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Can you imagine his reaction if/when pokémon masters announces end of services? I stopped following his antics for some weeks but it seems nothing much has happened.

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can anyone make out any words from that?
He goes out everyday to play pokémon go so maybe that helps. I thought he was fat because in a previous photo his face looked kinda fat and greasy, but it was probably the angle in which he snapped the photo.
 
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From today’s overnight rant. This may be the first cow I truly pity. DE9B2D8D-DB3C-4A47-B941-B1AC6AE3ECE9.jpeg
 
Hearing his limbs swing around willy-nilly and hit things brought back memories of elementary school when we'd be forced to play nice with the speds. I feel irrational rage, but only a small amount of sympathy.
 
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Another vid he posted


Not sure how to post just the audio files like a few others did.

Editing for an Autistic video he made of his waifu beating people up
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??????? ... NO! NO! N! IM NOT ... NOT NO ... WE ARE NOT SEXUAL NOT AND IM NOT, NOT A RETARD IM NOT IM NOT *hits things* *cries* IM SORRY IM SORRY NO THEY CANT JUST LET ME TALK THEY DONT THEY DONT THEY JUST DONT *cries*

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Apologies for the doubleposting, but our friend is getting scared shitless right now.
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/vp/ is trying to doxxxx him View attachment 1665844View attachment 1665845View attachment 1665847View attachment 1665849View attachment 1665850View attachment 1665851View attachment 1665852View attachment 1665859threatening suicide

and now saying he’s leaving /vp/ forever. I’m doubtful on this one considering he says this every other week.
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Of course he's not gonna leave. As one anon pointed out, he wants the attention we give him. By the way, if any of you have the time:


/pmg/ is PreciousLeaf general now.

In the first general I linked, this interesting document surfaced

In short, it's the account of a mod from the pokémon masters subreddit, and here he points out the theory that PL was sexually abused as a kid and that's why he hates sex, what is your opinion on that? That didn't cross my mind honestly, I thought he hated sex because he has the mind of a child and can't understand sex at all. The sexual assault thing is kinda disturbing.

After this, many dusknoir threads popped up. He and his grandma will be remembered for sure.
 
In the first general I linked, this interesting document surfaced

In short, it's the account of a mod from the pokémon masters subreddit, and here he points out the theory that PL was sexually abused as a kid and that's why he hates sex, what is your opinion on that? That didn't cross my mind honestly, I thought he hated sex because he has the mind of a child and can't understand sex at all. The sexual assault thing is kinda disturbing.

From the doc: "Speaking of conditions, it's why PL has their list of conditions on their darn twitter profile, so that people could try to understand, but to no avail, so unless you’re not a twitter user or don’t know any context of PL, you have no excuse."

This has been tainted thanks to Tumblr. No one will take conditions listed on a Twitter bio seriously outside of them being an attention whore. PreciousLeaf is the real deal, but subconsciously, due to Tumblr's bullshit, he can't be taken seriously without actual prodding and riling him up to prove he's legit. It's also not helped that although he listed his mental illnesses, he's not taking medication for them, and never will without actual outside help in shipping him off to the asylum where he gets strapped down and force-fed medication. But that'll never happen, either. 4chan is trying to dox him for two reasons: Because the Internet Hate Machine never forgets, and because PreciousLeaf needs help and should've gotten it long before he turned 18, or right when he turned 18 and was thrown out of the house. It's quite possible the state he lives in legally can't take him to a psych ward without him consenting to it, which is why he's been allowed to fester and has screaming fits in public. This tragic story only has a tragic ending from the looks of it, and it might happen sooner than we think.

With the Asperger's in the conditions he listed, it's really not just mental age, his emotional age is also like 20 years behind, and that's why he acts like a kid. It's not really a severe disorder if you raise someone with Asperger's/high-functioning autism right, but PL is what happens when you literally don't do anything. His parents are fucking trash, like he didn't go to school and wasn't cared for by them, but he might've been sexually abused, too? The doc didn't go into greater detail about how they came to that conclusion outside of him screeching at NSFW art and claiming over and over again he doesn't think of Leaf in that way. It's actually a miracle that he hasn't tried to kill anyone, and maybe, just maybe, that's because he latched onto Leaf before adulthood. If it has been 15 years, that's roughly a year after FireRed and LeafGreen came out in North America, too.

