on the use of the nigger word
• DLive > YouTube because DLive is more accommodating. Warski loves DLive. Ralph is still salty about them. Ralph & co. will move on to greener pastures eventually.
• Warski claims DLive loves the Killstream Krew. X to doubt
• Warski’s stutter has gotten fucking horrible, my God
• More clips of a Republican senator from Nebraska or some shit idk
• NEOCONS!!!
• Ralph educating Warski on the Never Trumpers
• Bitching about politics & Corona-chan
• Incoherent Joe Biden clip
• Tim Heidecker deplatforming everyone
• Clip of Tim Heidecker is getting schooled by Fuentes
• We got a brief Null mention because he totally tried to get Ralph deplatformed (he didn’t)
• A thousand people still watching four hours in
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• Lmao okay
• “WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST” –Ethan Ralph
• HURRY UP & END I'M FUCKING TIRED
• “Just imagine if we had network backing" loooool
• Everybody loves cats! It’s the Catstream!
• Caller Critical sounds drunk &/or like he’s got a mouth full of cotton. He’s going a mile a minute & near unintelligible. He has to go to the hospital because he has a pulmonary embolism?
• Another caller says Eric Andre is just Baked Alaska for normies
• Ralph pulls out his stupid fucking mall ninja sword
• Goodnight good luck goodbye
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• [Outro #2: Tyler Childers - "Whitehouse Road"]
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Guys, this isn't cleo:

Cleo is a tortoiseshell cat, the cat he's showing in that image is Smoke, the cat he got after Cleo ran away/was supposedly abducted by plate gang goons that tagged his car. When Ade visited she referred to "the cat" not "the cats".

Imagine posting proof of life pics of the wrong cat to own the a-logs, but the a-logs are so autistic they know the lore behind your cats.

I guess Cleo really is gone after all.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Guntober?

I just got this in a marketing email. The synchronicity spells good things for guntober.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Guys, this isn't cleo:
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Cleo is a tortoiseshell cat, the cat he's showing in that image is Smoke, the cat he got after Cleo ran away/was supposedly abducted by plate gang goons that tagged his car. When Ade visited she referred to "the cat" not "the cats".
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Imagine posting proof of life pics of the wrong cat to own the a-logs, but the a-logs are so autistic they know the lore behind your cats.
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I guess Cleo really is gone after all.

No, I know. He posted Smoke on Twitter, but not Cleo.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Guys, this isn't cleo:
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Cleo is a tortoiseshell cat, the cat he's showing in that image is Smoke, the cat he got after Cleo ran away/was supposedly abducted by plate gang goons that tagged his car. When Ade visited she referred to "the cat" not "the cats".
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Imagine posting proof of life pics of the wrong cat to own the a-logs, but the a-logs are so autistic they know the lore behind your cats.
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I guess Cleo really is gone after all.

See, one of my favorite aspects of trolling is when no one should believe it because it's so stupid. CWC's brown shirted imposter, KingCobra's apartment goat, and Ethan eating Cleo the cat are all good examples. But the fact he posted a picture of the other cat, I'm not gonna lie, he flipped the script on us a bit.

 

[Love Machine]

Why not just ask @adezero If he had Cleo and Smoke when she was there?

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I guess Cleo really is gone after all.

It's ok... Cleo is in a better place now...

Spoiler

Cleo
Smoke
Mama Ralph
Ralph

Ralph is going to need to give Faith more video games to play to sate her bloodlust!

 

[Love Machine]

https://archive.vn/UitMb

Cleo is officially missing in action fella...
Its a shame because Cleo is a very cute kitty. But why even lie if the little kitty passed? Something terrible must have happened.

 

[Sam Losco]

Interesting results. The lemons seem to correlate more closely with how long the show actually runs for rather than whether or not a guest is present. With the exception of 09/25, where I assume a notable guest was present, and 09/15, where I assume an... unpopular... guest was present, the only datapoint that I find noteworthy is 10/02, where the lemon/duration trend is bucked quite substantially. I see a guest was on that show, so maybe they were drawing in more lemons, but it seems odd to me that Ralph wouldn't drag that show out if his lemons were surging like that. Did anything significant take place that night?

In any case I think graphs like this could benefit from adding another line for viewership numbers. The more data we track, the more irregularities we can spot. If we could add another one tracking Ralph's blood-alcohol level that would also be of interest but sadly we'd need the Gunt's cooperation for that one...

9/25 was the flat Earther guy. I believe lots of people donated to fuck with him or call him a retard.
9/15 was "Coronavirus Con, GamerGate Cuties, Issac Jackson Live, + Pelosi's Surprise" I don't know who Issac Jackson is.
10/2 was the first day back on Dlive after the 3 day suspension and he had Rex Jones on.

