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cant bad mouth sentors thats a good rule!

I like "legitimizes the process" when the "process" is literally democracy itself. Yes, people get elected from different constituencies and then sometimes they interact without punching each other, sperging out, and acting like fucking retards.
 

So woke he's racist against other cultures and the subtle differances in linguistics and ettiquete. Cunts closer to fuck in the UK and in Australia it's closer to bugger. Guess he's not so far from cultural imperialism as he'd like.

Also the idea you can't use swears on SA is hillarious.
 
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Remedial's from this time, and was in several of these corps, though he never ran any of them as far as I know. He became notorious around this time for trolling the dad of some guy who's son (who also played EVE) got hit by a truck while on a moped; him and another goon named Firstname Lastname went to the station the dad was hanging out in and named their ships "truck" and "smoskefusedwithbike" and bumped into each other repeatedly while yelling insults in poorly translated German. This earned the alts they used for the purpose some bans and a lot of EVE forums rage.
These are the stories Polygon, Kotaku & PCGamer won't run. It was fresh to me, and I laughed. Thanks for this :feels:

lol, jeffery, you stupid nigger with a weak name, you aren't destroying shit. People from KF lurk on your retarded, outdated, garbage forums that you're going to have to plaster intrusive porn ads all over before you make 1 cent of your money back.
I reject your opening thesis: Jeffery didn't buy SA to make money, he did it to cement his position officially as Lord Friend™ over all of his hormone-chugging, democrat-voting subjects. Why waste time making friends IRL when you can just administrate some online?
 
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I like "legitimizes the process" when the "process" is literally democracy itself. Yes, people get elected from different constituencies and then sometimes they interact without punching each other, sperging out, and acting like fucking retards.
Democracy is only successful if it winds up requiring extensively-trained medical professionals to manipulate your penis on demand.
 
Democracy is only successful if it winds up requiring extensively-trained medical professionals to manipulate your penis on demand.

Unfortunately, they're not really trained in anything.

Do you know how many fucking colonoscopies I had to do to get credentialed? It'd be easier to be a dick butcher since nobody regulates it.
 
Pretty sure gimmick accounts like gamequoter were the reason the paywall went up in the first place.

Imagine harboring a grudge for two decades.
Some of those gimmick accounts were fantastic though, like Lovecraftian Journal Poster. Especially when he/they would just bust into a thread with a snippet of pastiche Lovecraft that had nothing to do with the topic on hand (though sometimes it did). Very well written though.

My other favorite was Adventures of Jesus. Wish those old gimmick posts were coallated somewhere.

If I was clever I'd turn this doublepost into a gimmick post, but I found my mind slowly turning, turning within the confines of the post box. A shrieking from the distance, which grew louder and louder. Was it in my head? What Eldritch horrors bursting forth from the blackened ruins around me could cause such a frightening din? Staggering back, the blackness of space all around me, orange lines of shapes and words in the distance, I could feel my mind slipping away. God!--Great God! WAS THIS CYCLOPEAN NIGHTMARE COMING TRUE!

Then, as quickly as it came upon me, it was gone. The globular torso—the bubble-like suggestion of a head—the three fishy eyes—the foot-long proboscis—the bulging gills—the monstrous capillation of asp-like suckers. Vanished as though they were never there.
 
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The way I look at it, right wingers should be grateful for this soros funded operation because your political opponents are castrating themselves without you having to lift a finger

Women's sports are guaranteed to get lots more interesting too
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Some of those gimmick accounts were fantastic though, like Lovecraftian Journal Poster. Especially when he/they would just bust into a thread with a snippet of pastiche Lovecraft that had nothing to do with the topic on hand (though sometimes it did). Very well written though.

My other favorite was Adventures of Jesus. Wish those old gimmick posts were coallated somewhere.

If I was clever I'd turn this doublepost into a gimmick post, but I found my mind slowly turning, turning within the confines of the post box. A shrieking from the distance, which grew louder and louder. Was it in my head? What Eldritch horrors bursting forth from the blackened ruins around me could cause such a frightening din? Staggering back, the blackness of space all around me, orange lines of shapes and words in the distance, I could feel my mind slipping away. God!--Great God! WAS THIS CYCLOPEAN NIGHTMARE COMING TRUE!

Then, as quickly as it came upon me, it was gone. The globular torso—the bubble-like suggestion of a head—the three fishy eyes—the foot-long proboscis—the bulging gills—the monstrous capillation of asp-like suckers. Vanished as though they were never there.

I thought you were a gimmick poster and your gimmick was that you were a faggot.
 
Endorph sounds like a sociopath, with how he's being opportunistic and comparing it to downs syndrome. That's like saying it's okay to invite a coyote into your house, because it's fine to have a pug as a pet.
Endorph's not as cute as the other girls, but he's the best at arm wrestling.
 
to be fair there's a big overlap between "tranny" and "cluster b" like sociopath and that's like, half the forums population at this point.
Surely, banning everybody who's opposed to sociopathy and allowing sociopaths a safe space where they can all be sociopathic to each other will work out splendidly.

Well, it'll work out splendidly for the audience.
 
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