Him being mute is a new revelation, but that explains his voice (and I bet damaging his vocal cords plays a part in it). Although I doubt he was born mute since he can at least still form words phonetically, being mute is sometimes a sign of psychological trauma.

It just gets worse every time more light is shined onto his life.
 
So apparently /vp/ MAY have doxed PL. The only downside is that he’s being autistic as hell about it and saying they’re wrong about everything.
Double-checking Nyafuu it seems to see if the dox Info is still there.
EDIT: It‘s still there but given that it hasn’t been deleted yet I have a feeling it may be incorrect.
 
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So apparently /vp/ MAY have doxed PL. The only downside is that he’s being autistic as hell about it and saying they’re wrong about everything.
Double-checking Nyafuu it seems to see if the dox Info is still there.
EDIT: It‘s still there but given that it hasn’t been deleted yet I have a feeling it may be incorrect.
Until someone goes out there to take a (blurry) snapshot of PL out in the wild or he suddenly vanishes from the Internet, I don't think they'll find him with Waffle House and gas station pictures.

Then again, this is weaponized autism personified we're talking about.
 
Until someone goes out there to take a (blurry) snapshot of PL out in the wild or he suddenly vanishes from the Internet, I don't think they'll find him with Waffle House and gas station pictures.

Then again, this is weaponized autism personified we're talking about.
I believe they may have found his location by also triangulating those two places with a nearby park but I could be wrong.

/vp/ also thinks that PL is trying his hand at gayops but, if this turns out to be the case, one thing he seems to have forgotten is that by sperging out this badly he's only helping them weed out the bullshit.
 
I cannot overstate how much I am disgusted by PreciousLeaf’s parents.
I'd still like to hear their side of the story.

So apparently /vp/ MAY have doxed PL. The only downside is that he’s being autistic as hell about it and saying they’re wrong about everything.
Double-checking Nyafuu it seems to see if the dox Info is still there.
EDIT: It‘s still there but given that it hasn’t been deleted yet I have a feeling it may be incorrect.
Someone posted this last night (or very early this morning, click on it to expand)

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They found the park he regularly goes to because some days or weeks ago he posted a screenshot of pokémon go where you could clearly see a pokéstop with the name Herb Rautenberg in a bench. That image resurfaced when they got serious about doxxing him last week, must be in the /pmg/ archive I copy/pasted in my previous post, along with the photo of a Waffle House right next to a gas station. The post was quickly deleted by mods, but someone took a screencap (which was also deleted but can be easily found in the nyafuu archives).
 
I'd still like to hear their side of the story.
If there's a way to track them down for a statement. If he was truly abandoned by them, they may either not want to talk about it, deny it, or talk trash.

Someone posted this last night (or very early this morning, click on it to expand)

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They found the park he regularly goes to because some days or weeks ago he posted a screenshot of pokémon go where you could clearly see a pokéstop with the name Herb Rautenberg in a bench. That image resurfaced when they got serious about doxxing him last week, must be in the /pmg/ archive I copy/pasted in my previous post, along with the photo of a Waffle House right next to a gas station. The post was quickly deleted by mods, but someone took a screencap (which was also deleted but can be easily found in the nyafuu archives).
So if he lives in either Illinois or Missouri, I wonder if he's had involuntary commitment at least once since he was 18. Unless he is so unloved/uncared for that nobody cares what he does and therefore never reported him in for any treatment, he has been left to the elements on his tugboat for all this time, and it's literally a miracle he's not been incapacitated or severely injured in any way. He's actually lucky he still has a roof over his head, though he may really be on that cusp of homelessness all the time.
 
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My guess is they were having a chuckle at the hospital and named the little squirt “NEW NAME,” but I’ve been wrong before.

edit: it appears we got too cocky. He’s listing a different time zone and saying he lives somewhere with different buildings and not a waffle house and no restaurants. Also he put up a gif where he edited in a Zellers logo which obviously means he lives in Canada and none of this is gay ops to throw people off from dahxxxing
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