To really get good data with viewership, we'd need to track it throughout the show and see how it fluctuates during different segments. Just trying to get a peak number will be a bitch after the fact. And should we go with just Dlive or add in Chillstream? There is also the suspicion of botting which could be happening on either and we can't account for that.
I'd have to get something auto set up to do that and like I've mentioned, trying to interact with Dlive's undocumented API is beyond me.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ralph must've sat on Cleo

 

[Freeman]

Ralph must've sat on Cleo

Then he cooked her up like a piece of roadkill before chowing down, absolutely disgusting.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

No, I know. He posted Smoke on Twitter, but not Cleo.

Oh I know but I saw other people talking about it and your post had the picture of Smoke in it so I just replied off it.

Its a shame because Cleo is a very cute kitty. But why even lie if the little kitty passed? Something terrible must have happened.

I think it started off as her running away during the Plate Gang stuff; PG was posting videos of another tortoiseshell saying they had her but the cat wasn't the same cat. No one believed they had the cat, but being the cow he is Ralph lost his mind and started saying that he found her in a cat trap or whatever and posting old photos of her to own the ayyyylawgs.

From there it probably ballooned out like all of Ralph's other lies, something that would have been a small joke and a misfortune of a cat running away to anyone else turned into a major plot point. He can't admit the cat has run away, that means that plate gang won. Or something.

Hopefully she's found a new home with some nice mexicans that will give her a clean box, clean water and fancy feast every day. She earned it.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

As someone said earlier, it does appear now that they mention it that Ralph controls the Chillstream account now. I've noticed that the chat there is full of guntguarding mods now when none existed previously.

 

[High Tea]

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Cleo is officially missing in action fella...
Its a shame because Cleo is a very cute kitty. But why even lie if the little kitty passed? Something terrible must have happened.

If the cat was skinny, we at least know Smoke isn't responsible for Cleo's disappearance

Oh I know but I saw other people talking about it and your post had the picture of Smoke in it so I just replied off it.

I think it started off as her running away during the Plate Gang stuff; PG was posting videos of another tortoiseshell saying they had her but the cat wasn't the same cat. No one believed they had the cat, but being the cow he is Ralph lost his mind and started saying that he found her in a cat trap or whatever and posting old photos of her to own the ayyyylawgs.

From there it probably ballooned out like all of Ralph's other lies, something that would have been a small joke and a misfortune of a cat running away to anyone else turned into a major plot point. He can't admit the cat has run away, that means that plate gang won. Or something.

Hopefully she's found a new home with some nice mexicans that will give her a clean box, clean water and fancy feast every day. She earned it.

Didn't he say Cleo was found trapped in the neighbor's backyard after a few days? I personally hope that Cleo is running free, living their best life, gorging on mice, bagging hot alleycats with a nice warm, family home to sleep in.

 

[Ulamog did nothing wrong]

Kinda surprised Angelo John Gage doesn't have a thread on here, although he's got an article on rational wiki. Here is a response video of him that will satisfy the Kiwi's.

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The only thing to point out of importance (imo) is how low the Gunt is scrapping the bottom of the barrel for guests that he had to have this subhuman weak cunt on for "content".
Cage talks a big game but he is a pussy. He was some POG and a LEG Marine who never fire a shot, heard a few bangs from afar and now has some sob story about muh ptsd for free VA shekels. He is feminized himself, and now larps as some hardcore badass over shit in Europe yet it was filth like him who imposed open borders on the continent. Anyone worth their salt that served the US knows this type of cunt in a VFW meeting, that goes on about BS and make up stories in a feeble attempt to make their point more valid somehow. I would love a thread on him for he is somewhat lolcow worthy, but tbh he is just a shittier version of Donga with a "DD214". If you want more info I believe he did a interview with Red Ice Radio and he goes over his pathetic life to include some sort of jail time. He is also never taken seriously on the Right for glowing harder than Plutonium, and for changing his viewpoints like Ryan Haywood changes women. That may end up sparking some 'tism but other than Vets shitting on him I do not think much of value is to be found.

Sorry If I derailed the thread by adding to this comment, but I figured I would till add my 2 cents.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

He sat on Cleo and killed her. This is exactly how it's going to go with his child.

"FAI FAI! CLEO SOMEHOW GOT UNDERNEATH MY ASS AND SHE'S BEEN SMOOSHED! YEAH I KNOW IT'S THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK! GATOR BAN HER!"