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Of course the hypocrisy of Mr. multiple Adsense accounts is obvious. But Phil is so funny, how he somehow thinks “someone breaking a websites terms of service=ur going to jail”
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Sure would be a shame if someone were to make an account here for him
Relax I didn't actually do it. I don't want to go to jail for 15 years for the serious crime of making an account for someone.
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Translation: I'm asshurt I wasn't given a free Xbox Series X.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know what to do ack ack ack"
Phil said this while playing COD. Its fucking COD, just shoot people.
Phil said this while playing COD. Its fucking COD, just shoot people.
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Obviously fake. If Philip were to create an account here, his username would be TheyCallMeDSP.
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More like he's mad Xbox's Twitter dunked on him, well that and projecting because he always does that on everyone.
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I’d love it if they gave him a free system, but it was the Series S, the tard pack of next generation.
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Phil 'strict NAT' Burnell is whining about connections in COD. Looks like all that positivity and praise for this game has gone out the window now that he's getting his shit pushed in.
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is that why he uses TheyCallMeDSP on every fucking thing he signs up for now?
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Curious that 'real DSP' was not calling 'totally not DSP' a criminal for signing up for WWE champions using false information.
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God listen to that smug fucking opening, like he's got it all figured out. Yeah, no shit the guy who is getting paid to sell consoles will talk mountains of shit to sell the console. It's like he thinks that he's the only one who just now figured out that business and marketing is all finding ways to tell lies to consumers so that your employer can make money so you can get paid.
Welcome to age 6 Phil, we're all aware that Big Macs don't actually look like their photos, and that every ad is trying to bullshit you into thinking you'll be be happier if you spend your money on useless shit.
Oh holy shit that just clicked when I typed that out: he actually buys into those sorts of ads doesn't he? We all know his spending is out of control, but he might actually see the ads where everyone looks super happy and fit and has a loving family and thinks that if he just buys more Cheerios, he's gonna live a happier life.
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I also think he does actually buy into that crap hook line and sinker.
I remember when he bought the BMW he started talking some bullshit about how it's a "buyer's market for cars" or some crap like that as if he knows the first thing about cars (as shown by the oil incident) and the car market. It was probably a bullshit line he was fed by the salesman. I also bet he's so gullible that even the greenest salesman could make him leave the dealership thinking that he got a great deal on the BMW and that it was actually the dealership who were financially hurting
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Phil isn't going to fall for that marketing scheme. Only gullible morons believe everything they hear. Oh, by the way, the man who makes six figures a year and had all his debt erased really really needs your help buying groceries this week. Please tip, but give him all your personal info first.
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Phil buys in to everything sold to him.
It's why he spent $40 on an alarm clock, why he bought a bunch of limited run-collector's edition-super rare figures that he damaged and still thought he could sell them as if everyone is as dumb as he is, why he called Cup Noodles "false advertising", why he thought that he could just move to the west coast and never pay taxes, why he thought he could lie about the bitch he shipped never having any internet presence, why he thought XSplit was some kind of TV production program, why he only buys gaming headsets, etc, etc.
Fuck's sake, the reason that Phil thinks he's Italian in any significant way is probably because his mom sold him that. Maybe the guy who ran Vinnie's Pizza said that Little Philly was an honorary Italian and Phil ran with it.
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Phil is retarded believing he was going to enjoy this new Call of Duty. He's never enjoyed a Call of Duty game. The demands of these games don't match his abilities (and attitude).
He'll tell you that MW1 and MW2 are great and the best in the series, but he only says that for street-cred. The extent of his retardation is so bad that he's actually fooling himself by fake nostalgia.
He'll tell you that MW1 and MW2 are great and the best in the series, but he only says that for street-cred. The extent of his retardation is so bad that he's actually fooling himself by fake nostalgia.
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as much as phil loves to blame his tax guy for the tax situation, phil tried to pretend he wasn't a business after being caught by the irs, so it's clear what his intentions were and how he tried to hide under a lie to avoid parting with his money
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I'll never get over how Sparkletor pointed out how Phil broke his statues because he played with them,why else would he touch them?
Also he is complaining about people quick scoping with aim assist and how it's unfair,well Phil then don't play on console,it's not that hard.
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Wouldn't this mean that DownFromTheRafters and TheGunShow comitted fraud? Say it aint' so....
A full grown man playing with collectable statues.... Is there anything more DSP that that?
I also refuse to believe he didn't hot glue Black Cat, She-Hulk, and that ice bitch several times over.
He probably hot glue'd Guile, too...
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