Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

RomanesEuntDomus said:
At this point, this shithead is acting like a clown on purpose. I assume that half this is him trying to deal with being ridiculed and half of it is him actually enjoying spewing his nonsense to an audience.
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He reminds me of an older lolcow I forget the name of who was obsessed with gross self drawn porn from the cartoons Catdog and The Angry Beavers and he would just turn up when anyone talked about him to shamelessly discuss his fetish in detail, I think he got off on it or at least the attention.
 
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Two things I’d like to ask WB:

- what were you doing before you took interest in Duck Tales, if you’re denying those old forum posts are your doing?

- why the attraction to teenage girls? Is it to do with the innocent quality that comes with being young? Do you think women your age are sluts?

I’m genuinely trying to wrap my head around this guy and his batshit crazy ideas.
 
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”Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others.”
Do you believe in this?
 
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NARPASSWORD said:
Hey @Webby's Boyfriend, I've been meaning to ask you this.
If this Duckberg Goofy Movie universe actually exists, does that mean there's a timeline where Pauly Shore's career didn't implode on itself?

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I think it means somewhere in that universe, there is an adult dog who sounds like Pauly Shore. And a couple of ducks and dogs that sound like Jim Cummings.
 
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Webby and I are back on a short stay here in Realityland.

Well, as yous know, Donald Dump (Trump's twin in the Duckverse parallel dimension) is still president and gonna get re-elected in a week, so, I, as a dark-skinned effeminate Asian-Indian-German, got deported!

I was arrested by Chief O'Hara at the Mouseton International Airport for fucking teenage cartoon characters because age of consent is 18 in the US, not 14, I spend so much time in Germany I totally forgot that. He brought me before Owl Judge and then I was deported by the ICE agents from @Curt Sibling 's toons.

Luckily, the Knothole Freedom Fighters from the Sonic universe (which is real too, I mean, even Chris knows that!) saved me. I am currently stuck in a secret base in the Kingdom of Acorn and I'm also in a love triangle with Princess Sally Acorn and Nicole the Holo-Lynx. They're both in their mid to late teens which is my preferred age range.

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Nicole the Holo-Lynx is one of the main characters in the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series and its spin-offs published by Archie Comics. She is an artificial intelligence created by Dr. Ellidy which was entrusted to Sally Acorn as a portable hand-held computer, and has since become both Sally's...
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But I plan to finally get back to Duckburg soon.

The last DuckTales episode documentation has finally proven me right!

It is possible to alter reality, there is even a device for that in our neighbour city of Saint Canard!

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BTW while I was back in real life, I dated a lass who was into toons too. Unfortunately, she's already 27 years old, 4 years older than me. Well, I just imagine she is 17 in my headcanon of, uh, the reality cartoon in which your Earth is set. She looks and acts like that.

@Curt Sibling
No, I never ever took meds, cause they are for speds. And wishing to genocide the entire German people with atomic bombs just because I started a short border conflict between Calisota and [whever all your toon characters live] is really really racist.

@Rokko
Please can I get my posting rights back in the Drachenlord thread?

Besides, THIS was NOT me:
I never went into the forensic ward or any mental health institute like good ol' Mimon Baraka and Nadja Baroudi. I'm not a nutjob. Cartoons are really real.
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
Webby and I are back on a short stay here in Realityland.

Well, as yous know, Donald Dump (Trump's twin in the Duckverse parallel dimension) is still president and gonna get re-elected in a week, so, I, as a dark-skinned effeminate Asian-Indian-German, got deported!

I was arrested by Chief O'Hara at the Mouseton International Airport for fucking teenage cartoon characters because age of consent is 18 in the US, not 14, I spend so much time in Germany I totally forgot that. He brought me before Owl Judge and then I was deported by the ICE agents from @Curt Sibling 's toons.

Luckily, the Knothole Freedom Fighters from the Sonic universe (which is real too, I mean, even Chris knows that!) saved me. I am currently stuck in a secret base in the Kingdom of Acorn and I'm also in a love triangle with Princess Sally Acorn and Nicole the Holo-Lynx. They're both in their mid to late teens which is my preferred age range.

sonic.fandom.com

Nicole the Holo-Lynx

Nicole the Holo-Lynx is one of the main characters in the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series and its spin-offs published by Archie Comics. She is an artificial intelligence created by Dr. Ellidy which was entrusted to Sally Acorn as a portable hand-held computer, and has since become both Sally's...
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But I plan to finally get back to Duckburg soon.

The last DuckTales episode documentation has finally proven me right!

It is possible to alter reality, there is even a device for that in our neighbour city of Saint Canard!

disney.fandom.com

Let's Get Dangerous!

"Let's Get Dangerous!" is the sixty-first and second of DuckTales. It premiered on October 19, 2020 and is the twelfth and thirteenth episode of the third season. 1 Plot 2 Cast 3 Trivia 4 Gallery Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie and Launchpad arrive at St. Canard. Scrooge, Huey and Louie go to...
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BTW while I was back in real life, I dated a lass who was into toons too. Unfortunately, she's already 27 years old, 4 years older than me. Well, I just imagine she is 17 in my headcanon of, uh, the reality cartoon in which your Earth is set. She looks and acts like that.

@Curt Sibling
No, I never ever took meds, cause they are for speds. And wishing to genocide the entire German people with atomic bombs just because I started a short border conflict between Calisota and [whever all your toon characters live] is really really racist.

@Rokko
Please can I get my posting rights back in the Drachenlord thread?

Besides, THIS was NOT me:
I never went into the forensic ward or any mental health institute like good ol' Mimon Baraka and Nadja Baroudi. I'm not a nutjob. Cartoons are really real.
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Cartoons are not real. You need to be beaten publicly to see otherwise. You will soon be under our control on the mental ward like your fellow schizoids @Starkiller88UnitedOwl9, @BoxerShorts47, and @Autphag. We'll even make sure you're in the same cell block, isn't that nice?
 
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