US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Well now I know this isn't a lid day:

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Trump's outdoor rally is starting and I'm seeing 90k watching on one stream and 20k on another.
 
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Imagine being such a crackhead that you fall asleep smoking crack.
That pic makes no sense, unless it was staged as a joke.

Hunter Biden is a fuckup and a waste of skin, but had he actually smoked meth and somehow--somehow--fallen asleep with the pipe still in his mouth, you wouldn't have got a pic of him rolled over on his side, tucked in, looking like he'd been asleep for a while. The pipe would have long since fallen out of his mouth, either onto the floor or into the bed.

And who took that pic?

Maybe he staged it himself, as a joke. Maybe he had companionship, and she staged it as a joke. Either way, he's not absolved of dissolute loserdom; why would there be a meth pipe around in the first place, otherwise?
 
Well now I know this isn't a lid day:

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Trump's outdoor rally is starting and I'm seeing 90k watching on one stream and 20k on another.
Biden is lucky a virus is going around because if this were a normal election year, people would be more suspicious about Biden calling lids on most of his appearances. Biden isn’t in great health, but Coronachan has blessed him by making it seem noble for forgoing most appearances. Seriously though, Biden could have just held fireside chats on YouTube during the height of the pandemic instead of hiding all the time. Him actually getting out and campaigning three months before the election makes it seemed rushed.
 
That pic makes no sense, unless it was staged as a joke.

Hunter Biden is a fuckup and a waste of skin, but had he actually smoked meth and somehow--somehow--fallen asleep with the pipe still in his mouth, you wouldn't have got a pic of him rolled over on his side, tucked in, looking like he'd been asleep for a while. The pipe would have long since fallen out of his mouth, either onto the floor or into the bed.

And who took that pic?

Maybe he staged it himself, as a joke. Maybe he had companionship, and she staged it as a joke. Either way, he's not absolved of dissolute loserdom; why would there be a meth pipe around in the first place, otherwise?


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This is one of the pictures that was released today, in the 3rd NY Post article.

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So is this.

I don't know the order of them, but I suspect the second one is after he got dental work done.

This is relevant because Meth causes massive damage to your teeth. It's called "Meth Mouth."


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This is one of the pictures that was released today, in the 3rd NY Post article.

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So is this.

I don't know the order of them, but I suspect the second one is after he got dental work done.

This is relevant because Meth causes massive damage to your teeth. It's called "Meth Mouth."


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His dental work reminds me of Boogie’s.
 
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This is one of the pictures that was released today, in the 3rd NY Post article.

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So is this.

I don't know the order of them, but I suspect the second one is after he got dental work done.

This is relevant because Meth causes massive damage to your teeth. It's called "Meth Mouth."


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I didn't doubt he was smoking meth. The dude's a drug-addled fuckup; that's pretty much a given.

Trust me on this one--when you smoke meth, you don't just snuggle down under the covers and fall asleep like that. And if you really are such an epically brainfucked freak that you can, the pipe's still going to fall out of your mouth. Even if it momentarily stuck to your dried-out lower lip, it would fall off as you shifted into the position he's in.

And again, who took the pic, if he was asleep?

I'm not making any arguments for his innocence, only that the most obvious story for what's happening in that pic makes no sense when you really stop to think about it. But somebody thinking it would be funny to prop his meth pipe in his mouth while he was passed out, and take a pic of it, does.
 
I didn't doubt he was smoking meth. The dude's a drug-addled fuckup; that's pretty much a given.

Trust me on this one--when you smoke meth, you don't just snuggle down under the covers and fall asleep like that. And if you really are such an epically brainfucked freak that you can, the pipe's still going to fall out of your mouth. Even if it momentarily stuck to your dried-out lower lip, it would fall off as you shifted into the position he's in.

And again, who took the pic, if he was asleep?

I'm not making any arguments for his innocence, only that the most obvious story for what's happening in that pic makes no sense when you really stop to think about it. But somebody thinking it would be funny to prop his meth pipe in his mouth while he was passed out, and take a pic of it, does.

I actually agree out of all the info provided this far, that picture is the most sus.

However, when you're on hard drugs you do dumb shit so unless he's a clean upstanding individual either way he's a crackhead, which the picture meant to prove in the first place anyway
 
Biden is lucky a virus is going around because if this were a normal election year, people would be more suspicious about Biden calling lids on most of his appearances. Biden isn’t in great health, but Coronachan has blessed him by making it seem noble for forgoing most appearances. Seriously though, Biden could have just held fireside chats on YouTube during the height of the pandemic instead of hiding all the time. Him actually getting out and campaigning three months before the election makes it seemed rushed.
"Normal election year" isn't a thing. We just see it all transparently now. The media had always excused anything the Dems did.
 
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