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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
I'll tell you the same thing I said to the last person who brought that up: if you believe everything you read on ED, you must have enjoyed their article on your mom.

Maybe you should forget about Null and focus on your writing. There was lots of really good advice on the last page; you should take the time to read through it.
 
I'm currently reading the blockland thread (a whopping 121 pages) on our dear leader.
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=182825.135
I've had a feeling that @Null was a fucked-up individual for awhile. For fuck's sake, he threatens to rape and kill people and he's your role model?
Null has never been anyone's role model. Null, much like yourself, was, and sometimes is, embroiled in a great deal of internet drama that has proven injurious to his character. The key difference between Null and yourself in this situation, Connor, is that Null has enough of a mind to be reflexive and see where he went wrong in these situations and improve, whereas you continue to bash your head against the same window and wonder why you cannot pass.
 
I'm currently reading the blockland thread (a whopping 121 pages) on our dear leader.
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=182825.135
I've had a feeling that @Null was a fucked-up individual for awhile. For fuck's sake, he threatens to rape and kill people and he's your role model?
Lol YOU are trying to get everyone to turn on the guy that runs the site you willingly frequent to fish for asspats and shit on everybody by posting a bunch of articles about him written by butthurt crybabies? The only thing keeping you from having an ED page is that youre not even notable enough for anyone to put forth the effort to make one.
 
At least I don't threaten to rape and kill people. I don't jerk off to kiddie porn. I passed high school, which is something I doubt he ever did.
How well did making comparisons like that work for you last time, Connor?
 
At least I don't threaten to rape and kill people. I don't jerk off to kiddie porn. I passed high school, which is something I doubt he ever did.
. . .are you seriously trollshielding @Null? Besides, you've declared your hatred of women many times in the past, condoned acts of violence against them, & expressed the desire to string them along & psychologically break them. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
 
At least I don't threaten to rape and kill people. I don't jerk off to kiddie porn. I passed high school, which is something I doubt he ever did.
Connor, I'm going to level with you: I'm very drunk and it's getting difficult to manage my temper in responding.

I will bold this text so you can understand fully: THE ENTIRETY OF THIS ARTICLE REFERS TO QUOTATIONS THAT ARE EITHER TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT OR OCCURRED SEVERAL YEARS AGO, SOME OF WHICH ESCAPE THE BOUNDS OF THE FEDERAL STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON MOST CRIMES. NULL IS NOT THE SAME PERSON AS THE ARTICLE DEPICTS HIM FROM HIS PAST EXPLOITS AND IT IS BECAUSE HE HAS A FUNDAMENTAL CAPACITY TO LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES. THIS IS TANTAMOUNT TO CHERRYPICKING PASSAGES FROM A 30 YEAR OLD WOMAN'S DIARY WHEN SHE WAS 17 AND EXPECTING FOR HER TO ANSWER FOR IT AS THOUGH IT WERE THE SAME PERSON.

AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, NULL HAS PASSED HIGH SCHOOL BY TAKING EQUIVALENCY COURSES, I BELIEVE AND HE HAS BEEN EMPLOYED MOST, IF NOT ALL, OF HIS ADULT LIFE. I CANNOT SAY THE SAME FOR YOU.
 
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